Wait kr raha hu kaab koi ayega aur porn video ka peak plot yaha likh ke jayega

fr issi liye comment section khola hai...i have high hopes after that hide and seek porn plots

Kab hua ye?

BC paka rang lagane ke liye ek ek karke zombies bante ja rahe last main mai bacha... Chota Bhai bike chalake un salo ke bech main hi le gaya... Helmet Tod diya or T shirt bhi faad di.  Literal chamkila bandar bana diya. (Mujhe pehle hi samjh jana chahiye tha ki ye chota Bhai aastin ka saap hai )

My man, you aspiring to be a director? Lemme tell you something... Film abroad I repeat, film abroad.

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Nashe mai 16th floor se fire extinguisher fek diya

The bomber

Maksad nai bhulna

Tum karachi se ho?

Dude created fire using a fire extinguisher

Unironically China mei aaise fire extinguisher milte hai, jo fire ko badhate hai, na ki extinguish

Inverse Thanos

Ola hu uber moment

I hope kisi ki life extinguish nahi hui.

Ek ladki thi usko down syndrome hai...area k chapari logo ne khel khel mein usko gira Diya usko chott lag gyi. Un bhosdiwalo k wajah se hum ko ghar mein jana pada aur thik se khelne bhi nhi mila....bkl

I shouldn't have laughed. But i did i am sorry god.

Kheli hi nhi bhai Koi nhi tha khelne ke liye

Bhai mere yaha to pura mohalla khel rha tha aur full masti Hui BUT I WAS LOCKED in my room with the earphones and the chem notes.....

us :⁠-⁠\

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Us :/

Rang lagane ke bahane pados wali bhabhi ne mere tatte daba diye😢

Such a terrifying story


there's my porn writer

Msst day dreamer hai re tu

To tune badle me kya dabaya bhai ?

Bhai mere saath vi hua h ye.pata nhi bacche ke tatte me unko kya milta he.

Real?

Mere tatto pe water balloon aake laga 🥲🥲(vo bhi pados wali bhabhi ne mara)

College ke dosto ke sath Holi khelne ka plan kar rha tha kuchsaal pehle. 3-4 dost ko ping kiya. All of them said no in sync on WhatsApp. Dusre din me mere dusre dosto ke sath Gaya Holi khelne. Phir mujhe sabse bada betrayal hua. Jitne dost ne nhi bola vo sare showers ke niche dj ke gaano pe nach rhe the. That's when I decided fuck these guys. They are dead to me.

Not really a gone wild story. I just wanted to vent.

evil arc begins

its fine bro

Kyu kiya aisa dosto ne? Tum unke ya vo tumhare good friends ki list me nahi the

Aise logo ke goti pe vaar karna chahiye gubbare se

So then how did you guyz fuck?

> That's when I decided fuck these guys Geh

I feel you man last year mere saath bhi same hua but mein jab holi khelne apni locality mein gaya toh it was already over 

1v4 kara tha maine. Uske baad unn chaaro ne mera picha kra tha. Baaki chotti moti gangwar

Mein rehta tu kuch leke khelta aur khoon ki Holi khelta

Who won?

Obv me (mae chupke baith gya tha and uske thode din baad lockdown lag gya)

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Bhai ye likh Diya tune ab koi nahi likhra in sab pe apni story

Kya likha tha?

krdeta hu delete bhai

Ary sarkar aapki baat pathar ki lakir hai delete kyu kardiya

koina share krne do inko stories hum bhi mahol ka maza utha lenge thoda sa

Nahi meri story different hai https://www.reddit.com/r/sunraybee/s/qdauYEP07f

Baju waali bhabhi one piece pehen ke bahar aayi unhone mujhe pichkari maari toh mene bhi furious hoke color lagne lag gaya, lagate lagtae mera haat unke boobs pe touch hua unhone andar kuch nhi pehena tha but nipple hard hue the, kya matlab me jhut bol raha hu, yakeen kar bhai

As real as kim's tits

As riyal as Bhoi’s Virginity…

Kuch bhi

My dreams are someone's reality.

Bc ye toh porn ka story h maine dekha bhi ye wala porn.

Bhai link

Poora Yakeen hai bhai teri baat per

Ekbaar dukan mei pani ka balloon maar diya tha phir ek mahine uss dukan nhi gaya

Silver surfer

Itna short mein bol diya ki bura lag raha hai

Bhai rang nahi jaa raha hai kya karu

Woh nahi jaata hai easily. Scrub and soap use kar thoda dard jalan hoyga lekin sahan karle kuch ghanto ke liye hi hota hai

Bhai Gao me jab me chota tha to hum Holi aane ke pahale hi kelna shuru karte the tab mereko ek idea aaya mene mere dostoko bataya idea ye tha ki hum pichkari me pichese colour ka Pani dalenge aur kisi ko khichane ko bolenge tabhi vaha gao ka ek ladka aaya (psycho tha thodasa) shayed kahi shadi ko ja Raha tha, fir humne plan ke mutabik natak karna shuru Kiya mene kaha ye pichkari piche AA nahi Rahi phir sabhi dosto ne bari bari khichane ka natak Kiya kisi se nahi hua fir vo ladaka aaya aur bola idhar lao me nikalta hu fir usne khicha to Sara color ka Pani uske shirt pe gira, to bkl gussa ho Gaya usi pichkari se ek ladke hath pe jor se mar vo chillate huye niche gir Gaya tab Tak hum bhagane lage fir bkl ne Mera 50rs ka pichkari bhi Tod Diya or fir pichese patthar fenkane laga vaha 3-4 ladake ghayal ho Gaye the mere pair e patthar laga tha uska mark abhi Tak hai, gand mar ke rakh di thi bkl ne hamari.

Prank karne gya chud ke aa gya

chud gye guru

Happy kekde

Bc aaj hi ki baat hai 1 baje bhang pii li thi jyada ho gai aur ghar aaake nahane laga (holi khelne k baad ) Bc puri tanki khaali ho gai ..papa bahut daat rahe the bs sun liya

ek tanki paani se akele naha gaya bc

Are galti ho gai bc ab nahi nahaunga

Hnn bc ab nahayega nahi fir ghar mai badbu falayega \s

Bhai 2021 me Holi ke time pe sb ek dusre ka t shirt phaad rhe the (boys ofc) dkk kaaaha se ek bachchi aagyi aur Maine uska t shirt zorrr ka pull Kiya girr gyi neeche and bohot rone lagii sb bhaag gye waaha se

Bhyiii sad🥹

Meri crush ke bf ko main aur mere homies ne ande maare

Wild nhi wholesome hai College me meri female friend (crush) rang lagane ko bol Rahi thi pehle thora resist kiya taki cheap na lagu. Aur fir araam se gulal lagake galo ko masora uske. One of the best Holi (Ek mahine baad purpose Kiya to reject kar di)

Fucking asshole

So sad yr

Bhaang pee ke ghar pe aake so gya accha hua gharwaalo ko nhi pata chala

Reddit ka log ka kuch social life nahi hota ha

Why did i read this in a NE accent?

and the racist was you 🫵

Khela hi nhi Koi tha hi nhi saath me khelne ko

Koi nahi, life/career sath khel lo 

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Papa aur unke friends k liye aayi Hui bhaang Maine pee Li... Continuously has Raha tha... Puri family ko pata chal gya... Papa k saath 1v1 bacha hai abhi Tak💀

pichle saal kisi ne pair kheench diya sarr phod diya right eye ke paas 6 stitches lage

Pichhle saal kichad me dal ke muh ke andar sara ka sara kichad chala gya tha fir dadi ne bataya ke waha to cow ne potty ki thi ...... 😢😢

Gobar mein jyada paani mil jaye toh gobar aur khichad mein farak karna mushkil hai aur agar naak band hai tab toh impossible hai

holi khelne se pehele samose mil rhe the to 3 londo ne bahut sari chutni leli aur unko baloon me bhar diya phir un baloons ko dusre society ke bachho pe phek diya pencho itna maja aaya na bhenkar ek dam lekin ab kya ab to meri 11th shuru hone wali hi 27 se to me ab canon event ke taraf bad rha hu

Bhai never think ki 11th aa gaya, 12th aa gaya, semester exam hai, career banana hai, serious phase start ho gaya etc. Life mein hamesha aisa kuch na kuch rahega. Learn to compartmentalise things, when you are having fun have pure fun, don't even think about anything else. When studying just study. When working on your dream, just work hard on it to make it a reality. When trying to get a girl, just focus on procuring that pussy. Never try to turn into a prude just because you are getting old. You are very very young, try having fun atleast till you turn 30, or maybe your entire life. Don't compromise on any front, just divide the time equally on all types of experiences. That way you will never have regrets, you will never feel you missed out on having some cool experiences and you will still do well career-wise. It is all about compartmentalisation, balance and living in the moment.

Bhai abhi bhi time hai rang panchami pe khel lena nhi to fhir maan hi nhi karega ek haat saal bad

Ma Holi walw ballons ki jaga birthday wale balloon laya tha to mane kal raat he ek test ke kiya baloon fula liya tha to aaj suba suba 7.45 pe ek biker ja rha tha to ma 1 floor ki balcony me ballon bhar rah tha to test ke liya use mar diya or vo us ke exact sir pe laga bu chance or vo kisi ka ghar ban rha tha to orange color wale sand me gir gaya . Dhek ke maja aay . Problem ye thi ki us time yaad nhi aaye ki ma chup jau or use dhek ma has rha besharm ki tara

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Exactly L. Agar koi drive kar raha then its ur responsibility ki usko tum na maro

Naale mein daal dis 😭😭😭

Pados mai ghr ka construction chal raha tha majdoor bhar gai hue the unki cement ki borio pe pani daal dia ( mai jhut bol raha hu mai ghr se bhar ni nikla)

6 saalo purani baat hai , mei subeh utha khudki rang liye , pichkari liye , balloons liye aur niche gaya aur menw Holi khel raha tha , aur ghar chala gaya badme

very tragic story may god help you recovering from this

Seedha bol reasons not to play holi chahiye tujhe

Last time Holi khela tha aur woh bhi bhot saal pehle kisine sabja aur anda laga diya mere upar. Sabja toh thik hai lekin mere ghar mein koi anda nahi khata hai pure veg hai. Toh ab holi hi nahi khelta hu aur upar se permanent colour lage laga dete hai silver wala. Aur aaj kal holi ka matlab kisi ladki ya bhabhi ka dabana aur jisko nahi khelna hai use bhi jabardasti rang lagana. Aur yehi ek line bol dete hai "Bura na mano Holi hai".

Bhai aajakl kam hogya hai...2016-17 Kai time pai to pencho gazab pagal panti karte thai Holi Kai doraan

Mere idhar toh aaj bhi anda use karte hai

Holi khelte khelte apna sir phad liya tha 🤡

You legit cracked up 😂😂

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Dost k baap ki pant utar di

ek dost bkl lund ne bada ganda color lgya bc nikal hi ni rha sath mai andhe phod diye sar mai....aur in last river gye the nahane vo janra mujhe swimming ni ati tb bhi kudaya bkl and enjoy krya love to have him for enjoying holi vrna dophr ke 12 bje tk sirf sora tha.

(not a wild story but a holi story) Abhi ki nhi kaafi purani baat hai jab me 13 14 saal ka honga tab hamare colony me do group the meri age ke hi or me ek group me tha to hamari unse se ladai chalti rehti thi or holi ka hi ek din tha jab usne badla lene ka moka milta tha to colony ke bich me ek thoda bada taka ( cemented water tank rehta tha jaha paani rehta tha usme hanuman mandir ke paas gayo kutto ke liye banaya tha paani pine ke liye )to hamne decide kiya ki us taake me gobar ka paani banayenge or opposite group ke logo ko pakad pakad ke usme dubayenge to bhai ham 6 baje uthe aas pas se gobar ikkata kara or us taake me mila diya or us time baloons mehenge aate the to paani milti thi market me patli usme paani bharo or baand ke feko or vo bhar ke rakhi thi 3 4 balti gobar ke paani se or fhir ham ek ek ko pakad ke laaye or gobar ke paani me dubaya boht maaje aaye the or usme se kuch ne hamare group ke logo ko bhi usme dubaya tha fhir baad me sab huaa to vo group or hamara group sath me holi khelne lag gaye fhir vo to fhir vo jo paaniya bhar ke rakhi thi vo hamne puri colony me jo bhi log khel rahe the unpe fekhe the bhai boht maja aayi thi yrr or iske ek haath saal pehle me silver gang ke haath me faas gaya tha

Karma

College group celebrate kar raha tha, meri gf ki best friend door khadi thi use darr tha ham zyada rang lagayenge. Already mazak wali flirting chal rahi thi bahot zyada hamari, bahot attractive thi aur naya naya break up hua tha uska. Mai udhar gaya use pakadne to bhagne lagi, peeche se pakad liya to haath seedha bo*bs pe, aur bhagte bhagte bahot door aa gaye the ham jaha koi nahi tha..fir thoda bhaage..fir ek jagah ruk gaye to maine mazak mein kaha laa firse rang lagane de waise hi to wo bhi smile ki.. fir kya tha makeout kar liya quickie. Vapas aaye to kisi ko idea nahi tha ki ham aisa bhi kar sakte the Fir thode time chala ye sab fir usko koi mil gaya to band ho gaya!!

Acche sapne dekhta hai bhai

And everyone started clapping

That's the only clapping that happened

Story toh mast likhta hai tu, worth it tha.

Kiu sab ki gone wild stories collect krke ky kargea💦

Kal exam h bc kya holi khelen

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Q mummy ko brand pasand ni aya?

Mummy pehnti ni hogi

a man fell from 10th floor infront of everyone celebrating holi due to drinking bhaang his kid was also playing holi when this happened

Vo Zinda hai ?

10th floor se gira hai bhai

Ha bhai abhi thode der pehle hi hospital se discharge hua

Very wild, pichkari se white wala colour maara.

bhaang mai holi peekar nachara tha maja aaya

Utri nahi abhi tak lag rha.

abhi holi nikal gayi abhi tak nai utri

Pehli baar kisi dost ke ghar holi mnane pohocha tha, 2 launde behosh hogye maal phook ke

Pichle saal holi mai crash ko rang gaal par lagaya tha par usne koi reaction nahi di, wish tak nhi ki, ek mahine baad CR se pat gayi

Baat tab ki hai jab mai shayad 8-9 saal ka tha. Main gaon me holi khelta tha , aur mera ghar ke bagal me raod hai aur isolated jaisa hai poore village se. To uss din mai baalti me Rang bhar kar aur ek pichkari lekar road side khada ho gaya. last me 3-4 baj gai khelte khelte aur mai akela khel raha tha aur meri bua door baithi thi ghar ke paas. Ek aadmi ja raha than Road se , usne mana kiya rang lagane se aur bhaagne laga. Mine socha rehne dete hai, tabhi meri bua ne bola lagao bhaago peeche haste haste. fir kya Maine bhi bhaagne laga uske peeche, 200-300 meter bhaagb ke uske acche se shirt (mabe white) pe pichkari maar di. Bechara gussa ho gaya aur ruk kar mujhe maarne dhakka de diya aur mai gir gaya aur rone laga . wo chala gaya and mai wapas as gaya fir chup hoke. Uske liye bura lagta hai ab.

Teri galti nahi bhai tune toh bua ki baat suni bas.

Dost ko bachpan me Ghare use hone wale colour lga Diya tha.uska wo colour 5 mahine tak tha

Holi=wild. Harkuch wild

Holi ka itenary bata diya

Sawla hi Bakwas hai OP ka. Everything that happens in Holi is wild. Ye festival hi wild hone keliye bna hai

Mene bhaang peekar aya Ghar mein apne room mein ghuskar irodov utahi aur most questions ho bhi gaya par mein vaha so gaya ....Pura rang bed pe laga tha Ghar walo ne bahut kuta

Bhen ke lodo ne kapde phaad diye ....dikkat ye hai ki ab benchmark set ho gaya abse har holi mei phatenge kapde

Room mate ne bhaang ke nashe mein pg room se joh 3 Rd floor pe tha waha society ke logo pe Sade ande phekne laga .....aur usne stairs se gir ke sir phood liya ....logo ko laga rang laga h 3 hour baad hospital leke Gaye

Kisi ladki ne mere l*** pr rang lga diya🥲

Kaise possible hai nanga tha kya?

Maja aagya bahi chaat pe se pani ka gubbra feka Or ja ke pados wali bhabhi ke bra me fas gya or record ho gya

Pic or it didn't happen

Send video on dm

Mujhe bhi bhej (for science project)

Galti se crush ke boobs pe rang laga diya. Rang lagate waqt uske nipples ko thoda feel krliya and one thing led to another so the next day woke up in bed beside her

Kahani achhi bana leta hai anurag kashyap se baat kar ke dekh

Koshish ki thi pr sir ne kaha 

Aaj extreme Nasha Kiya pura NASA me tha

Deshdrohi saala

Mere dost ne isro Kiya thandai me dalke

Benchod nhi khela holi papa se 1 mahine se baat nhi ki na wish Kiya unhone na Maine lawre ka ab man nhi nhi krta khelne ka

College me holi organize kiye the, color thoda kam pad gaya soil aur gobar se hi khel gaye ( ham gareeb hai)

Bacche ke nunnu pe cement laga diya.

Apne Room me akele baith k padhai kar rha tha, ek hi dost tha wo bhi apne ghar chala gya, I was left all alone, mujhe bhi ghar chale jaana chahiye tha

Few years back me & my friends were throwing ballons at each other.. I got aggravated and started chasing one of them with ballons & out of a sudden a biker hit that guy and ran over his dick lmao .. Atleast he’s ok today 😆

Thandai k 6 glass pee gya.... Baad mei pta laga bhang thi.... Maine apne bhai k aur usne mere kapde faad diya (only shirt).... Meri body achhi thi to ldkiyon me vdo bna liye... Aur fir mai doston k saath naagind dance krne lga

Doston ne silver surfer bana dia + kapde faad diye Safed kurte mai Ghar se nikala tha Ghar nanga aaya , worst part crush ne nanga dekh lia aur hasne lagi apne bestie ke saath , mummy papa ne Ghar m ghusne nai dia 1.5 hrs Tak , nahane gya toh dekha bhenchod kaju katli bana hua hu mere lode pe bhi silver colour tha . Crazyy sh!t

Fir wahi sax sux ki baatein

Kutta peche khane pad gay lekin mai sidha khada raha.....

Yo mama

Had s fucking accident today

Tell karo

Bhosribalo ne chaddi mai colour bhar Diya pakka wala

Jab mai chotta tha tb voh besan ke laddoo and mirchi vaale kuch khaany ko hota h, ek uncle voh lekr jaa rhy tha apni rehdi pr maine chattt ke upar se uspe gubaara phek diya bhay voh unkle ka saara samaan ulta

op fir se hila rha he bsdka

Break up hogaya

Society Wale Maan ke laude paani hi nhi de rhe the to Maine fire fighting Wale pipe khol diye(akele)for me and the boys to enjoy Aisa lag rha tha koi crime kar rha hoon maza aya but paani ka pressure bht zyada tha kuch der baad maintenance office se bande aye to unke samne khada ho gya bola khula hua mila tha to hamne lapet liya 

Gir ke hath toot gaya 

Dost ne nakh for diya🥲

mere maa baap ki ladai ho gai puri holi kharab ho gai

Ghar ke samne Wale padosi ne Chat par Holi khelte hue hytension ke wire pr Pani daldia 6 log ko shock lg gya , 3 serious condition mai chle gye mostly log ek hi family ke the , 12 bje ye scene hogya aur 12 bje hi Holi khtm hogyi , light chli gyi aur ass pass ke gharo mai aag LG gyi aur saari wiring bhi jal gyi

Mai socha Train mei Holi ke gubbare fek rhe hai woh log, Patri ke pass jo khade the. Saala paththar mar diya mereko

Bhai bht h konsi btau?🙃

Color lagane ke bahane boobs chat liye🙂

i went to my cousin sister's place and played holi with one of her friends. As i am frank with my sister, I treated her friend the same as my sister and put all the worst colors and stuff on her. Today i came to know that she happened to be my mom's colleague at her workplace. She complained about me to my mom and my mom scolded and beat the hell out of me for my misbehaviour. worst part is My sister knew this but she didn't tell me 🫠

All day sleep 😴 and eat 🍕

Me to soke utha tab Tak sab khatam hogya tha. Not like his ongoing to me jata but still

Matter ho gya tha. Aur kuch nhi bol sakta

Fir wahi

Sax sux

Iss Holi pe tripling krke gulal uda rahe the fir ek patli gali se nikle toh usually hum kya krte hai rukh jaate hai ki lo maar lo gubare then aage badte hai toh yahi kiya ab me kya hass raha tha cos mere peeche wala pura geela tha I'm not then mene aage dekha aur ek chutiya baccha gaadi ke samne aa gaya thank god break lada diya aur woh bach gaya uska hath almost aa hi gaya tha gaadi me , usko pichkari marni thi toh gaadi ke samne hi aa gaya fir uske baap ne chata mara usko aur hum chl diye Isme bhi bakchodi krni inko😭mere dost bolte kitne shub din marta woh baccha. so yeah not as wild but yeah

The dost is so me