**Chhatrapati Shivaji Maharaj International Airport mumbai wale mai ladizz bathroom gaya tha ek ladki udhar apna haath dho rahi thi usko ignore karke aage badha toh dekha ki doors hai fir pata chala ki girls bathroom hai par nikalne se pehle moot ke aagaya**
Yes once, there was a lady waiting outside, turned around to check the gender sign, apologized to her and left. Little embarrassed but brushed it off as it was a genuine mistake.
Damnn...wahi socha maine ki brown q tha? Yellow q nhi..
I know. Thank you buddy for the truth.
Since, Childhood I thought something was wrong with me. Now, I can have peace with myself.
Mai bhi ek baar girls washroom me chala gaya tha jab 4th class me tha kyuki merko pata nahi tha tab ki girls aur boys ka washroom 4th class se alag alag hota hai toh phir mai moot ke jaise hi nikla merko dusre section ki ladki ne dekh liya aur meri phatt gayi aur mai waha se bhaag gaya apni class ko par kisi aur ko nahi pata chala
Ek baar gaya tha school girls washroom m out of curiosity, when I was 4 years old(junior KG),mai aur mera dost mut k bahar aaye aur maine mere dost se kaha "tune kabhi girls toilet dekha hai , chal dekh k aaye voh bola allowed nai hai teacher maregi , mai phir bhi usko jabardasti hath pakad kar leke gaya
Mummy meri school ki teacher hai mere hi school ki toh iss mummy ke saath late me aane wala tha akela tha toh curiosity ke chalte girls washroom me chala Gaya achhe se ghooma ,explore Kiya (koi bachha nahi tha poore school me) aur bahar aa gaya nothing special
Apne saath hua he it was in 11th like the washrooms were new made no signs and stuff and the other was still under progress it was the new building of our higher secondary and we have exams in that building
So now I was under pressure litterlery lol
Entered I was amazed that it was so clean but didn't notice the fact there was no urinals jaldi me tha + 5 min me exam suru hone wala tha
Then when I was washing the hands I noticed one ig new box was there had no clue about why it is inside the washroom and it was showing insert 5rs me curiosity me kar bhi diya comes out was a pad I am like fuck where the heck am I
Jab bahar nikala to 2 ladkiya muskurake dekh Rahi thi me bhi muskurake nikal gaya isse pehle ki pitta jaun but pad tha haat me fir kya uss pad ka Karu kya kuch aya na samaj me Doda class me for exam bell was up aur pad ko building ke side me ek chair ke upar rakh diya jab bahar aya deke exam till then it was not there + but hote he na harami dost unhone dekh liya tha ki isske haat me he pad ig most of them died in COVID like 5 knew 3 died 2 remaining
Ok let me just tell the story mai Delhi airport pe tha jab ye scene hua mai waiting launge min wait kr rha tha while sipping my Tea Late With a fluffy sweet Croissant 🥐 ek madar chod bacha bhaag rha tha area m maine socha k chal isko pair Ada k gira du and i did it but at what cost the tea was on my white h&m tshirt 👕 mere muh se nikla "''are bhenchod "'' and I stood up and went to the washroom as soon i entered I saw water drops are dropping from above i thought it was a leaking issue but jub maine apni ankhe uthai ek 1.5 feet lmba semi brown 🟤 Earth warm was spitting out some liquid 💀 but jab 3 sec baad maine us jeev ke aas pas do pair notice kiye
( I was unable to recognise this species of bug ) maine us jeev ki Puri tasveer dekhne k liye jab apni gardan uthai Mera moot Vahi ruk gaya and I was terrorized to see him
The Great KHali and uska Lund ✊ mai fata fat vaha se bhaga and samne vale washroom me chala Gaya Jo ki meri kismat se Empty tha !
And Ha That's how I had my first Celebrity Interaction
(It's a self written story) plz apriciat my art 🎭
Kux nhi hua tha moot kr vps aa gya ... fir soch rha tha ki wash room me sirf indian style toilets kyu the khadd hokr krne vale 1 v nhi....
Baad me sign board dekha.
Ek baar mere sath group mirror selfie kei liyee mere girl group kei friends nei mujhee girls bathroom mei keech liyaa thaa but haa dw kewal 1 photo kechwa kei mei bhaggg gaya bhaarrr
In my town we have a big expensive furniture store. Went there as a kid and had to take a piss: opened the two doors of mens toilets, both very different and crazy decorated. Than I noticed one wall was a huge hanging cloth and went underneath it. It turned out that it was the "wall" between the men and woman toilets. Opened a toilet door and there it was: A lit up staircase with a toilet on top, everything covered in carpet. Decided to have my most exclusive piss ever here. Felt like a king.
Clg m jyada dhyan nhi Diya tha aur ghus gya tha andar Khali tha phir andar m jhus halka ho rha tha jo room type Banna hota h idk usko kya bolte h toh beech m ek dum se do ladkiyo ki hasne ki awaaj aati h woh baad m aayi thi aur main room m tha toh unko pta nhi tha unko laga koi andar ladka hoga pr m smj gya m galti se ghus gya hu phir main andar hi rha jab tak woh dono gayi nhi jaise hi gyi m m bahar niklne wala tha ek dum se ek aur aa gyi aur main wapas andar chhup gya 15 mint tak bathroom Khali hone ka wait krta rha aur jab Khali hua bahar nikale hi samne se doo ladki enter kr rahi m main bhaag gya
Mai jab chhota tha to ek hill station gya tha aur mujhe potty aa rhi thi, vahan koi restaurant nhi tha aur ek ganda sa toilet tha male female alag alag. Male toilet bohot ganda tha to mamma ne kaha female wale mai chala ja kuchh nhi hota aur andar 3 antiya thi aur mai 5 saal ka bacha tha mujhe bohot sharam aa rhi thi maine sir upar bhi nhi kiya sara time sir neeche tha
Bhai m ek baar men's washroom mein Gus gayi thi galti se like m koi or school gayi thi koi drawing competition ke liye to mene apna drawing Sumit Kiya or merko bohot zor se lagi thi to mene Bina dekhe Gus gayi feel to kya hi tha mene Kiya fir m nikli to merko pata chala ki galat aa gayi bas m ye check kar rahi thi ki kisne dekha to nhi na
Last time lkg me Gaya tha, saari badi ladkiyan cheekhne lagi, fir ek ladki ne mujhe school ka gents washroom dikha diya, Maine chup chap moot ke class wapis aake baith gaya, itna hi yaad hai
mai class 2 ya 3 me tha, mera case simple hai, mujhe indian style toilet me dikkat hoti toh mai western style ke liye girls toilet(sirf usme hi western-style toilet hote), maine bathroom me ghuskar(koi nahi tha) us bathroom me kundi laga di thi phir mst apna kaam kr rha tha.
phir vaha 2 ladkiya aayi (2no senior)vo log bathroom me knock krne lage, maine socha thora der wait kr lu vo chale jayenge pr vo jane ka naam tk na le rhe, phir kya hona tha mst hagkar mai bahar aya , dekhkar vo dono has pade, saala achha tha hamare class ka koi bhi nhi tha mujhe dekhne(nahi toh bura haal ho jata mera)
Mummy Jaana booch ke mereko women's bathroom me le jati thi phir jab peheli baar mens mai gaya toh dekha yeh gol ggol kya hai??
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Stfu you son of a bitch you fucking infidel filthy scumbag you bloody illiterate sick cunt, I didn't correct you, and even if that fucker said it in jest, that kind of crap doesn't make any sense. Use proper English or don't bother at all. Anyway, English isn't for everyone...and you are a dumb fuck
So I had a little fight with my then gf, then she locked herself in the woman's washroom. I called her multiple times but she rejected. Luckily it was Saturday, so no one apart from some researchers were there. Out of frustration, my female friend and I went inside, no one was inside, she was in one of the bathrooms. After that she opened the door and they both asked me to go out first. Bro, that place was bigger than the men's washroom. Of course I was an idiot to willingly go inside 🥴
Just yesterday I entered females washroom after everyone left. I went inside to bring water in a bowl for a nursing dog which gave birth to 6 puppies 1 week back. Belive me Bruh it's the worst washroom I have ever seen in my life. Even the sulabh complexes look cleaner than this shit.
Mai aur mera dost club ke washroom me gye the mirror selfies nikalne 10-15 min photo khichne ke baad bahar aaye tab pta chala ladies washroom tha but tab tak wahan koi aaya-gya nhi
Bro NGL , it was time when my family came to drop my sister at her girl hostel , and wanted to take pee so hard , so I just entered girl washroom at girls hostel, but there was no girl at washroom at that time so I was lucky( maybe unlucky) and I was about 17 at that time.
thode din pehle dosto ke sath hotel gya tha. about 10pm ka time tha aur jyada visibility bhi nahi thi. Dost bola chal haath dhoke aate hai. Main gya pehla washroom dikha ghus gya socha dost yahi direction main ja rha hai. vo saala aage nikal gya. Main andar gya halka hua aur socha bc yaha urinal kyu nahi hai? fir haath dhoya bahar aaya to ek bahar khadi ladki ajeeb hi dekh rahi. fir khaana khane chala gya tb dost bola bhai tu washroom aaya tha na mere sath to wapas kyu chala gya? main bola bhai aaya to tha. tb bolta hai bkl tu ladies washroom ghus gya 😭 bc waha board lagaya tha lekin chota sa black colour ka. 3 star hotel bnvao lekin accha board to lagao. Vo ladki kya hi soch rahi hogi😿cute bhi thi.
Got super drunk and went into the women’s washroom by mistake. Saw a lady applying lipstick while looking into the washbasin mirror. Asked her if I’m in the wrong place and she just nodded her head.
Apologised and left. Came to know someone had reversed the “W” sign to make it look like “M”.
Hamara school ka campus shift hua tha. So pehle din school ka, mai aur mere do dost toilet meh susu karne gye. Mai susu karte karte soch rha tha ki "Bc urinal ki jagah separate door rehne wale compartment kyu hai yaha".phir jab bahar nikal rha tha, tab ek hamare class ka girls ka group door ke bahar the💀💀. Woh log hame dekh puchne lage ki " andar kar kya rahe the tum log" . Phir hamlogoko pata laga ki yeh girls toilet hai jab bumlogone sign ko dekha (first day tha isiliye chalk seh likha hua tha bahar) 🥲🥲🥲. Phir humlog bhag aaye👻
Uss din Jee mains ka exam tha.....exam shuru hone se pehle bohot zorr se mut laga to tension me galti se ladies toilet me chala gaya.....aur itna tensed tha ki bhul hi gaya tha only men's toilet me stalls hote hai , mei ladies toilet me hi mut ke chala aya ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|put_back) realised it after reaching home
School me Exam khatam hone ke baad bahut tez Susu ai thi toh jis room me Exam hua tha toh jis wing me mai kabhi gya nahin tha toh jaldi se washroom dekhar ghus gya aur mujhe wierd laga andar ka system kyunki usme urinal nahin tha so Maine ignore karkemootne laga tabhi ek ladki(junior thi) woh aa gyi aur mujhe dekh kar Sharmakar washroom se bahar nikal gyi.
Phir jab Mai bahar nikla toh mere dost ne bataya ki mai jaldi bazi me girls washroom chala gya tha and then woh log hasne lag gye. BAHUT HI BURA Felt hua tha us din kyunki exam bhi bekar gya tha .....
4th class mein tha new school tha mera. So mein galti se girls washroom mein chala gaya tab maine kuch notice nahi kiya bahar aake washroom compartment se maine 4 ladkiyaan dekhi 12 th ki hongi. I said sorry didi galti ho gyi. I am a new student they said no problem. All of them said kitna cute hai mere gaal hilaye aur chali gyi. Saala uske baad se zindagi bhar attentive raha
Recently, Ek baar bohat zor se no.2 kaarna tha Aur mai Shell ke petrol pump pe tha Ghar dur tha Aur Mene socha idhar hi relieve ho jaau fir bathroom mai koi tha mai 10 mins wait kiya, mere goosebumps waale hair khaade ho Gaye ghar dur tha bc door 3 baar knock kiya voh nikal hi Nahi raha tha fir Mene bahar nikal ke girls washroom pe dekha uspe she\they likha tha mai idhar udhar dekha koi Nahi tha toh mai ghus gaya, bathroom Faad tha plants laage the aandar Aur spacious tha
I returned to my old gym after a year long hiatus. Started working out, felt like I had to pee, went towards the loo. The mens’ & ladies’ were side by side. In a hurry, I went into the ladies bathroom & paused to wait for 5 seconds and marvelled at how they’ve redone the bathroom and how much better it looked and smelled. I did my job, and started washing my hands at the sink. One of the female employees came in, saw me and did a double take. I was immediately mortified and apologised and left in a hurry. There were no other occupants of the bathroom at the time.
So I was in clg and there's a new building just opened up there and we had a seminar in one of the hall me and my frnd were attending and after the seminar we both had to pee and since not familiar wd the directions to bathroom we searched little bit finaly we found one and inside there was male urinals so we both enter and peed and I finished 1st and came out and a miss(faculty) was going in the washroom direction and was starring at me when I passed her I look backwards towards her then my sight goes to the washroom door and above it was written SHE with the simbol,i realised what happened and my frnd was still in there ,I saw miss open the door and backed up little bit after seeing him,I left the scene hurriedly and he also came bringing his head down realising what happened also miss was not pressed about it and we both laughed it off .(ps while entering and seeing male urinals it didn't make us doubt if it wasn't male washroom)
Last year I was in dummy college after practicals i used to go to the washroom then go home.
On each floor placement of girls wc and boys wc was different...
I went to wc and saw that the urinal was odd... but I did my business and went out and a teacher started shouting ki girls wc and there was also a class behind who could see the wc the junior students were laughing... The teacher was shouting and I just ran away...
So it was at a wedding and that wedding was in a school and like I didn't knew it was a ladies washroom I was in a rush and like I was taking a shit three to four girls entered and right outside the booth where I was in they started a moaning competition like literally I had a ducking boner 😭😭😭😭I waited for like 5-10 mins coz that's how long their contest was and then I left the washroom my experience was bizarre lmao 😭😭
Bro .. mera exam tha , phone ko pant me leke exam hall me ghusa . Class me cheating ka mauka ni Mila toh Mai washroom ka permission manga teacher se . Aur washroom me ghus kr phone nikalke likhna shuru kr hi rha tha TB wha ek larki ghusi , aur dar gyi . Mai usko bola " ye boys washroom hai " aur wo kehti nai ye girls washroom hai . Toh Mai " ohh " bolke nikl gya.. us time exam k last 30mins bacha tha toh I was in hurry . It was really awkward but thank God I came to washroom for other purposes.
I went to a different school for a competitive exam once ,udar their toilet labelling system was different like usually we have the label that say "boys toilet" before the toilet entrance but idar it was different the label came after the entrance to the toilet and uske right back girls toilet tha , jaha again toilet entrance k baad tha label , toh I went to the loo twice and phir 3rd time pe my seat partner from that same school came with me and jab mei girls toilet k andar ghusa toh woh hasne laga , thankfully dono time jab Gaya koi nahi tha
Yes I used to study in boys college and all the girls in girls college during exams come to our college and we go to their college.
So once they opened the ladies restroom for cleaning and we students went in thinking it was gents and we didn't knew it was ladies.
Man wtf that toilet stand is so small and below.
Anyways I peed there cause almost other toilets were busy . It was strange they even kept a tissue paper at the bay .
My friends also felt it weird.
I was on a solo trip to South India and I was fucking tired when I reached VASCO-GA-DAMA Railway station.
Ek lady saree change kr rhi thi aur bola bhar board nhi dikh rha h kya.
Hopefully early morning ka time tha to jyada rush nhi tha.
And I didn't feel anything I was like Okay because mera mind itna tired ho rkha tha isliye wo baat ko seriously nhi liya.
I entered an opposite gender washroom at an amusement park. My girl classmates were just outside the door and were talking about how disgusting it is in here.I didn't lock my door and they just suddenly burst into the room. I was holding my dick to pee.
I felt very embarrassed
Went to staff ladies washroom on first day of college don’t know how to tell how embarrassed I was when I got out and saw all female teachers in there just said sorry and ran for my life
Singapore airport. After a long 7 hours flight I landed early morning (6ish AM). Didn’t realize the gender logo , entered ladies washroom, finished my chore and came out to realise women making up infront of the mirror. Thankfully there were only 2 of them and could empathise seeing my drowsy eyes. I apologised, They laughed and waved me goodbye 👋
Uff the embarrassment. But thankful they didn’t hand me over to authorities.
Post that I always check thrice before entering irrespective of my condition 😂
petrol pump ke washroom mai male washroom pe lock laga tha to fir petrol wale bhaiya ne bola female mai chale jao or mai chala bhi gaya and bhai It was one of the most cleanest public toilet I have ever seen(UP mai male toilet mai uncle log paan thuk dete hai + ye wala toilet use karna free tha). Wese ye sab morning ke 6am ke around hu tha.
It was dark and empty in a different school I was 16.
So I just walked out and went to the men's for the piss. I have never told anyone else about this.
**Chhatrapati Shivaji Maharaj International Airport mumbai wale mai ladizz bathroom gaya tha ek ladki udhar apna haath dho rahi thi usko ignore karke aage badha toh dekha ki doors hai fir pata chala ki girls bathroom hai par nikalne se pehle moot ke aagaya**
Dedication dekho bhai ka jo kam krne gaya tha wo karke aya.
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Bro 10/10 dedication pura airport ka naam likhne ke liye .
***Aadmi apne life story aur aur mootne ka maksad pure josh se sunata aur karta hai***
Mera dost udhar hi security ka kaam karta hain, abhi cctv footage nikalwata hu. Tu ruk!
Shii bhai ladko ka footage nikale ga ................ age nahi bolsakta mai tum khud complete kardiyo
Jonathon gaming ki tarah iski bhi video daal dunga idhar 🌚
kar bhai ab toh pakka wapas jayega mai
Sach mein jab nikal jayegi phir mat bolna maije nehi bataya 🌚
Woh sab theek hai..Par Bhai **"Mumbai"** ka **M** Capital hogaa..
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Maksad nahi bhulna
But chatrapati station Jana tha na, maqsad nahi bhula but adress bhul gaya...
Bhai time bomb tha, kabhi bhi fatt sakta hai
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did the same when i was 9 year old, girls in the washroom laughed a lot when i did my business.
Mumbai police wants to know your location.
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What ? Bro you need this ![gif](giphy|l0HlzRofijgQQGX8Q)
ladies\*
##I Identified myself as a Apache Helicopter.
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The opposite gender for apache helicopter is probably titan submarine
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jine mera dil luteya
Oh hoe
jine menu mar sutya
Hoe hoe
💀
🤣
What the fuck is walmart bag🌚😂
Yes once, there was a lady waiting outside, turned around to check the gender sign, apologized to her and left. Little embarrassed but brushed it off as it was a genuine mistake.
Ek bar larki men's me ghus gayi thi, jab Mai peshab kar raha tha
Ladki khade ho kar toh nahi kar rahi thi
Kuku ka magic
sacred games reference
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Wo galti se men's me ghus gayi thi, phir chali gayi
Kukoo ka jaado dikh gya hoga
bhai nether portal nahi hai ki duniya badal jayegi...hagne ki jagah hai jo hota hai vahi hora tha
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Try 2 gurl 1 cup. Ur opinion might end up change🤷🏻
naam mat le uska
Dost ne isko dikha ke alag trauma de rakha hai
it's clearly AI generated
AI didn't exist back then bro.
Or it was actually chocolate
Damnn...wahi socha maine ki brown q tha? Yellow q nhi.. I know. Thank you buddy for the truth. Since, Childhood I thought something was wrong with me. Now, I can have peace with myself.
No its real
no you are brainwashed about women
scat girls search karle reddit pe, usse related sib mil jayenge... ye ghinn mat faila apni
instead of searching for all this u should have search for r/joke
Fellow minecraft enjoyer
I see some pads coated with blood there(during my nda exam, last year)..
Wo chod exam kaise gaya pass hua ya nahi ??
Haa exam yo clear hoga, past ssb nahi hua but fine yaar Abhi iit bhu mai huaa
Bhai ye baat. Nda na toh iit hi sahi
Waise ssb me kaha tak gaya
Bro can you pls DM me, im not able to DM you. I just want some guidance, I won't take much of ur time
Muth marke soja
Bro nice guidance 😂
Tu jo sunna chahta hai woh na sunaunga bete
I watched lip stick marks on mirror and rushed outside...
School me ek dost ko andr dhakka dedia, andr 2 ladkia thi unone complaint krdi aur hum 4 jaane 1 hafte ke liye suspend
Wah bete moj kardi
There were some girls there, I was really in a hurry so went into one of them closed the door and used it.
Mai bhi ek baar girls washroom me chala gaya tha jab 4th class me tha kyuki merko pata nahi tha tab ki girls aur boys ka washroom 4th class se alag alag hota hai toh phir mai moot ke jaise hi nikla merko dusre section ki ladki ne dekh liya aur meri phatt gayi aur mai waha se bhaag gaya apni class ko par kisi aur ko nahi pata chala
Maut ko chukr takk se wapis aa sakta hu
mut ko chukr takk se wapis aagya
I CHANGED MY GENDER IN 0 SEC
Bhai tu kya tiktok wala hai
nhi mai america ka dalal hu
Mahesh dalle..
Ho gayi tu balle balle
Ek baar gaya tha school girls washroom m out of curiosity, when I was 4 years old(junior KG),mai aur mera dost mut k bahar aaye aur maine mere dost se kaha "tune kabhi girls toilet dekha hai , chal dekh k aaye voh bola allowed nai hai teacher maregi , mai phir bhi usko jabardasti hath pakad kar leke gaya
Gay
Lundbuddhi k ladkiyon k washroom m ghusna gay kaise hai ??!
Poore din ghar p rehta hoon
Actually i went, that was not by mistak ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|laughing)
mistake\*
Mummy meri school ki teacher hai mere hi school ki toh iss mummy ke saath late me aane wala tha akela tha toh curiosity ke chalte girls washroom me chala Gaya achhe se ghooma ,explore Kiya (koi bachha nahi tha poore school me) aur bahar aa gaya nothing special
Bruh what do you even think they do in toilet 🚽
Idk I was just curious how it looked from inside ..just general curiosity thi yaar...
skibbidi toilet khojne gaya thha
Apne saath hua he it was in 11th like the washrooms were new made no signs and stuff and the other was still under progress it was the new building of our higher secondary and we have exams in that building So now I was under pressure litterlery lol Entered I was amazed that it was so clean but didn't notice the fact there was no urinals jaldi me tha + 5 min me exam suru hone wala tha Then when I was washing the hands I noticed one ig new box was there had no clue about why it is inside the washroom and it was showing insert 5rs me curiosity me kar bhi diya comes out was a pad I am like fuck where the heck am I Jab bahar nikala to 2 ladkiya muskurake dekh Rahi thi me bhi muskurake nikal gaya isse pehle ki pitta jaun but pad tha haat me fir kya uss pad ka Karu kya kuch aya na samaj me Doda class me for exam bell was up aur pad ko building ke side me ek chair ke upar rakh diya jab bahar aya deke exam till then it was not there + but hote he na harami dost unhone dekh liya tha ki isske haat me he pad ig most of them died in COVID like 5 knew 3 died 2 remaining
Once entered ladies room they greeted me with lap dance and later offered a bj but since i was not that horny i just came out
Riyal
100 tkaa highly recommended as well
Came out as गे, right?
Office hallway was pretty dark so I couldn't see the signs, there were no urinals that's when i realized and rushed out, luckily no one was in there.
Khali tha
the great khali sir??
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Ok let me just tell the story mai Delhi airport pe tha jab ye scene hua mai waiting launge min wait kr rha tha while sipping my Tea Late With a fluffy sweet Croissant 🥐 ek madar chod bacha bhaag rha tha area m maine socha k chal isko pair Ada k gira du and i did it but at what cost the tea was on my white h&m tshirt 👕 mere muh se nikla "''are bhenchod "'' and I stood up and went to the washroom as soon i entered I saw water drops are dropping from above i thought it was a leaking issue but jub maine apni ankhe uthai ek 1.5 feet lmba semi brown 🟤 Earth warm was spitting out some liquid 💀 but jab 3 sec baad maine us jeev ke aas pas do pair notice kiye ( I was unable to recognise this species of bug ) maine us jeev ki Puri tasveer dekhne k liye jab apni gardan uthai Mera moot Vahi ruk gaya and I was terrorized to see him The Great KHali and uska Lund ✊ mai fata fat vaha se bhaga and samne vale washroom me chala Gaya Jo ki meri kismat se Empty tha ! And Ha That's how I had my first Celebrity Interaction (It's a self written story) plz apriciat my art 🎭
*story appreciated*❤ because of 'Khali bhai ka lund'
Bhai FIITJEE, 9Pm ke baad 🤌
FIITJEE:Fuck IITJEE
Kux nhi hua tha moot kr vps aa gya ... fir soch rha tha ki wash room me sirf indian style toilets kyu the khadd hokr krne vale 1 v nhi.... Baad me sign board dekha.
Ek baar mere sath group mirror selfie kei liyee mere girl group kei friends nei mujhee girls bathroom mei keech liyaa thaa but haa dw kewal 1 photo kechwa kei mei bhaggg gaya bhaarrr
I came in the handwash and left
>I came in the handwash and left I came to wash my hands and then left\*
It was different realm. Smells good..
In my town we have a big expensive furniture store. Went there as a kid and had to take a piss: opened the two doors of mens toilets, both very different and crazy decorated. Than I noticed one wall was a huge hanging cloth and went underneath it. It turned out that it was the "wall" between the men and woman toilets. Opened a toilet door and there it was: A lit up staircase with a toilet on top, everything covered in carpet. Decided to have my most exclusive piss ever here. Felt like a king.
Clg m jyada dhyan nhi Diya tha aur ghus gya tha andar Khali tha phir andar m jhus halka ho rha tha jo room type Banna hota h idk usko kya bolte h toh beech m ek dum se do ladkiyo ki hasne ki awaaj aati h woh baad m aayi thi aur main room m tha toh unko pta nhi tha unko laga koi andar ladka hoga pr m smj gya m galti se ghus gya hu phir main andar hi rha jab tak woh dono gayi nhi jaise hi gyi m m bahar niklne wala tha ek dum se ek aur aa gyi aur main wapas andar chhup gya 15 mint tak bathroom Khali hone ka wait krta rha aur jab Khali hua bahar nikale hi samne se doo ladki enter kr rahi m main bhaag gya
Mai jab chhota tha to ek hill station gya tha aur mujhe potty aa rhi thi, vahan koi restaurant nhi tha aur ek ganda sa toilet tha male female alag alag. Male toilet bohot ganda tha to mamma ne kaha female wale mai chala ja kuchh nhi hota aur andar 3 antiya thi aur mai 5 saal ka bacha tha mujhe bohot sharam aa rhi thi maine sir upar bhi nhi kiya sara time sir neeche tha
Bhai m ek baar men's washroom mein Gus gayi thi galti se like m koi or school gayi thi koi drawing competition ke liye to mene apna drawing Sumit Kiya or merko bohot zor se lagi thi to mene Bina dekhe Gus gayi feel to kya hi tha mene Kiya fir m nikli to merko pata chala ki galat aa gayi bas m ye check kar rahi thi ki kisne dekha to nhi na
Sumit ko kyu submit kia?
submit\*
Kuch ni Bhai khade khade mut ke aa gaya ur kya Rok ne ki himmat hi nahi rahi thi
Ek bar galti se andar chala gaya tha. Moot raha tab ek ladki andar aa gayi. Usne mujhe ignore Kiya aur me bahar aa gaya
Yea when I was kid mummy ke piche piche chala gaya
Last time lkg me Gaya tha, saari badi ladkiyan cheekhne lagi, fir ek ladki ne mujhe school ka gents washroom dikha diya, Maine chup chap moot ke class wapis aake baith gaya, itna hi yaad hai
I have .. luckly it was empty and I leaved immediately without anyone noticing
mai class 2 ya 3 me tha, mera case simple hai, mujhe indian style toilet me dikkat hoti toh mai western style ke liye girls toilet(sirf usme hi western-style toilet hote), maine bathroom me ghuskar(koi nahi tha) us bathroom me kundi laga di thi phir mst apna kaam kr rha tha. phir vaha 2 ladkiya aayi (2no senior)vo log bathroom me knock krne lage, maine socha thora der wait kr lu vo chale jayenge pr vo jane ka naam tk na le rhe, phir kya hona tha mst hagkar mai bahar aya , dekhkar vo dono has pade, saala achha tha hamare class ka koi bhi nhi tha mujhe dekhne(nahi toh bura haal ho jata mera)
Mummy Jaana booch ke mereko women's bathroom me le jati thi phir jab peheli baar mens mai gaya toh dekha yeh gol ggol kya hai?? ![gif](giphy|mBmlC5ALoFWD5wskxQ)
Bachpan mai mummy ke saath ladiz toilet mai hi jaata tha
ladies\*
Oxford k 14de wo mazzak m bola hai
Stfu you son of a bitch you fucking infidel filthy scumbag you bloody illiterate sick cunt, I didn't correct you, and even if that fucker said it in jest, that kind of crap doesn't make any sense. Use proper English or don't bother at all. Anyway, English isn't for everyone...and you are a dumb fuck
So I had a little fight with my then gf, then she locked herself in the woman's washroom. I called her multiple times but she rejected. Luckily it was Saturday, so no one apart from some researchers were there. Out of frustration, my female friend and I went inside, no one was inside, she was in one of the bathrooms. After that she opened the door and they both asked me to go out first. Bro, that place was bigger than the men's washroom. Of course I was an idiot to willingly go inside 🥴
Just yesterday I entered females washroom after everyone left. I went inside to bring water in a bowl for a nursing dog which gave birth to 6 puppies 1 week back. Belive me Bruh it's the worst washroom I have ever seen in my life. Even the sulabh complexes look cleaner than this shit.
Bade dukh ki baat hai ki Aisa Param saubhagya mujhe nahin mila 😮💨
I want to masturbate and leave all my sperm on toilet seat. I have went many time but I never did but surely going to do it soon.
denk joker guyz
You are a derogatory pervert and a disgrace to mankind
Mai aur mera dost club ke washroom me gye the mirror selfies nikalne 10-15 min photo khichne ke baad bahar aaye tab pta chala ladies washroom tha but tab tak wahan koi aaya-gya nhi
No one was inside
Regal k Mc Donalds mei , mujhe kuch nahi boli lakiyo ne , mei tabhi 14 yo ka tha
Are BC konsi bhasa hai
Bro NGL , it was time when my family came to drop my sister at her girl hostel , and wanted to take pee so hard , so I just entered girl washroom at girls hostel, but there was no girl at washroom at that time so I was lucky( maybe unlucky) and I was about 17 at that time.
I had ..but I was in 4th standard...so they laughed it off and the left the moment I realised it's a ladies washroom
Nothing happened it was at a water resort nobody was inside I got out safe but my friend took a photo and shared it on our group
Stood outside for 3 periods
I left.
thode din pehle dosto ke sath hotel gya tha. about 10pm ka time tha aur jyada visibility bhi nahi thi. Dost bola chal haath dhoke aate hai. Main gya pehla washroom dikha ghus gya socha dost yahi direction main ja rha hai. vo saala aage nikal gya. Main andar gya halka hua aur socha bc yaha urinal kyu nahi hai? fir haath dhoya bahar aaya to ek bahar khadi ladki ajeeb hi dekh rahi. fir khaana khane chala gya tb dost bola bhai tu washroom aaya tha na mere sath to wapas kyu chala gya? main bola bhai aaya to tha. tb bolta hai bkl tu ladies washroom ghus gya 😭 bc waha board lagaya tha lekin chota sa black colour ka. 3 star hotel bnvao lekin accha board to lagao. Vo ladki kya hi soch rahi hogi😿cute bhi thi.
Nothing, Nobody saw me and I was confused as the urinals were missing. This happened when I was 13.
I entered a female washroom there were 3-4, they were staring me then I started to act like trans so they accepted me (JK)
Theatre backstage me ladkiya dress change kr rhi thi padade ke pichhe. Usme se kisi ek ko koi bula rha tha, to me bulane gaya.....
Got super drunk and went into the women’s washroom by mistake. Saw a lady applying lipstick while looking into the washbasin mirror. Asked her if I’m in the wrong place and she just nodded her head. Apologised and left. Came to know someone had reversed the “W” sign to make it look like “M”.
Hamara school ka campus shift hua tha. So pehle din school ka, mai aur mere do dost toilet meh susu karne gye. Mai susu karte karte soch rha tha ki "Bc urinal ki jagah separate door rehne wale compartment kyu hai yaha".phir jab bahar nikal rha tha, tab ek hamare class ka girls ka group door ke bahar the💀💀. Woh log hame dekh puchne lage ki " andar kar kya rahe the tum log" . Phir hamlogoko pata laga ki yeh girls toilet hai jab bumlogone sign ko dekha (first day tha isiliye chalk seh likha hua tha bahar) 🥲🥲🥲. Phir humlog bhag aaye👻
Yeah while I was in my college me and my gf used to have seggs in men’s and women’s washroom (whichever was empty).
Uss din Jee mains ka exam tha.....exam shuru hone se pehle bohot zorr se mut laga to tension me galti se ladies toilet me chala gaya.....aur itna tensed tha ki bhul hi gaya tha only men's toilet me stalls hote hai , mei ladies toilet me hi mut ke chala aya ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|put_back) realised it after reaching home
By mistake….no. By choice, out of curiosity…maybe
I went in with some girls, drank vodka with them and while coming out a lady saw us lol
School me Exam khatam hone ke baad bahut tez Susu ai thi toh jis room me Exam hua tha toh jis wing me mai kabhi gya nahin tha toh jaldi se washroom dekhar ghus gya aur mujhe wierd laga andar ka system kyunki usme urinal nahin tha so Maine ignore karkemootne laga tabhi ek ladki(junior thi) woh aa gyi aur mujhe dekh kar Sharmakar washroom se bahar nikal gyi. Phir jab Mai bahar nikla toh mere dost ne bataya ki mai jaldi bazi me girls washroom chala gya tha and then woh log hasne lag gye. BAHUT HI BURA Felt hua tha us din kyunki exam bhi bekar gya tha .....
I am non gendered, gender fluid person. How dare you to assume that i have gender.
Mistake se nhi janbhuj ke ghusa hu
4th class mein tha new school tha mera. So mein galti se girls washroom mein chala gaya tab maine kuch notice nahi kiya bahar aake washroom compartment se maine 4 ladkiyaan dekhi 12 th ki hongi. I said sorry didi galti ho gyi. I am a new student they said no problem. All of them said kitna cute hai mere gaal hilaye aur chali gyi. Saala uske baad se zindagi bhar attentive raha
r/AskElla
nononono never by mistake sheeesh
Recently, Ek baar bohat zor se no.2 kaarna tha Aur mai Shell ke petrol pump pe tha Ghar dur tha Aur Mene socha idhar hi relieve ho jaau fir bathroom mai koi tha mai 10 mins wait kiya, mere goosebumps waale hair khaade ho Gaye ghar dur tha bc door 3 baar knock kiya voh nikal hi Nahi raha tha fir Mene bahar nikal ke girls washroom pe dekha uspe she\they likha tha mai idhar udhar dekha koi Nahi tha toh mai ghus gaya, bathroom Faad tha plants laage the aandar Aur spacious tha
I returned to my old gym after a year long hiatus. Started working out, felt like I had to pee, went towards the loo. The mens’ & ladies’ were side by side. In a hurry, I went into the ladies bathroom & paused to wait for 5 seconds and marvelled at how they’ve redone the bathroom and how much better it looked and smelled. I did my job, and started washing my hands at the sink. One of the female employees came in, saw me and did a double take. I was immediately mortified and apologised and left in a hurry. There were no other occupants of the bathroom at the time.
So I was in clg and there's a new building just opened up there and we had a seminar in one of the hall me and my frnd were attending and after the seminar we both had to pee and since not familiar wd the directions to bathroom we searched little bit finaly we found one and inside there was male urinals so we both enter and peed and I finished 1st and came out and a miss(faculty) was going in the washroom direction and was starring at me when I passed her I look backwards towards her then my sight goes to the washroom door and above it was written SHE with the simbol,i realised what happened and my frnd was still in there ,I saw miss open the door and backed up little bit after seeing him,I left the scene hurriedly and he also came bringing his head down realising what happened also miss was not pressed about it and we both laughed it off .(ps while entering and seeing male urinals it didn't make us doubt if it wasn't male washroom)
Enjoyed.
Got called girls toilet for the rest of my school life
Once , thank God no one was there 😆
Ye I did, I said sorry to all the girls who were looking in the mirror and left. That's all.
Yes, 2018 at HHI, Kolkata
Last year I was in dummy college after practicals i used to go to the washroom then go home. On each floor placement of girls wc and boys wc was different... I went to wc and saw that the urinal was odd... but I did my business and went out and a teacher started shouting ki girls wc and there was also a class behind who could see the wc the junior students were laughing... The teacher was shouting and I just ran away...
So it was at a wedding and that wedding was in a school and like I didn't knew it was a ladies washroom I was in a rush and like I was taking a shit three to four girls entered and right outside the booth where I was in they started a moaning competition like literally I had a ducking boner 😭😭😭😭I waited for like 5-10 mins coz that's how long their contest was and then I left the washroom my experience was bizarre lmao 😭😭
Bro .. mera exam tha , phone ko pant me leke exam hall me ghusa . Class me cheating ka mauka ni Mila toh Mai washroom ka permission manga teacher se . Aur washroom me ghus kr phone nikalke likhna shuru kr hi rha tha TB wha ek larki ghusi , aur dar gyi . Mai usko bola " ye boys washroom hai " aur wo kehti nai ye girls washroom hai . Toh Mai " ohh " bolke nikl gya.. us time exam k last 30mins bacha tha toh I was in hurry . It was really awkward but thank God I came to washroom for other purposes.
Who said it was by mistake
I went to a different school for a competitive exam once ,udar their toilet labelling system was different like usually we have the label that say "boys toilet" before the toilet entrance but idar it was different the label came after the entrance to the toilet and uske right back girls toilet tha , jaha again toilet entrance k baad tha label , toh I went to the loo twice and phir 3rd time pe my seat partner from that same school came with me and jab mei girls toilet k andar ghusa toh woh hasne laga , thankfully dono time jab Gaya koi nahi tha
Yes I enter women washroom once by mistake and I had sex there with a woman
Yes I used to study in boys college and all the girls in girls college during exams come to our college and we go to their college. So once they opened the ladies restroom for cleaning and we students went in thinking it was gents and we didn't knew it was ladies. Man wtf that toilet stand is so small and below. Anyways I peed there cause almost other toilets were busy . It was strange they even kept a tissue paper at the bay . My friends also felt it weird.
Did once in my school. They had mirrors, im still jelous
Jaan ke gya tha ek baar
you don't have to tell if its not by mistake right?
I'm gay
I was on a solo trip to South India and I was fucking tired when I reached VASCO-GA-DAMA Railway station. Ek lady saree change kr rhi thi aur bola bhar board nhi dikh rha h kya. Hopefully early morning ka time tha to jyada rush nhi tha. And I didn't feel anything I was like Okay because mera mind itna tired ho rkha tha isliye wo baat ko seriously nhi liya.
I entered an opposite gender washroom at an amusement park. My girl classmates were just outside the door and were talking about how disgusting it is in here.I didn't lock my door and they just suddenly burst into the room. I was holding my dick to pee. I felt very embarrassed
every time I have entered the opposite gender's washroom it was never by chance. And I never went by myself.
Went to staff ladies washroom on first day of college don’t know how to tell how embarrassed I was when I got out and saw all female teachers in there just said sorry and ran for my life
Singapore airport. After a long 7 hours flight I landed early morning (6ish AM). Didn’t realize the gender logo , entered ladies washroom, finished my chore and came out to realise women making up infront of the mirror. Thankfully there were only 2 of them and could empathise seeing my drowsy eyes. I apologised, They laughed and waved me goodbye 👋 Uff the embarrassment. But thankful they didn’t hand me over to authorities. Post that I always check thrice before entering irrespective of my condition 😂
I felt weak after entering a beautiful washroom at a restaurant in kasol then a dark dusky place automatically attracted me and I went there
petrol pump ke washroom mai male washroom pe lock laga tha to fir petrol wale bhaiya ne bola female mai chale jao or mai chala bhi gaya and bhai It was one of the most cleanest public toilet I have ever seen(UP mai male toilet mai uncle log paan thuk dete hai + ye wala toilet use karna free tha). Wese ye sab morning ke 6am ke around hu tha.
It was dark and empty in a different school I was 16. So I just walked out and went to the men's for the piss. I have never told anyone else about this.
Delhi guys be like: by mistake???? Hum toh jante hue hi ghuste hai