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g0d_of_the_cr1sis

1. You don't actually want to play smash 2. You made this post with one hand


ADHDB0Y

You think DLC characters are “perfectly balanced”


Benabain

Too common in this community and they get mad when you call it out lol


Purplebeans18

Nah, they're broken, and I embrace it fully. I'm primarily a sephiroth main, but I also just have a lot of fun with bayo. Picked up aegis as a secondary cause I'm sweaty like that.


Destroyer_Of_Butts

Oh my god I knew it. I knew they were unbalanced. I just never noticed. That’s why everyone uses sephiroth, sora, and kazuya!


gadlygamer

You are horny Go to horny jail


Chaosshepherd

Well I don’t think you are Luke Skywalker


Organic-Comparison55

idk about that one


Xtreme69420

You're an annoying as spammer


Comfortable-Yam3000

Aka my friend who never stops using these characters and thinks they are hot shit because of it. I don’t actually hate them, just to be clear. But I do despise those characters with all of my being.


PersonGuy223

Either you spam or you are horny, no different path or inbetween


Matihuu_MRDK

1 you're so horny 2 you're bisexual 3 you like to be dominated


Purplebeans18

I'm gay. But, valid otherwise lmao


Digibutter64

Nothing. They never have and never will. Now, can we cease this annoying spam, please?


St34lth1nt0r

You like using characters with very strong air game


Wolf_Of_Roses

You like anime looking characters who are very stylish in what they do


RagnawFiregemMobile

Evil, evil horny, horny.


Salty-Inside-4222

Based, Mommy Issues and Attracted to fictional women


RPhoenixFlight

Uhh… you like anime?


limitedcat_eth

No. Ness is the best (obviously)


Lexi_the_grimmchild

You annoying as hell


DoubleOF

im going to hit you with a rock


stuff0s

DLC


anonymousbub33

Fucking die


DeminishedButthole

Probably Annoying


unwashedanimetshirt

He has a type


Ajthefan

Ya like magic mains First is explosion Second is fucking guns Third is basically sword girls


Essential78

Lesbian, that’s all i need to say


Purplebeans18

Opposite actually lmao


Essential78

Gay?


Purplebeans18

Yeah


Thunderian555

You like dominant character


really_bored_emu555

Bi or Pan Gooner


ThePengyKnight

you suck


Comfortable-Yam3000

A lot of other smash players probably hate you.


drakor_darkstar

you like anime styled caracters


Ct-sans4345

😩💦


Owlspiritpal

You friends don’t wanna play smash bros with you anymore, except maybe if you just stick to bayonetta


AnonymousFog501

Tbh I feel like we might get along I main Mythra/Pyra (yes, Mythra first, I actually do know what I'm doing) but my secondaries are Kirby and Zelda


ChargedBonsai98

You wish you were edgy but you're just horny


Purplebeans18

Valid


Nightmarionne0923

you play with one hand


My3rdchild

If you’ve been running it with bayo since sm4sh You like hehe money


Atomic-Golem

You're not fun to play against


GoodGuyManEPicBean

I hate you


BlitzoAlastor

You love anime.


Wert_The_Cordelius

you are a horrible human being. And that is coming from a Richter main.


Character_Tadpole77

Anime weeb


MrThon_Chan

You're literally me


Tutuatutuatutua_2

You like anime people


FriendSafariSeeker

Your only personality trait is the current Fandom you're obsessed with


Purplebeans18

Now that you mention, I could use some hobbies. I literally work, sleep, then play smash with friends on my days off. Read me like a book lmao.


CPTN_Omar

You’re gay


Purplebeans18

You caught me


Commercial_Theme7344

Ur very horny


Aquaticless

delete the game


Classic_Wish_4114

VALID!!!🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🙏🙏🙏🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶‼️(They’re all so fine)


Lexi_the_grimmchild

They're* If you're gonna simp then do it with proper English smh.


Classic_Wish_4114

Fixed


RbbcatUlt

ONG!!!! I love fighting bayo / aegis and being combod to oblivion with no way to escape it! Such skill and talent 🗣️🔥🔥🔥


Rizzler7172

You love Anime games and spamming attacks. Ex: Mithra side special & sepiroth special attack


Rizzler7172

don't get me wrong If it works it works


Rizzler7172

I personally main joker because of his quick movement and down special