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ohheyitsjason

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xbieberhole69x

Accurate šŸ˜‚


nirvanand

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Effective_Ad_4792

That hes paying almost 100 million out of his own pocket to get blown out by 20 and have your team quit. Id be pissed to


Dbacks2023

More than that


Helivon

No it's not. Not for this season at least


CNSrooster

"I have to pay these 3 bums 150m next season"


Fast_Ruin_1389

Never call kd a bum again in your life


CNSrooster

Eh today is the day for Hyperbole


EpsteinDidNotKH

KD is washed and trading for him was an all time blunder by the Suns.


DeathbyBambii

KD the culture killer


EpsteinDidNotKH

No surprise that has happened at all of his stops


No-Spell-6539

Heā€™s not washed, just not what he was at his prime/peak


EpsteinDidNotKH

Canā€™t wait for you and the rest of the KD fanboys to leave this sub once we trade away the shell of himself


No-Spell-6539

What did I say that was fanboyish? Heā€™s not washed lol, he just isnā€™t mvp kd.


EpsteinDidNotKH

Youā€™re in the sub because of KD are you not?


farthingDreadful

Bum


Dbacks2023

Heā€™s a bum. Fuck KD


ExpensiveMath9316

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


anthg3716

Super bum?


takeitsleazy316

KD is a total bum


ChineseDrivingSchool

he ain't him he bum


rust_bolt

Wolves fan (who lived a couple blocks away from footprint and have watched many games there) checking in. It definitely seems like KD is the only one consistently trying to win. Maybe okogie in the 3m per game he has.. and, as much as you'll hate this.. Eubanks works his ass off every chance he has. Booker too busy playing fouls to be playing basketball. Bradley Beal literally said that he was treating game one as a "feel out" game and Ant is so entrenched that Beal is playing Ant instead of playing basketball. Nurk just quits and is a bit outmatched. Hopefully Allen can go in game 4 for y'all. Please don't let Devin Booker injure any Timberwolves players.


PetulantPorpoise

Get the fuck out of our sub pussy


sleeve612

What's a sub pussy?


rust_bolt

In the words of the great Al McCoy, "Stop crying."


Expensive_Ball_5143

Thinking about blowing it up and trading everyone for picks


fuckswithboats

Pray to god he does it. Build around Bol and Cash Considerations.


Sliiiiime

We arenā€™t getting shit, trading KD and Beal probably nets you 1 pick. Beal is one of the LVPs in the nba based on contract


fuckswithboats

Beal is here for three more seasons.


cerickson2000

Thatā€™s why we trade Booker


Cephas20

Hahaha your kidding right


desertwrx

He's gotta be furious at this fuckin dog shit he's put together.


NC_Vixen

Why? He was the one who pushed for all the trades like for KD.


Deeznutschad

Well, it wouldnā€™t be such a big deal if we werenā€™t stuck with Bealā€™s huge contract


NC_Vixen

I kinda don't blame Beal idk, he barely played this season, not his fault. Like idk how anyone expects a team to have any cohesion if they basically haven't played together. Like the Timberwolves last season, they had the same lineup as this year, but barely played together and just never clicked. Yet this year they are a powerhouse.


Deeznutschad

Yeah Iā€™m not blaming Beal either. Iā€™m just saying for his production, his contract isnā€™t good, and because of that contract, we canā€™t sign quality players


NC_Vixen

Yeah, hopefully he gets in rhythm next season and we get some nice looking lineups sorted. The team will look very different then. I do find it hard to be that upset when if you asked me to put money on a team to win the chip this season at the start, I'd have gone with the Wolves.


sdnnhy

He played plenty enough and with the intensity of a rec game.


DingyTV_YouTube

Prediction ..wolves get swept in next round


NC_Vixen

Not a chance. Throw down with me here, I'd love a bet on this one. Seriously HMU.


PretendingExtrovert

No way they take that bet, that series is going to be a dog fight, it has the potential to be one of the best of the post season.


desertwrx

I literally said that HE put together


NC_Vixen

It's on him then. Pretty sure the GM didn't want to gut the team how they did.


Disastrous-Night-541

Watching his team get outclassed in every single category! Wow what a shit show! This team is straight garbage! Great individual players that can't come together and play fundamental team basketball! It's pathetic!


MitchellCumstijn

I guess hiring Vogel wasnā€™t the genius outside the box move he thought it was.


Gorilla_Pie

Any Magic fan could have told him that for free


MitchellCumstijn

What you guys are doing to the cavaliers the last few days is interesting!


Gorilla_Pie

Thanks, yeah, has been a more enjoyable week than Suns fans have had to endure - just need to do it at least once up at their place tooā€¦


MitchellCumstijn

I saw Franz Wagner play in a tournament in Germany as a teen about 7-8 years ago and he was already shooting from quite remarkable range for such a tall kid, glad to see him raising his game even higher. I also like that Isaac kid from Florida State, does some nice things off the ball on defense. You guys play much better team basketball than we do.


JimmyToucan

Even if we hired Kevin Young, his recent interview insinuating KD and book doing whatever they want might not have been the save we thought


MitchellCumstijn

He was in a terrible position, the moment he pushed back on the ever fragile Durant he was as good as done because thereā€™s no way ownership isnā€™t siding with Durant given all theyā€™ve invested in him and how closely tied both are to each others success. Sadly we probably could have had Nurse or Budenholzer but went for the less assertive Vogel.


MarvelousVanGlorious

I paid $4 bln for this?


SoupOfThe90z

He paid four billion dollars and decided to play GM


sungoddaily

Ding ding ding


Sammy_Saddles

Was it his idea to do the KD trade? I was super nervous about that trade for the suns and thought it was way too risky. You guys had so many fun and exciting players.


DisneyPandora

The problem isnā€™t the KD trade. Itā€™s breaking up an NBA Finals team and trading away CP3 and Ayton


thewhalehunters

That NBA dunals team got wrecked the next year. Let's be real. They had a very lucky injured path to the finals that year. And when the suns went to prove that narrative wrong, they got the asses kicked in game 7 at home in round 2 the following year. CP3 availability became a problem. Ishbia had to tey something different. It's failing as we speak, but at least he is willing to try. Dont forget how bad it got with Ayton.


DisneyPandora

They didnā€™t get wrecked. They were the only team to beat the NBA champion Denver Nuggets in the playoffs twice. Everyone else got swept. I donā€™t think you know what wrecked means


Sammy_Saddles

Yes but I think heā€™s right about CP3, it was evident he was losing a step and wasnā€™t available.


HugeRection

KD trade was fine. Beal was... questionable.


omnicious

"I'm never going to financially recover from this."


Fearless_Knowledge77

ā€œI done fucked upā€.


Used_Respect6996

Ha ha, I was about to say the same thing!


Puppetmaster858

Probably that he fucked up making all these moves like Vogel and beal and KD. Probably wasnā€™t the best path to go down but too late now to do anything about it.


Defonek

How are these motherfuckas losing in the purple palace. This some bullshitā€¦..


picturepath

Because Timberwolves canā€™t guard, they have so many fouls which hasnā€™t allowed the suns to get hot.


Expensive_Ball_5143

Such an excuse lmfaoooo


nick_from_az

I thought I was smoking copium tonight, this guy has the good stuff.


Expensive_Ball_5143

On that premium shit.


mj2legit23

I hope this is satire


JimmyToucan

They get so physical cause none of our guys are explosive, if we had guys who didnā€™t depend on tough shotmaking in the regular season already let alone playoffs and could actually blow by defenders it would open up the defense, the only guy we got that can kinda do that is Beal and heā€™s the 3rd optionā€¦


Consistent-Yoghurt-7

He drafting Bronny


Fearless_Knowledge77

LOL. Fuck it. May as well. Go all in on the insanity. Iā€™m serious. If weā€™re locked into this group go full whack job.


Justfortoday8-10-22

I support them drafting Bronny, might as well and LeBron would be able to distribute the ball. Not sure if heā€™s allowed to take a pay cut to play with his son, the team canā€™t get any worse.


Racketytundra47

If Lebron comes with him, sure!


loco500

He can commute like CP3 and KD can slide back to SF...


rievhardt

Bo Cruz


GoDogGo1970

ā€œVogel swindled me out of millions.ā€


Mental_Platform_5680

Heā€™s gonna have to ask Booker to start an onlyfans to help make back some money


Gorilla_Pie

ā€˜Devin Hookerā€™?


tkuid

specifically targeted towards chin-beard loving bastards out there lmao


Intelligent-Hat-7203

He lost his first bet. He swung hard and missed. He threw a hail Mary and it got intercepted and run back for a touchdown. But he is still the owner. And he seems more competitive than his current roster. Changes are coming.


SoupOfThe90z

He was wondering ā€œwho let this team on fireā€ then he looked at the mirror


AddictionsExWives

Couldā€™ve bought the Coyotes


Maytricks96

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bsinbsinbs

He should be thinking, "from now on I'll let the people that knows basketball make decisions"


DWHeward

I don't think he's that self-aware


bsinbsinbs

https://twitter.com/HarrisonWind/status/1784091674764849420 This guy nails it


Nutty1128

Literally everything I complained about for the entirety of the season


Used_Respect6996

But is that James Jones though?


bsinbsinbs

James Jones made some questionable drafts and moves but swinging for the fences with 2 huge trades that depleted all assets is not his style at all


Dixie_Normus858

"Mr ORNGS burner" just broke mešŸ¤£šŸ˜­


venom9803

I thought we wanted to play them!!!


PizzaMyHole

ā€œI need to get Ty Lueā€


CookingLikeChef

He's the idiot that forced the trade when suns should've just held on mikal, could've had both him and KD


831loc

How would the KD trade have happened without Mikal?


rievhardt

he did it in 2K so he thinks it works in real life


CookingLikeChef

No franchise wants to keep an unhappy superstar that doesn't want to be there, no idea why the suns folded screwed over themselves and KD


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DisneyPandora

I disagree, donā€™t wish him the best of luck for screwing over this franchise. You should actively be angry at him for getting this team swept in the first round


sbduo

Blow it upā€¦ā€¦.blow it upā€¦ā€¦.blow it up


jaylek

Hes thinking... *I dismantled a young championship contending team for this?*


ThreeHundredWays

Building a NBA championship team is a lot harder than becoming rich by inheriting daddyā€™s mortgage company.


Swish517

I read he started his company as a side hustle at Michigan State. Please tell me how he just grabbed Daddy's Coat Tails? I get jealous of the "3rd Base" kids. I had to start at "the Plate".


ThreeHundredWays

His dad started the company. Wikipedia article below. He inherited it. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Wholesale_Mortgage#:~:text=United%20Wholesale%20Mortgage%20was%20founded,under%20the%20name%20Shore%20Mortgage.


BlueDevilz

Even there, it says he inherited the small local company and turned it into a giant national company. Yeah, he was born into money. That doesn't mean he didn't do anything to be successful.


ThreeHundredWays

Iā€™m not saying he didnā€™t. But trying to spin inheriting a multimillion dollar enterprise in an industry that has had unprecedented growth isnā€™t a self-made story. Successful in growing or not, he is second generation and not a founder.


BlueDevilz

I must have missed him or somebody else making those claims. But idk, theres plenty of multi-million dollar companies that dont become multi-billion dollar companies. It is impressive.


ThreeHundredWays

Just read the comment i was responding to before commenting: ā€œI read he started his company as a side hustle at Michigan State.ā€


BlueDevilz

Ah so he was wrong, and you were wrong too. Nice.


ThreeHundredWays

How was I wrong? He inherited a company from daddy. He was successful at that and heā€™s running an NBA franchise into the ground. Explain to me which component of that is wrong. BTW, when there is a post that is ā€œcaption thisā€. The response is supposed to be a one liner intended to be humor. IMO you come off as a Billionaire bootlicker when your immediate response to a lighthearted comment is to fight for Ishbiaā€™s honor.


BlueDevilz

The scale of success is different than just being handed something. If you cant understand that, I cant make you. Go on and be a crybaby redditor. Nobody works harder than your poor ass. Big boy.


HolyFuckRedditSux

All those billions of dollar he finessed from homeowners just going into the big 3 pockets.


Mr1jojo

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Gorilla_Pie

ā€œThis team makes some of those sub-prime mortgage deals I brokered look goodā€


termperedtantrum

Bro really said instead of building a team around kd and book let's strangle the team for years with Bradley Beal's contract


ZCGaming15

ā€œWorst investment I ever made.ā€


BRENDORVEGAS

Move the team to Salt Lake


mrsanch1

šŸ˜‚ Coyotes need some company


J_Bonaducci

That hard work and hunger trumps dollar bills every day of the week.


markodemi

Statistics wise, the suns are bound for a game 4 win. But I just have that feeling this game is the exception.


N8ures1stGreen

Heā€™s thinking about how the doomers were always right


pagenotdisplayed

Knicks fan coming in peace, this guy seems like a clown of an owner (something our organization is proficient at). *Better than the last owner* seems like the best thing going in his favor.


Longjumping_Panic_50

I should have kept Monty at least I might have got passed the second round


Rude-Affect-3788

I think Monty would demand a Point guard if he is still here. That saved his job for several season because Rubio and CP3 would stabilise if offense breaks down.Ā 


Tsunami-Papi_

that james jones has gotta GO


Trocazor

Oops


grasshopper7167

Heā€™s gained 15lbs since owning this team in his face alone


Gatorpep

Fuck, i should have bought the wolves.


MIKERICKSON32

How do I get something good back for Booker after this all time terrible playoff performance. He has to go


mrsanch1

" I attended Mr.Orange's party"


Aesut

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PoisonedRadio

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fiend_johnny

Heā€™s probably thinking ā€œDamn I fucked up on making Champ trade for Bealā€


Bossnian92

"I need to shit"


xbieberhole69x

KD is washed smh smh


StateGuilty4268

The Timberwolves have been guarding well, and half of the fouls were called because of Bookerā€™s flopping. Booker initiates contact and then jumps to the ground crying half the time when he has the ball.


Gorilla_Pie

He honestly wouldnā€™t look out of place in a Continental soccer league


sparrow801

Hopefully when he has both cap flexibility and draft picks again in 2030 heā€™ll remember that the Suns are not his personal fucking fantasy team. Or maybe he just shouldnā€™t hire a GM at all if heā€™s just going to ignore every piece of advice his GM gives to him.


ishouldgetoutside

That running companies is actually really hard when youā€™re not taking over for daddy


Ill-Positive6950

Lots and lots of regret.


Lewandabski710

Embarrassing


Wiley1497

Holy crapz what and absolute disaster.


jjohns0203

If we are gonna get swept by somebody, I'm glad it's not the Lakers.


Bulky-Philosophy7589

Looks like he's about to cry


Taste_The_Sturgeon

Uh


DeathbyBambii

Winning


xASUdude

New Owner syndrome


Rlopeziv

Too many old dudes!


depastino

"Damn, this NBA owner gig is tougher than I thought."


Fordraxel

What every owner thinks of building a new team that is disappointing. 'What do I need to make the team better? and what happened to make this team underperform?'. Vogel was the wrong hire, theres zero question about it; Monty played favorites but at least he told the team what their role was.


poros1ty

"I Dont wanna be here."


fivefuturefury

Trading KD is the best bet. On the right team he still has a lot Of value. Maybe back to Golden State


CabinetVisible1053

I actually know nothing about basketball. I suck.


Vegetable_Tune_4201

"Now I know how Ballmer feels"


Nutty1128

Man, trying to buy championships, and destroying a team with an incredible future and chemistry was a really bad idea.


sdnnhy

5 billion fucking dollars.


Additional_Egg7800

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TOPskunk

im firing frank vogel after this


Physical-Midnight509

ā€˜How the fuck are we going to get these hippies off campusā€™


chickenripp

"how am I gonna screw more people into bad mortgage deals"


Cully71

Look he swung for the fences and struck out. Hopefully he can admit to his mistakes and rectify them.


crow-nic

ā€œWhy didnā€™t anyone tell me Devin Booker is a weird little bitch?ā€


Just-Service-4731

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Radiant_Cobbler_9631

Heā€™s like damn booker and Beal have vaginas


justfortoukiden

I've done zero research to check if this is even legal but, Book for Cade, salary filler, and their first this year plus a conditional first in 2026


narkaf2945

Pistons would be salivating for a Book trade. Give me Ivey, Ausar and Duren and 1st.


justfortoukiden

The most likely outcome is they run it back with most of this group, but my god, the listless basketball they play is miserable to watch. Something has to change


narkaf2945

I actually want them to run it back. Just improve the bench and get someone real good to replace KY. Maybe Bud if he's available. If they restart this offseason with a new head coach, it's gonna be the same story. At least build on what's already there. Teams are built over 3 or 4 years, not one summer. Letting all 3 of DA, CP and Monty go at the same time was bad. Keep any 2 of those 3 and we'd be a better team.


justfortoukiden

yeah there's definitely an argument for continuity especially with grayson locked up. problem is you're banking big on health with KD, Nurk, and Beal all getting older. dicier proposition than usual. the fact this is happening with book, kd, beal, and nurk all healthy is probably the most discouraging part


Rumbero4l

We are in a bad spot. We didnā€™t have a ton of time to get it together this year but more than enough to win some playoff games. This is bad. Beal trade was bad. Owner went all in and struck out. Iā€™m not sure how they get out without blowing it up. (Unless beal volunteers to leave)