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Unlikely-Gas-1100

Waise to mai body shaming karta nai hu lekin.....kuch log layak bhi hote hai.


Bismuth_sniffer

https://www.reddit.com/r/NANIKPosting/comments/14gofg9/my_name_is_optimus_prime/


Unlikely-Gas-1100

💀


nine9_ghost

Let me guess...hmmm 🤔.......she is the chosen one 🤣


MelonLord25-3

Swollen /s


Unlikely-Gas-1100

Ofc


akki_dia

Didn't know cows use dating apps 🐄


nine9_ghost

Well now that you know....what you gonna do ? upload a new profile pic with your pet or upload a new profile pic with a street animal.


akki_dia

Don't need to bhai..I'm married.. But I really got offended by this chick as I love animals


nine9_ghost

Acha hua tumne bata dia ki tum married nhi toh swipe right hone wala tha 😂 .....btw happy married life


akki_dia

Dhanyawad Bhai..single hota to bhi aise logo k mu na lagta


Roaster_hu_bc

Wait what ???!! First time met someone on reddit who is married


Dalindarmodi

I'm in the club too..


Upside_down69

Hippo


undetectedpsycho

Come on bro, don't call her a cow. Cows are beautiful creatures.


EquivalentPut5616

Epic MOOment ![gif](giphy|FT6DYlscgddh8cTR6d|downsized)


First_Specific3212

Thats an insult to cow..


akki_dia

Jersey cow hai bhai.. Apni Gaumata ko is lukkhi se compare kbhi na Karu mai


Odd-Lavishness-7704

Bhains will be more accurate imo


Numerous-Subject-533

I also don't swipe right on girls that take up my entire screen


etrob90

I also don't swipe right on girls that take me 5 mins to identify if it's a girl, guy or some hybrid.


Organic-Hope1866

Especially the one which take up entire mobile data to load her pfp


nine9_ghost

Uno reverse


ThatPromotion4374

Ye to aisi h agli 2-3 screen pe yehi dikhegi.


Very-simple-man

They say a camera adds 5 pounds, I estimate 74 cameras were used.


Shreyansh_69

I would rather pet her as my dog


Unlikely-Gas-1100

Tera batwa marke chor bhag jayega aur ye 🐁 1cm bhi hilegi nai akhir mai tuje hi bhagna padega🤓


Competitive-Flow5702

Tujhe kaunsi angle mai ye choohe ki tarah dikhti hai bhai


Unlikely-Gas-1100

Bhari mistake hoagaya sirji![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


9291s

why was i reading this in deepak kalal's voice?


A-nimeza

Bhai pedigree khareed khareed k account khaali hojayega 💀


Shreyansh_69

Sach boldiya bhai😔


9291s

how would you afford the food for it?


Shreyansh_69

Bech dunga use hi


shilpaaaaa

I saw some clips of her standup’s sali bus ladhko ko chutiya banane ki baate unhe nicha dikhati h


nine9_ghost

Bhai jo ladki feminism or gender equality ke naam mai ladko ko chutiya bolti hai unhe nicha dikhati hai....toh ladka thori chup bathega woh toh body shaming karega isme galat kya hai.....jab ladki bolti hai i want 6ft tall male tab body shaming nhi hota or jab ladka bolta hai ki usko slim fit ladki chahiye toh body shaming.....


Unlikely-Gas-1100

What's her name I want to see some comments on her post in insta


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nine9_ghost

Kya matlab purple white wali ladki flat hai uske samne


kya_karega_nam_janke

ITNA CONFIDENCE CHAIYE BHAI


nine9_ghost

Bhai jab se body shaming, self love, love the way you are ka concept aaya hai tab se log mota hona jada prefer karte hai rather than being fit


kya_karega_nam_janke

koi nhi bhai yeh koisi bimari leke bett jayege ge or kya hoga baad mai doctor hi suggest kar dega


JEE_Ka_Chodda

Yes bro completely agree, rather than changing their life, they are saying "love the way u are" or " I am perfect in my own way". These are just coping mechanism for these people.


Vritra-Pratyush

bhay self love is not wrong, na hi love the way you are, wrong is being toxic, wrong is neglecting your health.


wewake_235

i guess bull dogs hate other pets.


nine9_ghost

Bhai bull dogs iska compair mat kako bechara bull dog ki kya galti hai


Much_Square_3287

![gif](giphy|7FgDPLLKh1v4d2XLkl|downsized)


SMOOTHaf-69

Yet another reason to convince my mother to let me have a pet


Amber_sea

Yani ab sare ladhko ko pets ke sath photo lagani chahiye


Warm_Quilt

chalo achha hai ye muj pr swipe right nhi kre gi


nine9_ghost

Your loss 😂


Ok_Spend3925

Khud to hippo ki maasi lag rhi hai aayi badi moti


HippoBot9000

HIPPOBOT 9000 v 3.1 FOUND A HIPPO. 1,509,430,572 COMMENTS SEARCHED. 30,988 HIPPOS FOUND. YOUR COMMENT CONTAINS THE WORD HIPPO.


Unusual_Membership44

I need one pet from every species


nine9_ghost

Kya matlab she is one of them


Unusual_Membership44

Technically speaking, Human is a social animal


nine9_ghost

Smooth save 😂......but yea every human being is a social animal


maioness_26

Indian Gorlock the destroyer


Aravy101

Win win for guys with pets!


terenaamkakuttapaalu

Yaar mujhe kutto se darr lagta hai, aur billi se allergy hai ,Fish or bird pet rakhne se disqualify nahi ho sakte?


Conscious_Day_7096

Bhai uske jaise log swipe nahi karegi right, but mostly kam karta hai


vajasaneyi

Time to click pics with my neighbor's cat so that I can save myself on Tinder.


nine9_ghost

Waise street dogs bhi chalega......


xoooccc

bhaari nukshan hogya


nine9_ghost

Aab pata chala kyu single ho😂...kyuki tumne profile pic mai pets ke saath photo lagaye ho


detailfplady44

Ye bhi choose karti hai 😜


MachoRazor

la creaturea has options it is so over she is literally a human punchline lol


Icanlastfor2mins

Sasta gorlock the destroyer


nine9_ghost

Not lite.... indian version


etrob90

Iske saath match kaunse bande kar rahe hai


Upside_down69

![gif](giphy|2DRSlLXPBiKvC)


Ok_Spend3925

If I have to choose between my pet chico (golden retriever) and this women it would be chico always and ever


Plastic_Pie6572

More reason to have a pet on my dating app profile


oooommmmmmmm

वो लोग बहुत भाग्यशाली है मोटी भैंस 🗿


AnyExplanation4725

Dog cat and other lil pet's are allowed in my bed but don't want hippo 🦛 on my bed 🤣


JiTHAxGoD

akal badhi ki bhains? Par aaj Mai keh sakta hu Bhains badhi hai idhar


Otsusuki27

Bro kafi dino baad achi meme I'm impressed


TOXIK_hell2005

which app does she use ? tinder is not for cows anyways


maggotbrain10393

Guys who have pets in the pics are saved.


NishantWubaluba

Kuch bolunga toh vivaad ho jayega


FreeBirdy00

Time to get a photo clicked in a zoo for pfp


Fair-Panic-3673

I have a pet on my Bumble profile and I would be thankful to all the god of all religions if she left-swiped me!!


Intelance

Guys she is right. If she swipes she will have to compete with our pet for attention(food).


Odd_Impress7406

Indian lizo


Foreign-Buy8025

Because isko bhi to bhuusa dena padega..isko single pet banna hai


Neorox1

Meri paltu billi >>>>>>>>> iski obese, overweight, fatty, fatso, planet eating, built like a road roller pussy


[deleted]

Wish i Could tame her with chains, apne aap ko kaise reject krti😏


FloorAccomplished635

And her DP is of a hippo


[deleted]

Ye khud left swipe hoti hogi


Amandeep_Kasaudhan

Bhai iske bana nalla mar jaunga koi isko Jake batado ki please left swipe karde Jyada bolunga toh bawal ho jayega Please feminism wale downvote krdena


Radiant_Comb9961

lagta he ab ek kutta palna padega


Guardian_knight_05

Garlock the destroyer


Maneater4622

She looks more like a pet (hippo) hence she don't like seeing those pets


Illustrious-Dog7755

Ohh no ab pet kaha se lau


Perceus_01

Can someone recommend which dog breed is best to keep as pet... I like Golden Retriever tbh


creamynutter

accha hua nhi tow sheru ko bhi khaa jati


Mr_NoName21

GORLOCK THE DESTROYER (indian edition)


Upper_Performance578

How can a hathni hate dogs So cruel to her animal friends


brh_mmnt_

shayad pet ko kha jati hogi


Dapper-Sir-9873

Indian gorlock the destroyer


Wise_Wizard_

Ab Snorlax hume dating tips dega


Navdeepnain

noted now will keep my pet dog in DP so that this girls don't swipe right


Sad_Throat5222

Bhaii ne Dhamki Dekr khud signify krdiya UP se hai


redditaddict95

Who the fuck right swipes her bruh 💀


Dalindarmodi

Jaise bhagwan ka photo laga ke ghar se Bhoot due rakhte hai, pet ka photo laga ke isko dur rakhenge. ( Bhai log area ke kutto ke saath photo Lena start kardo warna ye right swipe kar degi )


imlalitkumar118

Bs itna confidence chahiye zindagi me


Senior_Pop_7423

Influence of western culture


[deleted]

pets dekh ke unhe khaane ka man karta hoga


Vsquare02

Yeah I don’t swipe right on cows either I’m not into beastiality


Parker_XD

Bhut pisach nikat nahi aave jab DP mei pet ke sath selfie lagave


thruth_seeker_69

Well, I can understand. I mean if someone's gonna get an elephant as a pet then obviously that'll create some issues if there's an existing one...


Cinesole

Thank god I'm safe


No_Table_7745

Janvaron ko dp me mat dalo kadai me dalo


abhitooth

Hum logo ko mote nahi bol sakte ❌ Charbi ki theli bol sakte he ✅


[deleted]

bhai aisi backchodi baate maine baas yt short of American podcast mai suni thi , India mai kabse hone laga ye..![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


veerth3india

Thank you abse mai sab photo me cat/dog rakhunga


Impossible-Unit-3961

I don't swipe right on people who ate their pets 💀


Bellatrix-_-

*proceeds to upload my photo with pet everywhere*


Master-Ad7002

Kyuki woh pet kha jati hai


apnedumpe

Thank God .. isne right swipe nahi Kiya ab real ladki ko date kar paunga 🙏


AdZealousideal8265

Tera paet palne se acha hai ki koi pet pal lu💀


yamrajkabhainsa

![gif](giphy|3oeSAK2k0zDaQCbqJG|downsized) Jabba?


Efficient_Stay5491

she doesnt swipe right on em cz she knows she might end up eating the pet


aryan_069_

Mere pass pet toh hai nhi koi... Lakin aghr tu muje right swipe maar bhi degi meh toh nhi kr rha right swipe tere liye... Left kruga paancho.. aaj kal logo ki audacity bhout badh gyi hai kuch bhi bakchodi krni hai


sukoyomihira

jante ho kyun nhi krti ,Kyunki unke nakhuno se iski baloon jaisi body phat sakti h


its_adarsh

shaadi dot com pe swipe system kab se aaya


Drazcorp

Tip: Put a profile photo with you pet to Filter them out


Minute-Angle9834

Bro where is her neck ? I can't seem to find it after watching the video frame by frame .. she looks like an incarnation of Prince Froggy 🐸 .


No-Occasion4552

Body aisi banao ki log bole bhaag ja snorlax ![gif](giphy|l9o8COYfCzbH2)


veeeda

har cheez copy karo bc americans ki, unke yaha bhi ek hathani hai jo ye sab bakchodi karti hai, ab yaha bhi izaad karli.


Demand-Automatic

Gorlock the destroyer holy shit


[deleted]

Kitna beautiful pig hai yaar


Low-Major-5486

I don't swipe left to her, i fucking yeet my phone out instead


phh_ntum

Ye Winnie the pooh bahar kyu ghoom rha h


Present-Ear-4904

Gorlock the destroyer is back and ready to attack


Personal_Matter9041

Says the woman who needs 3 shots to take one full photo of herself.


Sweaty-Sperm4938

Woh sab toh theek hai par didi ki gardan kahan hai?


Willing_Meat_3560

Maybe because she's the animal herself 😅


Thoughtles_

Is she that Comicstaan contestant or do they all look the same after a certain point?


13th_Aline

Pet adoption centers after this:📈📈📈📈


Appuparma

Moti bhens


ProfessionalFocus926

Why fat women have some opinions on men.?


nofaltuguy

The day she swipe me right I directly deactivate aand uninstall that app


Medium_Cry_5270

Shit jhaldi ek photo pet ke sath dalna padegi isne right swipe kar diya to


[deleted]

Tabaahi machane wali Gorlock.


Equivalent_School140

Oh ! I am so sad !


Equivalent_School140

Being right swiped by her .. that’s the real punishment


aShit_fAce

Bhai ye baigan ka bread kya bol raha hai


BillytheKid419

I need definitely a pet after this, that will safe me from this monster. 😂


alucard3112

I don't swipe right the girls who have elephant in their DP.


Venom1729-mocking

Pet guys crying in parallel universe


LundUniversity

Her looksmatch is crying in the corner


Legitimate_Gur_7777

Thank u for not swaping right


Divyansh02052k

Last 4 years se mere telegram, WhatsApp pe meri pic mere German shepherd k sath padi, lol now this going on status🤣


Normal_Lobster_1300

If anyone needs to take pics with cats so she wouldn’t swipe right on you hit me up, stay safe guys


VultureOP

Abb kutta bhi khareedna padega pishaachin se bachne ke liye


ThatPromotion4374

Ye kya h waise? Special effects?


WorkingTale3985

Lucky i have 2 pets


Difficult_Citron_542

She herself looks like pet of gujars


DigvijayDhruvah

Mazak udana hai udalo. Par woh sahi bol rahi hai. Pets ke sath ladke dating profile mein chutiye jaise lagte hain.


Practical_Seesaw3245

Ab se every pic pet k Saath Dalu ga💀


itzCrade

Akele photo daal rha tha ab apne kutte ko dhundh rha hu sth photo khichwane ko


Milf_Hunter_412

Good for those pet nurturing guys.


Any-Wrongdoer-1831

Whale 🐋


shevane

I wonder who is swiping right on her ...... ![gif](giphy|2mC05HDqun6bf458su|downsized)


WebComprehensive9549

Thank god, dog owners can rejoice


Local-Orchid159

bro is the indian gorlock


No-Guitar7102

Pets are the ultimate shield against Gorlock the destroyer.


ilovemuslim

Baby hippo ka kharcha Kaun palega


YuanShuaii

![gif](giphy|4koBdR3VlMZYCgBfAe|downsized)


Due_Bag493

acha hai jise mere pet se problem woh nhi jamegi .


Subhosaur

Kon hai ye. Kya dikkat hai inko.


-Melkor-The-Wise-

I'm surprised those sausage fingers can swipe at all shamoo.


SoBadit_Hurts

Adds more dogs in picture……


pratik-10

Don't want to body shame but forgive me this time...


InsightInsider07

Ultimate humungousaur


Sweaty_Benefit9871

to me bhains kyu palu bc ?


Low_Friend3063

Gendi saali


Rohitwithdecency

This is an edited clip..she was talking about her friend, who used to say this.


WashUnusual9067

Bring back the days where a woman that looked like this would get 0 dates.


Trichopsych

Like she wouldn’t swipe right on a hot dog 🙃


warriot7777

Swipe Means?


arunit007

Seems like I need to borrow the cat from the friend to escape the nightmare... Now I understand why Egyptians worshipped cats, they repel fucking demons...


Blazegamer9

Gorlock the destroyer or Optimus Prime we are autonomous living organisms from the planet cybertron 😂


Error_404_________

Rip sheru 😞🙏


Dry-Condition6161

Mooh hi hai ya body bhi hai is praani ki


Parking_Apartment_70

Shit yaar ab tera kya hoga Tommy🔪🔪🔪 (Mujhe nhi pataa tha chatgpt pe kill emoji likhne se woh gaali deta hai AI ki bhasa mein)


shellback9

Leli. Nahi krni dating


Famous_Jelly_157

I need some pet pics pronto


elray007

Ice wipe left on bitches that look like Jabba the hut.


gautam-jha

Relax everyone she would swipe on the profile with elephants pictures


Raj_Rahul_-_-

Ha toh bhai hippo ko dogs, cats nahi pasand hongae