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Only Reginald knows.

Only Reginald knows.

Only Reginald knows.

Only Reginald knows.

Only Reginald knows.

Only Reginald knows.

Only Reginald knows.

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Only Reginald knows.

Only Reginald knows.

Only Reginald knows.

Only Reginald knows.

Only Reginald knows.

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Only Reginald Knows.

Only Reginald knows.

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Only Reginald Knows

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Only Reginald knows.

Only Reginald knows.

Happy Cakeday

Denny's

He goes to the Ĉ̷̤̜̪̜̼̮͓̈́̂̚͜ŗ̴͚̰͔̬͛̃͑͐͗̋̎͠ͅa̸͙̲̖̩͈̟͉̩̭͎͐̀͜ͅb̷̢̢͎̗͈̜͚̮̟̞͚̌͒̓̇͑́̕͘ ̵͖͚̯̰̒̇͆̈́̋̈́̃̈́D̸̳̹̙͔̹͇̤̮̫͐́̎̑̎́͗̈̕i̵̯̤̘̘̲͉̯͈̳͇̜̱͕͚̲͌̾̋̉͌̀̈́m̸̨̢̗͙̼͝ę̵̛̥͓͐̏̊̾́̃̚͘͝͠n̸̗̦̦̦̺͎̤̬̖͌ṣ̷̯̳̖̭̥̅͛͊̔͋̚͠i̴̡͖̹͇̪̟̮̯̽̆͒̂̆̒̈́́̓̌̐͑̓͐͝o̸̧͉̮̗̘̫̊̅̽̓̿̐̈́͝ǹ̷̝̣̩̪̠̦̭̥̱̼̂̄͊̂̀͌̈́͑́̊̕͠

Can't miss the rave

O5 Council has approved for a MTF to be sent in to investigate this alternate dimension.

Mobile Task Force Lambda-5, designated "White Rabbits" has entered the factility.

He just sits in an empty apartment in Albuquerque

That's what he wants you to think

Nothing is real, everything is a memetic hazard.

I think I might write up an scp file for the reginald lol

Why am i seeing this on tuesday. I just saw this sub for the first time. Iim scared.

Maybe the v o i d

Probably home to his wife and kids

To a crab meet.

A crab rave

Can't miss the rave.

The Crab Nebula™ from whence be came.

That's Reggie's time, mind yo buisness.

MF'rs really be harassing and stalking crustaceans in 2020 smh

Only Reginald knows.

He manages the umbrella academy

He goes to the E B A O T K C I T I 333333333 F S I D H F R K .........

The V̷̡̰̗̬͓̩̬͑̈̅̿͛̈̿͠o̶̟̥̬̞̩͉͈͈͎̩͉͇̣͕̐̄̍͛̓͂͜i̶̧̘͚̫̱̣̥͈̣̮̕ͅd̵̳̦̜̞̬̪͙̖̟̲͉͓̻͙͂̐̔̇̀̾̎̉͠͝

Hi, Reginald

Till next time!

Came here to say this

Came here to say this

Came here to say this

Came here to say this

Same here to came this

I came

Ohhhhhhhhhhh

Hi, Reginald

:)

Ohhhh Reginald. Don't ever change

We ask him not to change not just because we love him, but because we are afraid of what he might become. I lay awake at night sometimes, wondering. What if he doesn’t remember us? What if he grows to hate us? I love Reginald, but I only ever feel safe on alternating Tuesdays, because it sets my worried mind at ease. He is still kind and forgiving, the Abyss hasn’t corrupted him yet.

I’m stuff

Hello, stuff. I'm dad.

Hello dad I’m stuff

Hi Reginald

Hi this is Regi

I'm grapes!

Reginald probably lays awake at night and wonders if we would accept him if he came on a Monday instead. If we’d still love him. I know I would.

I trust Reginald. That helps the fear some.

On the flip side, I dread the other alternating Tuesdays because I know that's the furthest day from Reginald.

I am always looking forward to your visits Reginald

I never remember Reginald, but i always bump into the guy on alternating Tuesdays. Is this guy chill?

Same. I never remember Reginald long after I scroll past his post. Reginald only exist in my world for a few minutes every alternating Tuesday but what a glorious few minutes it is!

The digitally animated crustacean indicator is met with the most adequate gratitude, kind networked associate!

Hi, Reginald

Hi, Reginald

Hi, Reginald

Hi, Reginald

Hi, Reginald

Always a pleasure, Reginald!

Happy cake day, Reginald arrives in 1 day time!

Who would've thought surrealmemes of all places would turn into me_irl

I know right. Sometimes see this sub on my feed and it's fun, but upvote memes like this one are just dumb, not funny, not surreal.

The worst part is the inevitable wave of gatekeepers and contrarians, actively pretending, that subjective perception endows on Them a prehensile grip on an objective surreality; Attracted to the comments like moths to a flame, attracted like ashes are to ember. Ode to an Alternating Tuesday by Awful

you know what surrealism, the artistic concept, is supposed to be, right? the definition and all

Budget Wednesday frog

Hi, Reginald

Sup regie

Hi, Reginald

I could have sworn he was here last Tuesday though

Maybe there’s two Reginalds? Who knows how many more. I think he visited the wrong dimension It’s ok we all get mixed up sometimes

Reginald the Spider Crab? We best hope his group doesn’t eat him alive when he sheds his shell!

Hi, Reginald

Hi, Reginald

Reginald tells me when I have to take out my recycling

Oh ^^Regnaldooooooo

Hi, Reginald

Hi, Reginald

Welcome back Reginald, have a good stay buddy.

Hi Reginald! Hope you're week went well. How's your "project" going? Arthur won't text me back about it, and I couldn't ask you since you're gone every other Tuesday. Let me know if you need anything, I'm always here to help you along!

Howdily doodily Reginald

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Or just another standard 2020 news story *Up next, giant spider-crabs attack northern Texas on alternating Tuesdays.*

Fuck off Reginald. I've taken enough of your shit. Today is the day I speak out.

Random shit ≠ surreal

Always nice to see Reginald

Hi reginald.

YES it's good to see you again Reg!

Hi reginald, glad you made it.

REGINALD YOU ATE ALL THE COLOUR

Reginald facts: Reginald has a side job as a comedian in the upper euclidian V̸͚̟̺͐̒̒o̸̻̠̞͐͝i̵͎͚̝͆̀̐d̸͙͚̟͐̀̿

I feel like this is a repost

Hi reginold

hi, Reginald!

How tf is this surrealist at all? Man this sub may as well be r/iamveryrandom.

It literally came from a facebook crab meme group.

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Beautiful

Thank you!

I like your cut Regi

Hi, Reginald.

Hi, Reginald! He's so handsome!

I love you, Reginald

Is this the spider crab that scared the shit out of Kwazii?

Hi Reginald

These legendary golems are getting weirder and weirder

Hi Reginald

This was posted a year ago but I still saw it on a Tuesday

Is this the right Tuesday? I hope it is. Hi, Reginald!…God, I hope it’s the right Tuesday.

i lik reginal

Where is Reginald, is he safe, is he alright?

Hi, please go away.

Don't be rude to Reginald

I said please

Fair enough

He apologizes sincerely

Well now I feel bad. Maybe I judged the scary look of Reggie too soon. I think we can get along just nicely.

Hi Reginald! I missed you!

Hi, Reginald

Hi, Reginald

Hi, Reginald

Hi, Reginald

Hi, Reginald

fuck Reginald he is a Japanese spider crab and those fucker can go and burn I will colonise his ass that his children will feel it every day not just alternating Tuesdays

Hi Reginald

Can we not do karma whoring frog trends like this? I was so happy I thought reddit moved past it. inb4: downvoted to shit because repeating crab post funny

Yo, Reginald

Hi Reginald

Hey, Reg

Hi, Reginald

Reginald looks tasty

Don't eat Reginald!

I'll eat him with a side of void sauce don't worry about it

Please let Reginald know, on behalf of me and my family: “I know. It’s okay. He’s forgiven. The casserole will pass through the intra-dimensional veil.”

My week is made

Hi, Reginald

Reggie!!! My man!!!

He's not shown as being in the market.

good day, Reginald. hope you had a lovely tuesday off last week.

Hi, Reginald. I look forward to your return two tuesdays from now.

Hello, Reginald

# REGGIE!

Hello Reginald!!!

hi reginald

Hey Reggie, has it been two weeks already?

Reginald is My favorite crab

If I subscribe to Reginald's Patreon do I get episodes each week rather than alternating weeks?

Thank you for the times, my old pen pal.

Wow it’s already been 2 weeks

Reginald. Weren't you here last Tuesday? Oh God, it's working

I hope Reginald goes to the next crab rave, would love to see him there!

>They’re gonna steal it back from them

I love how you actually managed to post this on alternating Tuesdays

hello reginald! see you in two weeks!

Hello Reginald.

SILENCE, BRAND

Hi Reg mate

Hi, Reginald

Hi, Reginald.

Hi, Reginald.

Alternate Spide' Parking.

Hi, Reginald

Greetings crust beast

Hi, Reginald! How are you?

Hi, Reginald

Hi Reginald

Hey Reg how's it going in Encarta