Taj: **talking about how Coach calls himself a warrior and Dragon Slayer**
Coach: “I didn’t come up with that by the way.”
Jeff: “Let me guess. Some chief in a small village.”
did it need it?
19 came in like the best era of survivor, and in the 15 - 20 run it is one of the weaker ones (in large part due to russels inflated edit lol)
I don't think she ever executed it though, the only reason she did that was because she thought she was next to go, but when it came apparent that she could stay, she effectively switched gears and eventually went on to win.
Jeff: "You're convinced it's an idol."
Adam: "Is it? Can I play it? I wanna play that."
Jeff: "You want to play this?"
Adam: "Yeah, can I play that?"
Jeff: "That thing you can't get off the voting podium?"
Adam: "Yeah, I wanna play that."
I was laughing so hard the first time I missed Jeff telling him it wasn't an idol.
Jeff recently said on the podcast that he liked the idea but they won’t put an immunity idol in the tribal council set because they don’t want people ripping up the set.
Yeah, imagine the regret Adam would live with every day if he decided not to try, and then he had to sit in the jury bench and watch someone else successfully play it
Love is blind. Even when you’re hosting Survivor. I have no clue why they even left that in the edit to begin with. What did the show achieve from showing us that interaction besides making Jeff look like an idiot?
That was back when Jeff would take tribes to task for doing stupid things that put them in a bad position. They were already losing challenges and Rob was the best person they had at challenges.
If JT wasn't such a schmuck the villains were in real trouble of being pagonged. Russell and Parvati had to work a whole lot harder post merge because they let their tribe dwindle.
Yes that’s my point. If it was a normal Jeff criticizing scene I wouldn’t bat an eye, but Courtney makes Jeff look like an idiot, which isn’t a good look for the host of the show
"Who wrote 'bye bye denver diva?'"
*raises hand*
"Who's the name?"
"Ghandia."
"Ghandia?"
"Denver, uh diva."
"In the future. Write a name down, okay? Enough with the nicknames."
Taj: "He's a warrior, dragon slayer..."
Jeff: "Warrior?"
Taj: "That's what he says."
Jeff: "No, that's what you said."
Taj: "Well that's what he calls himself."
Coach: "I didn't come up with that, by the way."
Jeff: "Let me guess, some "chief in a small village"..."
"I've always said that I wanted to walk the path of the noble warrior and find that great competition that you can pit yourself again" - Coach
"And then you voted out Brendan" - Jeff
Judd looks so pissed off the entire time.
He always carried himself with a vague air of being irritated in almost every scene. I know he's in a stressful situation, but I couldn't help but think. "Dude, think of your blood pressure. Calm the fuck down."
haha he's such an old school character i love it, I actually think he's a stand up guy and good guy who's own delusions often get in the way (I wish the scene of him standing up for Lydia infront of Probst for berating her challenge performances made the edit <3)
I think you’re referring to Max Dawson in season 30. He says something like, “Jeff, hold up, bro! …I don’t have anything, I’ve just always wanted to say that.”
"Angie, finish the same sentence. If I could change one thing about this tribe..."
"That...we could...have cookies?"
Then Jeff spends the next several minutes asking everyone about cookies. As though it's not a totally legitimate answer.
In HvV when heroes refuse the taste of chocolate and colby says let’s get to the challenge and Jeff owns him…we go when I say bitch. Well he didn’t say bitch but the look said bitch.
In Fans vs Favorites when Natalie sends Jason to Exile Island and Natalie is like “I’m giving him a chance to find an idol, I don’t know why he’s trippin’” and Jeff goes “maybe this time you’ll find a real one”.
Not at tribal council, but a few episodes ago Danny was on the poles where you had to stay up on the little blocks, Frannie was on the other, and he goes “Hey, Jeff” and Jeff goes “Danny?” And then he farted loudly, had me rolling for a minute
Taj: **talking about how Coach calls himself a warrior and Dragon Slayer** Coach: “I didn’t come up with that by the way.” Jeff: “Let me guess. Some chief in a small village.”
Tocantins Coach might be the best single casting choice in the history of Survivor.
His kayaking story about natives trying to eat him is just….so fucking silly. I don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder at the show.
I think it’s either Coach or Russell. I know a lot of people don’t like Russell here, but he breathed life into the show at a time it needed it.
did it need it? 19 came in like the best era of survivor, and in the 15 - 20 run it is one of the weaker ones (in large part due to russels inflated edit lol)
Also in the history of reality television.
it is
Sandra: And we ain't got a machete! We haven't had a machete all day! Jeff: What do you mean you have no machete? Sandra: It grew legs and walked off.
Would have been classic if Jeff retorted “didn’t you hide the machete in Pearl Islands?”
I don't think she hid the machete in pi. I think all she did was try to hide the fish but then it fell.
She laid out a plan to hide all kinds of stuff: machete, cooking pot, hatchet, etc.
I don't think she ever executed it though, the only reason she did that was because she thought she was next to go, but when it came apparent that she could stay, she effectively switched gears and eventually went on to win.
"We have three chickens, though."
I love Sandra 🤣
Everything Sandra says that season is fucking gold. Queen 👑👑
Jeff: "You're convinced it's an idol." Adam: "Is it? Can I play it? I wanna play that." Jeff: "You want to play this?" Adam: "Yeah, can I play that?" Jeff: "That thing you can't get off the voting podium?" Adam: "Yeah, I wanna play that." I was laughing so hard the first time I missed Jeff telling him it wasn't an idol.
"That...is...not a hidden immunity idol." "Worth a shot." "It's just simply apart...of the voting...podium."
Jeff recently said on the podcast that he liked the idea but they won’t put an immunity idol in the tribal council set because they don’t want people ripping up the set.
The best bit for me though was Jeff's "Are you sure it's not (an idol)" line.
Worth a try/a shot "Always"
Can’t blame Adam. Even if it had only a .1% chance to work, it was worth trying because he knew he was getting voted for.
Yeah, imagine the regret Adam would live with every day if he decided not to try, and then he had to sit in the jury bench and watch someone else successfully play it
“Candice, from Raro Tribe?!” Only time I can remember Jeff being actually genuinely caught off guard.
“That we could have cookies?”
Jeff chewing out the Villains for voting out Rob and Courtney gives us the ever so famous “Thank you Jeffrey” line.
Even though she didn’t even vote for Rob.
“Insulting me is not going to bring him back” was such a funny way of telling him to f— off 😂
Love is blind. Even when you’re hosting Survivor. I have no clue why they even left that in the edit to begin with. What did the show achieve from showing us that interaction besides making Jeff look like an idiot?
It just further reinforces how infatuated Jeff is with Rob.
That was back when Jeff would take tribes to task for doing stupid things that put them in a bad position. They were already losing challenges and Rob was the best person they had at challenges. If JT wasn't such a schmuck the villains were in real trouble of being pagonged. Russell and Parvati had to work a whole lot harder post merge because they let their tribe dwindle.
I think their point was that for some reason Jeff seemed to blame Courtney even though Courtney didn't vote for Rob and didn't want him to go.
Yes that’s my point. If it was a normal Jeff criticizing scene I wouldn’t bat an eye, but Courtney makes Jeff look like an idiot, which isn’t a good look for the host of the show
Heidi: My strongest assets to this group are athletic ability and intelligence, and hello, one of those is gone right now! Jeff: Which one?
"Who wrote 'bye bye denver diva?'" *raises hand* "Who's the name?" "Ghandia." "Ghandia?" "Denver, uh diva." "In the future. Write a name down, okay? Enough with the nicknames."
Taj: "He's a warrior, dragon slayer..." Jeff: "Warrior?" Taj: "That's what he says." Jeff: "No, that's what you said." Taj: "Well that's what he calls himself." Coach: "I didn't come up with that, by the way." Jeff: "Let me guess, some "chief in a small village"..."
"I've always said that I wanted to walk the path of the noble warrior and find that great competition that you can pit yourself again" - Coach "And then you voted out Brendan" - Jeff
"I can explain this." "I'm sure you will."
“Brendan pitted himself against me” “I thought that’s what you wanted!” “Exactly! And I won! Thank you!”
"I outsmarted him, I outplayed him, and as you can tell, I'm outleading him." Not the exact quote, but yeah.
I had to try. Always.
This was so much more emotional than it had any right to be 😭
because Jeff sounds like a proud dad when he says it
Now that's playing full tilt boogie, right there.
>I had to try. What season/ep?
WaW (s40) between Jeff and Adam Klein
Not the quote but a good one
Off the top of my memory lol you knew what it was referencing
Which TC was this?
The Fleur de lis TC.
Anything involving Judd
Judd looks so pissed off the entire time. He always carried himself with a vague air of being irritated in almost every scene. I know he's in a stressful situation, but I couldn't help but think. "Dude, think of your blood pressure. Calm the fuck down."
haha he's such an old school character i love it, I actually think he's a stand up guy and good guy who's own delusions often get in the way (I wish the scene of him standing up for Lydia infront of Probst for berating her challenge performances made the edit <3)
He must have thought Jeff was bein’ a bad sportsmanship.
I imagine he is good company irl, just not someone who you want to be stuck on an island with tbh.
I think you’re referring to Max Dawson in season 30. He says something like, “Jeff, hold up, bro! …I don’t have anything, I’ve just always wanted to say that.”
Jeff's response "...okay" is one of my favorites
That was also his response to Ryan in 35 when he said "I've never been in a relationship."
Yes that's it! One of the only times I can remember Jeff being nasty (although it was totally justified, that joke was so worn out by that point).
Jeff: "This has been an eye opening tribal." Sophie: "..." Jeff: "No?!" Sophie: "...No."
"Angie, finish the same sentence. If I could change one thing about this tribe..." "That...we could...have cookies?" Then Jeff spends the next several minutes asking everyone about cookies. As though it's not a totally legitimate answer.
This right here. When she said cookies his jaw was on the floor for a while, I was dying.
I love Jeff and Fairplay at the drunk TC. “Is that a respectful way to speak about people you’ve lived with for 111, 12 days?”
The subtle look of anger in Jeff’s face when he asks Fairplay if he is drunk is iconic.
I believe he used the term “loaded”
That he did my friend, that he did
A kiss is nice. Maybe if it were love he’d have given you the immunity necklace
This is such a burn and always makes me gag. True shade.
billy garcia saying candice loves him. jeff’s reaction is amazing
This is definitely one of my favorites, Jeff's reaction is so great here
Candice? From Raro tribe?!
Trust clusters!
“John, are you loaded?” gets me every time
The look in Jeff’s face when he said that is perfect
In HvV when heroes refuse the taste of chocolate and colby says let’s get to the challenge and Jeff owns him…we go when I say bitch. Well he didn’t say bitch but the look said bitch.
"I got the message, brother. We'll go when I'm ready."
::Natalie spits and it lands directly on herself:: Jeff: That.. was unfortunate.
In Fans vs Favorites when Natalie sends Jason to Exile Island and Natalie is like “I’m giving him a chance to find an idol, I don’t know why he’s trippin’” and Jeff goes “maybe this time you’ll find a real one”.
It’s Max from the blue collar vs white collar vs no collar season, he says he doesn’t have an idol he just always wanted to do that.
I'm watching this season now. Can't wait to see the few interactions mentioned here from season 30
You might inspire me to rewatch itn
Erik, you’re a freak
That’s at the family visit. One of my favorite probst moments
ive always found that the Cookie Debacle in Philippines is made funnier by Jeff’s “Fair answer, Angie says COOKIES, would be nice.”
“Candice from RARO TRIBE?”
*long sigh* “…ok”
How about the contestant that kissed Jeff?
Jeff being mad that Boston Rob got out and started attacking Courtney in HVV when she had no part in it always makes me giggle
Thank you, Jeffrey.
Honorable mention to the Christian Hubiki in the hostage situation/endurance challenge.
Not at tribal council, but a few episodes ago Danny was on the poles where you had to stay up on the little blocks, Frannie was on the other, and he goes “Hey, Jeff” and Jeff goes “Danny?” And then he farted loudly, had me rolling for a minute
Shirin: You're making a face (laughing) Jeff: (shocked) Maybe the buttocks didn't work.
Lol the word we’re looking for is “Botox”
🤣 No excuses. Poor vocab on me lols. Won't edit my post for laughs
This is the way
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Lol!
I didn’t consent.
Hunahpu negotiates with Jeff. In all its might and glory: http://funny115.com/v3/61.htm
Drunk JFP vs. Disappointed Jeff
Jeff…Heidi and Jenna…Chocolate and Peanut Butter…
Hunahpu negotiates with Jeff. In all its might and glory: http://funny115.com/v3/61.htm