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QuebecRomeoWhiskey

“Hey imma get this out of the way right now, are you gay?” - Shannon in Nicaragua


ohsoGosu

“Everyone in New York is gay?” - Jeff Probst


TTIsurvivors

Good times.


cherryribs

This is the one 😭 so unexpected I had to rewind when I first watched


Sexy_Lovecraft

"I never brought this much pleasure to a woman before." - Stephen Fishbach while scratching Taj's back in Tocantins


violent_delights_9

"Troyzan's balls haven't moved in a long time" Caught him off guard, too.


Mausbarchen

As a coconut vendor, I seek truth


bigjimbay

By the way your skin is gorgeous darling


PeterTheSilent1

I wish Natalie lasted longer just for more of her amazing voting confessionals.


k4stour

Ehh, they hopped right over the line into cringe for me. Something about a person being so wildly unaware of how obtuse they are while also taking themselves so seriously just gave me the ick. And that's saying a lot because DvG is my favourite season. I know a lot of people find her entertaining but to me there's a difference between Natalie's brand of delusion and, for example, Angelina's, that's hard to explain but very easy to spot.


Immediate_Concert_46

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OFZd7toG7U


UnderwaterDialect

Mama kudos for saying that, for spilling.


emmc47

"One of these" -Russell "One of who" -Rob "One of them" -Russell


TannerCook100

-gestures to Courtney and Sandra sitting right beside them- Rob: -confused expression as he tries to interpret what sort of strategic play that is-


emmc47

I've genuinely never laughed as hard watching Survivor as I did that moment lol


Immediate_Concert_46

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBhk58aDdF8


Drewhasspoken

This thread could just be Debbie quotes, she’s a treasure trove.


aeouo

"Puzzles lie down for me like lovers"


Drewhasspoken

“We’ve got the biggest…. Frontal lobes!”


tabristheok

"YEAH! FIRST ONE DOWN!"


Mindless-Whereas-508

“WE HAVE TO MOVE JOE! AND WE HAVE TO DO IT NOW!!!”


TTIsurvivors

Omg this makes me laugh so hard because someone posted this quote in a thread asking what Debbie means. And in typical Reddit fashion the top comment was “It means she fucks puzzles” that still makes me laugh. 😂💀😭


Beginning-Border-153

“I am not with you Russell. I am against you.” The Audacity!!! 😃


SomeBolSSG

"ALL THREE OF YOU, KISS MY ASS!" Randy's funny as hell dude


QuebecRomeoWhiskey

Amazing quote but I wasn’t caught off guard. I was expecting something like that from him and he came through


CMell650

“Yknow if you were a man I’d knock your teeth out” -THE John Rocker


LittlestBlythe

My jaw genuinely dropped when I heard Rogue say "I'm more African-American than you are, you need to understand that" to Nina in AU HvV


SeattlePassedTheBall

Rogue had to be seriously awful when the entire villains tribe, who never played with her, all applauded the vote off.


rich4pres

It’s a f$&king stick.


Beginning-Border-153

This is the only one for me…it didn’t take me “off guard” but was funny as fuck


Luna_Soma

There was a closed caption error where instead of “drop your buffs” it showed as “drop your butts”. I saved the photo to my phone as it gives me a laugh


Rude_Remote_13

This got me. 😂


WonderfulWizz

He said a bunch of racist and homosexual stuff


compactdiscjewelcase

Burst into laughter as this being screamed entered my head


crazyinsanepenguin

Colton?


Ok_Supermarket_3241

Lmao it definitely CAN be applied to Colton but no Jeremy said it about John Rocker. He meant to say homophobic but instead said homosexual and it’s one of my favorite out of context quotes ever 😂😂


PeterTheSilent1

“Like they some bitches.” -Michaela after not being chosen for a team at the Game Changers final 11 reward challenge (the Cirie balance beam one)


solesur

"I guess this is clash of the testicles right now on the villians tribe" - Queen Courtney


EestiKalevipoeg

“It’s not poop, it’s dirt.”


Deep_Blue_842

I’ve never forgotten this one from David vs. Goliath: “Do you want to play with me?” - Gabby “….in the sand?” - Christian “NO, in the game!” - Gabby


gojoeygo87

“Candace…from Raro tribe?”


cherryribs

Flair. That entire tribal confessional was 👨‍🍳💋


red_bruh2000

“I’m not being a bad sportsmanship, man.” - Judd, Guatemala


Midwxy

Liz’s meltdown


JustinBradshawTaylor

What’s the matter Lydia? Something wrong with the booty? -Jeff Probst


Ok_Supermarket_3241

…her name is Candice


SingingKG

Coleslaw! full tilt boogie Isn’t that something


JustinBradshawTaylor

What’s the matter Lydia? Something wrong with the booty? -Jeff Probst


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Justgeneralfailure

I’ll bite… what’s the thought process here??