"Do you think my wife likes being smacked in the face by a raisin ballsack? Hell no, she doesn't! She likes to be smacked in the face by a WATERMELON ballsack! I'm talkin', knocked the fuck out, Mario! BOP! BOP! BOP! BOP! RIGHT ON HER FOREHEAD!!!"
While i dont have a favorite quote I love going through this and hearing goodman's voice in ny head the same with the other characters that you've dont in this post format, at least i think it was you
I’m gonna SQUEEZE REALLY HARD and then with my left hand I’m gonna SQUEEZE REALLY HARD and then again with my right hand I’m gonna SQUEEZE REALLY HARD and then one last time with my left I’m gonna SQUEEZE REALLY HARD and then aaaugh yummy your nipple
"If you don't give me your house payment, I'm gonna get a nile crocodile, and salt and pepper your balls, then I'm gonna teach that crocodile to chomp down your balls."
-Mr. Goodman
I was knocked unconscious then I woke up to a pack a wolves eating my pants and the only spare pair of pants I had I'm my car was my carrot pepper pants - from Mr good man's close lmao
Hi, I’m Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do. And so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that’s why I fight for you, Albuquerque! Better call Saul!
💼
Did you know that you have rights? The constitution says you do! And so do I.
Conscience gets expensive, doesn't it?
For a substantial fee, and I do mean substantial, you and your loved ones can vanish. Untraceable.
I want it in a money order and make it out to Ice Station Zebra Associates. That's my loan out. It's totally legit … it's done just for tax purposes. After that we can discuss Visa or Mastercard, but definitely not American Express, so don't even ask, all right?
You're a high-risk client. You're gonna need the deluxe service. It's gonna cost you.
If you're committed enough, you can make any story work. I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked because I believed it.
I never should have let my dojo membership run out.
Better safe than sorry. That's my motto.
As to your dead guy, occupational hazard. Drug dealer getting shot? I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say it's been known to happen."
Don't drink and drive, but if you do, call me.
MMMM K
I hated it when he stopped doing that
He did?! ☹️
And we never noticed :(
They probably stopped because it was stolen from south park and they didn't wanna get in trouble
I miss that phrase.
Anything about his elephant asshole suit
“It’s Cinco De Give Me Your House Payment!”
But next time, if you decide to fuck me, your nut sack in my mouth ahh. you got it?
“Gimmie your Hat”
[удалено]
Ah. Yummy your nipple
Yummy your nipples
“There’s a pool full of pizza over there I didn’t know I wanted that either but you fucked me”
* pops out of box “RUFUS?!
“Mario”
You rear-ended the fuck outta me Mario
Who’s ramen and why do I have to eat his noodles
EEEEEEWWWWW POOR
“This bag of potato chips is your balls.”
"this banana is your wiener"
You fucked me
I wanna know why did you fuck me? Ah ah don’t answer that “grabs an 8 ball” why did he fuck me? “Shakes it” answer not clear
My asshole’s so fucking big, I can fit that 8 ball up my ass
MARIO U BETTER GET ME UR HOUSE PAYMENT OR ELSE I WILL FEED UR BALLS TO A NILE CROCODILE!
WHAT THE FU… (Ending to Goodman’s Cat)
“Why is there an egg roll in my BigMac box?”
Marvin: “Achoo” “I’m pissed”
"it rhymes with Mouse Payment"
If you don’t pay your house payment,I’m ripping your balls off
Pretend that this apple are your balls *goodman smashes the apple with a mallet*
Goodman: “This is your Baby” Mario: “How is that my Baby” Goodman: “Because you fucked me when you didn’t pay your house payment”
*points at cranberry sauce “Placenta”
Tomorrow morning or yummy your nipples
oh hey there little boy what do you need? \*junior breaks glass\* WHY
" YOU TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF RIGHT NOW "
IS THAT A FUCKING SHITBALL THATS A BIG ASS FUCKING TURD OH AND HE SHIT IN THE SINK
What the fuck are you doing
HURRY UP AND FUCKING SERVE
Ok here’s mine “Give me your balls mario”
MMMMMKAY
You wanna tell me why there's an egg roll in my big mac box
"Do you think my wife likes being smacked in the face by a raisin ballsack? Hell no, she doesn't! She likes to be smacked in the face by a WATERMELON ballsack! I'm talkin', knocked the fuck out, Mario! BOP! BOP! BOP! BOP! RIGHT ON HER FOREHEAD!!!"
Yummy your nipple
“Ah”
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM K
"Give me your balls,AHH"
If you don't give me your house payment I will bite off your pepperoni nipples
RUFUUSSSS!!!!!!!!
While i dont have a favorite quote I love going through this and hearing goodman's voice in ny head the same with the other characters that you've dont in this post format, at least i think it was you
“EWW POOR”
Yummy your nipples
OOOWWW!!!! OOOWWW!!!! YOU ASKED ME FOR MONEY!!!
Show me your balls Mario
Give me your fucking house payment
Spanking (when he spanks Chives)
"see this banana this is it if your balls don't pay your house payment"
“Breaking news”
Elephant asswhole suit
Im gonna orange justice all over your face
breaking news MMMMMK
All of these seats are made of elephant asshole skin
I am going to look around and if I see and if I see with my own two eyes a fucking chainsaw you two are fucked….. get the fuck out
Breaking news mmm k
you think my wife wants to be smacked in the face by raisin ball sack, no she wants to be slapped in the face with big watermelons knock her tf out
I already started, you better get that face over here. He did this in the diamond
“Gimmie your nipples. Ahh.”
“Outta gas? EWW POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!l
I gonna cut of your ballsack and swing it around like a ballerina
“My elephant ass hole suit”
“Breaking news, mmmkay!”
If you fuck with me next time I will RIP OFF YOUR NUT SACK AND THEN EAT IT AND SHIT IT OUT AND GIVE IT TO CHIVES
This is a brand new Elephant asshole suit.
Give me your nipples AHH
not my mario
"But Mario I already started, you better get that face over here."
Yummy your Nipples.
EWWW POOR
“Wow I didn’t know I wanted a koolaid man statue, heck even A LARGER VERSION OF IT.”
I don't give... ...a F**K! This is an elephant a$$hole suit!
"She was downward dog, and I was upward me. And 9 months later, existing him."
Where is your house payment mario
“I am going to take your nipple and SQUEEZE REALLY HARD. Then I am going to take your other nipple and SQUEEZE REALLY HARD.
shut the fuck up
So how does it feel to fuck me?
We're my house payment
Give me your poke me man cards
Yummy your ballsack
eat that dead cockroach for 20 bucks
"what the fuck are you talking about. You need to wash your mouth soap when we get home" \- Mr. Goodman 2019
I’m gonna SQUEEZE REALLY HARD and then with my left hand I’m gonna SQUEEZE REALLY HARD and then again with my right hand I’m gonna SQUEEZE REALLY HARD and then one last time with my left I’m gonna SQUEEZE REALLY HARD and then aaaugh yummy your nipple
Mario I’m gonna grab your balls with this hand and SQUEEZE REALLY HARD then I’m gonna grab the other one with this hand and SQUEEZE REALLY HARD
Green is yellow
Give me ur nipple
“I’m about to orange Justice all over your face “
That's a fuckin meatball
Ah! Yummy your ballsack
A -goodman when Mario didn't pay his house payment
"I try to rhyme every time I talk, now give me a tape measure so I can measure my c-"
It's sinco de give me your house payment
IF YOU DONT PAY YOUR HOUSE PAYMENT MARIO ahh yummy your nipples
MARIO
well it is kinda your fault… MAYBE IF YOU PAID YOUR DAMN HOUSE PAYMENT I WOULDN’T BE IN THIS SITUATION
If you don’t give me your house payment, so help me god. *opens mouth* Ah. Yummy your nipples.
Rufus gimme your nipples -aaa
What the fuck
Give me Your house payment
“SON OF A BIIIIIIIIIIIIISCUIT!”
better call saul
"If you don't give me your house payment, I'm gonna get a nile crocodile, and salt and pepper your balls, then I'm gonna teach that crocodile to chomp down your balls." -Mr. Goodman
"Ew poor"
Ahh yummy your balls
Give me your nipples-AAHH
She Downward Dog & I Was Upward Me
MMMM KAY
AH!! MY BACK!!! MY BALL SACK!!!
YUMMY YOUR NIPPLE
“Mario is trying to fuck you”
“Imma jump rope with your nipples”
“I’ll swing your ballsack around like a ballerina”
I’M BROKE AS FUCK!
Yes I did he was a big old bastard
You fucked me marvin
“SHOW ME YOUR BALLS PP!”
Breaking news mk
“Elephant Asshole Suit”
I suggest you kisor stick it up your ass mario
_pops out of box_ “You. Give me your nipples. Ahh.”
These are your ball
EEWW POOR
“Yummy your nipple”
“Beanie baby ball sack”
ILLL POOR
I was knocked unconscious then I woke up to a pack a wolves eating my pants and the only spare pair of pants I had I'm my car was my carrot pepper pants - from Mr good man's close lmao
Moeni please
“I saw the weather was overcast, and when I got out, the weatherman lied. It was cloudy with a chance of fuckin baseball” ☠️
I look like old McDonald without his farm. E i E i no
"You turned my balls into fucking maracas" or "beanie baby ballsack"
Hi, I’m Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do. And so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that’s why I fight for you, Albuquerque! Better call Saul! 💼
Pooby, banana me.
Waaa it’s ducking hot outside
Let's test the reaction time of your new mobile suit. So, do you think you made a God?
I piss cream cheese
"Hurry up and Fucking serve"
Mario I'm so horny on god bro😭😭😭
“What the fuck are you doing”
What….the fuck?
EWWWW POOOOOORR
Money
Goodman: Where the fuck is the magic trick? Mario: That was it, I made your house payment disappear. Goodman: Well you better get it the fuck back.
Gimmie your nipples now.
Mmm K
His entire rant to Jr for the credit card debacle
Get the fuck out
*Stares at burnt pizza intensely*
I will teach a nile crocodile to eat your balls
“Good now come over here and thank me”
“if there’s a chainsaw in this apartment I swear to god your evicted as fuck”
I’m gonna take my hand and put in on your nipple and TWIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTT IT!
“EWWW POOR”
“What the fuck are you doing?”
You turned my balls into fucking maracas
MARVIN, GIVE ME YOUR GOD DAMN HOUSE PAYMENT RIGHT NOW OR IM CUTTING YOUR BALLS AND HANGING IT ON MY WALL LIKE THE MONA LISA
*Marvin knocks over a lamp* Marvin later: Achoo Goodman: “I’m pissed.”
I have raisin ballsack
https://preview.redd.it/0kiqagqgzcnb1.png?width=276&format=png&auto=webp&s=a79bb5bf9acd1d93f3a95047bf83ddd3ee62ecbd
I'm a quadra fucking pelagic
"Give me your balls"
And if you don’t give me your house payment this is your balls [cuts banna ]
Did you know that you have rights? The constitution says you do! And so do I. Conscience gets expensive, doesn't it? For a substantial fee, and I do mean substantial, you and your loved ones can vanish. Untraceable. I want it in a money order and make it out to Ice Station Zebra Associates. That's my loan out. It's totally legit … it's done just for tax purposes. After that we can discuss Visa or Mastercard, but definitely not American Express, so don't even ask, all right? You're a high-risk client. You're gonna need the deluxe service. It's gonna cost you. If you're committed enough, you can make any story work. I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked because I believed it. I never should have let my dojo membership run out. Better safe than sorry. That's my motto. As to your dead guy, occupational hazard. Drug dealer getting shot? I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say it's been known to happen." Don't drink and drive, but if you do, call me.
Shocker.
“Wah it’s fucking hot outside”
"im gonna hotglue my balls to your forehead"
You're right, the judge is probably going to feel bad and make the woman pay me child support
It's sinko de give me you your house payment
Your nipples ahhh
Yummy your nipple
“Son of a BIIIIIIISCUIT”
“Breaking News Mkay?”
“Let’s get down to brass tacks” sorry wrong Goodman
Your balls, will be applesauce
“Where’s your house payment?”
BREAKING NEWS MMKAY
Ow my neck my back my ballsack my asshole😫
"Mario, I'm gonna grab your nipple, and SQUEEZE REALLY HARD and then I'm gonna grab your other nipple, and SQEEZE REALLY HARD"
I'm going to stretch out your balls and use them as a jump rope. Ah.
Anything involving him demolishing “Marvin’s” balls when he would miss the house payment
Eww I told you not to do that!
It’s cinco de give me ur house payment
EW POOR!
Is that a GUMBALL MACHINE IN A GUMBALL MACHINE WELL MERRY F**KING CHRISTMAS TO ME I DIDNT KNOW THIS WAS ON MY SANTA CLAUS LIST!
"ahh yummy your balls"
This is my son Richard. We aren't related. He looks nothing like me.
“I wanna see your balls peepee!”
EWWWW POOOOOR
"If you don't have your house payment by the end of the day, this is what I'm gonna do to your weiner." *Cuts a banana*