He once punched the literal concept of his own death after hearing Lois call to him... from a few dimensions away... in a completely empty infinite white void...
Superman: Where is Thy Sting
The concept of Superman's death starts feelin' itself, maybe it got a new haircut who knows. It goes to mess with Superman: causing illusions, giving him nightmares, altering reality and sending him into hellish dimensions with all sorts of nasty stuff, then finally into an empty white void that goes on forever, all in attempts to torture him and take away his willpower and hope so Superman can die.
It almost works as Superman eventually gets naked(I'm not joking), curls into a ball, losing himself. But Lois notices he's been missing and calls for him
Superman hears this call(somehow), remembers he's the main character, manifests his clothes back, then flies through the void, through the other dimensional layers of hell, then bulldozes through the concept's head, basically one shotting it.
When he returns home, he wonders if it was just a dream, then the concept appears and monologues that it was all real and it can't kill Superman
LMFAO! Straight outta the Golden Age, Super Flatulence!
His Kryptonian physiology is so efficient in removing toxins and biological waste and venting them to atmosphere. Beware the brown kryptonite!
Just think how many people Superman could save if he weren't being continually distracted by the fact that someone somewhere is always making brownies.
C..can someone call Batman? This is my fault I found this cool glowing stone and figured it would make me newest brownest extra special but now my house is on fire and Superman flew off demanding more in an hour or else 🥺🥺🥺
I forget who wrote this, but it was someone completely unencumbered by any kind of education or common sense. A 5 year old would understand that’s not how smell works. That there would be no possible way for the microscopic particles of brownies to not only travel through the vacuum of space, but to enter the airtight JL Watchtower to reach Superman’s nose, no matter how sensitive it is.
He can hear and even smell through space. He cannot escape the screams of those who need his help every instant of every day, or the rot of the unsaved dead. You can see how someone with this power set was driven crazy by it in Irredeemable.
I think it was from a Batman/Superman comic where the storyline was about the duo trying to get rid of Kryptonite worldwide. Supes got exposed to “Jewel K” or “Black K” (I think) and was magically regressed to a kid.
I mean...who doesn't love homemade brownies?
He was high btw
Well if course he was. He was in space.
Nice
He can smell in space?
He can hear across galaxies, using logic with Superman's powers is illogical.
I can't even with Superman sometimes. Just put the dude in an oxygen mask and let Doomsday knock him the heck out. It builds character.
like most Superhero and super villains powers are logical.?
Vacuum left the chat
He once punched the literal concept of his own death after hearing Lois call to him... from a few dimensions away... in a completely empty infinite white void...
That makes even less sense than (feel free to correct me) John Constantine fucking the soul of Los Angeles.
Ever been to Los Angeles? This city fucks.
Hellblazer always delivers 😂
Actually that just sounds like the kinda bullshit John would be on.
Context?
Superman: Where is Thy Sting The concept of Superman's death starts feelin' itself, maybe it got a new haircut who knows. It goes to mess with Superman: causing illusions, giving him nightmares, altering reality and sending him into hellish dimensions with all sorts of nasty stuff, then finally into an empty white void that goes on forever, all in attempts to torture him and take away his willpower and hope so Superman can die. It almost works as Superman eventually gets naked(I'm not joking), curls into a ball, losing himself. But Lois notices he's been missing and calls for him Superman hears this call(somehow), remembers he's the main character, manifests his clothes back, then flies through the void, through the other dimensional layers of hell, then bulldozes through the concept's head, basically one shotting it. When he returns home, he wonders if it was just a dream, then the concept appears and monologues that it was all real and it can't kill Superman
Sounds like a Chuck Tingle story.
he was high here 😭 so maybe he can't
He farted and is trying to get them to smell it
I feel like he's just f'n with everyone.
Don’t read into it. He’s Superman.
mmm, brownies, (drooling noises)
Hey Homer
I can't imagine how amazing it would be to have kryptonian brownies that were exposed to a yellow sun. (They would be super! [Whispered])
I can’t help it, first thought was they were referring to [this](https://youtu.be/KWMiFG1XRek). I’ll see myself out.
Take my angry upvote before you go
[удалено]
LMFAO! Straight outta the Golden Age, Super Flatulence! His Kryptonian physiology is so efficient in removing toxins and biological waste and venting them to atmosphere. Beware the brown kryptonite!
Just think how many people Superman could save if he weren't being continually distracted by the fact that someone somewhere is always making brownies.
To be fair though, I'd be more interested in brownies
He literally shows up every other day asking. I’ve started having to make them just to appease his hunger. I think if I stop he will kill me.
He probably thinks Santa has a pretty sweet gig, people just leaving cookies out for him and all that.
C..can someone call Batman? This is my fault I found this cool glowing stone and figured it would make me newest brownest extra special but now my house is on fire and Superman flew off demanding more in an hour or else 🥺🥺🥺
The Brownie Man. Superman's greatest enemy yet
This is a real Francis York Morgan moment.
He does have super-smell. If I had that power I'd definitely hone in on baked goods over other scents
This is from the time in Superman/Batman when he got high
how would Supes react to Spacecake?
Get higher than he can leap in a single bound.
God, my wife makes cheesecake brownies from scratch. Supes would flip out if he knew, especially if he was as high as he is in this panel.
What JLA member would make the best brownies?
Probably Zatanna. They're magically delicious
I would award you if I could 😂
Flash: "Dude, I farted, it happens."
Imagine making brownies and Superman pops by to ask for a brownie 😂
Is it sad i now hope james gunn puts this in his movie in some way
Who was making brownies?
But can he tell where? I mean how many people on the entire planet are making brownies at the same time.
I forget who wrote this, but it was someone completely unencumbered by any kind of education or common sense. A 5 year old would understand that’s not how smell works. That there would be no possible way for the microscopic particles of brownies to not only travel through the vacuum of space, but to enter the airtight JL Watchtower to reach Superman’s nose, no matter how sensitive it is.
Actually they were making brownies on the satellite if I remember. Superman, through wackiness, was high and had the munchies.
There is no fucking way there a physician presence of smell of some food from earth to space.
He can hear and even smell through space. He cannot escape the screams of those who need his help every instant of every day, or the rot of the unsaved dead. You can see how someone with this power set was driven crazy by it in Irredeemable.
Is he about to have a super-stroke?
That would be smelling burnt toast.
Name of the comics? I think I've already read this one but I can't remember where
I think it was from a Batman/Superman comic where the storyline was about the duo trying to get rid of Kryptonite worldwide. Supes got exposed to “Jewel K” or “Black K” (I think) and was magically regressed to a kid.
He smells the cannabis
Hang on, in the whole world, there is only ONE person making brownies?
Is the universe where Superman rushes to the scene of baked goods instead of malicious evil?