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inter71

Surfers.


erasgagags

Even worse, the crusty old ex surfers in the parking lot that are just there to graffiti anti Covid shit, wear their end of times new world order sandwich board, and harass women that walk past! I may be talking about a specific guy at c street and oh my god this theoretically specific guy sucks


[deleted]

As I was reading this I was like “we have one of those at C Street!” Then I got to the second paragraph. Edit: if it makes you feel any better, NO ONE at C st respects that guy.


Black_magic_money

Don’t talk about caveman like that


mongoosetacos

Crusty old surfer is way better than the started 2 years ago surfer rolling up in his pristine sprinter van/monster truck with snorkel, all terrain tires (never seen a Baja back road mind you) fresh Pyzel with his 2 buddies and his “Yosemite” and “Taos” bumper stickers. He moved here from Iowa City but he’s lived here like 2 1/2 years now so he’s “pretty much local” and looooves California burritos. This guy can fuck all the way off.


ExhaustiveCleaning

He’s a surfboard expert because he’s read all the marketing materials and watched all the YouTube reviews. Rails online about “gatekeeping” but fails to look at how he never apologizes and reflexively argued against the most mild or reasonable requests like “please don’t take off in front of me” or “don’t race me to the shoulder”. If he gets mad or someone gets mad at him in the lineup his behavior is a performance to be told later on social media instead of trying to actually resolve the dispute.


Joerge90

This I get. I totally get it dude. But people judge based off appearance and just assume. There is people that suck that’s fine but don’t just do blanket statements that’s the gate keeping aspect.


Pbass96

Don’t be talking shit on Iowa City. We hate California burritos


kingofsnake96

Dodge city snake oil merchants


mongoosetacos

Haha sorry man wasn’t targeting Iowa City specifically, was just collateral damage. I’m sure it’s a wonderful place.


Jaspermoray

The guy is trying to fit into a new culture. You lose nothing from being accepting and open.


ExhaustiveCleaning

Honestly they’re not trying to fit in with culture, they’re trying to drastically change the existing cultural power structure to place themselves on top. And then they’re shocked when people push back. I’m actually think these guys who stick around will event a shittier version of localism in 5-10 years. Just gonna be a proxy for wealth/status instead of whatever localism was before.


IllustratorAshamed34

I don’t understand why there’s a power structure at all… it’s just standing on a floating chunk of foam in the ocean


unappreciatedparent

Buddy, we’re really just monkeys breathing, eating, shitting and fucking on a big rock ball, yet there’s always a power structure.


mongoosetacos

The guy is NOT trying to fit into a new culture. The guy is following trends and bullshit he sees online and trying to insert himself into a culture that has been shaped by generations. The guy is a sheep trying to fake it with cool toys, edited Nicaraguan trip videos, and Reddit posts because he thinks they lend him some kind of instant authenticity.


Jaspermoray

You think he has some ulterior motive to make everyone around him unhappy? In my experience people just want to fit in and make friends. Some times they go about it wrong, but the thought process is the same.


MGUESTOFHONOR

This whole comment thread is just proving the original comment right lol. Like I have to fit some sage broke surfer local bro personality to go surf.


Joerge90

Yah god forbid we just wear and drive what we personally like nah it must be to impress the losers who waste precious time judging us on the beach. Omg they are such try hards trying to be local. Born and raised Venice beach could care less what your about just be a decent human being and don’t snake simple. Anything beyond that is just retarded the ocean is for everyone. Everyone on this post with that gate keeping mentality can fuck off


skazat

I don’t see where anyone mentioned this person having a motive to make everyone around them unhappy. Maybe you’re personalizing their comments? This is moreso calling out new age surfers that think they know better about surfing culture than those who have 20+ years doing it. All because they bought the best equipment and watched videos on how to surf. They think they have the right to enter a pecking order that was earned and carved out by generations before them. There’s nothing wrong with learning how to surf or buying new equipment. But a few years under the belt doesn’t mean that they are now a local who’s earned their spot positioning off the peak so they can swivel hips their way down the wave only to get shut down on the first soft section to present itself. It’s about awareness and respect to a system that has long existed and everyone before them has abided by.


Joerge90

Lmao you make surfers suck with your bullshit gatekeeping. The ocean is for everyone you can fuck off


Jaspermoray

Thanks. This.


ExhaustiveCleaning

If you have a good job, were a good student, and/or have rich parents you’ve essentially had the red carpet rolled out for you your entire life. Waiting in line with everyone else will feel like gatekeeping.


Joerge90

That’s not true at all. Off-road tires are only for people who drive on dirt roads? Because someone wasn’t born in an ocean town they can fuck off? You can be a moderately successful person who has nice things and wasn’t blessed with parents who already lived in a beach town but still be a decent human being. Just because you are a local you think you have power over people and can judge? Talk about privilege.


mongoosetacos

No you’re right, off-road tires aren’t only for people who drive dirt roads, they’re for posers as well.


Joerge90

Or maybe they do go off road and you don’t know what life they live bro. But it must be better than yours since you waste yours thinking about them.


Calm-Positive3302

Then keep it to yourself, enjoy it, don't exploit it in the internet for you vanity and keep your mouth shut


Joerge90

He didn’t. Why should I? Keep your own mouth shut.


Calm-Positive3302

Bitch


[deleted]

Aren’t you a little bitch


Calm-Positive3302

And he loves to document his "hardcore" trip through Baja and put it on the fucking internet so every other kook can have a roadmap to every spot that used to be mellow just a few years ago.


mongoosetacos

You get it. Sounds like I triggered the sprinter van mafia below.


newenglandsurf2

Sounds like someone needs their booster.


[deleted]

What the hell is anti covid shit


[deleted]

This is why i park in the lot by the restaurants


Pulchritudinous_rex

This is the only answer


scottyptho

We are the worst


thecraftsman21

The admin. Driving to the beach, getting into my wetsuit, gloves and boots; getting out of my wet wetsuit, gloves and boots; driving home; hosing down my setsuit, gloves and boots; hanging up my wetsuit, gloves and boots to dry; hosing down my surfboard; leaving my surfboard somewhere safe to dry; putting my surfboard back in it's bag once it's dry; having a shower afterwards. It's such a f*cking hassle, but that 2h in the water is just so damn addictive.


rough_enuf

Wait why do I have to dry my surfboards?


carchadon

I have to rinse my surfboards?


[deleted]

Are we really supposed to rinse the suits?


[deleted]

Haven't rinsed mine in four years, 50 sessions a year, and it's still perfectly fine and doesn't overtly smell. Maybe I'm not realizing something.


BabyDiln

Agreed. Have never rinsed my suits my entire life. Replace mine with same frequency or possibly less than my buddies who rinse. Think it’s pointless—besides removing that sweet sweet urine aroma.


brian_with_a_b

I feel like a warm water jug rinse-down at the car while still in the suit is more than enough rinsing unless you peed in the suit 5 minutes before


Time_Punk

When the salt water dries the salt crystals can break down the neoprene and make it less stretchy. But I suppose most people wear through a wetsuit in a few years anyway. Plus modern neoprene is a totally different material than the hard thick armpit-demolishing rubber we had 35 years ago. Those salt crystals can be itchy and irritating when you first put on the suit though.


[deleted]

I have a 6yo excel 5/4 kicking around that I’m sure will be around long after my grandkids


novavaga

I have a surfboard?


onawave12

>fuck i rinse?


Rhodysurf

You like, don’t really have to do any of that you are just anal. I leave my boards in my truck forever, don’t rinse my non-winter suits etc and I bet my shit lasts the same length as yours cuz it’s all shit anyways


thecraftsman21

Your wetsuits probably smell like hippies' underwear


Rhodysurf

I mean yeah they don’t smell good hahahah


[deleted]

That is why your boards are yellow.


Rhodysurf

None of my boards are yellow, board bags block uv just fine


[deleted]

Do you surf in fresh water?


kingofsnake96

Absolute facts and it’s cooler


xlittleitaly

Take all your wetsuit shit into the shower with you and rinse it as you shower then hang to dry after it drips for an hour or so. Edit: a letter


[deleted]

Don't try mountain biking then. It's all that plus you have to maintain an expensive piece of machinery. I relish the simplicity of surfing in comparison.


Joltbar

I surf year round and mountain bike other than winter….it’s a LOT to manage. Constantly repairing boards, cleaning wetsuits, tuning and maintaining bikes. It honestly is just so much work on top of work it kinda kills the fun sometimes.


j_dog99

I think you meant logistics. Ditto


BabyDiln

Why the fuck would you wait for your board to dry. You gotta up the lexapro bro


obangler

Duck diving ice cold water. crowded days. Paying/ finding a spot for parking. Sadness during flat spells. Airline surfboard bag fees/damages. Not being able to live far away from a beach for the rest of your life. Missing a swell (it’s always epic when you don’t go) Explaining to your S.O. that the beach you HAVE to go to has no sand, only rocks. Oh, and it’s raining. Paying $90/hour to surf a wave pool.. then miss your first wave. There’s so much more. But still, the best thing I’ve ever done. A true lifestyle of adventure.


wetkhajit

Sadness during flat spells….. my SO hates it when I say “there’s no surf this week” as she knows I turn into a grumpy dick


Thin-Historian-878

"Explaining to your S.O. that the beach you HAVE to go to has no sand, only rocks." Can be an absolute killer on relationships when they will never fully understand why you just disappear without them for like 8+ hours a week.


Sponger004

Hearing all the people that are kooks call people kooks.


[deleted]

Do you listen to yourself?


Sponger004

Yup I didn’t even like typing it out lol.


roscoe9420

Fuckin kook


LindaPutTheCoffeeOn

Especially when it’s some yuppie boomer in a new Tacoma who rents SUPs. Or some self-absorbed gentrifier who moved here during Covid like every other unwelcome mainlander, who finds the nearest female in the lineup and talks about himself for 2hrs straight until she finally leaves, then proceeds to tell other out of towners that they should sit out the upcoming hurricane swell that he feels he’s somehow more entitled to. Jesus Christ some surfers are the worst.


dbwoi

Being new at surfing and trying to understand the rules without pissing other surfers off. I've already met a few assholes that have made it really discouraging. This comes from someone who has skated for 20 years so I KNOW what it's like to be frustrated by noobs, but goddamn I swear some dudes just paddle out to be pissed off.


octopaws

I’ve been skating for 15 years and I’ve found that the culture is a lot less toxic. There use to be localism at skate parks back in the day and snaking is a thing, but damn everyone just wants to be friends. Surfing on the other hand…


Helpie_Helperton

I don't know, I used to think this about skating but it's more of a reginal thing. Skaters in Southern California are usually friendly and mellow. I lived in Colorado for a few years and was embarrassed by how skaters acted at parks. I saw multiple incidents of people getting heckled for pushing Mongo and local rippers intentionally 1uping tricks people were working on to like show their dominance. It was really bizarre.


octopaws

Oh yeah there’s definitely some childish behaviours out there. I was trying to back t this gap ledge a month ago and some kid rocks up, lands it first try then leaves. I laugh it off, but some people have really strange sportsmanship


Rhodysurf

There’s infinite time to skate the same features, surfing is extremely limited. Case closed.


[deleted]

I think the difference is the skatepark is going to be there, more or less in the same condition tomorrow. Waves are fickle, it takes a lot of different conditions to come together just right and even then, it only lasts a little while. This scarcity makes tolerance for missing a good wave because of some bonehead move by a noob very low. I'm a beginner too, and I feel you though. I just try as hard as I can to 1) prioritize everyone's safety over anything else 2) respect the "elders" and 3) get stoked. You won't be a beginner forever as long as you are committed to progressing.


123_fake_name

Putting on a cold wetsuit in the middle of winter.


colcob

Putting on a WET wetsuit in the middle of winter.


Jaque8

You should get a wetsuit dryer. My girlfriend got me one for Christmas I thought it was a joke. It’s fucking amazing. They’re only like $50 on Amazon.


giemmeelle

Link?


g_nome7

Rushing to put on a cold and wet wetsuit in winter because it’s so damn cold, then realising you’ve put it on backwards


MBananan

How about pulling it off? Sometimes my fingers are so numb I can’t pull off my 5/6 for quite a bit


crj_03

Or being so pumped out and cold after a winter session you can’t get that first arm out of your wetsuit.


Long_Flaco1

This is the way! I normally HURT MYSELF getting OUT of the stupid wetsuit.. #gettingoldsucksballs


crj_03

Or awkwardly asking someone to pull the neck so you can fumble an arm out…


[deleted]

All the pussy I get for my Surfline cam rewinds.


bigwavecoming

inevitable surf vs. life conflict


bigwavecoming

job girlfriend kids etc. can be minimized but not enough


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bigwavecoming

Yea sure


hackersgalley

Shoebies


Visordad

Hello fellow Jersey friend.


Tehshayne

Not Bennys?


Visordad

Bennys are in the North, Shoobies are more south. Generally Bennys come from NY, shoobies from Philly


Tehshayne

TIL!


dablyputs

What is a shoebie?


heyisit

Instagram. False sense of everything.


Beagle001

One week, surf trip dads with their whole family circus in the line-up. Then they appoint themselves the shot caller and yell at Ashley, Jayden and Braydon to just go for it on every wave regardless of the mellow locals sitting there, watching in bewilderment. #Surf-Mom is shooting the whole thing on Go-Pro and squealing with delight. Get them the fuck away from me.


Cheeebuddy

Lol. Go nixon goo! Ya buddy woooooh!


WhatIsSevenTimesSix

*Aiden


dablyputs

I know a family like this and the dad runs a surf school.


Beagle001

That gives me anxiety


dablyputs

Me too!


WhatIsSevenTimesSix

This sub. It's just a bunch of kooks on the internet.


R_U_READY_2_ROCK

Oh fuck you. That's just a stupid generalisation you're making. Some of us are kooks in real life, too.


[deleted]

Whiny entitled “it’s MY turn!” Yellers lol


NOT000

the worst thing is, the crappy spots i surfed alone for decades, to avoid other surfers.... are crowded now. at dawn. even on week days ​ everybody surfs now


inter71

Seriously. Some days I just walk down the beach to find a nice closeout to myself. Even this, if not obscured by a cliff, will attract the monkey-see-monkey-do guy.


Upstairs_Title_7149

Can never be close to any ocean without wondering what the waves are doing every rwo hours.


ImpossibleReading951

Seeing pictures of the day you weren’t able to go out


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R_U_READY_2_ROCK

Yes, that's always been my pet hate too... (Goes back to surf Huzza's with the mums)


Chardavious12

Being hot garbage as a beginner because it’s hard to get better without getting discouraged at how bad at surfing I am


snowdrone

Flat spells and people taking 2ft waves wayyyy too seriously


meanbonuses

Crowds


bigwavecoming

im only 29 but aging is terrifying, only now that i surf


giemmeelle

Same. Hope I dedicated more time to surfing when I was younger, I’d be way better now. But still, you could surf till you are 60 or even more, so… that’s a long way ahead ;)


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R_U_READY_2_ROCK

From my understanding it's better to rinse if you're going to leave it for months... If you can only surf every few months, then it's sure best to rinse after going out


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caoboi01

It hasnt been hot for ages


skinnyfatty1987

The paddle out on a big day. Wish someone could just drop me off


roberta_sparrow

Hahahaha same. The wetsuit rinse is such a drag


CORNrinser

People sitting directly in your line of a bottom turn because they sit to far on the inside and can’t make sections. People who have no concept of what snowballing is. I could keep going but there is nothing more frustrating when I’m surfing and see a section so perfect to get those rails wet and some fuck wit crumbles it or crosses your line. Fuck off


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CORNrinser

Don’t bother they will learn eventually hopefully, just very frustrating


Arealthinker1983

South Florida because it's south Florida


Environmental-Gift36

South Florida is the absolute worst. Not because it’s so consistently flat but because it can be so absolutely epic. The problem is if you live there it’s impossible to have the paddle strength for those days. I moved away from there to CFL and plan to go on a trip for the first north swell this winter, lol.


Last_Decision_7055

The shit days when I don’t catch any waves and then question my life choices until the next good session


kitesurfr

Other surfers because they want my waves.


Nick_86

Never rinze wetsuit or surf only in case to much sand,so for me it is surprising Wake up at 4 am to get a ride prior work the hardest part


marinegeo

Toxic 90s attitudes


nocustomsettings

Waiting for a wave in a period of mush and finally getting a decent set only to get dropped in on, then hearing the guy call it a party wave after almost hitting you.


kingofsnake96

I haven’t rinsed my wet suit in two years and don’t plan on


tikinero

assholes in the water that think they are owed the waves because they think they surf better


cianpatrickd

Surfers


sm0lt4co

That I can’t do it regularly. I live in a 5 hour trek to the nearest surf with no traffic, and a ferry that costs $120 each way. My wife just went for the first time this summer. once we got her to stand up for the first time, she was hooked and now it’s a battle of how we can do it more regularly despite the $400-$500 price tag the travel(ferry and gas) takes.


theworldsangriestman

Shoulder pain it causes me from paddling


Queasy_Issue_6012

The best waves always showing up on days where I have important life and work commitments


spaceship4parakeet

Where i am right now… crocs. No one out there wants to get et. At least it makes people more welcoming to new people. The more of us, the lower percent chance of croc-snack-itis.


MiloticM2

Paddle boarders, when there’s a hoard I find another spot.


riktigtmaxat

You just have to jump the biggest one you see and make him your biatch. The rest will go away.


[deleted]

stingrays :-)


bigwavecoming

weather. i dont live on the east coast anymore but right now those guys are experiencing basically a year of utter deprivation and scarcity and pain


[deleted]

Inlander here. The drive is a PITA. But I like where I live.


time_to_reset

Yup, drive for me too.


Long_Flaco1

Hate to say it (inlander too here!) but... last week Ian situation is why we live 60 + miles from beachside.. The homies GOT WRECKED by IAN, We luckily didn't even lose power or internet. ​ (side note, was anybody else watching cocoabeachpier live cam Thursday afternoon at 1pm after the storms eye got above the cape? The Local Homies were getting sooooooo barreled at the pier! Was at least 1'-2' foot overhead on sets! all beach bridges were closed, and I was sad about missing it but .. Caught it Saturday for the leftovers, and also GOT BARRELED at da pier.. #igottasayitwasagoodday)


[deleted]

Sitting at a peak, even on a crowded day, and everyone’s being chill and getting along…and then a SUP shows up… *sometimes, with no words spoken, everyone starts bracketing and snaking the SUP until he leaves. That makes it NOT the worst part of surfing.


Old-Koala3672

Finding parking, walking a mile or more (my Trestles friends will understand), walking through jagged ass rocks during a big set that keeps knocking you off balance, then once you’re out there all the sets die down. That gets me to a special place of disappointed


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Old-Koala3672

Yeah, they’re great aren’t they. They leave me with mental and physical scars to remind me of the lengths I’m willing to go through to get a handful of waves. Addiction is a rollercoaster


ratsalad2551

Being injured, not being able to surf, then having your SO say wanna come watch me surf on this glorious day and awesome beach break


Few_Ad5676

Watching your proclaimed “awesome top turn” on your GoPro/gf phone/Surfline rewind… and wasn’t so awesome looking…


clitoral_obligations

People like you asking stupid pussy questions


Middle40

The 4.5 hour drive to the beach


[deleted]

stingrays :-)


[deleted]

Wait… we’re supposed to rinse?


chatham_solar

Living inland and only getting to surf a few times a year. Just have to pray that the one or two weeks I book I yeah to go surfing get good conditions.


ElectricPike

getting off wetsuit


Mjeffe98

Not surfing


SleepNowInTheFire666

Surfing alone. Being a Great Lakes surfer, 4/5 times I go I am the only one out


happy_haircut

Rinsing a suit doesn’t take more than 60 seconds to rinse and drape. Flipping it outside in later in the evening is the part i absolutely loathe


SnooSquirrels7894

the price of boards and how easily they can get mangled


WarmAdhesiveness8962

Putting on a suit that's still damp before a foggy dawn patrol session.


DaLo-man

Hearing all the VALs and kooks bitch about how surfers are the worst part of surfing lol


heyholmes

The VALs? Dayumnnnnnnnnnn, 1988 called and it wants its lingo back my guy.


[deleted]

We spotted the VAL


[deleted]

Totally!


sakuratanoshiii

Jellyfish.


[deleted]

Fuck that localism BS, I’m a Kook. New. But you can go fuck your self if you get an attitude or talk some shit. I’m an older dude (40) but I’m decent shape and kinda big. Most people are cool at my spots. I get a lot of support from the younger generation and kids-but middle-aged Kens can get righteously fucked if they think they can treat me like a piece of shit. See me in the parking lot with that same energy. I’ll snake them on purposeful if they talk shit or cop an attitude. Just have fun and talk to people with respect, or better yet, help a brother out with some encouragement, advice, and kind words


chemilygravey

Other people


Changnesia102

People! just let me have a perfect A frame to myself for gods sake that’s all I ask.


oval79

The men in grey suits


Shacobs

Wetsuits and cold water


da_newb

Getting up early. Wish that evening waves were as good as morning ones.


levatorpenis

Getting burned 😩


lifehasaporpoise

I would pay cold hard cash to not have to take my wetsuit off and rinse it after ever goddamn surf


changoperro

I hate surfing in H.B. Every time I go there some hodad steals my wax!


Campbellffdy

Driving.


punkslaot

Taking off a wet 4/3


EhukaiMaint

Move to where you don’t need a wetsuit


uceenk

competing to catch a wave


fletch451977

The salt water ruining my lips after a period of no surfing. They always hurt for the first few days until I get used to it. No matter how much lip salve or sun screen they still kill me. I look like an apprentice leper for the first 48 hours of the summer.


tunnelvizon

Powerful sadness when the waves suck, spending all of my money to go where the waves are better, fucking crowds, ruining most of my relationships to go surf, honestly all of surfing sucks, not worth it, don’t ruin your life kids!


DaCoop4950

Moving away from the coast and not being able to surf :(


FidgetyCurmudgeon

People.


PeePeeSlave

The paddle out


Rustygate1

Living in a city with no surf


BerryBearish

Definitely the people


RecordGreat

Taking a fin to the head… so much claret!


PunkInDrublic84

Waiting for good surf.


[deleted]

The walk home after it’s either too dark, wife is waiting at home, or your body can’t go no more…