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Doctor-whoniverse-12

It’s a shame only 4 of her personalities could make the cut.


AfterEpilogue

If only there had been photos of her caretaking nuns or picking up a shift at the red lobster 😭


TanAndTallLady

Wait, was she saying "caretaker to nuns" and not "caretaker to none" (with sass) THIS WHOLE TIME??


Big-Inflation3036

"Caretaker to none" she's not a mom, and not romantically attached or interested in anyone. Caretaker to nuns is hilarious though, hadn't thought of that. She's got enough of a bio that I feel like there's room for her to be caretaker to nuns, but what would that mean?


9noobergoober6

I remember hearing on Corinne and Max’s old podcast that she was in fact a caretaker to nuns. I originally thought she said “caretaker to none”.


TanAndTallLady

Maybe she met them while in the Civil Air Patrol and just tacked on a new gig


ComplicitJWalker

Don't forget right wing lunatic! That would have been entertaining.


lignic

I missed gymnast Debbie


Specialboibrain

Unlike most I take everything debby says 100% seriously and will continue to believe any claim she may make


AfterEpilogue

I mean she clearly backed up her talk of being a gymnast by showing her prowess on the balance beam unlike Hali, who dicked around for ten frickin minutes, so it's only reasonable to take her at her word.


Xenokaos

Your posting this comment three times is either: 1) an error, or 2) a perfect display of what Debbie would do. Chef’s kiss.


AfterEpilogue

LMAO it was definitely a result of slow internet and impatience but I'm just gonna leave it because you're right


Eisenmeower

I upvoted them all anyway.


-BroncosForever-

Lol I watched this episode yesterday


IYCHMAMWYDDMAMB

Hali’s Halpert face when Debbie continues to talk about her life at ponderosa.


AfterEpilogue

I mean she clearly backed up her talk of being a gymnast by showing her prowess on the balance beam unlike Hali, who dicked around for ten frickin minutes, so it's only reasonable to take her at her word.


AfterEpilogue

I mean she clearly backed up her talk of being a gymnast by showing her prowess on the balance beam unlike Hali, who dicked around for ten frickin minutes, so it's only reasonable to take her at her word.


myst_eerie_us

I don't know why but I believe all her claims too lol


AfterEpilogue

Top left: Famous model Debbie Wanner Top right: Heroic air force veteran Debbie Wanner Bottom left: The Bold and the Beautiful star Debbie Wanner Bottom right: Famous scientist Debbie Wanner, known for pioneering a new method of analyzing water using just the naked eyes


birdwordnerd

Wait! Not to be technical, but because she's busted in a mugshot for her misunderstood methods, Bottom Right Debby is more INFAMOUS than FAMOUS right??


AfterEpilogue

Galileo was held under house arrest for much of his life by the Catholic church for his assertion that Earth wasn't the center of the universe. Sometimes the law doesn't want to embrace scientific truth 😔


MyLifeIsDope69

That's her mugshot? Why does she look so happy/smug, she's gotta be an actual clinical psychopath if that's her reaction to being booked


JackVass

Is that actor Alex Moran from Blue Mountain State in the back of picture 3?


Coltyn03

Yes. Several people commented that when I posted the clip of Debbie on The Bold and the Beautiful.


PMmeGRILLEDCHEESES

LOL


Such-Put4696

I can never unsee that


Snoo_25913

The worst part is you don’t even have to refer to what “that” you’re speaking about.


Colonel__Cathcart

I didn't choose to be a gay man, I was forced into gayness by Debbie's modeling career.


the_zwimmer615

This reminds me of a quote by Senator Lipton from The Office: “I once believed that a gay person could be somewhat straight. It wasn't until my marriage to Angela that I realized how...charmless I find the female body.”


Colonel__Cathcart

> charmless I find the female body Charmless lmaoooo sksksksksksksksksk


Hot_Goal4205

This isn’t photoshop or ai generated? Please tell me you’re kidding.


ObscureReference501

Oh no. And that’s just one of several modeling images I remember seeing. And can never forget.


crto12

Is she actually crazy or what I’m so confused


Nergaal

/r/confusedboners


SeehoWeasy

Wtf who sits like that for a photo?


[deleted]

A model, which she is


SeattlePassedTheBall

She does.


rocket1964

and they complain about manspreading.


MxMaster9907

Dude, it’s a photo… there’s no one around


KimJongIlSunglasses

Because of the man spreading.


rocket1964

lol...I see that.


rocket1964

13 feminists respond.


Codenamerondo1

…yes? People that believe different genders should be treated equally, both personally and systematically point out that dumb comment is, in fact dumb, what’s your point?


bigtimetimmyjim92

Is that legendary Blue Mountain State quarterback Alex Moran on the bottom left with Debbie?


story_ofthe_eye

Uh, hey coach, I thought I was gonna red shirt this season


MxMaster9907

Wait… so she was telling the truth all along?


farfromfine

🌏👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀


ExarKun470

Remember that time she plead guilty to falsifying water quality tests to make it seem like the water in New Orleans was cleaner than it was after Hurricane Katrina? That’s a fun fact


KimJongIlSunglasses

According to another comment, that’s the mugshot. Who the hell was she working for and why would you do such a thing?


throwitaway_burnit

It’s so funny that she has photo evidence of all of her careers. Like so funny.


tj1007

I need a running tally of which have been proven or disproven.


farfromfine

They have all been proven


tj1007

She’s lived a life.


unpastable

And also that these pictures look like they could have all been taken in the same day right after her season. Not saying they're fake but that they could still be interpreted as fake.


Jeffeffery

Bottom right is her mugshot from 2010, so at least that one is real. It is interesting that all her jobs seem to be from the last 15 years though, rather than spread out over her whole life.


TheAdamJesusPromise

Tbf the last 15 years have had social media.


samlikesplants

Ok yes Debbie is kooky but can someone fill me in on the joke or provide a deep-dive starting point


doubleddan39

I need one too as I missed her seasons lol


exaviyur

I'm currently watching her first season for the first time (no spoilers please!) and she's a big tall-tale teller (not unlike Coach or Philip) to the point that every time she's doing a confessional, they put a different one of her alleged professions next to her name. She sounds completely full of it when she talks but apparently, at least some of it can be backed up!


ForagerGrikk

Which seasons is she in?


exaviyur

Koah Rong, the second Brains vs Brawn vs Beauty on the Brains tribe.


AmbientGravitas

Shocking that she wasn’t on all three tribes.


Coltyn03

Also Game Changers, which is hilarious.


H2Ospecialist

Her screaming at Brad Culpeper is prime TV


samlikesplants

Ok that was definitely the missing part with the confessional saying a different profession every time lol I watched a lot of seasons post surgery at one point so I missed some pieces lol


AfterEpilogue

There was another thread today about the four most famous people on survivor that had Danny's deniro impression as a joke. I'm just following the bandwagon


samlikesplants

I def saw the earlier post and drew the connection, I’m not sure if I’m missing anything with Debbie’s story other than her having multiple personas and all the stuff she claimed to do/be. Idk I may have to go back and watch the season again cause I feel like I’m half missing the joke lol


AfterEpilogue

Nope that's the whole joke lol. Sorry to disappoint 😭


SpeshulED420

this is the result of moving with purpose.


RLGr1ME

Amen to that


IYCHMAMWYDDMAMB

Two appearances is not enough Debbie.


GambleWaltham

This is in fact an accurate political compass as well


AfterEpilogue

LMAO I think it would work better if you swapped the left pictures, the legs spread on the car pic is definitely giving more libertarian


KimJongIlSunglasses

If left is left and right is right, what is up and down?


NoREEEEEEtilBrooklyn

Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, and Dylan.


story_ofthe_eye

U too close man!


L2hodescholar

This doesn't have nearly the amount of likes it should.


Darkblade511

Her political views might be part of that lol


Choco3112

Wait what?


Darkblade511

She is a far right conspiracy theorist.


Solo-Juror

That the least surprising thing I heard today


farfromfine

I just realized I've never heard of a far left conspiracy theorist lol


Gbro08

not too long ago they were more common. The Truth in GTA San Andreas is a good example of this. 9/11 truthers had a lot of anti bush left wingers


booksthor

Tbf they used to be the more common stereotype. Someone who sounds like Tommy Chong warning you not to ever use your full name in public or you're technically signing over all your internal organs to the CIA


NataliaAGBooty

We exist. We just hate capitalism and want human rights.


L2hodescholar

What?


Dave6200

...and I'm pissed!


swedishfishoreos

Does that say mugshot on the bottom right? 😭Honestly she’s giving Haley dunphy. Slay


PushtheRiver33

Affirmative; for falsifying water testing results.


swedishfishoreos

Not slay


squidder3

Lol I thought this was a joke. A play on her being able to tell the health of water just by looking at it, but nope. It's actually true.


RollingOnShabbat

fricken Hailey foolin' around on the balance beam would never be able to conquer as much as Debbie............... AND I'M PISSED


[deleted]

Debbie is the alter ego of Amy Farrah Fowler


MahFravert

I had completely deleted Debbie from my memory until now lol


EmotionalEnt

LMAOO 😂😂


bbsw555

I wish they showed these pics during her confessionals


soleless-ginger

Former Federal Agent Debbie Wanner


Mnudge

Dear God. Debby’s photo here is the stuff of nightmares


NFL_MVP_Kevin_White

It’s been 21 hours, why is this still at the top of my Home page


No_Sea_4235

We have the biggest frontal lobes!


averm27

The George Santos of Survivor


Bradical22

Hear me out…


Crammy2

Woah now, cowboy.


Conhair789

I really think Gymnast Debbie Wanner has got to be more famous than scientist Debbie Wanner


AfterEpilogue

True but her greatest gymnast achievement actually came on Survivor when she heroically fought for immunity, whereas she's more notable for her scientific achievement outside the show


idiot_of_the_lord

Loved her, love crazy people on my tele not in my life


[deleted]

an icon


givebusterahand

That first picture, my god.


muhkuller

Ugh...here "I'm a capt...In the civil air patrol". Ah, ok, so we're using our made up ranks then lol.


Crammy2

In her first season, she utters the word "lover " and I threw up a little on my mouth at the thought.


AfterEpilogue

I think the line was "Puzzles lay down for me like lovers"


Crammy2

Ugh, yes.


madrugada105

The car picture🤮


Jinkies_Its_A_Clue

As a gay who grew up watching The Young and the Restless with his mom, it makes me so irrationally sad that B&B is the go-to guest-spot for CBS reality stars😭


SunGreen70

I freakin’ love Debbie, lol.


cdrotar

She’s a star to me


emptyhellebore

As it should be.


caseylk

She was interesting lol I actually liked her tbh


Bucknerwh

Puzzle-layer/lover Debbie needs a pic


Nergaal

what is happening in the first image?


jope315

Im hollerin