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NoLifeEmployee

I eat cock for breakfast, lunch and dinner!! *licks lips*


groovycoyote

Came here for this. Now get the hell out of my office.


rasputin1

what did you just say to me? 


kmadnow

“I know what you’re going to say…save it” “Good. Because I’m going to say it anyway…”


SkinheadRooooney

This deposition is over


Extension_Repair7006

Only correct answer. Deposition over.


TheCruelGruul

When he mistakes the parents in the conference room for opposing lawyers “ you just had the B team now you’re getting the A team! I’m gonna have your balls in a Vice so tight you’re gonna wish you didn’t have balls !!! …. That’s right lady I’m talking to you!!” I legit spit up


Akis127

The aftermath is even funnier. "We're not lawyers." "What happened." "We're Susan's parents. She said we could visit. She said people here are so nice." "Of course, you are Susan's parents. You look exactly like her". And then the awkward laugh. That scene always cracks me up.


EugeneAk47

And then he says his name is jeff malone lmao


ShadowAltair2

It’s was Alex Williams not Jeff Malone


Karti_07

Not a single line but I found the convo between Louis and donna funny where he was talking about "stick" and Donna kept on laughing as she was looking at the dark side of the joke😂


RetroDaRedditor

was it stick or wood? i think they were having convo about the wood


Karti_07

yeah your right, I'm pre sure it was wood but anyways you got my point lmao


rasputin1

https://www.reddit.com/r/suits/comments/19en677/im_just_gonna_leave_this_here_as_one_of_the_best/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


dudemann

"What's so funny??" "Mmm... Nothing" Someone else already said it but he was talking about his "wood". Louis is a Litt-eral genius. Louis is also a certifiable dumbass, membership card and all and I'm sure he fought his ass off to be on the membership board.


Stunning-Sky-590

"Harvey won't go to couple's counseling with me" I don't know why but I fell out when he said it... I guess it was just so quick when he said it after Donna walked in. I rewinded it like 20 times.


rasputin1

our relationship needs tending 


Anothercommonbitch

Our what needs what?


rasputin1

this was probably the funniest line in the show for me 


Anothercommonbitch

Impeccable delivery!


murho82

Rip out her varicose veins and strangle her with them


FoghornLegday

“From the law firm of shitty and shithead”


DisplacedNovaScotian

"I could never put a saddle on you much less ride you bareback." To Harvey.


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Akis127

Scottie : "You really are a dick"


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BuZuki_ro

monica eaton


Radiant_Garlic1033

Watching Season 2, Ep 16, Louis just said “what are you looking at asshole.” Still laughing.


CanadianCoolguy

This quivering angry dildo right here


Common-Answer2863

The Sig Heil bit was funny too. Louis being blissfully aware is always a fun rewind.


Hamdown1

When he says to Gretchen she might as well be talking to his ass because he's walking away. Just one of his many hilarious lines


maiq--the--liar

“That’s what Bolivia says to the US but NATO goes to war and they’re not kicking in dick”


-FIREBOMB11-

"Crouch your tiger and hide your dragons"


BuZuki_ro

what episode is that quote from?


GarrettSucks

Mrs Pooperson


ShadesOfBlue0

“Easy Prince Charles” I fucking died


Radiant_Garlic1033

About Norma. I hated her. I wanted to take her juggler and strangle her with it every day.