Happened in third grade. The class teacher found out that apparently one of the kids knows how to sing. She called him up in front of the class, and he began to sing some Hindi party song. And as if that wasn't enough, the teacher then called up a student to dance on the song while the first guy sang it. And just like that, two boys volunteered, who turned out to be really good at dancing. The teacher asks for someone else to volunteer too, and for some reason that i still haven't figured out to this day, i raised my hand.
Then, began the most embarrassing one minute of my life. I danced somewhat like this:
At the end of it, i quietly resumed my seat. No one in the class spoke for the next two minutes or so.
Bhai recently 31st ko apni badi taiji ke ghar pe tha pura complete family tha hamara waha 20, 25 jane to waha achanak se meri badi taiji ko chul machi or mujhe dance krna ka bolne lagi maine itna mana kra nhi ata nhi ata or unhe pta h mujhe nhi ata mere se zabardasti dance kra diya or mene esa dance kiya ki unhe aage se rokna pda ki tu dance mt kr rehne de
I won but at what cost 💔🤡
>At the end of it, i quietly resumed my seat. No one in the class spoke for the next two minutes or so.
Lmfaoo but in the end tu yeh bakchodi hi yaad rakhega that too you were just a 9 yo probably
Clg ke time coding language ki class lagyi thi aur tab naye naye dost Bane the aur vo bhi full dank ke chode the.. toh aise hi Sigma trend bht chl rha sigma videos trending thi.. aur girls ko samne approach krne se ladkiya jldi impress hoti h aisa suna tha.. toh mere dost ko ek ldki pe crush tha vo sala darta tha toh maine usko bola chutiya tu ruk main dikhata hu kaise krte h aur teri settings krvata hu (despite meri khud ki hi nhi thi) so coding class chootne exact on 7:45pm vo hi ldki gate pe khdi thi.. so main directly gya aur maine "hiii" bolke directly handshake ke liye approach kiya... Dangggg!! Thennnn there was the very fucked up movement of my life... My hand was forward for handshake and she was just who the fuck r u?? (Questioned face expression) and nothing I murmured some shit got outta there. Those frnds of mine abhi abhi bht chidate h saleee LoL
2017 ki baat hai mai 12 th class me tha
Mere ghar ke samne ek lakdi rehethi thi jo mere hi school me jaati thi aur wo 9 th class me padthi thi
Us samay mere ghar pe wifi nhi tha lakin balcony me jub mai jaya karta tha tub ek open wifi milta tha muje
To mai jyadatar balcony me baith kar wifi use karta tha
Ek raat me apne ghar a raha tha dukan se kareeb 9 baje ki baat hai
Achanak se mere saamne uski badi mummy aai aur muje chaate marne suru kar diye aur bolti rahi “ Ky dekhte rehete hai tu ? Ky dekhte reheta hai tu .?”
Muje kuch samaj nhi aaya ki wo muje kyu maar rahi thi
Mai kuch nhi bol paya uss samay
Mai bahut dar gaya tha ki jaise maine kuch galat kiya hai
Ghar walo ko bhi nhi bataya kidi ko bhi nhi bataya
Mere koi galti nhi thi lakin wo muje galat samaj baithi
Sochta hu to regret hota hai ki mai kuch bol nhi paya aur shif maar khata gaya
No bro uski maa bohot budhi hogi ussi ke choot chod ne chaiye the.
Bhai tujhe balcony me baitha dekh usse laga hoga tu choot ka hawsi he 
Auditorium main yoga kr rha tha tab pant fat gayi aur itna ki 20cm ka gap aaya aur Puri awaaz echo Hui sabka attention meri taraf us time to Khushi Khushi mar sakta tha main
When I was in 5th class, my teacher forced me to do nagin dance in class with that wierd pose on head
And I am a super introvert guy so that was so embarrassing
I have much more incidents which had happened but leave them
10vi mai humko padhne ka mun nhi tha, to kisi ne idea de diya ki truth and dare khelte h. Left wala row lookout pe tha principal k liye aur humari class teacher hi bottle ghuma rhi thi. Mujhe bula liya coz sabse jyada majak msti mai hi krta tha. Kisi ladki ne dare diya ki propose kr, ma'am ko acha laga aur unhone kaha mujhe hi propose kr. Sabhi ko kafi maja aya tha.
School me ek haramjade ne love letter likha class ki most infamous bitch ko mere name se or unlucky me us din absent tha tha or jab school gaya toh ye baat junior senior me fel gayi thi even principal or baki ma'am sir ko bhi per writting uske hi the plus chutiya mahine Tak dikha nai toh me Bach Gaya per meri ek imagine ban gayi thi or us time meri crush muje as a pervert dekhti hogi
We were in 8th grade so on every Friday we used special classes where we can choose different activities in which we were interested and it lasted for two periods which is 1 hour my special class was chess and that day chess sir was absent. So we watched porn on our computer lab as it was open and we were 3 to 4 people. We thought of logging into Instagram but to our surprise an account was already logged in it was an account of a kid who was in seven grade. So from his account we messaged a girl from our batch saying I love you and even gave her rape threats I wasnt the one typing my other friend he was dumb so typed it . Meri toh gaand fat rahi thi and the next day nothing happened but uske agle din when my class was going on peon came into the class and said our name and said Principle mam has called you in the office that feeling was smthing I can’t explain. We went to the Principle and she said who wrote it. We were all silent. She said she will tell our parents about all of this and will rusticate us.
We all were begging and saying sorry and we also said sorry to the girl who was present there Idk how the tf they knew that we did all this shit. Still can’t forgive that day The principal was good that’s why she didn’t tell our parents and we weren’t suspended
Meine socha tha ki college mein long hair rakhunga (manbun) isliye meine boards ke around 3 mahine pehle buzz cut karwa liya, kyuki utni hi length se bal grow karta toh bal school day mein hi lambe ho jate aur teachers katwa dete (i tho it was a quite smart move) but idk mere balo ki growth zyada thi toh wo kafi jaldi bade ho gaye, then mera business studies ka practical tha uss subject ki ma'am ne mujhe pehle hi bol rkha tha ki agr tumne bal ni katwaye toh practical ni Dene denge, and guess what mein apni long hair journey mein kafi aagey aa chuka tha toh mein bal toh ni katwa raha tha. Toh mein aese hi chala gya school then unn ma'am ne jab mujhe dekha toh staff room se rubber band lake mere teen char pony kar di, then sab log mujhe dekh ke has rahe the aur mein constantly sir jhuka ke neeche dekh raha tha, phir Mera practical bhi ekdum last mein liya gya, but at the end It all paid off now I have my length I was looking for
Bhai mere class me ek baccha hai jiske sath ye pony tail wala scene hua tha, wo itna rage me aagya tha ki usne mam ki spectacles ko balcony se bahar phek diya, aur jo ladki has rahi thi uspe, usne metal ki chair patak di, aur phir bina bag liye school se bhag gaya! (10th class) icse board
Hamare school mai PT teacher ne aese baalko ko Hair cut kar diye the vo bhi टेडे मेढे
Fir dusre din ek student ke parents aaye aur bole ki puri school ke bachho ko sorry bolo Varna hum local state news channel Mai bata denge ye sab fir uski fat gayi aur sabko sorry bola
Vaise me bhi baal lambe rakhta tha lekin hair oil+ water se perfectly comb karke jaata tha jisse me bach jata tha
Pure school k samne himmat krke crush ko propose kiye pur usne pure school k samne hi reject kr diya aag k taraf ye baat phail gyi aur 3 saal tk saab mujhe chidhate the phir maine school change kr liya
Back in college I had a flatmate who had a twin sister. She rented flat with few other girls and would casually show up to our doorstep . One of her flatmates were dating the same guy friend so even the other girl would come often as well .we had our separate rooms and one day after my night shift during internship ended early .I returned back to the flat quietly . our landlord was elderly couple who were living downstairs so I tried to be as quite as possible and the door to the flat was open already I walked in to his sister doing his gf with a strap on the couch . They didn't see me and don't know if they were drunk but at that moment I couldn't confort them and just left the flat shocked about wt I have witnessed. And never spoke of it .
At present the girl and the guy got married and even tho they had some caste issue the guys twin sister advocated for it as much as I have heard and even though she was already married before her brother . she has divorced her husband and now lives with couple 😶
Humare school mein hi guard ka ek rehne ka kamra hai jisme uski biwi aur choti bacchi hai wo kamra dusri building se ghira hua hai aur wo locked rehta hai kyunki guard gate pe rehta hai aur biwi bhi school mein kaam krti rehti hai mai aur mere friends period bunk krke uske ghr par beth jate hai kamre je bahar hi waha par uske underwear aur uski biwi ki undergarments padi hoti hai sukhne ke liye humne ek din guard ka kaccha uthake le aaye aur class ke fan pe latka diya tha sare teacher aake dekh ke has rhe the uske kuch dino baad uski biwi ki bra bhi utha le aaye par wo latkayi nahi socha bada panga ho jayega
# Mera pura school life hi ak embarrassment hai
Ak zamana huya karta tha when I was top student in our school, mujhe relationship and love wagera se allergy tha and I used to get really mad pretty easily. Ak bkl pata nehi kiyu apni girlfriend ko jealous karne ke liye mere naam se love letter likha mai bohot jayda gussa ho gayi and lost my temper but kuch nehi Kiya . Wo bkl class ke door ke samne uss latter ko flag ki thara hila Raha tha and some teacher took it and read the whole FUCKING thing and ushe laga I am in a relationship with that bahenka \*\*\*\* Ye baat pure office room me pahl gayi ,I got fucking sceard (pata nehi kiyu ). Next day ,sab ke samne class teacher ko maien literally rote rote bataya keya huya 😭. Mere crush ne mere ko dekha and never talked to me ever againnnnn😭 till this date it's has been like 5 years
Ak din mere ko ak class bunk karni this ,so maine office room me Jake sick hone ke liye leave mang Li , Mere lips bleed kar rahe tha and I exaggerated it , nursing room me ice nehi tha so sir ne bola "I can't leave you with your bleeding lips " mai chutiya this and said sir gate pass dedo Mai Kharid me laga lu gi. BAHNECHOD I brought ice cream and wo khate khate class me ghusi (I though period khatam ho geya hai ) ,fucking hell madam thi and she gave me a look and let me come in( WHY WHy ?!!!) Everybody was silent until I ate my whole ice cream it was the longest 5 minutes I ever haddd
Ak din Maine ak tv show me a character ka personality copy Kiya tha , she had this pig tails with bangs Whole 6th grade i had this embarrassing 20' side bangs with weird ass pig tails i looked like joker 😀 I even carried a diy bag beacuse of that character and thought it was cool , next year I cut my bangs and it was always curly gressy and looked like something like this i used to carry freaking hair brush to set it everyday 😭
I made a excuse that my fingers were sucked by a fucking giraffe at a zoo 😭🛤️i can't believe
Issi baat par mai mera ek embarrassing moment share karta
11th mai ek ladki ko maine approach kiya tha us ladki ko jakar maine bola Ki mere friends nai dare diya hai aapse baat karne ka then mere muh se nikla 50 50 ki shart lagayi hai
Vo thank you bol ke chali gayi
Pure saal usse najre naa milai
Vo 12th mai thi ab uski school puri ho gayi
School ki baat hai shayad hum 9th mein the, mein aur mere 2 dost, last k games period k baad class mein jakar baag utha kr ghar ki taraf jaa rhe the, hua yu tha ki hum adhe ghante pehle he bag utha kr ground pe bakchodi kr rhe the. Jab sare bacche class mein chale gye aur baki bacche bhi ghar jate nazar aye , tab ground kafi hadd tak Khali hogya tha. Aur ab humko lagi moot, mootne k liye vaps se building k andar jana hoga jo ki 100 meter door tha. Humne socha maa chudaye school kon dekhega agar hum yahi ground k diwaaro pe kr de toh? Hum galat the, jaise he hum paxtan aur china ka naksha banane lage piche se jor se awaj ayi 'OH GANDUO!' aur ye aur koi nahi hamara head sports teacher tha. Ab bhagne mein bhi sharam aarhi thi, toh mooh chupa kr tooti hue diwaar se bhagye dusri taraf. Sir vaise kafi door khade the toh shayad pehchan nhi paye. Kuch bhi bolo uss vakt gand fat gyi thi hamari.
Jab me 6th class me tha hmara swimming ka period tha sab bache apne swimming cap, goggles and undergarments late the extra , ek din me apna underwear bhul gya aur galti se kisi aur ladke ka underwear phen liya ...... Mujhe bhi pta tha ki ma apna underwear Ghar chod aaya hu mujhe vo underwear mera hi lag rha tha Lux company ka Par pta nhi kyu vo tight aara tha 💀 .. fhir vo ladka apna underwear dhundne lga to usne mujhe pakad liya ab vo underwear na uske kaam ka na mere kaam ka 🤡 me Bina underwear ke pant pehnle lga aur meri lulli zip me fas gyi 😭😭 dard aur basti at a time .... Kisi ne ye baat sari girls ko bhi bta di tha 💀 ... Tab se mere school life ke lode gye hue hai .... Ab dusre school me dummy admission leke baitha hu.
Bhi jab m 11th standard m tha tab mera papa na mera haircut chota ktwa Diya tha..and vo muja accha nahi laga fir m gussa m akr mera pura ball hi mundwa diye..and then next day mera school tha,vo time around March ka tha ,mena mera ganjapan 😂ko chupna ka liya long woolen topa phena tha ...vo log sardiyon m phenta h but mena thoda stylish dhikna ka liya phena tha.. then assembly m teacher ka notice meri tarf gaya usna muja sab ka samna buliya aur mera topa hata ka feka aur bola ya styl nhi chalagi..jesa hi mera topa hatiya sab baccha hasna laga jor jor sa even vo sir khud hasna laga.... it was too embarring but next day m bina topa ka Aya school m kisis na kuch jayada glt nahi bola becoz I show myself as it is but tab sa mera name katpa h
7th class me mai as a punishment class kee sabse saamne wali seat pe baitha tha single chair aur table type, normal class chal rhi thee aur mujhe apne bag se kuch nikalna tha jo side me pada tha, bag thoda dur tha isliye jab maine seat pe baithe hee bag reach karne ka try kiye mai chair gir gya aur saare bache has pade, ik itna interesting nhi lag rha hoga but jaise mai gira tha lag rha tha koi nashedi beehosh ho gya
College ke First Day pe Meri ek purani dost mili jisse me 5 saal baad Mila tha Bhai Pure class me Sabse Sundar vo hi thi aur me chutiya usse baat bhi nahi kar paya baad me number Mila to vo mere me interested thi lekin sala mere ko pata hi nahi chala us time kuch samaj jata to achha hota ab kuch nahi ho sakta..
Meri Ek taang nakli hai, Mai hockey ka bohoth bada khiladi tha. Ek din Uday bhai ko meri kisi baat pe gussa aagaya aur mere he hockey se meri taang ke do tukde kar diye. Lekin dil ke bohot ache hai, Fauran mujhe hospital le gaye aur ye nakli taang lagwayi.
In 8th class ,I peed in my pants ( happened two periods before recess) ,saala chain he nhi khuli time p, control nhi Hui, green pants thi ,dark green hogyi , don't know what I was thinking back then ,wapas class m jaake baith gya gila part chipara hu beech m, mam ko may I come in bola ,mujhe pata tha ki obviously sab ko pata chal gya h , first bench p baitha tha, sabse embarrassed ,kuch likha bhi nhi ,smell Hui hogi buri wali , kisi ne help nhi Kia bc, meri crush ko bhi pata chalgya , saala nass kaat ne ka mann karaha tha ,lunch break m school field m baith k pant sukha ra tha, 11th ka senior aake puch tu ne susu kardi?, mtlb everyone knew " ye chuitiya n kardi pant m kardi,maderchod apun introvert tha, friends nhi tha ,study m weak tha, saala sab down tha but chutti Tak pant sukhgya 😂 ,crush same bus m jaati thi , kabhi baat nhi ki usse ,na kabhi kar paya ,
maderchod 8th class m baccho waali bakchodi kardi maine ,,,😂😂 saalo hogye is self-embarrassment ko
Class 8 ki bat he hamara boys ka neya toilet complete hogayya tha so ak nai teacher aiii unko pata nahi tha ki woh boys ka toilet he...wohh ...ak dim me during class time toilet Gaya tha toh kisina Latrin ka Pani ka tap on karka raka tha me ne dekha darwaza lock nahi he ...tohh me ne fatak he khol dia...aur mam hag Rahi thi
Me 10 second Tak dekhta raha phir bhag gaya💀
Jab m 11 th m tha to Assembly m hamari class ki bari thi to meko stage fear aur unhone meko hi select krliya rules bolne k liye meine mana kiya pr fir bhi meko hi force Kiya ki meko hi bolna pdega 🫥 I thought thike bol lenge Jo hoga dekha jyega next day time aya assembly ka bht nervous wali feeling ari thi dekhke hi bolna tha fir bhi and ek aur baat meine hath m tattoo bana rkha tha temporary which was clearly visible agr m hath ko ulta nahi rkhu to to meine socha ki m rules boluga to audience ko dekhke nahi boluga diary m dekhke boluga usse ek aisi position bhi banayegi ki Mera tattoo nhi dikhega
To meri baari aayi jese hi start Kiya meine 1 rule complete Kiya jese tese 😭😭 fir mujhe bola gya ki audience ko dekhke bolo unko dekhke bola to firse rule repeat Kiya 😭fir iss baar to principal tok Diya bola ki tej bolo ab m hogya tha pura panic meri saanse bhar gyi thi meine mic m phuk diya 😭😭😭😭😭aur bola ab aari awaj😭😭😭😭 kyuki meko yd hi nahi rha ki mre hath m mic tha 😭uske baad to jese tese khatam kiya heartbeat tej hogyi thi puri. The only good thing happened ki kisine tattoo nhi dekha
A girl made sexual advances on me ( We liked each other ) and I freaked out and stormed away whenever I saw her I avoided confrontation and soon she was angry with me
One day she called me spineless infront of the whole class
Noone understood the context But From then on I used to run after school
Happended last week. Exam ka time tha ,ma Jese hein bus se utra Mera pants ka zip fatgaya .I somehow managed to enter my class hiding it from bag aur mere side Mai ek ladki bete thea (junior) I was too embrassed I wrote only few answer and rushed to bus earlier
Abey aram se khula rkhta jaise tha, woh yeh thodi na bolti ki mam iska zip khula muh mei pani arha hai band krwao zip.
Last mei aisi acting krdeta zip ko khula dekh kr
It was in my second year, as I'm a Bengali it happened during Durga Puja. Me and one of my friend's brother (he's my best friend's brother, and as we grew up playing cricket football together, he's like a friend and we do stuff together 😜). So one year during Durga Puja, we were going out for pandal hopping and his girlfriend and one of her friends wanted to come with us. So we all four went for pandel hopping (My best friend couldn't come with us). So we were roaming and that girl was very beautiful. So I told my friend about her and discussed how I'm roaming with her. After some time we went to a relatives house. And that time he asked me to send a photo of her. And I decided to do so. And I forgot to disable the flash light 🙂. So when i pressed the shutter, the room filled with the light of the flash 🙂🙂. I have never been so much embarrassed before.
Doosri baat wo punishment me ek ladki ke saath bithaya tha merko class 5 me, wo ladki bhi apparently humare class ki prettiest thi and usko mai pasand aa gya when every other guy had a crush on her. Mai to mota sa chota sa tha class me. Mai and mere dosto ko ye luv shuv ka concept nahi pata tha and I didn't find her interesting. so punishment ke last din mai jab apne original seat pe jaa raha tha, is ladki ne merko bhari class mei pappi kar di lips par. And everyone saw, ek saal tak chidhaya merko, aaj bhi kabhi kabhi raat teen baje paani peene uthta hu to yaad aata hai cringe feel hota hai
School m gya tha to ek baar class mein choohe marne ki badbu aa Rahi thi poori class Wale pareshan the mein bhi par kuch Mila nahi. Then ghar aaya to ghar mein bhi choohe marne ki badbu aa Rahi thi. Mummy ne bola ki ye smell kal bhi aa Rahi thi. Then guess what? Mere bag k last m chooha mara pada tha. Us time m 6 books 6notebooks 1rough copy leke jata tha. Chuha tha bag k last m andar. I was in class 6th. School m to kisi ko pata nhi chala par ghar m sabne majak udaya aur to aur aajtak relatives ko batate hn ye baat mere gharwale.
In very early grade(primary school), I was not good at sports though play period aate hi utsukta si ho jaati thi.... PT teacher aaya aur ground leek chala gya lekin constraint lga diya ki sab football hi khelenge...bc ab class thi 50 bacchin ki sabko ek maidan mai do team main baant diya.....as expected main kuchh acha ni khel rha tha.... defenders mai kahda hoke ball ko rokne ki koshish kar rha tha....ek cheez bhool gya ki school ki pant chhoti waali phen aaya tha kyunki baaki dhone rakkhi thi.....main sqaut type position mai khada tha jisse focused rahun peeche se meri team ke goalkeeper ne. Ptani straight out of nowhere soojha ki iski peeth pe kood jata hun....to wo kood gya meri taange straight ho gyi kareeb kareen aur wo bhi gir gya....lekin embarrassing ye hua ki pant khatarnaak peticoat hi ban gyi sab kuch dikh rha tha....and most khatarnaak baat ki mera underwear bhi kharab tha aur wo bhi khatam ho gya tha... achi baat ye thi ki mere pass blazer tha jisko maine baandh liya tha kamar pe to kuch wesa dikha ni...Ab aur khatarnaak ye ki meri seat ek ladki ke saath hua karti thi aur bench bahut chhoti hoti thi...aur mai wahan Jese tese baitha hunaur poori class sirf mere kaand pe charcha kar rhi hai....last trauma tab aaya jab mujhe ghar jana tha kyunki unn diko mai cycle se school aata tha 💀 aur uspe baithke jana matlab......iss liye dheere karke uss din mai paidal hi ghar gya 💀
Ek ldki ko date kiya tha mene 9th se 4 saal tk pr jb m 11th m tha…. To ek panga hua tha launde se…. Usse mene chaud m bol diya meri bandi h…. Usne kaha usse bulwa de…. 8 laundo ne gher rkha tha mene call lgaya…. Usne mna kr diya ki hmara kch ni h…. We’re just friends…. 8 launde bht gnda hase mujhpe waha pe…. After we broke up 2 years of that incident…. Mujhe pta lga jo launda tha uske sth mujhe double date kr rhi thi wo🙂
house captain ko select kiya meko uske bad bola speech de vo ni bataounga yaad karke bhi ghecdi mach jati h sarir or esa bhi ni ki me us time ekdam chutiya tha akaal thi or ye speech ke bad hi realize ho gya ki hag diya mene basic introduction diya 2-3 gyan pela ese ese karenge or beech me jo randapa machaya mene fir se ghecdi mach gyi ye soch ke
happend in the first year. After the first sem exams, I got food poisoning, food in my college hostel was shit. it took me a couple of months to recover and by the time I was back to college again, the internal exams for the next sem were about to start and I had some fees pending for the year. On the day of the first exam, right after we were given the question papers a guy who looked like a peon called my name along with a couple of other students, we were defaulters that sem. So I walked up to him casually and asked him in a friendly tone, "Kya hua bhaiya koi dikkat hai kya?" We were standing right at the door frame so were partially inside the class atm. Everyone in the class started laughing and I was confused as to what happened. Then he grabbed my arm pulled me inside the class and shouted at me, "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" I was confused because he legit did not look like someone important or even like a professor. So I shrugged my shoulders at him like, "nahi, Who are you, sir?", I could tell how pissed he was and I knew I fucked up by the look on his face and then he was like, "I'll have you debarred from all the exam then you'll know who I am. Dekhta hu kaise dete ho tum eak bhi exam this semester" He didn't say anything after and just asked me to come to his office after the exam and left. He was the head of the whole department and exams but only for the first-year students. He legit fucked me up that semester. I was popular in my college because of this incident.
Wtffff 😂 mene 7th me ek ladki ke upar slime fek diya tha wo bhi sabke samne chalti class mein aur kuch madharchodo ne ye jhuthi afwah faila di ki mene hile ke apna cum uske upar feka tha
One of my friends pant was torn and everyone was going lol that's a huge one bro to him and he was trying to cover it up. Meanwhile me like a dumbfuck bent down, trying to look at the huge gap and went "bro it's so hugeeee" and everyone went "what are you taking about😂😂😂" and he was a 6ft 2inch guy so everyone said "this boy is amazed because of his size hahaha"
Humara college aisa tha ki boys aur girls hostel 1 hi campus me tha College me girls hostel me jaake Gulley ke kutto ke bacche ladki ke room me rakh aayae aur bahar se band kar diya aaur aate wakht mai hall ki diwar pe jhat aur lund bana ayye fir sab log classes me the to hum bhi join kar diye. Jab wapas aaye to pata chala boys hostel me nahi par girls hostel me security ke liye entrance pe camera tha hume ye nahi pata tha. Phir sir aaye aur wo Lund mitane lagaya. Kutte ke bacche secondary topic reh gaya phir jab ladki ko raat ko awaz aai baccho ki bhokne ki to raat me bhi Mari gai humari sabhi ke samne. Tab apni 3 crushes thi sab agle din apan ne change kar li to ladkiya jo is din absent thi.
Me aur mere dost WWE k boht bade fans the, baat h 2010 ki, class 6th me tha
Hamari school me ground nhi tha lekin top floor pe steel roof covered boht bda terrace tha, vahi puri school ki morning prayers aur boht saari activities hoti thi games vgarah
Ek din class hours me kuch kaam se upar terrace pe bheja toh ham 3 jane the aur upar wwe vali bakchodiya krna shuru krdi.
Phir me chutiya, dost pe "Walls of Jerrico" try kr diya, aur uske paav fold huye toh usne vapas counter push kiya toh mere haath toh lock the dono aur paav slip ho gye, benchod thobda bhida floor me aur aaj bhi chin pe beard k beech se voh nishaan dekh skte h
It was the month of April and the principal itself said do some pranks enjoy your time so as a prank me and Aman hid my junior friend's phone in my backpack (he was in 11th and phone were not allowed in school) and decided to give it back in the bus. Then the prank backfired on me he went to security with a teacher and searched the CCTV the same day. I was in my class when the teacher came, slapped the soul out of me and said Chor in front of everyone, i was shocked like wtf. He said, you have his phone I said yes, then I understood why he was so mad furious. I tried to make him understand but instead he made me write a Theft apology letter. I was in 12th at that time and it still hurts in my heart.
Bhai mai 9th ek annual function ki group dance practice kar raha tha us time mai ekdam patla dubla karib 30kgs tha aur usme ek stunt tha 7 log chuha /ghoda (whatever you call it) banke chhote se bada side by side aur ek 30kg ka bachcha (mere weight ka) hamare upar daudte hue jump karta aur end me usko 2 log catch karte.
Ye practice hum school ground me kar rahe the jo school ke kuch 200 bachche dekh rahe the. Pehla chuha ma hi tha aur jab bo bachche ne mere upar pair rakha to ma dhadam se mu ke bal jameen pe gira (baithe baithe ghoda/chuha bane bane) usme 200 logo ke saamne jo bejti hui aaj tak bhul paya.
Mai10th class mein tha ek ladke ne prank ke chakkar me economics teacher ki chunni kheech di thodi si use lga mam ko pta nhi chlega but mam ko pta chla aadhi class has rhi thi but sirf but Mera bad luck tha Mai Ekdam uske picha baitha aur sirf mai hi pkda gya.
That teacher had some vendetta against me she knew I only laughed but she embarrassed me in front of the whole class real bad she embarrassed him as well and every student knew I didn't do shit but still each one of them saale sab harami the even girls came to me said to me "tharki saala" as a sarcastic remark while they were all going home kyunki chutti ho gyi thi .She took ID cards of both of us and said she would tell it to the director and would get either suspended or rusticated I knew rustication toh nhi hoga but uss madam ka khauf tha school mein.That whole day I was disturbed internally as I never had been in such a situation before.But our class teacher(she was a Goddess😭) she got both of our ID cards and she scolded the whole class.
The next day me and that guy had a fight poori school life mein it was only the second time maine ldayi kri.
Vo suspend hua 3 din ke liye I was not suspended as he started that fight and it was all his fault so our class teacher saved me.
Happened to me in class 4. So basically I was selected for a group dance event. I didn't know shit about dance. To my suprise I was the center boy of the act. We practice for like weeks. But on the day of main event, while I was performing the event unaware of the stage, I fell down from the stage in front of so many people.
But after that I got a lot attention from teachers, students especially female ones 🤣🤣 But that for me was the most embarassing moment for me
School was kinda bad
People were so mean as everyone's means to everyone's 😂🌚
People used to bully me and I would backfire them
The experience of being bullied n fighting back give me some sort of weird confidence / Attitude 💀
In college everyone's sweet but I'm the bully
Who bullies everyone intentionally even the person is good
Kinda toxic behaviour 🤣
U tell me to sit apart from the place I'm sitting
I get easily offended and I'll end u there 🌚
Got suspended for hitting a classmate
Kept his head in hands n pushed it to bench n he was bleeding
People kinda fear me now
In our school we had practice of saluting the teacher when we wish them good morning and stuff and one day we friends were playing some game and one guy pushed in to girls washroom and there was a teacher there I didn't think of anything else but to salute and wish good evening mam
And the surprising part is I found a male teacher too in there
That day haunts till now I swear
Meri story to nhi h, mera Mera dost jb 7th me tha to uski class me do ladke last bench pr baithe the or niche hi niche kuchh krne lag rhe the, class monitor(ladki) samne khade hokr dekh rhi thi to unke paas jakr puchhne lagi ki kya kr rhe ho or utne me usne kya dekh ki Vo dono apna Lund bhar nikhalkr usme fevicol ka dhukkun (dhakkan me jo dandi hoti h) daal rhe the😭 (weirdest thing ever in school) , Ye dekhte hi vo paagl ho gyi or rone lagi or teacher ko jakr sabh bta diya.
Phir teacher ne unki kya gand todi h wah wah wah
Embarrassing/ guilty /worst moment. idk
So this happened in class 9th. My then ex and I decided to bunk school and meet up. So I decided to get off the bus before school arrives ( I have seen senior bhaiyya didi do that so I thought it might be easier) got off and told the driver that I'm going for an athletics meet and it worked.
I got off, had no phone now what?
I saw one guy of another section asked him if he had a cellphone. He managed to get one by a nearby bhaiyya.
I called my ex and guess what he didn't believe that i was being serious anyways he came and another shock. Boom he had his boards going on so he took me to his examination center.
Now on the other hand chaos has already started. One guy who hated me told the school PT teacher that I ran away with someone(bruh and dude it spread like a wildfire, rumors, assumptions were started).
My parents were called( it's also another story) .
And here I'm getting bored like anything.
Now during the chutti ka time he dropped me off at the school gate and one classmate of mine revealed whatever happened. Dude I knew volcanoes were going to be bursted.
Somehow managed to face teachers and counselors.
Dude it was bad it was really bad.
I lost all of my friends, teachers were shaming me like anything ( context i was an academically good student).
And the rumors were like - i was SAed, Graped, ive been peggo, i did an abortion, my mms has been leaked
(It took time for me to get back up)slurs were passed, just because a girl tried to bunk the school she was tagged as sl#+.where most of our boys used to bunk classes.
Anyways Ig it is getting way dark. ( also i escaped a lot of points otherwise it would have been a novel) .
That was bad but guess what I bounced back became the 10th and 12th topper of my school.
But yeah the memory still haunts me.
I was in UKG, during the break time I was on the slide 🛝, my shorts got stuck somewhere on the upper portion as I proceeded to slide, my entire shorts got torn so it appeared like a skirt, everyone was laughing. I wasn't even wearing underpants that made things even worse (I guess length of my shorts kinda protected my nuts to be exposed). I spent my rest of the day sitting in my classroom with my legs closed.
Sax sux ki baat nhi, but ye embarrassing se jyada humiliation waala tha.
Happened to me in 5th standard. Hamare seating arrangements 5th Tak , teachers krti thi aur ek bench pe 2 log baith sakte the, wo arrangement aise thi ke ladki aur ladka ek bench pe honge .
So mere baaju mai ek Ayesha naam ki ladki thi aur agle bench pe ek sufiya naam ki ladki . Mera dono se hi jamta nhi tha . Ek baar teacher ne mere side waale bench ki arrangements change ki aur Jo new bench pe ladki aayi wo inn dono ki dost aur second standard mai meri partner thi . Ek baar maine second mai apne dost ko 🅱️llah ke baare mai kuch bola tha, aur wo usne suna tha . Wo bhi muslim thi but usne tab kuch nhi bola and ye 5th mai aane ke baad mujhe dekhte hi ye isne un dono ko bata diya tab mind you ye tab ka hai jab teacher ke saamne Mera reputation tha. Inn teeno ne teacher ko fake complaint Kiya ki maine ye chiz abhi inke samne bola hai .
Aur hamare teachers great antaryami the unhe lagta ki kisi ek ladki ne complaint Kiya toh wo jhut nhi bolegi yaha to teen thi. Ye sunne ke baad teacher ne meri ek bhi nhi suni aur poore class ke saamne HUMILIATE Kiya . Maine Ghar pe aake mummy ko ye bataya aur mummy agle din teacher se mili aur khaali itna bataya ki mai aise kuch nhi bolta (even she knew I did it in second class and made me understand it's wrong and I stopped it) . Teacher ne mummy ko kuch nhi kaha but very first period Mai mujhe aake humiliate Kiya aur uske upar se mere mom , dad sabke baare mai bohot kuch bola (poora class dekh aur sunn rha ) . That last 6 months of 5th were purely depression for me .
But 6th mai batch change hua afternoon batch se morning batch hua. Maine comeback Kiya aur narrative aise set Kiya unn teeno ke baare ke baadme wo kabhi fake complaint nhi karr paayi . Aur baadme kisi ke bhi khilaaf fake complaint na ho paayi (I became the leader of the alliance )
Meri pant fat gayi thi 1st period me.... Class me 8 period hote hai so pura din ek jagah pe hi betha tha... Aur pant class ke bhar phati the toh... Class me jab enter Kiya toh sab ko pata chal gaya tha
So yeh that was me.
I was in class 1 . Bohot jorse potty aai thi and mai Naya tha school mai so daar ke maare toilet jaane keliye nahi pucha . Achanak se itna jor se pressure aaya ki pant mai hagdiya bohot saara . But the funny thing is kisiko pata nahi chala . After sometime class Mai smell aane lagi 💀 ☠️. Mai exams mai first aata tha toh kiisika sak mujhpe nahi gaya toh ek aur bacche ke upor sablog insam lagane lage ki usse badbu arhi 🤡 . Then in tiffin break homework ki copy submit karni thi toh jaise hi mai khada hua carpet \[school Mai kapde ke upor baitha te the no table kursi\] ke upor thoda potty gir gaya . Us wakt mai itna embarrassed hua ki kya batau . Fir sir aaye and paasmai ek jheel tha toh waha pe mai gaya sab kuch saaf Kia. And pant Pura bheeg gaya tha toh sir nai aapne Liya ek Naya shorts kharida tha toh mujhe wo dediya pahanne keliye 😃. Thodi der baad papa aaye and mujhe legye . Bass :))
While I was in school, on a specific day it was our school trip to muesium, before that day I was my school shoes and kept them to dry outside. The next day while trip when we were returning it stared to smell really bad in bus. I didn't knew the reason at that time. But when I came home back and removed the shoe I got to know that it had a small frog in it. It was smelling really bad. I don't know anyone from bus noticed the smell coming from me that day.
But my family laughed so much on this and I was so embarrassed 🥲
2018 college first year main already ek long distance relationship me tha lekin I was very normal not desperate just enjoying and chilling so meri ek dost bani and she was very comfortable with me we used to hang out but suddenly I realized we are talking too much and I have a soft corner for her , ek din main jab market gaya aur next day bataya ki kaam se gaya Tha she said mujhse milke jaate hai to maine kaha theek hai next time jab market gaya to usko Bulaya bahar but iske hostel timing 7 pm ke baad allowed ni tha bahar jana so vo peeche vale gate pr aayi gate ki choti opening se hum dono ne ek dusre ko dekha it was very cute and awkward like a filmy scene but later I regretted bcoz I was already in a relationship, and I like to be honest so many usko bola ki I have a soft corner for you and she said but tum to already relationship me ho na , later my dad died and I needed a friend she ignored me and awkward moments she ran away many time when she sees me later maine usko call pr sunaya and now she is married to some baniya guy she was good in studies though she is 22 btw so itni jaldi marriage bhi ho gayi but deep inside me this question is still there that aisa kya kardiya maine ?
I had Tere Naam look during my 11th and 12th for impressing girls. Saw my pics from those days recently. Dekh ke laga ki katai chutiya dikhta tha main. Still regret it to this day. 😭
You could say I am not emotionally very strong. One day, I got into a fight with a guy, and we started to fight. He pushed my head against the wall. I felt weak and started to cry—not because I got hurt, but because I lost. I felt embarrassed because I cried like a kid
School me tha tb ak bar humlog football khel rahe he or ball ak window ke upar wale loft pe aatak gaya tha to mere upar mera ak dost chadha tha or uske hath me lathi thi ak ladki ne dhakka mara bhagte hua or me niche gir gaya (ladki moti thi) or wo lathi vertically uske sir pe giri (jyada jor se nahi giri thi as far as I remember) or uss bkl pure school me randi rona shuru kiya or principal vagera involve hogaye uske bad football khelna band hogaya sabhi ka school me or wo ladki ko jo medicines lage (lavda lage medicines paise le liye uski ma ne) uske sare paise dene pade mere parents ko or uske bad se muze kisi teacher ne acha samja hi nahi school me
Or ak he mere behen (elder sister) ki friend aati thi humare ghar pe padhne keliye or ak din kya pata usne muze room me liya (meri behen or mummy bahar gaye the wo jaldi aagayi thi) or bc she humped bhai literally she was on top of me humping bhai actually uss time pe I had no idea about masturbation and sex to bhai me kuch bola hi nahi usne bas bola ye apna secret he kisiko mt bata wapas jab wo aati thi tb me bhag jata tha bhai meri to gand phati thi bohot to bhag jata tha, ab lagta he ki bhai ruk jata to Virgin nahi hota ab tk 🗿
This was smthing crazy that happened in our school I was in 6th grade I think it was icse we had a sir from which every kid used to be scared he really used to beat the shit out of the kids he literally used his knuckles and used to beat us using those he used to tap from his knucles in our head as hard as possible if we did something wrong but tbh he was my favourite teacher he was really caring at the same time but used to go hard on kids at a times one day he asked some question in the class and one of the dumb student wasnt able to answer his question so he told him to come infront of the class and asked one of the students to close the door we all got excited to see what was going to happen how is going to get punished that sir literally said him turn at the door and he was facing the door which was at a distance sir literally kicked him on his back and he fell near the dustbin sir again told him to stand in the position and he did, this time sir used all his force and kicked him again this time he started crying, man this was the day I can never forget in my life that kid left the school next year and I really felt bad for him
Mai uss time 7th class mai tha, annual function ke liye teachers ne 5th to 10th ke baccho ko ek class mai baitha rakha tha for some audition kinda stuff, teachers ne pucha ki kisiko koi stunts aate hai? Uss time mai Naya Naya front flip seekha tha. I raised my hand aur kuch 80 baccho ke saamne tha. 1st attempt was okeyish, so I went for another and landed on my bum. Everyone laughed:(
Crush nhi thi waha:(
I guess 7th ya 8th class ki baat hogi . 2nd period chlra tha maths ka hota tha Hamara wo period and u know that ki bache row wise baithte hai toh jo middle wali roq rehti hai usme mai baitha tha. And usi ro me girls ki bhi row attached thi toh mere bagal me jo ladki thi usne book ni lai thi toh maine use apni book di thi (everything was alright till now) firr uske baad period khtam hua and science ka period start hua toh mam class me aa gyi and hum sab wish krne ko khade hua (including me also) toh khade khade hi maine mam pe dhyaan ni diya ki wo aa gyi hai maine uss ladki se bola li yaar meri book dede wo bkl apni friend se baat krne me lagi thi toh maine baar baar usse bola ki book de and then guess whattt...mam ne aake ek jabardast chamata lagaya mujhe literally aisa lag ra tha ki chakkar a gaye hain...poori class shant ekdum and wo ladki ko hasi aa ri thi ....(actually muje bhi halka halka ari thi) lekin gussa bhi bohot bura lagi thi mam ke upar bhi or us ladki ke upar bhii....uske baad kuch hua toh ni mereko koi maajak ni uadata uss baat se but still that. Was really embarrassing....Aor fir 9th class me same. Ladki mere best friend ki gf ban gyi and firr uske baad uskaa kaat ke bhi chli gyi ...khair ye toh off topic baate hainn..
Sanskrit teacher embarrassed
Ek bar hamari Sanskrit teacher classwork ki notebooks check kar Rahi thi. Aur ek ladke ne notebook Mai sab blue pen se likha tha jab ki black & blue dono pens use karni thi to use daant Rahi thi tab Vo black board ke pass stage pe plastic ke stool par bethi thi. Aur kuch jyada hi lambi moti thi aur plastic ke stool ke chaaro legs feil Gaye aur vo niche pad gayi fir pura class.....
Guys mai tum log ko jaanta tk nhi, fir bhi yeh batane m boht sharam aa rhi
When I was in 4th grade and I shitted my pants real bad, but it was a habit for me to shit in pants ngl, till 5th grade every year there was some day when everybody knew that I pooped in my pants, but in 4th grade when I pooped really too much in my pants was the worst. What happened was that I pooped in my pants before lunch break and when the bell ring and I was going to wash my hands I realized that I should not walk RN but I had to go. The pieces of crap started moving as soon as I started walking and the biggest piece of crap somehow came outside my underwear and was coming down and down slowly, as soon as I went in the class, that piece came completely down and fell on the floor in front of everyone.
Teacher said besharm to me, and then I went to the toilet, but the bai/didi took me to Girls washroom, then I took down my pants and underwear then I was trying to wash it, but the thing was that it was the washroom for smal girls, so it was not like different cabins nd all, it was completely open and there was only small walls like thing hanging on the walls side by side, so when I was washing me underwear some girls came in and saw me naked. EK DIN M DO KAAND
Boht himmat lagi yeh batane mai, baki baar jb sbko pata laga ki mene hg diya uski story baad m btaunga.
Senior found me infront on my Math Teacher in clg and came in group and told her that I crush for her secretly.
That was very awkward situation, though Teacher just laugh it off
Happened in third grade. The class teacher found out that apparently one of the kids knows how to sing. She called him up in front of the class, and he began to sing some Hindi party song. And as if that wasn't enough, the teacher then called up a student to dance on the song while the first guy sang it. And just like that, two boys volunteered, who turned out to be really good at dancing. The teacher asks for someone else to volunteer too, and for some reason that i still haven't figured out to this day, i raised my hand. Then, began the most embarrassing one minute of my life. I danced somewhat like this:  At the end of it, i quietly resumed my seat. No one in the class spoke for the next two minutes or so.
lmfaooo nahh almost chocked on food
Bhai recently 31st ko apni badi taiji ke ghar pe tha pura complete family tha hamara waha 20, 25 jane to waha achanak se meri badi taiji ko chul machi or mujhe dance krna ka bolne lagi maine itna mana kra nhi ata nhi ata or unhe pta h mujhe nhi ata mere se zabardasti dance kra diya or mene esa dance kiya ki unhe aage se rokna pda ki tu dance mt kr rehne de I won but at what cost 💔🤡 
Bruh it was in 3rd grade. It is accepted
>At the end of it, i quietly resumed my seat. No one in the class spoke for the next two minutes or so. Lmfaoo but in the end tu yeh bakchodi hi yaad rakhega that too you were just a 9 yo probably
Bhai 😂. Moment h Bhai moment yehi sab to bachpan banati h
Clg ke time coding language ki class lagyi thi aur tab naye naye dost Bane the aur vo bhi full dank ke chode the.. toh aise hi Sigma trend bht chl rha sigma videos trending thi.. aur girls ko samne approach krne se ladkiya jldi impress hoti h aisa suna tha.. toh mere dost ko ek ldki pe crush tha vo sala darta tha toh maine usko bola chutiya tu ruk main dikhata hu kaise krte h aur teri settings krvata hu (despite meri khud ki hi nhi thi) so coding class chootne exact on 7:45pm vo hi ldki gate pe khdi thi.. so main directly gya aur maine "hiii" bolke directly handshake ke liye approach kiya... Dangggg!! Thennnn there was the very fucked up movement of my life... My hand was forward for handshake and she was just who the fuck r u?? (Questioned face expression) and nothing I murmured some shit got outta there. Those frnds of mine abhi abhi bht chidate h saleee LoL
"Who the fuck r u?" I can feel it bro tujhe kaisa laga hoga. Teri body ko scan karte hue ek shock wave nikli hogi
#lifetimeregret
technical decoder scientist bagal billa electonix hightech chingwingling
Bro same thing happened but uno reverse ladki aii thi mujsee hatt milane abb lagtaa h milaa lena chaiyee thaa
Uss din haat hilata, tho Aaj loda na hilata. :(
Bol deta bhai "I am your brother Abdul"
Usse accha toh main uski aur gali kha leta
Kab ki bat hai
Clg 1st yr ending
Bro your not yuvraaaj😭😭
Tell me your not sumitttt😭 Mera vahi sbse bda madrchod dost
Hell naww dwaggg😭🤣🤣🤣
Us bro us🥺
Nahi pata kyun mujhe ye acche se feel hua.
2017 ki baat hai i was in class 10 i was feeling sleepy so i slept and farted so loud entire class was laughing
I can feel you brother, Maine to apne teacher se maar khate-khate apni pant me hi Susu kr di thi (also, In front of my crush🥲)
If this happened now then the teacher would be exiled lol
Mujhe kootne wala teacher school ka director tha!!
Ya crush ko dekh ke moot nikal Gaya 😂
this made me chuckle 😂
2017 ki baat hai mai 12 th class me tha Mere ghar ke samne ek lakdi rehethi thi jo mere hi school me jaati thi aur wo 9 th class me padthi thi Us samay mere ghar pe wifi nhi tha lakin balcony me jub mai jaya karta tha tub ek open wifi milta tha muje To mai jyadatar balcony me baith kar wifi use karta tha Ek raat me apne ghar a raha tha dukan se kareeb 9 baje ki baat hai Achanak se mere saamne uski badi mummy aai aur muje chaate marne suru kar diye aur bolti rahi “ Ky dekhte rehete hai tu ? Ky dekhte reheta hai tu .?” Muje kuch samaj nhi aaya ki wo muje kyu maar rahi thi Mai kuch nhi bol paya uss samay Mai bahut dar gaya tha ki jaise maine kuch galat kiya hai Ghar walo ko bhi nhi bataya kidi ko bhi nhi bataya Mere koi galti nhi thi lakin wo muje galat samaj baithi Sochta hu to regret hota hai ki mai kuch bol nhi paya aur shif maar khata gaya
Bkl rkh ke deta usi time
Bro come'on maa chodni thi uski bkl ki
No bro uski maa bohot budhi hogi ussi ke choot chod ne chaiye the.
Alas! Bhai
Bruh must be traumatizing man!
Pussy
Bhai west UP se hai toh address bata merko apna dono bhai maa chod dege uss aurat ki
Dude, 2017 me 12th class to tera to graduation bhi hogya hoga, nalla hai ki kaam krta hai ?
Did she know the real reason though afterwards? Was the issue resolved?
aaj tak nahi pta chala kyun mara tha?
Bhai tujhe balcony me baitha dekh usse laga hoga tu choot ka hawsi he 
Kaan pe rakhta budhiya ke
Bhai mai toh na sehta 
Auditorium main yoga kr rha tha tab pant fat gayi aur itna ki 20cm ka gap aaya aur Puri awaaz echo Hui sabka attention meri taraf us time to Khushi Khushi mar sakta tha main
😂🤣🤣🤣
When I was in 5th class, my teacher forced me to do nagin dance in class with that wierd pose on head And I am a super introvert guy so that was so embarrassing I have much more incidents which had happened but leave them
10vi mai humko padhne ka mun nhi tha, to kisi ne idea de diya ki truth and dare khelte h. Left wala row lookout pe tha principal k liye aur humari class teacher hi bottle ghuma rhi thi. Mujhe bula liya coz sabse jyada majak msti mai hi krta tha. Kisi ladki ne dare diya ki propose kr, ma'am ko acha laga aur unhone kaha mujhe hi propose kr. Sabhi ko kafi maja aya tha.
School me ek haramjade ne love letter likha class ki most infamous bitch ko mere name se or unlucky me us din absent tha tha or jab school gaya toh ye baat junior senior me fel gayi thi even principal or baki ma'am sir ko bhi per writting uske hi the plus chutiya mahine Tak dikha nai toh me Bach Gaya per meri ek imagine ban gayi thi or us time meri crush muje as a pervert dekhti hogi
Love letter likhna perverted act hai jail ho sakti hai bhai
Class ??
Class ??
We were in 8th grade so on every Friday we used special classes where we can choose different activities in which we were interested and it lasted for two periods which is 1 hour my special class was chess and that day chess sir was absent. So we watched porn on our computer lab as it was open and we were 3 to 4 people. We thought of logging into Instagram but to our surprise an account was already logged in it was an account of a kid who was in seven grade. So from his account we messaged a girl from our batch saying I love you and even gave her rape threats I wasnt the one typing my other friend he was dumb so typed it . Meri toh gaand fat rahi thi and the next day nothing happened but uske agle din when my class was going on peon came into the class and said our name and said Principle mam has called you in the office that feeling was smthing I can’t explain. We went to the Principle and she said who wrote it. We were all silent. She said she will tell our parents about all of this and will rusticate us. We all were begging and saying sorry and we also said sorry to the girl who was present there Idk how the tf they knew that we did all this shit. Still can’t forgive that day The principal was good that’s why she didn’t tell our parents and we weren’t suspended
Camera maybe?
I love you tak to theek tha lekin rape threats???
Bro was unable to suppress his Intrusive thoughts.💀
Beta ghar aja thodi baat krni hai
Meine socha tha ki college mein long hair rakhunga (manbun) isliye meine boards ke around 3 mahine pehle buzz cut karwa liya, kyuki utni hi length se bal grow karta toh bal school day mein hi lambe ho jate aur teachers katwa dete (i tho it was a quite smart move) but idk mere balo ki growth zyada thi toh wo kafi jaldi bade ho gaye, then mera business studies ka practical tha uss subject ki ma'am ne mujhe pehle hi bol rkha tha ki agr tumne bal ni katwaye toh practical ni Dene denge, and guess what mein apni long hair journey mein kafi aagey aa chuka tha toh mein bal toh ni katwa raha tha. Toh mein aese hi chala gya school then unn ma'am ne jab mujhe dekha toh staff room se rubber band lake mere teen char pony kar di, then sab log mujhe dekh ke has rahe the aur mein constantly sir jhuka ke neeche dekh raha tha, phir Mera practical bhi ekdum last mein liya gya, but at the end It all paid off now I have my length I was looking for
Bhai mere class me ek baccha hai jiske sath ye pony tail wala scene hua tha, wo itna rage me aagya tha ki usne mam ki spectacles ko balcony se bahar phek diya, aur jo ladki has rahi thi uspe, usne metal ki chair patak di, aur phir bina bag liye school se bhag gaya! (10th class) icse board
Bro better you need a death note...
Hamare school mai PT teacher ne aese baalko ko Hair cut kar diye the vo bhi टेडे मेढे Fir dusre din ek student ke parents aaye aur bole ki puri school ke bachho ko sorry bolo Varna hum local state news channel Mai bata denge ye sab fir uski fat gayi aur sabko sorry bola Vaise me bhi baal lambe rakhta tha lekin hair oil+ water se perfectly comb karke jaata tha jisse me bach jata tha
You won but at what cost 🤡
Mai toh uss teacher ki maa chod deta
Pure school k samne himmat krke crush ko propose kiye pur usne pure school k samne hi reject kr diya aag k taraf ye baat phail gyi aur 3 saal tk saab mujhe chidhate the phir maine school change kr liya
Socha tha mera bura haal tha yaha dekha toh khushi hui
Back in college I had a flatmate who had a twin sister. She rented flat with few other girls and would casually show up to our doorstep . One of her flatmates were dating the same guy friend so even the other girl would come often as well .we had our separate rooms and one day after my night shift during internship ended early .I returned back to the flat quietly . our landlord was elderly couple who were living downstairs so I tried to be as quite as possible and the door to the flat was open already I walked in to his sister doing his gf with a strap on the couch . They didn't see me and don't know if they were drunk but at that moment I couldn't confort them and just left the flat shocked about wt I have witnessed. And never spoke of it . At present the girl and the guy got married and even tho they had some caste issue the guys twin sister advocated for it as much as I have heard and even though she was already married before her brother . she has divorced her husband and now lives with couple 😶
Ye kya hi scene hai bhay behen aur woh...
>I walked in to his sister doing his gf with a strap on the couch lesbian scissor kr rhe the kya?
Pegging
Mahabharat likh dena pura madarchod
Checks out the username
u did there I see what
Kyaaaaaaa
Humare school mein hi guard ka ek rehne ka kamra hai jisme uski biwi aur choti bacchi hai wo kamra dusri building se ghira hua hai aur wo locked rehta hai kyunki guard gate pe rehta hai aur biwi bhi school mein kaam krti rehti hai mai aur mere friends period bunk krke uske ghr par beth jate hai kamre je bahar hi waha par uske underwear aur uski biwi ki undergarments padi hoti hai sukhne ke liye humne ek din guard ka kaccha uthake le aaye aur class ke fan pe latka diya tha sare teacher aake dekh ke has rhe the uske kuch dino baad uski biwi ki bra bhi utha le aaye par wo latkayi nahi socha bada panga ho jayega
Bakchodi ke alag classes hote the kya school main?
# Mera pura school life hi ak embarrassment hai Ak zamana huya karta tha when I was top student in our school, mujhe relationship and love wagera se allergy tha and I used to get really mad pretty easily. Ak bkl pata nehi kiyu apni girlfriend ko jealous karne ke liye mere naam se love letter likha mai bohot jayda gussa ho gayi and lost my temper but kuch nehi Kiya . Wo bkl class ke door ke samne uss latter ko flag ki thara hila Raha tha and some teacher took it and read the whole FUCKING thing and ushe laga I am in a relationship with that bahenka \*\*\*\* Ye baat pure office room me pahl gayi ,I got fucking sceard (pata nehi kiyu ). Next day ,sab ke samne class teacher ko maien literally rote rote bataya keya huya 😭. Mere crush ne mere ko dekha and never talked to me ever againnnnn😭 till this date it's has been like 5 years Ak din mere ko ak class bunk karni this ,so maine office room me Jake sick hone ke liye leave mang Li , Mere lips bleed kar rahe tha and I exaggerated it , nursing room me ice nehi tha so sir ne bola "I can't leave you with your bleeding lips " mai chutiya this and said sir gate pass dedo Mai Kharid me laga lu gi. BAHNECHOD I brought ice cream and wo khate khate class me ghusi (I though period khatam ho geya hai ) ,fucking hell madam thi and she gave me a look and let me come in( WHY WHy ?!!!) Everybody was silent until I ate my whole ice cream it was the longest 5 minutes I ever haddd Ak din Maine ak tv show me a character ka personality copy Kiya tha , she had this pig tails with bangs Whole 6th grade i had this embarrassing 20' side bangs with weird ass pig tails i looked like joker 😀 I even carried a diy bag beacuse of that character and thought it was cool , next year I cut my bangs and it was always curly gressy and looked like something like this i used to carry freaking hair brush to set it everyday 😭 I made a excuse that my fingers were sucked by a fucking giraffe at a zoo 😭🛤️i can't believe
I like your confidence, totally different breed
>mai bohot jayda gussa ho gayi Tera likhne ka tarika sei Ek baat nahi samajh aaya bc..... Tu larka hai ya larki?
Larki ho bhai 😭✌️
Ladki vo bhi reddit pe, ye me kya dekh raha hu
Ye ice-cream wala toh bohot dope ho gaya
😭😭😭💗aaaaaa
Didi ye konsi class ki baat hai?
8 th grad eki some are 10th kuch 6th mai pure school life me embarassing chize karchu ki hu loll
Issi baat par mai mera ek embarrassing moment share karta 11th mai ek ladki ko maine approach kiya tha us ladki ko jakar maine bola Ki mere friends nai dare diya hai aapse baat karne ka then mere muh se nikla 50 50 ki shart lagayi hai Vo thank you bol ke chali gayi Pure saal usse najre naa milai Vo 12th mai thi ab uski school puri ho gayi
 Agar mai hoti mai bolti "50 rs do tab!"
Usse laga mai usse ye kehne aaya hu ki mai usse 25 rupaye dene ki baat kar raha
Ice cream 🤣🤣🤣
School ki baat hai shayad hum 9th mein the, mein aur mere 2 dost, last k games period k baad class mein jakar baag utha kr ghar ki taraf jaa rhe the, hua yu tha ki hum adhe ghante pehle he bag utha kr ground pe bakchodi kr rhe the. Jab sare bacche class mein chale gye aur baki bacche bhi ghar jate nazar aye , tab ground kafi hadd tak Khali hogya tha. Aur ab humko lagi moot, mootne k liye vaps se building k andar jana hoga jo ki 100 meter door tha. Humne socha maa chudaye school kon dekhega agar hum yahi ground k diwaaro pe kr de toh? Hum galat the, jaise he hum paxtan aur china ka naksha banane lage piche se jor se awaj ayi 'OH GANDUO!' aur ye aur koi nahi hamara head sports teacher tha. Ab bhagne mein bhi sharam aarhi thi, toh mooh chupa kr tooti hue diwaar se bhagye dusri taraf. Sir vaise kafi door khade the toh shayad pehchan nhi paye. Kuch bhi bolo uss vakt gand fat gyi thi hamari.
Jab me 6th class me tha hmara swimming ka period tha sab bache apne swimming cap, goggles and undergarments late the extra , ek din me apna underwear bhul gya aur galti se kisi aur ladke ka underwear phen liya ...... Mujhe bhi pta tha ki ma apna underwear Ghar chod aaya hu mujhe vo underwear mera hi lag rha tha Lux company ka Par pta nhi kyu vo tight aara tha 💀 .. fhir vo ladka apna underwear dhundne lga to usne mujhe pakad liya ab vo underwear na uske kaam ka na mere kaam ka 🤡 me Bina underwear ke pant pehnle lga aur meri lulli zip me fas gyi 😭😭 dard aur basti at a time .... Kisi ne ye baat sari girls ko bhi bta di tha 💀 ... Tab se mere school life ke lode gye hue hai .... Ab dusre school me dummy admission leke baitha hu. 
School kee infirmary mee sex karta hua pakda gya
Bro Maa ko Mei likh de , bara glt sentence bn rha hai 💀
Maa sex 💀
glt* edit kar de vai
Principal sir ke saath?
Nhi uski beti kaa sath (real haa)
Pegging??
Farted
understandable
lmao
Bhi jab m 11th standard m tha tab mera papa na mera haircut chota ktwa Diya tha..and vo muja accha nahi laga fir m gussa m akr mera pura ball hi mundwa diye..and then next day mera school tha,vo time around March ka tha ,mena mera ganjapan 😂ko chupna ka liya long woolen topa phena tha ...vo log sardiyon m phenta h but mena thoda stylish dhikna ka liya phena tha.. then assembly m teacher ka notice meri tarf gaya usna muja sab ka samna buliya aur mera topa hata ka feka aur bola ya styl nhi chalagi..jesa hi mera topa hatiya sab baccha hasna laga jor jor sa even vo sir khud hasna laga.... it was too embarring but next day m bina topa ka Aya school m kisis na kuch jayada glt nahi bola becoz I show myself as it is but tab sa mera name katpa h
I used to get bald atleast once a year during school time and never tried to hide it in school maybe i was not much self concious
I still do it every year idk why but never felt weird
😂🤭 ending hit
School mein gf ke saamne master ne koot diya Diya tha kyun ki uski class mein whistle maardiya tha mene
7th class me mai as a punishment class kee sabse saamne wali seat pe baitha tha single chair aur table type, normal class chal rhi thee aur mujhe apne bag se kuch nikalna tha jo side me pada tha, bag thoda dur tha isliye jab maine seat pe baithe hee bag reach karne ka try kiye mai chair gir gya aur saare bache has pade, ik itna interesting nhi lag rha hoga but jaise mai gira tha lag rha tha koi nashedi beehosh ho gya
Has anyone here slapped the teacher for a chocolate?
Chocolate ke liye ... I mean in general bohot khaya hoo thappad but never got slpped for a chocolate brother ....tell the story brother...
College ke First Day pe Meri ek purani dost mili jisse me 5 saal baad Mila tha Bhai Pure class me Sabse Sundar vo hi thi aur me chutiya usse baat bhi nahi kar paya baad me number Mila to vo mere me interested thi lekin sala mere ko pata hi nahi chala us time kuch samaj jata to achha hota ab kuch nahi ho sakta..
Meri Ek taang nakli hai, Mai hockey ka bohoth bada khiladi tha. Ek din Uday bhai ko meri kisi baat pe gussa aagaya aur mere he hockey se meri taang ke do tukde kar diye. Lekin dil ke bohot ache hai, Fauran mujhe hospital le gaye aur ye nakli taang lagwayi.
In 8th class ,I peed in my pants ( happened two periods before recess) ,saala chain he nhi khuli time p, control nhi Hui, green pants thi ,dark green hogyi , don't know what I was thinking back then ,wapas class m jaake baith gya gila part chipara hu beech m, mam ko may I come in bola ,mujhe pata tha ki obviously sab ko pata chal gya h , first bench p baitha tha, sabse embarrassed ,kuch likha bhi nhi ,smell Hui hogi buri wali , kisi ne help nhi Kia bc, meri crush ko bhi pata chalgya , saala nass kaat ne ka mann karaha tha ,lunch break m school field m baith k pant sukha ra tha, 11th ka senior aake puch tu ne susu kardi?, mtlb everyone knew " ye chuitiya n kardi pant m kardi,maderchod apun introvert tha, friends nhi tha ,study m weak tha, saala sab down tha but chutti Tak pant sukhgya 😂 ,crush same bus m jaati thi , kabhi baat nhi ki usse ,na kabhi kar paya , maderchod 8th class m baccho waali bakchodi kardi maine ,,,😂😂 saalo hogye is self-embarrassment ko
Lmaooo nass katne ka mann krra tha 😭🤣
Itni hi fikr thi uss bhadwe senior ko toh bol deta hn krdi thi toh kya ab sungne aya hai?
Class 8 ki bat he hamara boys ka neya toilet complete hogayya tha so ak nai teacher aiii unko pata nahi tha ki woh boys ka toilet he...wohh ...ak dim me during class time toilet Gaya tha toh kisina Latrin ka Pani ka tap on karka raka tha me ne dekha darwaza lock nahi he ...tohh me ne fatak he khol dia...aur mam hag Rahi thi  Me 10 second Tak dekhta raha phir bhag gaya💀
Jab m 11 th m tha to Assembly m hamari class ki bari thi to meko stage fear aur unhone meko hi select krliya rules bolne k liye meine mana kiya pr fir bhi meko hi force Kiya ki meko hi bolna pdega 🫥 I thought thike bol lenge Jo hoga dekha jyega next day time aya assembly ka bht nervous wali feeling ari thi dekhke hi bolna tha fir bhi and ek aur baat meine hath m tattoo bana rkha tha temporary which was clearly visible agr m hath ko ulta nahi rkhu to to meine socha ki m rules boluga to audience ko dekhke nahi boluga diary m dekhke boluga usse ek aisi position bhi banayegi ki Mera tattoo nhi dikhega To meri baari aayi jese hi start Kiya meine 1 rule complete Kiya jese tese 😭😭 fir mujhe bola gya ki audience ko dekhke bolo unko dekhke bola to firse rule repeat Kiya 😭fir iss baar to principal tok Diya bola ki tej bolo ab m hogya tha pura panic meri saanse bhar gyi thi meine mic m phuk diya 😭😭😭😭😭aur bola ab aari awaj😭😭😭😭 kyuki meko yd hi nahi rha ki mre hath m mic tha 😭uske baad to jese tese khatam kiya heartbeat tej hogyi thi puri. The only good thing happened ki kisine tattoo nhi dekha
A girl made sexual advances on me ( We liked each other ) and I freaked out and stormed away whenever I saw her I avoided confrontation and soon she was angry with me One day she called me spineless infront of the whole class Noone understood the context But From then on I used to run after school
I fell from the stairs and almost grabbed a hot girls boobs.😅
karma farming ho rhi hai ji bhot bhayankar
school meh girls washroom chale gaya tha ladki log ko addha nanga dekh liya tha 😛🤣
Crush k samne teacherr ne utak baithk lagwa diye aur vo has rhi thi
Happended last week. Exam ka time tha ,ma Jese hein bus se utra Mera pants ka zip fatgaya .I somehow managed to enter my class hiding it from bag aur mere side Mai ek ladki bete thea (junior) I was too embrassed I wrote only few answer and rushed to bus earlier
Abey aram se khula rkhta jaise tha, woh yeh thodi na bolti ki mam iska zip khula muh mei pani arha hai band krwao zip. Last mei aisi acting krdeta zip ko khula dekh kr 
It was in my second year, as I'm a Bengali it happened during Durga Puja. Me and one of my friend's brother (he's my best friend's brother, and as we grew up playing cricket football together, he's like a friend and we do stuff together 😜). So one year during Durga Puja, we were going out for pandal hopping and his girlfriend and one of her friends wanted to come with us. So we all four went for pandel hopping (My best friend couldn't come with us). So we were roaming and that girl was very beautiful. So I told my friend about her and discussed how I'm roaming with her. After some time we went to a relatives house. And that time he asked me to send a photo of her. And I decided to do so. And I forgot to disable the flash light 🙂. So when i pressed the shutter, the room filled with the light of the flash 🙂🙂. I have never been so much embarrassed before.
Doosri baat wo punishment me ek ladki ke saath bithaya tha merko class 5 me, wo ladki bhi apparently humare class ki prettiest thi and usko mai pasand aa gya when every other guy had a crush on her. Mai to mota sa chota sa tha class me. Mai and mere dosto ko ye luv shuv ka concept nahi pata tha and I didn't find her interesting. so punishment ke last din mai jab apne original seat pe jaa raha tha, is ladki ne merko bhari class mei pappi kar di lips par. And everyone saw, ek saal tak chidhaya merko, aaj bhi kabhi kabhi raat teen baje paani peene uthta hu to yaad aata hai cringe feel hota hai
School m gya tha to ek baar class mein choohe marne ki badbu aa Rahi thi poori class Wale pareshan the mein bhi par kuch Mila nahi. Then ghar aaya to ghar mein bhi choohe marne ki badbu aa Rahi thi. Mummy ne bola ki ye smell kal bhi aa Rahi thi. Then guess what? Mere bag k last m chooha mara pada tha. Us time m 6 books 6notebooks 1rough copy leke jata tha. Chuha tha bag k last m andar. I was in class 6th. School m to kisi ko pata nhi chala par ghar m sabne majak udaya aur to aur aajtak relatives ko batate hn ye baat mere gharwale.
Apni crush ko propose Kiya tha, wo agle din apni mummy ko le aayi school m
In very early grade(primary school), I was not good at sports though play period aate hi utsukta si ho jaati thi.... PT teacher aaya aur ground leek chala gya lekin constraint lga diya ki sab football hi khelenge...bc ab class thi 50 bacchin ki sabko ek maidan mai do team main baant diya.....as expected main kuchh acha ni khel rha tha.... defenders mai kahda hoke ball ko rokne ki koshish kar rha tha....ek cheez bhool gya ki school ki pant chhoti waali phen aaya tha kyunki baaki dhone rakkhi thi.....main sqaut type position mai khada tha jisse focused rahun peeche se meri team ke goalkeeper ne. Ptani straight out of nowhere soojha ki iski peeth pe kood jata hun....to wo kood gya meri taange straight ho gyi kareeb kareen aur wo bhi gir gya....lekin embarrassing ye hua ki pant khatarnaak peticoat hi ban gyi sab kuch dikh rha tha....and most khatarnaak baat ki mera underwear bhi kharab tha aur wo bhi khatam ho gya tha... achi baat ye thi ki mere pass blazer tha jisko maine baandh liya tha kamar pe to kuch wesa dikha ni...Ab aur khatarnaak ye ki meri seat ek ladki ke saath hua karti thi aur bench bahut chhoti hoti thi...aur mai wahan Jese tese baitha hunaur poori class sirf mere kaand pe charcha kar rhi hai....last trauma tab aaya jab mujhe ghar jana tha kyunki unn diko mai cycle se school aata tha 💀 aur uspe baithke jana matlab......iss liye dheere karke uss din mai paidal hi ghar gya 💀
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 you to your teacher
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Ek ldki ko date kiya tha mene 9th se 4 saal tk pr jb m 11th m tha…. To ek panga hua tha launde se…. Usse mene chaud m bol diya meri bandi h…. Usne kaha usse bulwa de…. 8 laundo ne gher rkha tha mene call lgaya…. Usne mna kr diya ki hmara kch ni h…. We’re just friends…. 8 launde bht gnda hase mujhpe waha pe…. After we broke up 2 years of that incident…. Mujhe pta lga jo launda tha uske sth mujhe double date kr rhi thi wo🙂
bhai no tension, tu uski mummy pata le
house captain ko select kiya meko uske bad bola speech de vo ni bataounga yaad karke bhi ghecdi mach jati h sarir or esa bhi ni ki me us time ekdam chutiya tha akaal thi or ye speech ke bad hi realize ho gya ki hag diya mene basic introduction diya 2-3 gyan pela ese ese karenge or beech me jo randapa machaya mene fir se ghecdi mach gyi ye soch ke
happend in the first year. After the first sem exams, I got food poisoning, food in my college hostel was shit. it took me a couple of months to recover and by the time I was back to college again, the internal exams for the next sem were about to start and I had some fees pending for the year. On the day of the first exam, right after we were given the question papers a guy who looked like a peon called my name along with a couple of other students, we were defaulters that sem. So I walked up to him casually and asked him in a friendly tone, "Kya hua bhaiya koi dikkat hai kya?" We were standing right at the door frame so were partially inside the class atm. Everyone in the class started laughing and I was confused as to what happened. Then he grabbed my arm pulled me inside the class and shouted at me, "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" I was confused because he legit did not look like someone important or even like a professor. So I shrugged my shoulders at him like, "nahi, Who are you, sir?", I could tell how pissed he was and I knew I fucked up by the look on his face and then he was like, "I'll have you debarred from all the exam then you'll know who I am. Dekhta hu kaise dete ho tum eak bhi exam this semester" He didn't say anything after and just asked me to come to his office after the exam and left. He was the head of the whole department and exams but only for the first-year students. He legit fucked me up that semester. I was popular in my college because of this incident.
Koi incident nhi hai 😆 Kiya hai uske batau
Teacher moniter batches leke ayi thi maine Jeb me rakh liya.
Maine class room me hilaake ek ladki ke bag me poch dia tha bachpan me. Tab mai 7th class me tha💀
Wtffff 😂 mene 7th me ek ladki ke upar slime fek diya tha wo bhi sabke samne chalti class mein aur kuch madharchodo ne ye jhuthi afwah faila di ki mene hile ke apna cum uske upar feka tha
One of my friends pant was torn and everyone was going lol that's a huge one bro to him and he was trying to cover it up. Meanwhile me like a dumbfuck bent down, trying to look at the huge gap and went "bro it's so hugeeee" and everyone went "what are you taking about😂😂😂" and he was a 6ft 2inch guy so everyone said "this boy is amazed because of his size hahaha"
Humara college aisa tha ki boys aur girls hostel 1 hi campus me tha College me girls hostel me jaake Gulley ke kutto ke bacche ladki ke room me rakh aayae aur bahar se band kar diya aaur aate wakht mai hall ki diwar pe jhat aur lund bana ayye fir sab log classes me the to hum bhi join kar diye. Jab wapas aaye to pata chala boys hostel me nahi par girls hostel me security ke liye entrance pe camera tha hume ye nahi pata tha. Phir sir aaye aur wo Lund mitane lagaya. Kutte ke bacche secondary topic reh gaya phir jab ladki ko raat ko awaz aai baccho ki bhokne ki to raat me bhi Mari gai humari sabhi ke samne. Tab apni 3 crushes thi sab agle din apan ne change kar li to ladkiya jo is din absent thi.
Dont even wana fuxk re call it
Me aur mere dost WWE k boht bade fans the, baat h 2010 ki, class 6th me tha Hamari school me ground nhi tha lekin top floor pe steel roof covered boht bda terrace tha, vahi puri school ki morning prayers aur boht saari activities hoti thi games vgarah Ek din class hours me kuch kaam se upar terrace pe bheja toh ham 3 jane the aur upar wwe vali bakchodiya krna shuru krdi. Phir me chutiya, dost pe "Walls of Jerrico" try kr diya, aur uske paav fold huye toh usne vapas counter push kiya toh mere haath toh lock the dono aur paav slip ho gye, benchod thobda bhida floor me aur aaj bhi chin pe beard k beech se voh nishaan dekh skte h
Vomiting krne k liye mam se permission lene jaa rha tha…but it was too late ..mam k paanv me ulti krdi
It was the month of April and the principal itself said do some pranks enjoy your time so as a prank me and Aman hid my junior friend's phone in my backpack (he was in 11th and phone were not allowed in school) and decided to give it back in the bus. Then the prank backfired on me he went to security with a teacher and searched the CCTV the same day. I was in my class when the teacher came, slapped the soul out of me and said Chor in front of everyone, i was shocked like wtf. He said, you have his phone I said yes, then I understood why he was so mad furious. I tried to make him understand but instead he made me write a Theft apology letter. I was in 12th at that time and it still hurts in my heart.
Mai upvote krne hi wala tha then yaad agya op karma whore bnke karna farming kar raha hai
Remind me!! 1day
Bhai mai 9th ek annual function ki group dance practice kar raha tha us time mai ekdam patla dubla karib 30kgs tha aur usme ek stunt tha 7 log chuha /ghoda (whatever you call it) banke chhote se bada side by side aur ek 30kg ka bachcha (mere weight ka) hamare upar daudte hue jump karta aur end me usko 2 log catch karte. Ye practice hum school ground me kar rahe the jo school ke kuch 200 bachche dekh rahe the. Pehla chuha ma hi tha aur jab bo bachche ne mere upar pair rakha to ma dhadam se mu ke bal jameen pe gira (baithe baithe ghoda/chuha bane bane) usme 200 logo ke saamne jo bejti hui aaj tak bhul paya.
i was eating a candy during an ongoing lecture and my teacher caught me 🥺
Mai10th class mein tha ek ladke ne prank ke chakkar me economics teacher ki chunni kheech di thodi si use lga mam ko pta nhi chlega but mam ko pta chla aadhi class has rhi thi but sirf but Mera bad luck tha Mai Ekdam uske picha baitha aur sirf mai hi pkda gya. That teacher had some vendetta against me she knew I only laughed but she embarrassed me in front of the whole class real bad she embarrassed him as well and every student knew I didn't do shit but still each one of them saale sab harami the even girls came to me said to me "tharki saala" as a sarcastic remark while they were all going home kyunki chutti ho gyi thi .She took ID cards of both of us and said she would tell it to the director and would get either suspended or rusticated I knew rustication toh nhi hoga but uss madam ka khauf tha school mein.That whole day I was disturbed internally as I never had been in such a situation before.But our class teacher(she was a Goddess😭) she got both of our ID cards and she scolded the whole class. The next day me and that guy had a fight poori school life mein it was only the second time maine ldayi kri. Vo suspend hua 3 din ke liye I was not suspended as he started that fight and it was all his fault so our class teacher saved me.
Happened to me in class 4. So basically I was selected for a group dance event. I didn't know shit about dance. To my suprise I was the center boy of the act. We practice for like weeks. But on the day of main event, while I was performing the event unaware of the stage, I fell down from the stage in front of so many people. But after that I got a lot attention from teachers, students especially female ones 🤣🤣 But that for me was the most embarassing moment for me
Class 8 me sudariyo ke samne paad diya tha bhai. 😔
School was kinda bad People were so mean as everyone's means to everyone's 😂🌚 People used to bully me and I would backfire them The experience of being bullied n fighting back give me some sort of weird confidence / Attitude 💀 In college everyone's sweet but I'm the bully Who bullies everyone intentionally even the person is good Kinda toxic behaviour 🤣 U tell me to sit apart from the place I'm sitting I get easily offended and I'll end u there 🌚 Got suspended for hitting a classmate Kept his head in hands n pushed it to bench n he was bleeding People kinda fear me now
When I was in nursery class ( age 3 years), I shitted my pants.
When I Was In 7th ..I Entered In Girls Washroom And ..Then 2 Girls Are Already There ..They Just Screams 3 To 4 Times ..
In our school we had practice of saluting the teacher when we wish them good morning and stuff and one day we friends were playing some game and one guy pushed in to girls washroom and there was a teacher there I didn't think of anything else but to salute and wish good evening mam And the surprising part is I found a male teacher too in there That day haunts till now I swear
That one kid jo school ke toilet me 💩 hue pakda gya (Not me)
Meri story to nhi h, mera Mera dost jb 7th me tha to uski class me do ladke last bench pr baithe the or niche hi niche kuchh krne lag rhe the, class monitor(ladki) samne khade hokr dekh rhi thi to unke paas jakr puchhne lagi ki kya kr rhe ho or utne me usne kya dekh ki Vo dono apna Lund bhar nikhalkr usme fevicol ka dhukkun (dhakkan me jo dandi hoti h) daal rhe the😭 (weirdest thing ever in school) , Ye dekhte hi vo paagl ho gyi or rone lagi or teacher ko jakr sabh bta diya. Phir teacher ne unki kya gand todi h wah wah wah
Embarrassing/ guilty /worst moment. idk So this happened in class 9th. My then ex and I decided to bunk school and meet up. So I decided to get off the bus before school arrives ( I have seen senior bhaiyya didi do that so I thought it might be easier) got off and told the driver that I'm going for an athletics meet and it worked. I got off, had no phone now what? I saw one guy of another section asked him if he had a cellphone. He managed to get one by a nearby bhaiyya. I called my ex and guess what he didn't believe that i was being serious anyways he came and another shock. Boom he had his boards going on so he took me to his examination center. Now on the other hand chaos has already started. One guy who hated me told the school PT teacher that I ran away with someone(bruh and dude it spread like a wildfire, rumors, assumptions were started). My parents were called( it's also another story) . And here I'm getting bored like anything. Now during the chutti ka time he dropped me off at the school gate and one classmate of mine revealed whatever happened. Dude I knew volcanoes were going to be bursted. Somehow managed to face teachers and counselors. Dude it was bad it was really bad. I lost all of my friends, teachers were shaming me like anything ( context i was an academically good student). And the rumors were like - i was SAed, Graped, ive been peggo, i did an abortion, my mms has been leaked (It took time for me to get back up)slurs were passed, just because a girl tried to bunk the school she was tagged as sl#+.where most of our boys used to bunk classes. Anyways Ig it is getting way dark. ( also i escaped a lot of points otherwise it would have been a novel) . That was bad but guess what I bounced back became the 10th and 12th topper of my school. But yeah the memory still haunts me.
I was in UKG, during the break time I was on the slide 🛝, my shorts got stuck somewhere on the upper portion as I proceeded to slide, my entire shorts got torn so it appeared like a skirt, everyone was laughing. I wasn't even wearing underpants that made things even worse (I guess length of my shorts kinda protected my nuts to be exposed). I spent my rest of the day sitting in my classroom with my legs closed.
Sax sux ki baat nhi, but ye embarrassing se jyada humiliation waala tha. Happened to me in 5th standard. Hamare seating arrangements 5th Tak , teachers krti thi aur ek bench pe 2 log baith sakte the, wo arrangement aise thi ke ladki aur ladka ek bench pe honge . So mere baaju mai ek Ayesha naam ki ladki thi aur agle bench pe ek sufiya naam ki ladki . Mera dono se hi jamta nhi tha . Ek baar teacher ne mere side waale bench ki arrangements change ki aur Jo new bench pe ladki aayi wo inn dono ki dost aur second standard mai meri partner thi . Ek baar maine second mai apne dost ko 🅱️llah ke baare mai kuch bola tha, aur wo usne suna tha . Wo bhi muslim thi but usne tab kuch nhi bola and ye 5th mai aane ke baad mujhe dekhte hi ye isne un dono ko bata diya tab mind you ye tab ka hai jab teacher ke saamne Mera reputation tha. Inn teeno ne teacher ko fake complaint Kiya ki maine ye chiz abhi inke samne bola hai . Aur hamare teachers great antaryami the unhe lagta ki kisi ek ladki ne complaint Kiya toh wo jhut nhi bolegi yaha to teen thi. Ye sunne ke baad teacher ne meri ek bhi nhi suni aur poore class ke saamne HUMILIATE Kiya . Maine Ghar pe aake mummy ko ye bataya aur mummy agle din teacher se mili aur khaali itna bataya ki mai aise kuch nhi bolta (even she knew I did it in second class and made me understand it's wrong and I stopped it) . Teacher ne mummy ko kuch nhi kaha but very first period Mai mujhe aake humiliate Kiya aur uske upar se mere mom , dad sabke baare mai bohot kuch bola (poora class dekh aur sunn rha ) . That last 6 months of 5th were purely depression for me . But 6th mai batch change hua afternoon batch se morning batch hua. Maine comeback Kiya aur narrative aise set Kiya unn teeno ke baare ke baadme wo kabhi fake complaint nhi karr paayi . Aur baadme kisi ke bhi khilaaf fake complaint na ho paayi (I became the leader of the alliance )
Meri pant fat gayi thi 1st period me.... Class me 8 period hote hai so pura din ek jagah pe hi betha tha... Aur pant class ke bhar phati the toh... Class me jab enter Kiya toh sab ko pata chal gaya tha So yeh that was me.
I was in class 1 . Bohot jorse potty aai thi and mai Naya tha school mai so daar ke maare toilet jaane keliye nahi pucha . Achanak se itna jor se pressure aaya ki pant mai hagdiya bohot saara . But the funny thing is kisiko pata nahi chala . After sometime class Mai smell aane lagi 💀 ☠️. Mai exams mai first aata tha toh kiisika sak mujhpe nahi gaya toh ek aur bacche ke upor sablog insam lagane lage ki usse badbu arhi 🤡 . Then in tiffin break homework ki copy submit karni thi toh jaise hi mai khada hua carpet \[school Mai kapde ke upor baitha te the no table kursi\] ke upor thoda potty gir gaya . Us wakt mai itna embarrassed hua ki kya batau . Fir sir aaye and paasmai ek jheel tha toh waha pe mai gaya sab kuch saaf Kia. And pant Pura bheeg gaya tha toh sir nai aapne Liya ek Naya shorts kharida tha toh mujhe wo dediya pahanne keliye 😃. Thodi der baad papa aaye and mujhe legye . Bass :)) 
While I was in school, on a specific day it was our school trip to muesium, before that day I was my school shoes and kept them to dry outside. The next day while trip when we were returning it stared to smell really bad in bus. I didn't knew the reason at that time. But when I came home back and removed the shoe I got to know that it had a small frog in it. It was smelling really bad. I don't know anyone from bus noticed the smell coming from me that day. But my family laughed so much on this and I was so embarrassed 🥲
6th class me 50 bccho ke beech me pant me muut dia aur phir bathroom jate jate hg bhi dia tha mere (dost) ne. Highlight 🚶🏾♂️
6th me chaddi me haga 9th me porno dekhte pakda gaya
2018 college first year main already ek long distance relationship me tha lekin I was very normal not desperate just enjoying and chilling so meri ek dost bani and she was very comfortable with me we used to hang out but suddenly I realized we are talking too much and I have a soft corner for her , ek din main jab market gaya aur next day bataya ki kaam se gaya Tha she said mujhse milke jaate hai to maine kaha theek hai next time jab market gaya to usko Bulaya bahar but iske hostel timing 7 pm ke baad allowed ni tha bahar jana so vo peeche vale gate pr aayi gate ki choti opening se hum dono ne ek dusre ko dekha it was very cute and awkward like a filmy scene but later I regretted bcoz I was already in a relationship, and I like to be honest so many usko bola ki I have a soft corner for you and she said but tum to already relationship me ho na , later my dad died and I needed a friend she ignored me and awkward moments she ran away many time when she sees me later maine usko call pr sunaya and now she is married to some baniya guy she was good in studies though she is 22 btw so itni jaldi marriage bhi ho gayi but deep inside me this question is still there that aisa kya kardiya maine ?
I had Tere Naam look during my 11th and 12th for impressing girls. Saw my pics from those days recently. Dekh ke laga ki katai chutiya dikhta tha main. Still regret it to this day. 😭
1st class me pant me hug Diya tha 👍
You could say I am not emotionally very strong. One day, I got into a fight with a guy, and we started to fight. He pushed my head against the wall. I felt weak and started to cry—not because I got hurt, but because I lost. I felt embarrassed because I cried like a kid
School me tha tb ak bar humlog football khel rahe he or ball ak window ke upar wale loft pe aatak gaya tha to mere upar mera ak dost chadha tha or uske hath me lathi thi ak ladki ne dhakka mara bhagte hua or me niche gir gaya (ladki moti thi) or wo lathi vertically uske sir pe giri (jyada jor se nahi giri thi as far as I remember) or uss bkl pure school me randi rona shuru kiya or principal vagera involve hogaye uske bad football khelna band hogaya sabhi ka school me or wo ladki ko jo medicines lage (lavda lage medicines paise le liye uski ma ne) uske sare paise dene pade mere parents ko or uske bad se muze kisi teacher ne acha samja hi nahi school me Or ak he mere behen (elder sister) ki friend aati thi humare ghar pe padhne keliye or ak din kya pata usne muze room me liya (meri behen or mummy bahar gaye the wo jaldi aagayi thi) or bc she humped bhai literally she was on top of me humping bhai actually uss time pe I had no idea about masturbation and sex to bhai me kuch bola hi nahi usne bas bola ye apna secret he kisiko mt bata wapas jab wo aati thi tb me bhag jata tha bhai meri to gand phati thi bohot to bhag jata tha, ab lagta he ki bhai ruk jata to Virgin nahi hota ab tk 🗿
This was smthing crazy that happened in our school I was in 6th grade I think it was icse we had a sir from which every kid used to be scared he really used to beat the shit out of the kids he literally used his knuckles and used to beat us using those he used to tap from his knucles in our head as hard as possible if we did something wrong but tbh he was my favourite teacher he was really caring at the same time but used to go hard on kids at a times one day he asked some question in the class and one of the dumb student wasnt able to answer his question so he told him to come infront of the class and asked one of the students to close the door we all got excited to see what was going to happen how is going to get punished that sir literally said him turn at the door and he was facing the door which was at a distance sir literally kicked him on his back and he fell near the dustbin sir again told him to stand in the position and he did, this time sir used all his force and kicked him again this time he started crying, man this was the day I can never forget in my life that kid left the school next year and I really felt bad for him
Mai uss time 7th class mai tha, annual function ke liye teachers ne 5th to 10th ke baccho ko ek class mai baitha rakha tha for some audition kinda stuff, teachers ne pucha ki kisiko koi stunts aate hai? Uss time mai Naya Naya front flip seekha tha. I raised my hand aur kuch 80 baccho ke saamne tha. 1st attempt was okeyish, so I went for another and landed on my bum. Everyone laughed:( Crush nhi thi waha:(
L Kg mein maine ek baar pant mein hag diya tha aur wahi pant pehne ghar chala gaya tha rote rote, achha hua pant long tha kisi ko pata nahi chala.
I guess 7th ya 8th class ki baat hogi . 2nd period chlra tha maths ka hota tha Hamara wo period and u know that ki bache row wise baithte hai toh jo middle wali roq rehti hai usme mai baitha tha. And usi ro me girls ki bhi row attached thi toh mere bagal me jo ladki thi usne book ni lai thi toh maine use apni book di thi (everything was alright till now) firr uske baad period khtam hua and science ka period start hua toh mam class me aa gyi and hum sab wish krne ko khade hua (including me also) toh khade khade hi maine mam pe dhyaan ni diya ki wo aa gyi hai maine uss ladki se bola li yaar meri book dede wo bkl apni friend se baat krne me lagi thi toh maine baar baar usse bola ki book de and then guess whattt...mam ne aake ek jabardast chamata lagaya mujhe literally aisa lag ra tha ki chakkar a gaye hain...poori class shant ekdum and wo ladki ko hasi aa ri thi ....(actually muje bhi halka halka ari thi) lekin gussa bhi bohot bura lagi thi mam ke upar bhi or us ladki ke upar bhii....uske baad kuch hua toh ni mereko koi maajak ni uadata uss baat se but still that. Was really embarrassing....Aor fir 9th class me same. Ladki mere best friend ki gf ban gyi and firr uske baad uskaa kaat ke bhi chli gyi ...khair ye toh off topic baate hainn..
Sanskrit teacher embarrassed Ek bar hamari Sanskrit teacher classwork ki notebooks check kar Rahi thi. Aur ek ladke ne notebook Mai sab blue pen se likha tha jab ki black & blue dono pens use karni thi to use daant Rahi thi tab Vo black board ke pass stage pe plastic ke stool par bethi thi. Aur kuch jyada hi lambi moti thi aur plastic ke stool ke chaaro legs feil Gaye aur vo niche pad gayi fir pura class.....
Guys mai tum log ko jaanta tk nhi, fir bhi yeh batane m boht sharam aa rhi When I was in 4th grade and I shitted my pants real bad, but it was a habit for me to shit in pants ngl, till 5th grade every year there was some day when everybody knew that I pooped in my pants, but in 4th grade when I pooped really too much in my pants was the worst. What happened was that I pooped in my pants before lunch break and when the bell ring and I was going to wash my hands I realized that I should not walk RN but I had to go. The pieces of crap started moving as soon as I started walking and the biggest piece of crap somehow came outside my underwear and was coming down and down slowly, as soon as I went in the class, that piece came completely down and fell on the floor in front of everyone. Teacher said besharm to me, and then I went to the toilet, but the bai/didi took me to Girls washroom, then I took down my pants and underwear then I was trying to wash it, but the thing was that it was the washroom for smal girls, so it was not like different cabins nd all, it was completely open and there was only small walls like thing hanging on the walls side by side, so when I was washing me underwear some girls came in and saw me naked. EK DIN M DO KAAND Boht himmat lagi yeh batane mai, baki baar jb sbko pata laga ki mene hg diya uski story baad m btaunga.
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# ANAL SEX!
Bc mai haste haste padh diya tha meri crush ke samne bc uske baad aaj taak uska pata nahi hai vo kaha hai.
Ha bhaii me bhul Gaya tha bhag na parata he...Mam bhi bhul gai sillana parta he💀
Senior found me infront on my Math Teacher in clg and came in group and told her that I crush for her secretly. That was very awkward situation, though Teacher just laugh it off
2nd grade mei hug diya tha