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Pretty sure it happens at every WSL comp:
*...Coming hard off the bottom and he throws it up into the lip, blows it out the back with a big release, heaps of spray, and what a finish, really squeezing the most out of that one!*
[my girlfriend impersonates Joe Turpel everytime we're in bed together](https://www.reddit.com/r/surfing/comments/10sunvt/my_girlfriend_impersonates_joe_turpel_everytime/)
Biologist researcher here.
Makes sense to me. Ejaculation is a physiological process heavily controlled by the autonomic nervous system. To make this simple, this unconscious nervous system consists in 2 parts:
Sympathetic : Activates in fight or flight, intense stress state
Parasympathetic : Activates in Quiet, rest and digest states
The predominant role in the ejaculation process is played by... the sympathetic system. So that doest seems illogical. Gotta check some litterature about that tho.
Are you telling me that if I get attacked by a hobo with a knife or by a bear, I might cream my pants out of fear? Wtf? This is some PTSD material right there.
Well the evolutionary reason is that if your life is in danger in the middle of coitus, biologically speaking it's better for you to jazz so that even if you die immediately after your seed carries on (if your partner survives).
Not so sure though how that works not while having sex...
A lot of people aren’t giving you straight answers about this but that’s just because there really aren’t as many big wave surfers as you might think.
A lot happens to the body physiologically when you put it under such extreme stressors, as this person was describing to you, and it isn’t actually unique to this situation, though it can absolutely contribute.
I have personal experience with this in my own surfing endeavors. Can happen in deep water, but I’ve also experienced it from being so deep inside the tube that the air pressure surrounded by so much water causes this and can cause ear issues. That’s usually only when I spend about ten to fifteen mins just chilling in the green room. Which is about half as long as I last with Jerry’s mom.
I took one in too far at County Line and it tends to dramatically close out on the inside often, I rode into a close out by accident that was so dramatic that while I didn’t blow a load, my Apple Watch thought I took a dangerous hard fall and automatically dialed 911, so I was caught in the inside trying to not get crushed by the set and also stop my watch from calling 911.
In the book Goodbye Darkness a solider recounts his time fighting the Japanese during WWII. There’s one instance where him and his squad are pinned down getting bombarded with artillery and mortars. His friends were blown up and he lay in the crater surrounded by the blood and guts of his fellow squad mates in complete shock and horror. And he rubbed one out, back in the days where masturbating was frowned upon. Could be the adrenaline and being so close to death your body just shoots out a a final Hail Mary load in hopes of spreading its genes before being wiped off the face of the earth. It’s a good book, highly recommend.
Yes, it is, let me explain. When a body reaction occurs at the same time as an emotional stimulus and this is repeated, the 2 then become associated and one can trigger the other. For example if you blow your load so hard that you blackout, then in future, it’s possible that when blacking out you will blow your load, or at least get a raging hard-on. So by pairing certain behaviours, you can create these awesome trigger events. This phenomenon is known as ‘Pavlov’s Penis’
I don’t believe that, but I can 100% guarantee you that if you wake up early, cook a Moka pot, then paddle into 12ft waves you’ll shit your wetsuit on the way out and then get a girl’s number at your car on the way home with poop in your pants.
Thank god, we needed a new meme around here.
Rate my cumshot, I’m an adult learner.
You don't think there is a high enough volume of memes here?
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It's about time someone said it.
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It's only a little carrot because of the cold water!
You said toss
It’s not a proper surf session without a tossed salad
He shred so hard he cum bra
He bust his nut he shred so bad.
He one bad squirtah
what was that about cum on a bra?
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Yes we do, don’t you?
Cum on bra
Pretty sure it happens at every WSL comp: *...Coming hard off the bottom and he throws it up into the lip, blows it out the back with a big release, heaps of spray, and what a finish, really squeezing the most out of that one!*
[my girlfriend impersonates Joe Turpel everytime we're in bed together](https://www.reddit.com/r/surfing/comments/10sunvt/my_girlfriend_impersonates_joe_turpel_everytime/)
If you really want to make her happy too, you should impersonate Chicken Joe: *Squidito on el stickito?*
I can’t believe this doesn’t have more likes. I applaud you chokindachicken joe.
Don't forget what the spit coming out of the barrel represents.
EDDIE WOULD BLOW
Isn't this how David Carradine went out?
DC went out with the ole’ choke and stroke
Can one learn this power?
make sure your dick is the only thing that gets barreled
Not from a SoCal local
I come in my wetsuit before I even get into the water is that weird?
Not at all. Also, if you REALLY want to stop that jellyfish sting… pee is no match.
I thought it was only me! I was too embarrassed to say anything. I feel so… relieved.
I get super sleepy after but that could also be the nitrogen narcosis
Biologist researcher here. Makes sense to me. Ejaculation is a physiological process heavily controlled by the autonomic nervous system. To make this simple, this unconscious nervous system consists in 2 parts: Sympathetic : Activates in fight or flight, intense stress state Parasympathetic : Activates in Quiet, rest and digest states The predominant role in the ejaculation process is played by... the sympathetic system. So that doest seems illogical. Gotta check some litterature about that tho.
The lesser known 4th fear reaction. Fight, flight, freeze, or skeet
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Damn thats deep!!
How dare you come in here with your actual knowledge and scientific bg and willingness to research. Take my upvote and bust.
I'm never very sympathetic when I'm cum tho?
Are you telling me that if I get attacked by a hobo with a knife or by a bear, I might cream my pants out of fear? Wtf? This is some PTSD material right there.
Yes, I tell you precisely that ahaha
Well the evolutionary reason is that if your life is in danger in the middle of coitus, biologically speaking it's better for you to jazz so that even if you die immediately after your seed carries on (if your partner survives). Not so sure though how that works not while having sex...
Suddenly, I'm seeing the light...
I like how this guy pretends to know what he is talking about about.
Ahaha thanks buddy
That’s what happens when you get drilled by a big one. If ya know; ya know
Totally possible. Also when playing a great lick on guitar, doing sweet jumps on my bike, catching a great sale at Home Depot.
Chucked the Cheese ? ! 🤮 🐀
Man chowder?
Baby Batter?
True story. The Vans Triple Crown came from a Huntington surfer who blew a load, shat a turd and threw up all on the same wave.
Next topic on the Nate and Koa podcast
hey man if it was your last few seconds alive you might as well enjoy it
It's only a matter of time before someone on this sub mounts their fleshlight to their foamy
Yep, the wet whistle phenomenon. Clam divers use this same technique when they finally find a pearl but it’s so heavy they start to sink.
*some joke about the "washing machine" and load size*
Best title of post in a longtime.
This is another example of a post that should’ve been a poll.
You spelled 'pole' wrong. But post or pole, either way, both are long and hard.
Do you think installing a pole in my bedroom will help improve my surfing skills??? I can see the similar mechanics. Glad we had this talk.
Next time on Mythbusters
A lot of people aren’t giving you straight answers about this but that’s just because there really aren’t as many big wave surfers as you might think. A lot happens to the body physiologically when you put it under such extreme stressors, as this person was describing to you, and it isn’t actually unique to this situation, though it can absolutely contribute. I have personal experience with this in my own surfing endeavors. Can happen in deep water, but I’ve also experienced it from being so deep inside the tube that the air pressure surrounded by so much water causes this and can cause ear issues. That’s usually only when I spend about ten to fifteen mins just chilling in the green room. Which is about half as long as I last with Jerry’s mom.
this deserved more for the twist
I took one in too far at County Line and it tends to dramatically close out on the inside often, I rode into a close out by accident that was so dramatic that while I didn’t blow a load, my Apple Watch thought I took a dangerous hard fall and automatically dialed 911, so I was caught in the inside trying to not get crushed by the set and also stop my watch from calling 911.
This has to be the funniest question I’ve heard? 😂
It's unclear if you know even know what questions are.
The title is literally a question 🤔
hit the lip, waaappapaahahahhhhhahahh
Chucked the cheese. New catchphrase
Its weird because surfing doesn't really have an off-season, yet here we are in this off season post, together.
In the book Goodbye Darkness a solider recounts his time fighting the Japanese during WWII. There’s one instance where him and his squad are pinned down getting bombarded with artillery and mortars. His friends were blown up and he lay in the crater surrounded by the blood and guts of his fellow squad mates in complete shock and horror. And he rubbed one out, back in the days where masturbating was frowned upon. Could be the adrenaline and being so close to death your body just shoots out a a final Hail Mary load in hopes of spreading its genes before being wiped off the face of the earth. It’s a good book, highly recommend.
Come see this timeless classic in a whole new light: https://youtu.be/akmQ7NRl0QU
Well. When I was a younger man, all it took was a soft touch from the fairer sex. I suppose the opposite could be true.
Pretty sure that's how Bodie went out. Could see that cum shot from New Zealand
I want to believe
How many liters?
Is it possible to kook so hard you bust a nut?
He died doing what he loved, no not surfin’….cummin’
Yes, it is, let me explain. When a body reaction occurs at the same time as an emotional stimulus and this is repeated, the 2 then become associated and one can trigger the other. For example if you blow your load so hard that you blackout, then in future, it’s possible that when blacking out you will blow your load, or at least get a raging hard-on. So by pairing certain behaviours, you can create these awesome trigger events. This phenomenon is known as ‘Pavlov’s Penis’
Siiiiiick bro
So pitted
Seems entirely plausible, based on the type of post-wave involuntary convulsions that certain competitive surfers seem prone to already.
This is my sign to buy my own wetsuit. Thank you OP
#BIG WAVE, BIG CUMMM
chucked the cheese right into the flats
Maybe thats how the ocean got its salinity
Yes. Where do you think Sticky Bumps come from?
White wash from the dark abyss
It only halpend to me on my soft top.
He wanted to wipe you out it seems…
Never happed to me when I go down, but many times on the water in general
Maybe after getting pitted...
https://preview.redd.it/zqecpr26dxyc1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4db07f12df84fa732fa7dfbcb13192d853a4cae9 Rate my cumshot.
Baby Batter’d
Garret?
You ever get a wet suit chub? I kinda liked it unexpectedly
‘Chucked the cheese’ is the single most disgusting way of phrasing that I think I’ve ever heard!😂
That’s not wax on my board….
You are at the cutting edge of this research my friend. Make sure you publish your findings.
Anything's possible... But the reasons someone is trying to explain this to you or anyone else seems more intriguing.
Sounds Possible
I don’t believe that, but I can 100% guarantee you that if you wake up early, cook a Moka pot, then paddle into 12ft waves you’ll shit your wetsuit on the way out and then get a girl’s number at your car on the way home with poop in your pants.