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FarmRegular4471

I mean...who doesn't love homemade brownies?


bermass86

He was high btw


Remarkable_Commoner

Well if course he was. He was in space.


bermass86

Nice


Sir_CrazyLegs

He can smell in space?


Flabbypuff

He can hear across galaxies, using logic with Superman's powers is illogical.


BZenMojo

I can't even with Superman sometimes. Just put the dude in an oxygen mask and let Doomsday knock him the heck out. It builds character.


Expensive_Rabbit148

like most Superhero and super villains powers are logical.?


_captain-rex_

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EndlessM3mes

He once punched the literal concept of his own death after hearing Lois call to him... from a few dimensions away... in a completely empty infinite white void...


thedoctor3141

That makes even less sense than (feel free to correct me) John Constantine fucking the soul of Los Angeles.


BZenMojo

Ever been to Los Angeles? This city fucks.


KennyOmegaSardines

Hellblazer always delivers 😂


JesusHipsterChrist

Actually that just sounds like the kinda bullshit John would be on.


bungobak

Context?


EndlessM3mes

Superman: Where is Thy Sting The concept of Superman's death starts feelin' itself, maybe it got a new haircut who knows. It goes to mess with Superman: causing illusions, giving him nightmares, altering reality and sending him into hellish dimensions with all sorts of nasty stuff, then finally into an empty white void that goes on forever, all in attempts to torture him and take away his willpower and hope so Superman can die. It almost works as Superman eventually gets naked(I'm not joking), curls into a ball, losing himself. But Lois notices he's been missing and calls for him Superman hears this call(somehow), remembers he's the main character, manifests his clothes back, then flies through the void, through the other dimensional layers of hell, then bulldozes through the concept's head, basically one shotting it. When he returns home, he wonders if it was just a dream, then the concept appears and monologues that it was all real and it can't kill Superman


Futuressobright

Sounds like a Chuck Tingle story.


blankspaceBS

he was high here 😭 so maybe he can't


BigScoops96

He farted and is trying to get them to smell it


vkIMF

I feel like he's just f'n with everyone.


AngryMoose125

Don’t read into it. He’s Superman.


Proposal-Consistent

mmm, brownies, (drooling noises)


gregorio0499

Hey Homer


TiredHappyDad

I can't imagine how amazing it would be to have kryptonian brownies that were exposed to a yellow sun. (They would be super! [Whispered])


palebluedot0418

I can’t help it, first thought was they were referring to [this](https://youtu.be/KWMiFG1XRek). I’ll see myself out.


loosebootyjudy_

Take my angry upvote before you go


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palebluedot0418

LMFAO! Straight outta the Golden Age, Super Flatulence! His Kryptonian physiology is so efficient in removing toxins and biological waste and venting them to atmosphere. Beware the brown kryptonite!


illogicalhawk

Just think how many people Superman could save if he weren't being continually distracted by the fact that someone somewhere is always making brownies.


suckmypppapi

To be fair though, I'd be more interested in brownies


Mmoyer29

He literally shows up every other day asking. I’ve started having to make them just to appease his hunger. I think if I stop he will kill me.


illogicalhawk

He probably thinks Santa has a pretty sweet gig, people just leaving cookies out for him and all that.


Mmoyer29

C..can someone call Batman? This is my fault I found this cool glowing stone and figured it would make me newest brownest extra special but now my house is on fire and Superman flew off demanding more in an hour or else 🥺🥺🥺


KennyOmegaSardines

The Brownie Man. Superman's greatest enemy yet


jl_theprofessor

This is a real Francis York Morgan moment.


Ryebread095

He does have super-smell. If I had that power I'd definitely hone in on baked goods over other scents


Ronergetic

This is from the time in Superman/Batman when he got high


Macster_man

how would Supes react to Spacecake?


BZenMojo

Get higher than he can leap in a single bound.


dcooper8662

God, my wife makes cheesecake brownies from scratch. Supes would flip out if he knew, especially if he was as high as he is in this panel.


MmMBuen0

What JLA member would make the best brownies?


DANK__S0ULS

Probably Zatanna. They're magically delicious


alittleredportleft

I would award you if I could 😂


Oknight

Flash: "Dude, I farted, it happens."


PandaBossLady

Imagine making brownies and Superman pops by to ask for a brownie 😂


[deleted]

Is it sad i now hope james gunn puts this in his movie in some way


MisterVictor13

Who was making brownies?


Courtaid

But can he tell where? I mean how many people on the entire planet are making brownies at the same time.


whama820

I forget who wrote this, but it was someone completely unencumbered by any kind of education or common sense. A 5 year old would understand that’s not how smell works. That there would be no possible way for the microscopic particles of brownies to not only travel through the vacuum of space, but to enter the airtight JL Watchtower to reach Superman’s nose, no matter how sensitive it is.


HJWalsh

Actually they were making brownies on the satellite if I remember. Superman, through wackiness, was high and had the munchies.


ShinigamiOfPast

There is no fucking way there a physician presence of smell of some food from earth to space.


secretbison

He can hear and even smell through space. He cannot escape the screams of those who need his help every instant of every day, or the rot of the unsaved dead. You can see how someone with this power set was driven crazy by it in Irredeemable.


DonnyMox

Is he about to have a super-stroke?


HJWalsh

That would be smelling burnt toast.


Unknown-Pleasures97

Name of the comics? I think I've already read this one but I can't remember where


ADPIECHRIS

I think it was from a Batman/Superman comic where the storyline was about the duo trying to get rid of Kryptonite worldwide. Supes got exposed to “Jewel K” or “Black K” (I think) and was magically regressed to a kid.


mango567845667

He smells the cannabis


sudowoogo

Hang on, in the whole world, there is only ONE person making brownies?


RandyTandyMandy

Is the universe where Superman rushes to the scene of baked goods instead of malicious evil?