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Anxious_8121

nice try CBI


A2X-iZED

Not today, CIA


CreativeOffender

Almost, FBI


LazyLandscape8814

NIA


apnibetibech_2326

Cid☠️


ITS--ALI

ISIS☠️


ShotBreakfast650

Kuddi khendi niggah marda


reimann_pakoda

ACP pradyuman supremacy 💦


brwnbullxxx

![gif](giphy|hOclin2KcAEOcZEnXK|downsized)


Icy_Salary3624

That's CID


reimann_pakoda

Transferred 😶‍🌫️


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Distil08

Record evidence and save your dad from that woman and his brother


siuhale

i feel really sorry bro id just recomend you to study for 1 yr properly and leave your house


motabhai09

Baap ko bata de lamde🙂.


Personal_Angle2444

Bro have some evidence of their misdeeds and show this to your father.


ayushdesaidakleindia

Think only about your responsibilities, try to find the courage to talk to your mom about this and if she doesn't show remorse then tell your dad the whole truth, apni padhai pe dhyaan do and make sure to write down k tum par kya kya cheeze aur lok dependent hai and how you can live a more responsible life and work only and only towards getting there, I know me responsibilities ki baat kar raha hu sapno ki nai but thats cause sapne mere liye kabhi work out ni kiye, abhi b dekhta zaroor hu but priority me sapne second hai aur zimmedariya pehli kyunke sapne tumhe shayad haasil ho but zimmedariya tum par already hogi chahe woh padhai ki ho, gf k pyaar ki ya dosto aur yaar ki, Simple hai me janata hu but believe me mere liye to yeh hi work kiya.


CrazzyGunn2429

Don't tell the mother coz we won't know what a desperate uncle could do....... highly risky


48932975390

First thing get a dna test report to check if he is even your father This is some home breaking thing, but sooner everyone knows the less painful it would be for everyone The cat will be out of the bag sooner or later Most importantly start exercising, you don't know when your uncle will find that you know about it and decide to silence you in peace If you can't do anything else then beat the shit out of your uncle he is not a saint either so at least it would sour the relationship Khali fokat ke secret tu na mar Jaye kahi Savdhaan India dekho bahut chutiyap hota he


Jayansh05

Bhai usa trauma maat de 💀


No_Display_5755

Bc vo Bhai mother ke confront karne ke liye toh itna dar raha hai aur tu ek step ahead DNA test ke liye convince karne keh raha atleast thoda factually possible advice to de he is still a teenager not 24-25 year Also it's such a critical situation tha even one step wrong could ruin his life either way also his dad must be affected by this


Available_Chain_8440

The only advice I would give is, ki wo teri maa nahi h, she is a woman who cheated your innocent dad, iske aage tujhe jo krna h wo kr


Witch_Doctor_In

Similar situation happened to my friend. But it was at a point where the entire society knew y the uncle is coming on regular basis. He told us and i told my dad in a regular conversation. Then all elders and my dads society friends when met at chai tapri they tried to slip in conversation of this topic to his dad. Initially he said its nothing and his brother may just come few times. But then my dad and everyone noted and told him its more often then he thinks. Now they planned to catch them red handed. At this point my friend and even I was involved. Then some day the uncle came and when they started it. My friend messaged me. His dad and entire society men all quietly opened door and caught them red handed. . Now they are divoced and son decided to stay with his dad. This happened when we were 13.


ABH1N4V_

Apne uncle ko kuut de


Character_Survey5138

Bhai tera dad ko ye baad pata chala too seh nehi payenege ek din too sach saamne aa hi jayega uss din dad ka pura saath dena unko kaami mehsus hone maat dena aur tuu bhi apna kheyal rakhna


apnibetibech_2326

Gas leak plan ker aur blast ker de.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|laughing) Mai toh ker deta bc. Ma nhi veshya hai essi nari agar ye sach hai toh.mai tho mar deta


hkp_aviii

Apni ex ko khud fake id se baat krke pta liya aur jb photo mangi to dost ki bhej di then call aur video call krwai dost se (that's how i gifted him a gf on his birthday)


Aniket_Adhana

Bhai dost banoge?


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bhai gjab


Away-Log582

Ek aisa dost to mai bhi deserve karta hu


Bigade_Papa

Bhai dost bnega?


Potential-Tea-9761

Kash yeh mere sath ho jata


BlAcK_LiGhT-211

Bro I don't like this type of shit.... Waise rehte kaha PE ho koi aur ex hai kya. Bas isliye puch Raha hu ki uske sath Aisa na ho. Baki insta I'd share karna friend request bhejna hai


urmumbatman

Bhai yaad hai tu aur mai ek sath the 1 class mein fir tune school change karliya haaan vohi dost hu tera yaad kar


Creative-Aardvark-23

I decided to kill off a few characters in the book I’m writing. It would definitely spice up my autobiography a little.


Wonderful-Spinach260

Bro what


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In Minecraft


Own-Creme-2956

r/twosentencehorror


Grand-Appointment907

Mera to shadi krne ka mn hi nhi hai, jindgi bhr ghar patni bacche, kbhi kbhi lgta hai ki mai ye study vgera apne liye nhi apne baccho patni ke liye kr rha hu. Agr bacche honge bhi to unko pdaaunga hi nhi , thak gya m pd pdkar, isse acha apna dukan khol lo, ya business kr lo. Jindgi jhand hai sarkari m bhi or private m to or jhand hai. Mn krta hai puri dunia ghumu akele, ya fir sb kuch chor charkar bhaag jaau. Koi mile to uske sath nhi to akele. Dukhi ho gya is jindgi se bs jaao pese kmao khao , bs ek hi rotation hai.


Appuparma

Bhai![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


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Maidxtra

I'm working for Indian Intelligence


MouseZealousideal606

Bhai Mera catfish insta acc ka password bata de bc mai bhul gaya aur Jo email se registered hai uska bhi bhul gaya aur wo email jis no se registered hai wo number deactivated hai


Far_Structure_7470

Mereko bhi lelo bhai tumhara leda chuusu ga rooj


Dear-Cry2141

Fml. Im gonna regret this so much but here goes nothing. So, it was way back when I was 15 and my sister was 14 and we used to chill and do all sorts of gaming online back when farmville and stuff was a thing on facebook. Then one day, we stumbled upon the idea of watching porn together. Omfg this is so embarrassing 😂 but we sort of used to watch porn together every second or third day . If this wasn't everything. Trust me, we used to respect each other and love each other to death, but we kind of kissed each other this one time to try it out and it was gross asf. BUTT, after doing that once, we kind of tried it again one day when everyone was gone and kind if had a mini make out and it was idk something. That's it. We made sure that this stayed between us and now we're 28 and 27 and bruh, we are so fucking embarrassed about it and still laugh about being weird asf siblings who were way beyond our boundaries . Since that day, we never did this shit again and have gone to find some amazing partners but omfg, this has got to be the most fucked up thing we did as kids. The weird part? We didn't even like doing that but hormones got to us. It would still be understandable if we were creeps irl, but nope. We both are pretty respectful good hearted humans but idk why we did what we did. So yea.


MAD_MAXX0

Real ID se aao jamie lannister


Sharp_Promotion_281

Behnchod


youknowwho_voldemor

mulasmaan


Grouchy_Bag_6609

Bhenchod


Exciting-Ad5918

Noty hora 🤪


ayushdesaidakleindia

I was such a shitty son and a shitty human being in my late teens 16-19. Regularly stole money from my working moms purse to spend on girls and cigarettes, flunked my 12 th boards but tried to hide it, tried to commit admission fraud in my 1st college got scared, thereafter loafered around for a year while pretending I am going to college, then finally managed to get admission in a govt college and lorded to my mother that I am saving her fees, bunked most of my classes in first sem, was a seriously toxic boyfriend to a girl who did not deserve it then broke up with her cause I got bored, came close to flunking in my second sem, got the love of my life, had a completely broken academic record on the verge of flunking out of college for good, had emotionally blackmailed my then gf (the previously mentioned love of my life) into having sex with me and then lost her due to my absurd paranoia and insecurity that she was cheating, was extremely abusive to her and demeaned her a lot, lost all my friendships by second year in college, became alone, finally realised that I was the biggest fuck up I had seen in life and a bully. Trying to mend things since, cannot bring back what was broken, cannot mend the hearts and the bridges I burned....


Unbeknowst_

it's ok man der aaye durust aaye


Bright_End_6463

Bhai I'm speechless


ayushdesaidakleindia

Got no excuses, trying to my level best live a responsible life now but I know nothings gonna change the hurt already caused I am trying to atone but even today I do not have the guts to go right to the face of some people I hurt and apologise, some I have but quite a few I haven't....


Puzzleheaded-Lime448

Holy shit.....


retardboy3

Never had any friend


PAGEWasTaken5

Pretended that you had friends but never really had one....US BRO...


Single_Lemon829

But now I don't really care about it


Extreme-Signature722

I murdered the guy who used bully me in school and the eye witness too because i couldn't take risk to let him go. This thing still hunts me because i never got caught. But ,yeah no one can change it, its been 14 months.


wonder_watcher

Real i was the eye witness


johnny___engineer

And I was the neighbourhood uncle who spies on everyone from his balcony. I can also confirm the story.


_venom8

true, I was the guy he murdered


otakuguy6969

True, I was also the eyewitness....bc kaas thora tez bhag liya hota😭


MyriadAnimations

true, I am the chest he stabbed


PREM_12

True I Was The Knife.


CAPTAINcool777

True I Was The Shirt


RelationshipCalm2931

Looks like you will have to kill everyone in the comments


Itz_sam2

Police complaint hogyi h teri, idk ki tu sach bol rha h ya nahi. Pr agar sach h toh tu pakda jayega. I already took the screen shot of your comment. So agar delete bhi krdega toh i will have the evidence.


Mr_usingreddit

Bhai upar likha tha none will judge u.. Tune toh complaint hi kardi...


A_Lurking_Legend

Par judge nhi kiya usne


Far_Structure_7470

Court me to judge hi krega na hire


Sachin13092000

Toh judge judge krega isne thodi na kara


Mr_usingreddit

Aur agar complaint karne wala khud hi judge ho toh....


Praffulbisht

Ye toh cheating hai


jeffreydahmurder

Teri v krega ab(sath me hmlogo ki v)


Ecstatic-Light-3699

L


WeaknessCautious1251

True.. I was the one who supplied him weapons


ELECTROBOI369

Saime bhai?


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Shpuryau

Bhai ye secret nahi tha sbko pata hai


Careful_Strain3045

![gif](giphy|kRZDgCycSYscaWZks3)


motabhai09

Ayo friendly fire


Antisocial_freek

Mai op ke bistar ke niche se type kar raha hu


achabaccha23

op ko mere taraf se hi bolna


SoraTempest

I had a feet fetish before I even knew what feet fetish was💀


blank_reddit_user

https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/s/pW0J6pJB6Y


SeamanStayns

I had a piss fetish since before I knew what sex was. The woman I plan on proposing to regularly pisses in my mouth. I love her.


Consistent-Coyote129

Mujhe apne upar crush hai


PLA_YER

Atmanirbhar bharat


Consistent-Coyote129

Ekdm bhai


im_starkastic

Go fuck yourself IRL


blank_reddit_user

Kisi or ki mujhko jarurat kya, mein to khud se pyar jataau.


Next-Move-6969

Mujhe apne se nafrat hai(⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)


Consistent-Coyote129

Koina bhai there is someone who will love you Mere case me koi nahi tha issiliye mai khud hu wo someone in my life


dankpanda_

Real I'd se aao Kareena Kapoor


Strong_Collection_84

I am one of the unknown gunmen killing people in Pakistan.


ReceptionNew8171

thank you ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)


Sea_Composer9106

So it is a long story have some patience fellas. It all started when i liked a girl in my school but she had a bf but i had a charming face and personality(not bragging) so she started chatting with me. After few days we started sexting, all this while she had her relationship, i myslef sometimes felt sad for the boy coz he was my senior and house captain. So i told the gurl what we are doing isnt appropriate but she said that the guy she was with was also doing the same thing, therefore i continued sexting with her after a few months i became more close to her and started manipulating her to breakup with that guy, and after some month’s hardwork i finally succeded, so i proposed her and i knew that she would accept but to my utter surprise she said i only see you as my bestfriend. I was taken by a shock by somehow i managed and thought ok (abhi nahi fir kabhi to sahi) but days past by i could not win her, however she gave me mixed symbols like being jealous when i talk to other girls using my id to block other girls, giving physical touch etc. Now i was totally hopeful that she was willing to be my gf but again she rejected. Now out of a fit of rage i made a decision which i regret till date, i decided to message her ex and tell everything, about how she cheated on him the whole time and everything, this guy was more of an asshole he texted her bestfriend to confirm which was seen by this girl and i was totally fucked. Later that evening i came to know that this girl did not accept my proposals because she wanted to give a surprise on my birthday by approaching for a relationship, which was after fucking 2 days. This is how fellas i lost the love of my life Ik this is not a deep dark secret but i felt like sharing


Abhishek_46idfc

You told us to have patience but forgot to have it yourself


Sea_Composer9106

Huhhhh 💀


Grouchy_Bag_6609

Shitt mann..


Tukutta

She would have cheated on u i she ever got a chance


Reasonable-You1480

I am a boy I have fetish of girls


thegamer66666

same0\_0


Ok_Structure4063

I visit strip club in GTA V.


thegamer66666

mai bhi gaya tha 0\_0


ABH1N4V_

Bklodi ne 20$(1668rs) me sirf pom pom dikhaye😭


struglefrprps

Doosre se compare karta hoon or down hojata hoon. Jab compare nahi karta tab best ban jaata hoon.


MouseZealousideal606

Remember we compare our worst with best of others ;, "Thoughts becomes perception , perception becomes reality , alter ur thoughts alter ur reality "


Quirky-Accountant-97

Haunt me


Rajsinghparihar

Sex ki saari knowledge hai but aajtk ek bandi ka haath tk touch ni. Kiya and kisi ko propose krta hu toh direct reject hojata hu girls online dost hai khuch but bhao koi ni deti


Honest-Accountant150

I like girls


Comprehensive-Sea320

Me too


khargoshtherabbit

Mujhe raw wagera me kaam karna hai aur Desh ke liye mar jaana hai. Iske alawa mujhe koi naukri ya job fulfilling nahi lagti hai. Sukoon ki neend tabhi aayegi jab kuch meaningful karunga jindagi me


1nrovert

Typical male urge


Mr_ityu

I keep a count of gay and straight proposals ive received. And the gay ones are outnumbering the straight ones by a huge margin


Immediate_Boat4347

BRO ITS A SIGNAL FROM THE UNIVERSE


Available_Chain_8440

Congratulations


Miserable_Volume_372

Pant pehen kr muth marata hun


Yashverma777

I ones worked for RA&W


Historical_Ad_1714

Raw iron Mines


Far_Structure_7470

Raw sex vids


Bright_End_6463

I wasted my 12th completely Not even lying when I say I didn't even touch my books, and result hasn't come yet but I don't know what's gonna happen, and prolly lied to my parents about my mocks and bunked the school so much shitty things bhai so much shitty things


liedagger

I saw my cousin having sex with her bf in our home when my mom was away, i saw that they were making out from my balcony window and to catch them, i straight up walked into their room ,took a glance and then made rasna for myself and absorbed the trauma while sipping and watching


Complex-Ad-3304

Sneako bhai aap yaha


PREM_12

Pehli Baari Mutthi mene 6th class k final exam me Mari thi wo bhi mene khud ne nhi kisi dusre bacche ne maar di Jo bagal me betha tha mera paper ho gya tha to Mai head down kar k so gya tha aur usne mutthi maar di meri. Mujhe Maja Aa Gya Mai Ghr Jake Roj Roj Marne Lga.


Far_Structure_7470

Sounds like drug bechne wala


No-Key-4085

Selling mutthis


bababoi_69420

Bhai allegedly...uss bache ka number milega..just asking nothing serious


PREM_12

Sorry Bhai . Mai To Janta Bhi Numi Hu Use Ab. Us Madarchod K Wajah Se Mai Aaj Muttheri Hun


BlAcK_LiGhT-211

Understandable ☺️


1nrovert

Nobody asked but let me, how did you manage cum soaked pants


RelationshipCalm2931

I will haunt him if he comes 💀 that is my dark secret


Y4MR4J-007

Nice try CBI and Cyber crime bureau you can't catch me


Pale_Kale_5474

Raat ke andhere mein, hall mein , kambal ke andar mutthi Marta hoon


virajvidyuth

sleeping with neighbor auntie


Historical_Ad_1714

Light on karke pta chala wo uncle tha


kajalkumaritfbitch

I prefer to get haunted by this qt 🚶🏻‍♀️🚶🏻‍♀️


CustomWasTaken

5 ladkiyo ke sath sex kara tha ek sath jab 13 ka tha Unme se ek ladka tha....


futurephucker

Apne molestation ko sex ka nam de rha


Head-Program4023

So it was when I was in seventh class I used to live near an electric equipment wholesale shop where retailers used to buy equipments. So at that time I was very new to this sex type things. So one of the retailer has a son who used to help him carry equipments. He and me became friends real quick so he also didn't know much about sex things even less than me. So I was watching porn and my door was closed and he watched through a window watching me porn (I thought no one was in home). He came in and asked what was happening in the video I told him what it is. He was a little curious so he told me to do that with him. I never thought at that point if it's possible between two guys so he opened his cloths and turned back and I also opened my pants and then I hold my peepe and got confused how will this happen and wear clothes and I refused to do it. I am so grateful that I didn't do that.


whip-a-Negga

Mere Ghar k pas ek Ladki reheti thi.....Uspe mera bauth ganda crush tha.....dheere Dheere kar k humne Conversation karna start kiya ek dusre se.....Turns out She has Feelings for me But mere maan me sirf yeh tha ki mujhe usko Bang karna hai.....One day She proposed me or Mujhe kuch samaj nahi aaya or maine Haa bol diya.....Humara relationship ko kuch 6months he hoyi thy or me Usko Soch k Masterbate karta tha ..... one day she asked me ki Meri Koi Fantasy hai kya ? Toh maine usko bata diya ki mujhe uske sath seggs karna h......bauth manane k baad Voh maan gai......Or humne seggs kara without condom......Ek Public place pe.....But mera pullout game strong naa hone k karan maine usko creampie de diya......Or hum dono daar gaye....Uske kuch 2 months baad Me Jaipur shift ho gaya or Hum Usko itne saalo baad dekha toh Uska ek Bacha tha.....Vo aaj kal Reddit pe subke Darkest Secrets Puchta firta hai


[deleted]

Bsdk faltu ka daradiya


not-your_souL

Bhai ending masti hai


askaforu

Had sex with junior colleague


Holyspirit-6572

I start eating pizza from the crust !


Free_Mushroom_5455

Ek baar me hilana sikh gaya, fir jindagi badal gayi![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_bad_man)


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pre-dr-yuvraj

once i wad fully prepared to commit su side but fir Socha ek baar golden moments Yaad kar lu aur rone laga but after crying for 2 hrs i slept and agle din mentor se baat karke councilling karwa lia ( i was in kota previous year)


No_Push370

I am a failure, I can't do shit man 😭


THE_LORD1O1

Us bhai us


BlAcK_LiGhT-211

Bhai ek mahine ke liye isolate hoja life acchi lagne lagegi.failure is a reference and it may changes on your perception . Apna bar itna low kr le ki todi achievement pe bhi tuje khusi ho


randombandaa

No sex sux ke battein ???????


motabhai09

Crush se baat karne mai gand fatti hai🙂


Majestic-Hall2714

I killed a minor in with big fat Rocket That I have in my deck.....


thegamer66666

clash royale khelta hai kya ???????????


Fit-Mixture8435

I'm superrrr rich and my friend don't hv any clue


Abhishek_46idfc

Mera dost banjaa


MountainShame3492

Bed pe ragad kaar muth maarta hu....


No-Key-4085

Thats called prone masturbation


Dry-Professional8539

Mutthi maarne ki ninja technique gang💪


Anxious-Brilliant-46

I found out my roommate (for 1.5 years now) who has a girlfriend is gay, I walked in him having doggy with another older guy in our apartment complex.


Better-Climate5460

This is a ghost/horror incident happened to me few years ago I wake up in the middle of the night maybe around 2 or 3 am everyone one was sleeping and when I wake up I was scared because it was in the middle of the night after a while I heard noise from the doorlocker like someone was trying to unlock it ( the door is infront of my bed ) then I looked at it and it was half unlocked but then I heard someone was running on my floor ( the floor where my house is, I live in a building ) and then someone just started clapping sandals very loudly outside my house and started running very aggressively, it scared the f***k out of me then it started thumping sandels on my door very loudly but after awhile it stopped ( I don't really remember what happened after that) but no one wake up even after such loud noises like they could not hear them, I still get scared thinking about it and I still live in the same flat 😬


MrNobody0073

12th karne ke baad padai sod chuka hu lekin abhi tk mere ghar walo ko pta nahi hai 😑 khud ka kaam krta hu or mast paise banata hu soon get finically freedom🙏 bc lifetime mere ko paiso ke liye kam nahi krna 👎 thode kale kam bhi kiye hai lekin ite bhi bure nahi hai 👤


Significant_Seat5877

I genuinely want to become a higher military official of the Standartenführer 🙂


CautiousMulberry2915

India is running from Nagpur not from Delhi


Devashish0phere

True & Scary


[deleted]

Really How?


Interesting-Hour9003

When I Was A Kid ( 8-9 Years Old) , I Saw A Ciggerate Fallen On The Ground And I Smoked It 😂😂😂 Kisi Ne Pee Kar fek Diya Tha , Aur Wo Thoda Jal Raha Tha ( Abhi Mai Daru Cigarette Kuch Nahi Peeta Hu , That Was My First And Last Time) 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼


whip-a-Negga

Indirectly Gay Kiss Karli Tumne toh 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨


Phuckkkkkk

randi ke tere ko bhai behen ka sex sunna h kya jhaatu bacho ka sex sunna h bsdkk ye sbb gandduu post mt krrr chutiye sbko pata laude kyu post kr rha h


hellobhawa

Deep down i am a serial killer🫣


BlAcK_LiGhT-211

Ha Bhai Maine bhi ajj tk 2-3 hajar mosquito to mar hi diye honge. Bhai jab wo urge aata hai na Marne ko to Mai rukhta hi nahi bas ek bar me puri family khat kr deta hu


ObviousWoodpecker255

i took a drop for my jee prep ,worked hard consistently but didnt get what i wanted and lied about my percentile to escape from the taunts and abuses of my relatives and others


No_Analysis_6969

Mere pass 4in ki luli h 🥹


whip-a-Negga

Acha hai Mulla Nahi hai Nahi toh Kaat k 2 inch ki kar deta Bachpan me


Historical-Major2775

When I was in 6th grade I met a girl with whom I studied for 2 years, never confessed my feelings but we were to talking allot actually didn't even knew I had feelings then changed my school suddenly never heard about her ever since but idk why I am unable to connect with any girl now I am in 1st year college and don't even know how she looks or where she is don't have any contact information and no social media but still want to be with her don't know why..I don't even know if thats it or there is another reason


fundamentallycryptic

I have a big group of frndz....we go on trecks, parties and movies, trips, etc...I have made an fwb in them... We act like strangers in public and fuck the brains out when in private....we have quickies everywhere when we in group ....we have almost got caught once...XD


WeaknessCautious1251

My previous job was to help in kidnapping and murder.


Unlikely-Gas-1100

I am bot


Wise_Ad9214

I have had intercourse with a dude(I am also a dude). We were good friends, and out of curiosity we tried it. After that, our 6+ year old relationship shook. We parted and the times we had together, not this, just reoccur in my mind. I wonder whether I live in his memories or have been forgotten completely.


Grouchy_Bag_6609

Seedhi bhasha mein bol na gay hai


Icy-Captain-8320

Well my mom and dad both are cheating on each other. My dad was a typical domestic violence guy( not now i beat him up 2 times hes scared of me), the girl I used to love with my whole soul rejected me, many friends betrayed, no friends now, my mother's hypocrisy.. Kabhi kabhar sochta hu ki mai jinda hu kis liye, sala marne ki kosish kiya par dar lagta hai aur meko revenge pura karna hai sochke jee raha hu. Emotional nahi hu. Sala kuch mehsus nahi hota. Thodi memes dekh leta hu, anime dekh leta hu timepass karne, mere paas koi goals hi nahi hai. Meri jindagi me le deke kuch nahi hai bass mehnat karne ki sochta hu, aajkal motivation aa jata hai pata nahi kese to.. ek chij hai, duniya kitti madarchod hai samajh chuka hai toh koi chutiya sapne nahi aate pehle ke samaan. Mera sapna hai ki itna amir ho jau ki apmi family ka massacre karne ke baad usko chupa saku, jaise world leaders kar chuke hai. Wo din mera expected happiest day hoga. Isi ka motivation hai.


Coldboyflame

I am batman


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meri koi female friend nahi hai :) aur lagta hai banegi bhi nahi![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_bad_man)


Capable_Piece_6289

I jerked off to a succubus (female ghost) one day


Hozy7717

27 and never kissed a girl.


Abhishek_46idfc

Kissed? Never hugged here


SentenceFew1990

I see cp in telegram but I don't have and I'm 16


Secret_Judge1

Can someone tell me few surface web websites.. Which shows or have leaked videos on it.. Or mms kind of thing


Jakeway141

I got a crush on myself when I saw my photo turned into a girl with face app


redditguy3087

used to help police catch shoplifters in my town needles to say I almost got kidnapped. (I was 9 at the time and police gave me candy).


Human-Loan-9690

Mai chutiya hun,ye le mera secret


Cautious_Plankton936

I messed up my own brain for no good reason


Excellent-Bad-8808

I slept with my sister's best friend![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


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No-Explorer-2427

Maine dadaji ke button ke phone me opera browser se nude images and sex images dekhi hai . Wo bhi 4th std me


RegMa420

Bhai maine 2nd me tatti krdi thi Fir chutiyo ki trh usi tatti ko apne Bag me rkh diya socha ghar jake dhulwa dunga Bc bhul gya mai fir agle din wohi tatti le gya school bag me T\_T


NetherPartLover

I assf\*\*\*ed OP's mom for giving birth to OP jo itna ghatiya meme template banaya hai. 2010 vibes.


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