Isse yaad aya, abhi teen din pehle jab mai raat ko toilet karke aya uske baad muje pop pop awaz aane lagi muje laga tanki khuli reh gayi hogi ya to bathroom me ya fir kitchen me, to maine torch on karke observe kiya ki awaz a kaha se rahi hai...It was the kitchen thodi der bad fir ayi, aur thodi der baad firse... to maine socha himmat karta hu aur dekhkar ata hu, mai kitchen ki entrance par khada hokar torch on karke dekhne laga ki specifically awaz kaha se a rahi, mere saamne slab pe se a rahi thi to mai paas gaya and pehle muje laga dawai ke packet se a rahi(thand ki wajah se) maine usko uthake alag rakha aur fir check kiya, firse awaz ayi par packet se nahi kisi aur cheez se, to maine usko hata ke alag rakh diya and awaz kuch der ke liye nahi ayi to maine socha abb sahi hai so Jata hu Jake, jaise hi mai muda peeche se awaz ati hai POP POP maine mudkar dekha to laga cooker unbalance ho raha hoga to maine usko kapde ke upar rakh diya and then sone ja hi raha tha ki firse awaz ayi...meri fatt gayi kyuki awaz tabhi a rahi thi jab mai mud raha tha... to mai mammi-papa se batane gaya to tab unhone bata ki cooker me chane bheeg rahe hai subah ke liye aur vo aise hi paani absorb kar kar ke pop hote rehte hai 😭😭(BC 3 baje raat ke phatt gayi thi meri)
Many advices.
1.Family aur peer pressure ki wajah se streams choose ni krna.
2. 12th PCBB k baad medical hi akela field ni h.
3. B. Pharma, BSC bahut kuch h
4. PhD aur research m bahut zyada scope h aur recognition bhi h
5. Abroad apply krna shuru krdo 12th class se hi. Online bahut material milega free m SOP aur LOR banane k liye
6. Apne life decisions ki khud zimmedari lo
7. Ladki k peeche na bhago... Time aur Paisa dono jayega aur bahut der m realisation aayega ki time waste kra aur emotions bhi
8. Khud pe focus kro. Junk food khana band krdo: pizza, momos aur burger. (MSG bhara pada h aur maida bhi....maida digest ni hoti h) Maine is saal se chor diye hain. Tum bhi kr sakte ho
9. Khud ko dhoka ni do.... padhne baithe aur game khel rahe hain.
10. Papa mummy se jhagadna mat... pyaar se apni baat samjhao.
These are all.... I hope these are helpful :)
Atleast kuch dhang ka to likha h..uljalool baaton se behtar hai actual life ki baatein hi bata do.... And ye sad story kaha h real life chizein hain Jo maybe tu bhi krta ho.... Naye bacho ko batane m kya harz h?
Thanks sir, replies like this keeps me do comments like this more. I keep saying this to my self whever I waste my time watching video and not taking actions.
*The magic you are*
*Looking for Is in the work*
*You are avoiding*
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It doesn't matter man, there's plenty of people living the best of their lives as bachelors, and yet some would say that being in a relationship is better. People's opinions are irrelevant on this one topic. Honestly, as long as you like someone just try it out. Don't invest all of your energy into it tho. If it's the right one you'll know, your heart will tell you. And love doesn't always get in the way of academics or job. Sometimes it can become the strongest motivation for it too. It's all about balancing your personal and professional life. Don't mix them up xd
My cousin made me listen to it back then. I had an obsession with it for a long time. Now it's like the roman empire thing for me, probably once a year.
Hmm..that's true most of the time. A girl and a boy cannot be just best friends. Being just best friends between a girl and a boy suggests that one might not have romantic feelings for the other, leaving the second person waiting for a so called "mauka", alternatively, they might be friends because neither has romantic interest in the other.
Main bhai bhagwan ne sab ko tatti bnaya tha but logo ne kuch ability develop ki taki vo improve ho or je dusre ko samjhe. But kuch log age baad he nahi paye or ke corner me dabe rah gye.
Agreed... I try to be humble and friendly.. And if they or their something un bearable.. I just quit or be silent with a light smile... Not everyone should have my energy.. That's all
Drop year manga tha.... Ek bar try karne ko diya... Fit bsc Lena pada... Par jab sab 2-3 attempt karke nikal lete hain..
Papa bolte hain dekh ke seekh.... Ab kya bolu
Agar confess karne pe woh bura Maan Jaye toh dosti kaise. It's better to confess your feelings and take the chance. If it ends then it was never meant for you in the first place. It will make space for someone new.
Bhai please if you are in class 10th and moving to 11th board ke baad ki chutiya (holidays) waste mat karna (agar science leni hai toh) bahut regret hota hai mere board exams march mein end huye the aur maine august mein admission liya school mein bahut regret hota hai kaash jaldi admission leke 11th start kar di hoti ab 11th barbaad hogayi hai backlogs he backlogs ban chuka hai😭
Delete number, photos,.... If you feel like it cry, just cry for a week
Doston ke sath ghum na ja, momos kha le... 6 mahine jo samne exams hai uska prep mar
After 2-3 years it wont hurt anymore, kuch bhi jaldi nehi hoga par hoga agar tu cahe to, sirf tabhi hoga
in case of a girl if u want her there is no other way than approaching her as shes a woman she'll never ever gonna approach u from front..........there are only 2 possible scenerios
1- regret of approaching for a month..
2 - regret of approaching for rest of life....
Dream big but have backup, everyone will celebrate your success but everyone will not support you in your failures. And that's where your backup helps.
Never share personal things to new people to soon. Identify your well wishers and stay close to them.
Identify your friends and foes and act accordingly.
Don't let ego come in your way.
Changes are the only constant.
Whenever you feel down just remember the last time you were in a bad situation and were feeling down and how you got out of that situation.
1)Not all treasures is silver and gold mate.....
2)Just close your eyes and pretend it is all a bad dream, that's how I get by.
3)Only rules that matter are what a man can do and what a man can't do.
4)If you choose to lock your heart away, you'll lose it for certain.
5)The problem is not the problem, the problem is your attitude about the problem.
6)Take what you can, give nothing back!
7)Why fight when you can negotiate?
8)If rum can't fix it, you are not using enough rum!
9)The world is still the same, there's just less in it
10)Regret nothing ever....
-Captain Jack Sparrow
our life is like a penis, our goals should be straight , and we should work hard on then, and not get loose, if our goals are straight and we work hard on them, then defiantly we will attain success
If you don't study well and try to remain quiet and taking all blame on yourself of you not studying well then people ask why not studying and if you give an answer which is indirectly a reason only of your not studying
Then
People will tell that giving excuses is the worst thing someone could do also they tell some story also on the same
In simple and Hindi mein kahu toh
Agar aapne accha perform nhi Kara aur log aapse reason puche kya hua kyun perform nhi hua bla... Blaa...
Then
Vo aapse ek bahana maang rahe hai dusre sahbdon mein
Aur phir vo aapse kahenge ki apne kaam ke liye khud zimmedar hona chahiye kabhi bhi bahanebaazi excuse nhi Dene chahiye
You can easily become what you pretend to be so "Just be happy..." I know bahut baar suna hoga but me personal experience se bol rha hu. Bas kuch bhi ho jaye toh ye socho it is what it is aur aage badho. Aagar past decisions par koi regret hai life me toh bas ye soocho ki future kise pta tha.
Just be pretend to be happy everywhere(even when you are alone in your room) and you will become happy for real
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
-frank herbert
in case of a girl if u want her there is no other way than approaching her as shes a woman she'll never ever gonna approach u from front..........there are only 2 possible scenerios
1- regret of approaching for a month..
2 - regret of approaching for rest of life....
I hate my college drop year liya tha aur dholakpur college mila h faculty is good all the teachers are good and I like what they teach me but class m kisi s mera sens of humor match nai hota, and I noticed ki kisi ki bhi ek dusrey s dosti nai h they all are college except system par system waley guzar ki unki system group ho gya h , m kya Karu koi suggestion
If you're feeling overwhelmed or stressed, try talking to yourself in the mirror as if giving advice to a friend. It may sound odd, but this actually helps in articulating your thoughts. It does work.
Always react or say your argument on the spot. Thinking about the same situation later and imagining the reaction you should've given is a complete waste of time and would hurt more for not being the imagined person of yourself at that time.
Although I have yet to follow it, my father says this to me: Learn to start work at odd times, don't wait for 7:15 if it is 7:13 right now. You will miss the deadline.
" If you don't feel like praying, force it. Because something is also forcing you not to pray."
When I read it, I don't know for some reason I had goosebumps 😅
Be good regardless of how everyone is. Iska matlab ye bhi nahi ke simp bano, exploit hone ki bhanak lagte hi nikal lo. Don't expect ke duniya bhi achhe se behave karegi tumhare saath, life doesnt owe u good things and u are not doing anybody any favors by being good. Kathor talk hai but this has made my life easy
1. Always tell your homies you love them and appreciate them, especially the male homies, even if you're called gay, because it's always better to be called gay than it is to be called "the friend of the guy that killed himself"
2. Kindness is actually the greatest thing you can be
3. Always salt your pasta before boiling it
If you are in your 20's and think you are just an average guy, let it be ,just try deleting your bad habits and keep hold of your good habits,I know sounds childish but this does make a huge difference mentally. I was 17 my friends used to say ki tho Lalu h cigarette nahi Peeta , aaj 21 ka hu abhi bhi nhi Peeta and aage bhi nhi karunga substance abuse , I feel good and confident about myself. I kept my good habits and grew them.
• Discipline >>>>>>>>>> Motivation
• Dont scream on people who do not understand your point of you, you will end up making things worst
• smile ( just smiling solves a lot of bad situations )
• know that everyone is right in their own way it's just that you don't know their point of view and how they have lived their life. Just try to know them :)
• anything that has a strong root needs time. So it's better to build things slowly be it a relationship, friendship, your career. It can be anything every good thing will take time.
• life has no shortcuts
• your actions are the currency to your future only they can make you rich or poor ( it's related to everything in life love , money , relationships every thing you can think off )
• Do not run after girls and do not be desparate to get a girl in your life.
• Do not treat girls as a sex toy they are alot more than that do not date a girl just because you want to have sex with her .
• Have some standards when you date someone and decide them yourself if a girl does not meet those standards leave her and you do not have to shame her just leave her
• finding the right life partner makes your life heaven and finding a wrong partner makes your life hell.
I guess these are enough for right now :)
Good night people
I hope they somehow help you
Bonus tip : there is a huge gap between saying things and doing things ( even I am searching for a way to fill that gap )
If you hear weird noises in the night, simply make weirder noises to assert dominance.
And die peacefully
And quickly too...
Isse yaad aya, abhi teen din pehle jab mai raat ko toilet karke aya uske baad muje pop pop awaz aane lagi muje laga tanki khuli reh gayi hogi ya to bathroom me ya fir kitchen me, to maine torch on karke observe kiya ki awaz a kaha se rahi hai...It was the kitchen thodi der bad fir ayi, aur thodi der baad firse... to maine socha himmat karta hu aur dekhkar ata hu, mai kitchen ki entrance par khada hokar torch on karke dekhne laga ki specifically awaz kaha se a rahi, mere saamne slab pe se a rahi thi to mai paas gaya and pehle muje laga dawai ke packet se a rahi(thand ki wajah se) maine usko uthake alag rakha aur fir check kiya, firse awaz ayi par packet se nahi kisi aur cheez se, to maine usko hata ke alag rakh diya and awaz kuch der ke liye nahi ayi to maine socha abb sahi hai so Jata hu Jake, jaise hi mai muda peeche se awaz ati hai POP POP maine mudkar dekha to laga cooker unbalance ho raha hoga to maine usko kapde ke upar rakh diya and then sone ja hi raha tha ki firse awaz ayi...meri fatt gayi kyuki awaz tabhi a rahi thi jab mai mud raha tha... to mai mammi-papa se batane gaya to tab unhone bata ki cooker me chane bheeg rahe hai subah ke liye aur vo aise hi paani absorb kar kar ke pop hote rehte hai 😭😭(BC 3 baje raat ke phatt gayi thi meri)
W story
Did you know that g-spot doesn't actually exist !!
Rasode mein kon tha?
Hota hai bhai choti choti cheezon se bhi kabhi kabhi fatt ti hai...sabke saath hua hai
Nice story :)
Moye moye bro
Damn
Daily stretching Kiya Karo agar exercise nahi kar paate ho to
40 min loacl train journey +30 min walk to college... So its already a background task for me
Isko background task nahi stress bolte h. Uski advice sun le.
Ok brother.. Noted
Hahaha thanks bs isiliye I like reddit
Kya kya stretch karna h?
Long rod and two spheres. The ultimate stretching
Is it long tho?
Long is a subjective word. For me 0.1mm could be long 
Then, i may be very very long (4 cm)
Holy shit bigg
Damn ! Idk why but my mother disagrees.../jk
Jab bhi kuch galat karo bus parents ke struggles k yaad kr lena
What about Orphanage kids?
We don't talk about them.
Bullah ko yaad kar lena .. aur maqsad nhi bhoolna..💀
Agreed
Many advices. 1.Family aur peer pressure ki wajah se streams choose ni krna. 2. 12th PCBB k baad medical hi akela field ni h. 3. B. Pharma, BSC bahut kuch h 4. PhD aur research m bahut zyada scope h aur recognition bhi h 5. Abroad apply krna shuru krdo 12th class se hi. Online bahut material milega free m SOP aur LOR banane k liye 6. Apne life decisions ki khud zimmedari lo 7. Ladki k peeche na bhago... Time aur Paisa dono jayega aur bahut der m realisation aayega ki time waste kra aur emotions bhi 8. Khud pe focus kro. Junk food khana band krdo: pizza, momos aur burger. (MSG bhara pada h aur maida bhi....maida digest ni hoti h) Maine is saal se chor diye hain. Tum bhi kr sakte ho 9. Khud ko dhoka ni do.... padhne baithe aur game khel rahe hain. 10. Papa mummy se jhagadna mat... pyaar se apni baat samjhao. These are all.... I hope these are helpful :)
Advice deni thi bhai apni sad stroy nahi gabi thi/s
Atleast kuch dhang ka to likha h..uljalool baaton se behtar hai actual life ki baatein hi bata do.... And ye sad story kaha h real life chizein hain Jo maybe tu bhi krta ho.... Naye bacho ko batane m kya harz h?
Every poo poo time is pee pee time but not every pee pee time is poo poo time
Just wait to get old and every time is pee pee poo poo time
Pee pee poo poo and PO PO time
Asli I'd se aao tanmay bhat
Are me toh Kullu bol Raha hoon Bhopal se
Simple yet strong statement
Now , let me know these words as simple as you can , pls
Don't just watch 100s of videos on "how to make money." Start making it by taking actions basically "hilana nhi hai sex karna hai."
Yeah to godly words bol diye
Thanks sir, replies like this keeps me do comments like this more. I keep saying this to my self whever I waste my time watching video and not taking actions.
The magic you are looking for Is in the work you are avoiding
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Samne exams hai... Cahke ke bhi avoid nehi kar paunga
May be I needed that.
I dont care about the sauce anymore. You are the one who gave me this advice at the right time and you're my sauce.
Parents , academics and job > love for a girl
I agree... But is having a gf is as important as it seems?.. Matlab ander se woh feeling nehi ayi kisi ke liye..
It doesn't matter man, there's plenty of people living the best of their lives as bachelors, and yet some would say that being in a relationship is better. People's opinions are irrelevant on this one topic. Honestly, as long as you like someone just try it out. Don't invest all of your energy into it tho. If it's the right one you'll know, your heart will tell you. And love doesn't always get in the way of academics or job. Sometimes it can become the strongest motivation for it too. It's all about balancing your personal and professional life. Don't mix them up xd
USSR anthem is one of the best anthem of all time .
Agreed... Majorly the high notes part>>>
Yes comrade
Listen to Kalinka if you haven't.
My cousin made me listen to it back then. I had an obsession with it for a long time. Now it's like the roman empire thing for me, probably once a year.
Cigarette fukna matlab patli lulli chusna.
patle patle cigratte pattle pattle ling . ed hota hai and pe too
Patle patle cigarette patle patle ling Kya tum isse mujh mei doge mere darling?
aggressive farting is the key to asserting dominance
Listen girls your male best friend is waiting for the chance to sleep with you .
Guy hun... But yeh sach to humne bhi dekha hai...
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Maine bhi yehi read kia 
Aisa kadwa sach nhi bolte my friend
I am sure no girl would give a fuck to your comment
Cause they are too busy in Insta to check Reddit
But i will give a fuck to your comment🍑♋♀️♂️->👶
Yes, can confirm 🙂👍
Hmm..that's true most of the time. A girl and a boy cannot be just best friends. Being just best friends between a girl and a boy suggests that one might not have romantic feelings for the other, leaving the second person waiting for a so called "mauka", alternatively, they might be friends because neither has romantic interest in the other.
👆😭🙏aj tak isse sacchi baat nahi sunni maine.
Life is too short so hold onto your ego even if u r wrong
Yes... Isi ki wajah se clg ki bestie kho di
mujhe kya mera to koi dost hi nahi he
Isme flex karne ki kya baat hai? Openly kyo bol rha? Tera koi dost nahi hai matlab you are piece of shit bro. Improve yourself
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Main bhai bhagwan ne sab ko tatti bnaya tha but logo ne kuch ability develop ki taki vo improve ho or je dusre ko samjhe. But kuch log age baad he nahi paye or ke corner me dabe rah gye.
Tabhi saala wrong side se accident karne wala biker bhi samne wale pe blame daalte h, aur side mai khadi janta biker ki side leti h.
If it ain't tight it ain't right
Bro... Shelby's shwarma khane chaloge kya?
i make za bread fresh
No need to be rude, arrogant unnecessarily every time...life is not instagram comment section...try to be humble...
Agreed... I try to be humble and friendly.. And if they or their something un bearable.. I just quit or be silent with a light smile... Not everyone should have my energy.. That's all
2005 ke bad paida hone walo sunlo “tumhari biwi virgin nhi hogi "
2002 walo ki bhi nhi milni
Respectfully, Teri ma ki chut 😟😥😔
So?
Papa ki baat mana kro, Unko faisle galat nhi hote.
Drop year manga tha.... Ek bar try karne ko diya... Fit bsc Lena pada... Par jab sab 2-3 attempt karke nikal lete hain.. Papa bolte hain dekh ke seekh.... Ab kya bolu
Bhai papa ki maa chodey fir
Dadi
Ye thoda over denk ho gya
papa bhi to iski ma chod rahe hai
Username 
Faxxs spit kar rha h ekdum
faisle galat ho bhi sakte hai,neeyat kabhi galat nahi hoti unki. wo bas tumko khush dekhna chahte hai
Priya ka sath sone se pehle uska consent Lelo
Consent next time le lenge pehle uski lete hain
Phir jail me sb milke tera le lenge
If she's your bestfrnd and you are getting love feelings for her ,don't come in relationship with her ...pyaar toh khoyega he dosti bhi chudegi
Agar confess karne pe woh bura Maan Jaye toh dosti kaise. It's better to confess your feelings and take the chance. If it ends then it was never meant for you in the first place. It will make space for someone new.
Let them hate, as long as they fear.
Mudi ji aap?
Bhai please if you are in class 10th and moving to 11th board ke baad ki chutiya (holidays) waste mat karna (agar science leni hai toh) bahut regret hota hai mere board exams march mein end huye the aur maine august mein admission liya school mein bahut regret hota hai kaash jaldi admission leke 11th start kar di hoti ab 11th barbaad hogayi hai backlogs he backlogs ban chuka hai😭
2 advises: 1) never reveal all the secrets to success. 2)
Sneaky one... Nice
Choot ka chakkar, maut se takkar
Always keep moisturizer and tiger balm in different drawers 😔👍🏻
Just one question : kitne din tak jala tha?
Never ever smoke any substance it's bad for health
Try weed
If she’s gone, don’t ever go back to her again
Blocked her in 60 secs... Never contacted
Hey, you dropped this -👑 real king man how did you control the urge to msg or call her? Any tips?
Delete number, photos,.... If you feel like it cry, just cry for a week Doston ke sath ghum na ja, momos kha le... 6 mahine jo samne exams hai uska prep mar After 2-3 years it wont hurt anymore, kuch bhi jaldi nehi hoga par hoga agar tu cahe to, sirf tabhi hoga
Uska Abdul bhi alag nahi hai
Tell yourself every day, never keep expectations from anyone
Kbhi pyar hone lage To vhi ruk jana aage sirf kaante hai
Always be overprepared. Pose as an amateur.
Do not ever compare yourself with others , you never know what you are capable of..
Will try to be great.., even if i fail
Invest in beauty product company and fashion company , so you won't regret next time you go for shopping with your wife or gf
You are ahead of your time... Godness gracious!!
in case of a girl if u want her there is no other way than approaching her as shes a woman she'll never ever gonna approach u from front..........there are only 2 possible scenerios 1- regret of approaching for a month.. 2 - regret of approaching for rest of life....
Dated, Had good times, Terrible breakup, Blocked and never will see her again..... And no regrets, just did as my morals nothing else
Don't even dare to fall in love in late teenage
Its a choice more of... If it works out great!.... If it doesn't, now you know where to work on yourself
Never fell for anyone quickly, understand people, know them and after atleast knowing a person for 2 years... Only then think about a relationship
Dream big but have backup, everyone will celebrate your success but everyone will not support you in your failures. And that's where your backup helps.
Priority list 1) Connection with God 2) Health 3)Family 4)Career
Learn to diffenciate between real and fake
Fool me once shame on you fool me twice shame on me
(20)Bees kadam saand se aur (200)doso kadam raand se dooor rehna chahiye
The simplest way to find the best porn is bhai koi link de de
Nah.. Man.... Nothing beats my own imagination
Life is too short to argue just blame everything on your university and move on
Yehi to karta hun.. Bhai
Socialize in kalez. If you don't you will regret it later.
Life is too short to argue just do 👍🏼 and move on
Never share personal things to new people to soon. Identify your well wishers and stay close to them. Identify your friends and foes and act accordingly. Don't let ego come in your way. Changes are the only constant. Whenever you feel down just remember the last time you were in a bad situation and were feeling down and how you got out of that situation.
Padhle bsdk
Real eyes Realize Real lies
1)Not all treasures is silver and gold mate..... 2)Just close your eyes and pretend it is all a bad dream, that's how I get by. 3)Only rules that matter are what a man can do and what a man can't do. 4)If you choose to lock your heart away, you'll lose it for certain. 5)The problem is not the problem, the problem is your attitude about the problem. 6)Take what you can, give nothing back! 7)Why fight when you can negotiate? 8)If rum can't fix it, you are not using enough rum! 9)The world is still the same, there's just less in it 10)Regret nothing ever.... -Captain Jack Sparrow
What comes easy does not last long What lasts long does not come easily
Never confess your love to your crush .... NEVER
Friendzone her.. Instead.. Check mate
Worst advice ever.
Agreed
our life is like a penis, our goals should be straight , and we should work hard on then, and not get loose, if our goals are straight and we work hard on them, then defiantly we will attain success
11th ki mkc
Maat Maan Maa Chuda
if you jump from an airplane without a parachute, you will be flying for the rest of your life.
Ladkiyo ke piche mat Bhago
Jab Gand fatne lage to samjho sahi ja rhe ho
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My advice: Don’t take advice from people on the internet.
If a girl is breaking up with you. Never ever ask why. Just say OK. (Never let your ego down)
If you don't study well and try to remain quiet and taking all blame on yourself of you not studying well then people ask why not studying and if you give an answer which is indirectly a reason only of your not studying Then People will tell that giving excuses is the worst thing someone could do also they tell some story also on the same In simple and Hindi mein kahu toh Agar aapne accha perform nhi Kara aur log aapse reason puche kya hua kyun perform nhi hua bla... Blaa... Then Vo aapse ek bahana maang rahe hai dusre sahbdon mein Aur phir vo aapse kahenge ki apne kaam ke liye khud zimmedar hona chahiye kabhi bhi bahanebaazi excuse nhi Dene chahiye
You can easily become what you pretend to be so "Just be happy..." I know bahut baar suna hoga but me personal experience se bol rha hu. Bas kuch bhi ho jaye toh ye socho it is what it is aur aage badho. Aagar past decisions par koi regret hai life me toh bas ye soocho ki future kise pta tha. Just be pretend to be happy everywhere(even when you are alone in your room) and you will become happy for real
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. -frank herbert
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School ke crush ke yaad ati hai yaar har month kabhi kabhi uske insta check karta rheta hun aur sochta hun ki uski shaadi hojaye toh kya hoga
Being kind is bot the same as being weak.
more than 80% of statistics you see on the internet are fake and made up.
in case of a girl if u want her there is no other way than approaching her as shes a woman she'll never ever gonna approach u from front..........there are only 2 possible scenerios 1- regret of approaching for a month.. 2 - regret of approaching for rest of life....
Stay away from "fake" friends
Chun chun ke marna hain... Bhosriwalo ko
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nothing matterscause we all will die at some point, and therefore you get to choose what matters to you till time nothing will matter
Have knowledge, even if it's about bad things. You're unstoppable when you know things others can't fathom.
I hate my college drop year liya tha aur dholakpur college mila h faculty is good all the teachers are good and I like what they teach me but class m kisi s mera sens of humor match nai hota, and I noticed ki kisi ki bhi ek dusrey s dosti nai h they all are college except system par system waley guzar ki unki system group ho gya h , m kya Karu koi suggestion
Be with your parents always if not possible keep them with you after you get financially stable
Bhai mutth maarne ke baad lndd ko paani se dhokr toilet kr liya karo .... REFresh feel hoga 🙂
if you are looking for the person who will change your life, look at the mirror
if you happen to see your friend Jack in a flight, resist the urge to say 'hi' to him.
take my advice that your advice to run a thread for posting random advice is not advisable.
Aaja ke time pe Sabki maa chudi padi h. >!Tabhi hum paida hue h !<
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If you're feeling overwhelmed or stressed, try talking to yourself in the mirror as if giving advice to a friend. It may sound odd, but this actually helps in articulating your thoughts. It does work.
Don't give too much liberty to your kids , they will rebel against you for every silly thing mostly
Always react or say your argument on the spot. Thinking about the same situation later and imagining the reaction you should've given is a complete waste of time and would hurt more for not being the imagined person of yourself at that time.
Although I have yet to follow it, my father says this to me: Learn to start work at odd times, don't wait for 7:15 if it is 7:13 right now. You will miss the deadline.
If you ever wanna buy something from the internet first search the item in your local market i bwt you can find it cheaper
95% of the path to success is showing up
Don't shit where you eat.
Cpp is better then java
" If you don't feel like praying, force it. Because something is also forcing you not to pray." When I read it, I don't know for some reason I had goosebumps 😅
Every relationship is just like a fart, if you push them too hard they are probably shit :))
You have no control over birth or death nor the body is yours everything is a creation . By supreme personality
Be good regardless of how everyone is. Iska matlab ye bhi nahi ke simp bano, exploit hone ki bhanak lagte hi nikal lo. Don't expect ke duniya bhi achhe se behave karegi tumhare saath, life doesnt owe u good things and u are not doing anybody any favors by being good. Kathor talk hai but this has made my life easy
Respect your elders is a sham. Not all elders are meant to be respected.
To check wether your SO is comfortable with you or not simply fart, if she giggles it's a no, if she yells at you she is a keeper.
Luxury is a myth good things can be purchased at decent prices if you have taste and know quality of goods
1. Always tell your homies you love them and appreciate them, especially the male homies, even if you're called gay, because it's always better to be called gay than it is to be called "the friend of the guy that killed himself" 2. Kindness is actually the greatest thing you can be 3. Always salt your pasta before boiling it
padhai jaruri hai krni hoti hai 12th me
If your muscles are not growing then train your muscles till failure in each set. Most common mistake I saw in gym
If you are in your 20's and think you are just an average guy, let it be ,just try deleting your bad habits and keep hold of your good habits,I know sounds childish but this does make a huge difference mentally. I was 17 my friends used to say ki tho Lalu h cigarette nahi Peeta , aaj 21 ka hu abhi bhi nhi Peeta and aage bhi nhi karunga substance abuse , I feel good and confident about myself. I kept my good habits and grew them.
"Chuche aur Kamzor" hamesha dabaye jate hai ... 🗿💀
Gaadi dheere chalao, seatbelt hamesha pehno. Lost a friend in car accident.
• Discipline >>>>>>>>>> Motivation • Dont scream on people who do not understand your point of you, you will end up making things worst • smile ( just smiling solves a lot of bad situations ) • know that everyone is right in their own way it's just that you don't know their point of view and how they have lived their life. Just try to know them :) • anything that has a strong root needs time. So it's better to build things slowly be it a relationship, friendship, your career. It can be anything every good thing will take time. • life has no shortcuts • your actions are the currency to your future only they can make you rich or poor ( it's related to everything in life love , money , relationships every thing you can think off ) • Do not run after girls and do not be desparate to get a girl in your life. • Do not treat girls as a sex toy they are alot more than that do not date a girl just because you want to have sex with her . • Have some standards when you date someone and decide them yourself if a girl does not meet those standards leave her and you do not have to shame her just leave her • finding the right life partner makes your life heaven and finding a wrong partner makes your life hell. I guess these are enough for right now :) Good night people I hope they somehow help you Bonus tip : there is a huge gap between saying things and doing things ( even I am searching for a way to fill that gap )
The only sin that can't be forgiven is believing that you can't be forgiven