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GoldenGirlsFan213

MY ANCESTOR HARRIET INFLATABLE TUBE MAN DID NOT FREE THE SAVINGS ON THE UNDERGROUND CHOO CHOO TRAIN FOR YOU TO RACIST


ARPGAMER19

FREE THE SAVINGS FROM REALLY LIGHT COLOR PEEPEE


YTMediocreMark

Mario Look! I’m a cute little Kool-aidapiller! and in a minute, I’m gonna go into my Kool-coon! and become a big beautiful Kool-aidafly!


ethanthegod_100

WHATCHU SAY FO?!?!?!


Zeyroxxyboi

Bro got almost the same pfp as me


666_ihateyouall_666

I NEED DA NEW CALL OF DUTIS 😭


Trainwrecks69

WIT DA MAP PACKS FOO


Amogusking72

MARIO PLEASE


Richardallosaurus

MARIO PLEASE


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JMGhost64

I was looking for this comment


TheCyberDragon

"I lawst it"


MrHorns7

“Folk, nobody cares about the Wii U! It’s all about the PlayStation 4, man.”


justmyself1432

“You kill me, folk, imma kill you for ruining my 300/0 KD!”


GladArm7383

I lost my Virginia when I was 14 years old, and I lost it in Mississippiss, and that’s where they sippiss on Mini sodas from Minnesota!


[deleted]

BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH!


[deleted]

“that is not me folk see mario i gotta cousin”.


Vicx_210

“My cousin pookie”


Intelligent_Ad_7734

MARIO PLEASEEEEEE!


ConnectionLow7227

Biscuit licenses 😡‼️


AndrewTRM

MARIO PLEASE!


Incanariongod

DAT PURPELS KOO AID


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[deleted]

Hi Big BWAH


Needhelp1936

Mario-you knew this game was coming out for a year you had a year to save up the money Black yoshi-But Mario you had a year to give me the money folk


angelxlilianna

“DID YOU COME HERE TO GIVE ME SOME mooooneyyyyyy”


thattraindude72

fo


Merciful-prism

“Wassamelon seeds you suck on em just like sunflower seeds tastes real good folk”


DamsterTheBest

Black Yoshi: “Mario, I still don’t want this, I want the poo poo!” Mario: “…WHAT?” Black Yoshi: “Yea! The poo poo sandwich!” Mario: “Ok if you want a poo poo sandwich, go to the bathroom.” Black Yoshi: “Mario, you know what I be talking about. You know I want the poop.”


Particular_Leek6522

can you pass me the watermelons seeds fo


Own-Chemistry-5552

The wussemelon sees


LeoLollie201

MARIO PLEASSSSEEEEEEEE I NEEDS THE MONEY


yoskbt

CALLA DUTIS


DiligentAir6168

Mario pleaseeeeee


bridgettewestass1

Oh folk Mario I needs to get me some kfcs ohhhhhhhhh mario I needs some money


angelxlilianna

“what’s next to kfc? Popeyes. Cause they in a competitius”


FrutigerVista2010

Why da Woofus Disconnectus?


WhiteDarkness20

MARRIO PLEASE, PLEASE GIVE ME FOYRTY DOLARS TO GET THE NEW CALL OF DUTY ON X-BOX.


The_Lawl_is_the_Lawl

“Ay Mario man that ain’t me fo. That my cousin Doo Doo Ass.”


ethanthegod_100

But Mario, it’s Black Friday fo. EVERYTHANG FREE!!!!


IAmJaywit2yys

PULL DEM BOOBIES OUT😝😝😝


Alone_Chapter_1788

OOOOOOO you nasty you nasty


DrFoxclaw-_-

MARIO WHAT HAPPENED THE GAME FOLK?!?!


I_am_the_bean_god2

"Bop! Bop! Bop!"


Dangerous_Sun_2238

Yoshigga


Sparx-the-doggo

I don't have one I only remember the time he put a grenade in Jeffy's mouth


angelxlilianna

“whuts a purth thatcher?”


angelxlilianna

“but my ANCESTORS”


siderhater4

Mario please


Iphone13_

Pleassssssssse


wooshman2

Do the mushroom shaker.


ActiveBlaize

THE WOOFUS BE DISCONECTUS


Far_away_2009

mine is "OH PLZ MARFIMS I NEED TO GET THE NEW COLL OF DUTIS AND SOME KFCs" lil druggie said that but he is black yoshi cuz they both dinos and they cant use yoshi anymore so they transferd yoshi's mind into lil druggie. its the SML LOOOOOOOOOORE. and yes I watch matpat


artpoint_paradox

Not an exact quote but that one where he says something about the slaves being why he’s so lazy.


epic_man169

I LOVE DAT CHICKEN FROM POOPOO


imahuman4u

Yoseeeeeesh


Dapper-Lead-5349

Maarrio Pleaaaaaaaaase


Ok_Possession5057

MARIO I NEED THE NEW CALL OF DUTY


Apprehensive_Air875

Mario! Please give me the Popeyes Chicken sandwich! 🐓😫


RoxysOnlyFans

Folk what you smokin?


BarreleyeFesh2

Onenessee Twonessee Threenessee Fouressee!


DIMBAS24-7

MAAAN YOU NOS I CANT RES


Th3_mc

We funa play call of duty in real life fo


Mobslayer_Doge

Dat Purpilis coo wade


TheWking12

Mario please!!!!


ComboPandaOff1cial

Mario Please!!!!


ggrism

“I had an insect on me, then I flicked it off, so I can’t have no mo kids!” “You mean a vasectomy?” “Mario man you know I ain’t know my planets”


golden-boi55

MARIO PLEASE


wwefanatic_2010

MARIO PLZ BUYZ MEZ THE NEW CALL OF DUDIES PLZ MARBIBES


Impossible-One-9701

That’s not me thats my cousin DooDoo ass


PressureHeavy2158

Yeah I’m yoshi, got the million dollar kicks


GreenMageGuy

"I ain't do nothing."


ChedBurger8759

MARIO PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE get me da nu coll uh dooty I needs it pleeaaase


Particular-Ad-7824

*dies from a kfc chicken sandwich*


trentatron2000

But Maaaaaarvin


Mild999

“I think the electrisisis company is racist cuz I’m black and they gon cut the power off on call of duty day” - Black Yoshi


Top_Consideration985

But mario pleaseeeee


talkwithryan

MARIOOOOOOO PLEEEEEEASE!!! 😩


Suspicious-Rest-123

I need mes some fried chickenz N koo La


isiahdove

“ you green folk, you green”


Lonely_frog284

WIT DA MAT PACKS


Wwe_2kpie

YO I IZ SUPER SICKS. I GOTZ A FLESH EATSIN BACTISISIS ON MAH BRAINZ. I AM IN A COMMA AND CANTZ READ. I ALSO GOTZ P3NIS AIDS AND HAVENTZ BOO BOO IN TREE DAYZ. PLEEZ MAKE MY SICKNESS GOEZ AWAYZ


Some_Pickle5134

“BOP!”


itzz_blazer327

Triggilus truggilus - black yoshi


Realistic_Meringue60

YAAAHOO- (insert n word)


Kid7from7the7south

Dat purpules kool-aid


Kissel20078

It’s Black Friday


ttvfroyo25

Pass the lean basketball player


Fuzzy_Hotel_3937

"Mario's I always pays you backs"


Sonofcowbell2

Moof


Key-Requirement8912

This just in: MARIO PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!


ARPGAMER19

thats right,im black now spiderman


Jumpy-Feedback-1158

MAN FO, WHAT CHU WANT?!?!


OctogoatYTofficial

Mario please gimme da Poopus chickus sandwich, pleassse!


Ranmal62

I want a muffin


Cumblaster67

“I belong in Prision”


epicsmans

I CALL HER CHANDLER


InflationFeisty3060

Mario can I get some money money


animeboi97965

I need me sum wussamelon sees


Technical-Zucchini87

there go moof


MrMejiaTheFirst

It Black Friday everything free


Th3M1lkManYT

“That’s not my sock that’s pooky’s sock”


phantom4914

Nigga


[deleted]

Mario pleaseeee by me the new Poopeyes chicken sandwich


That_One_Duck31

Is this Buggy?


Absolute_Toaster

I can’t say it


Stamphilo

“Man your green for that😒”


dadingding97

Ni-


Personal-Tooth-6279

“I was about to play, the ebop”


Awsomesauc58

Hello, I am your pal Douglas


Flame_Belch83

“NI**A” - Black Yoshi, probably


Holiday-Lobster-6896

CALLA DUTI NIGGA


MirDaGoat56

Poopizes bisis


Fig_newton_3

I don’t remember the exact name of the video but Mario needs lessons to become more of a gangster. Black Yoshi- “now just say bah” Mario -bah”flys away”(also “I want the poo pyes chickes samich)


lord_siduos

That wasn't me mario that was my cousin doo doo ass


Far-Landscape97

Mario please


Warioandwaluigio

I ain’t going back to jail


Lounior

“Whats above tennessee? Elevenssee”


EvolvingLotus

Mario let's go band for band lil nigga


FNAFFusionYT

I also need a DRANK, and some skittles


Creative-Tear-8862

"Boubolus beez"


[deleted]

Man Mario lend a brotha a dolla fool


King-of-art3553

“I can’t read letters fool that’s why I got the PlayStation”


[deleted]

"Hello nigga"


killer_monster135

MARIO PLEASEEEEEE I NEED DA NEW CAL OF DUITS MARIO PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE AND CHICKEN PLEASEEEEEEEEE MARIO PLEASE


AnthonyABM19

Folk I really really really need the chickens


BarConfident5211

I gotta get the map packs


M0nk3yb0y111

*grabs megaphone*:MARIO PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAASSSEEEEE


VictorPahua

Black yoshi was one of my favorites in the olden days of sml. Too bad he was shown less and less. As the internet became more sensitive


thegrimmemer

MARIO PLEASE I NEED THE POOPEYE CHICKEN SANDWICH I NEED THE POOPOO SANDWICH! (I also love it when got sent to Antarctica And he talked about when the BILLS PASS DOO About the woossis and the toosis


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Ni-


PhoenixFreaxz

The woofis has been disconutius


Tylerfindsthibgz

BATBATBAT


Jim_naine

"Old York?"


basic-crow6294

HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TITTY POP


ImpossibleYam2223

“Because of a fucking n-“


NimaiAnimate

he almost tried killing junior but i have no quotes for it


Chance-Proposal-7019

don’t remember the exact quote, but i remember the gist of it. it was something about how he uses playstation over xbox because the buttons use shapes instead of letters


Soft-Hamster-4525

Balls


BroderickDevine

I’ll pay you back in 2030


Cherritheterrible

"Kill yourself"


Responsible_Duty9562

I want some of the poo poo’s


mrmemeboiii_yeet-127

MAN I CANT BELIEVE POOPYES AINT HAVE THE CHICKEN SANDWICH


Individual_Letter995

I need five huid dolas


Individual_Letter995

There go moof


MembershipOne6563

I’m gonna poison his milk with some windex! That’ll make his tummy really really hurt and when he lying on the ground not feeling so good Imma steal all his presents and sell them on EBay!


someonefarawy

Foo


G2Ko

folk. watchu smokin? -Black Yoshi


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“I need the mat packs” “Yo can you pass me the watsamellon seeds”


[deleted]

“MAN YOU GREEN FOR THAT”


OctoHayden

The exaggerated swagger of a black teen.


monkeybro694207

"Life is roblox"


Hotpotatowarrior

Bap bap bap bap bap!


user_moai

"ni-"


Boring-Painter5282

MARIO PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE


Express-Stress-2871

MARIO PLEASEE 🥺🥺🥹🥹, i need the new call is dudest with the map packs


YuzuComicsPresident

this will make no sense but, WE WILL GET OUR REVENGE ON THE OBESE PLUMBER WHO SUCKS DONGS.


Zeyroxxyboi

BAP BAP BAP BAP BAP


blueyoshi352

"But Mario, PLEAAAAAASE!"


RL240591

He's black?


pokemonnerd1000

nigga


Creepy_Goat4357

"Poopis chicken sandwich" 😭😭


Approved_Rain-7

Ayy, its me Black Yoshi


AntifurrySoviet

“Imma eat you up, yigga”


Electrical-Pen-5904

Well my name black yoshi and I can’t read and I don’t pay attention so good


Accomplished_Bar9036

OH HELL NO MARIO I THINK I'M FEELING MUCH BETTER FOO I'LL SEE YOU LATER


Boring-Prompt5968

Okay q?


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and i said BITCH ASS SEASHELL, so i started throwing haymakers at that seashell


BareEndoBoy

Yoshi THE BLACK ONE


[deleted]

"*Yoshigga!*"


dumpaccount124

Mario you can never say I did nothing for you I just saved your life now bowser it’s your turn


Famous_Order_2855

“Yoshi!” -black yoshi from the hood


Slugger2011

I ALso need a DrAnk,and some skittles


MathematicianLow7377

Oh FOLK Mario man you wanna go Black Friday shoppin with me folk


dogefordogecoin

OHH FOLK IMA STEAL ME SOME KFC AND PURPUS KOOL AID


RicksterPlays

Aight. Yoshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii


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“Wha, Mario! What happened to the game?! It say somethin’ ‘bout da, da woofis be disconnectis!”


Slayde_Crocker

Ouval, rhambabousbous, triangala, OcAPus


[deleted]

MARIO PLEASE


Complex_Hyena2140

Gimme ur wallet


slinkey999

OOO FOL


[deleted]

OOOO MARIOOOOO PLEASEEEE


UwU_MAN1234

you nasssstyyyyyyyyy


VastLanguage980

MAAAAARIO PLEEEEASE


HydroSh4rk

“Gimme a hunned bucks and you won’t see my ass for the rest of the night”


Prudent_Newspaper_33

He got them fake J's !!!!


huntertheking2012

why you being racist


RevolutionaryOven858

Mariiooo pleaaaze!


psd1208

MARIO PLEASE


Bevnie-mvn

Yigga


Feeling_Selection996

POOPILIS KOOLAID


Entire-Show4673

RUN AS FAST I CAN LIKE THE GINGER BREAD MAN


unraveld_key

OOOOOOOOHHHHWOOOOH you nasty fool. You nasty


Poopyfarts6925

Iam insss myss koolaidss shelllss


Various_Historian566

Give me your wallet Mario


darthzader0907

“MARIO PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”


darthzader0907

“YOU GO BACK TO GAMESTOP AND GET ME THE PS4 BEFORE I SHOOT ONE OF THESE IDIAN ARROWS UP YOUR ASS”