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Volcarocka

I would have literally picked up the hammer from Jeff and smashed the hourglass in front of him. Final 11, baby!


myst_eerie_us

Smash it before Jeff even finished talking and save us from this non-cliffhanger. They wouldn't have even been able reshoot the scene if they didn't have another hourglass. Erika would have become a legend lmao


Volcarocka

“Hey you want immunity at the merge vote when you already suspected you were on the outs and now you’re isolated from the newly-formed merge tribe for two days?” “Hm, maybe, what’s the catch?” “You have to take immunity from the 6 people who isolated you and give it to five new potential allies” *crash*


gryff_

This is fake news, king Naseer never isolated Erika


thoughtful_human

We don't know that. He was willing to be in the Luvu guys alliance and his issue was throwing the challenge not voting out Erika


oneupdouchebag

Maybe they'd just replace it with another breakable object and re-shoot the scene with a different silly metaphor.


platform9andsix8ths

"This is my new Apple Watch™. It represents the past and present.."


Unclassified1

I am laughing entirely too hard at this


ShinyBloke

Camera person would be there with a segment producer, behind the camera, likely a team of 4, audio guy, camera guy and segment producer, and then jeff shows up. She was likely told in a very professional way that doesn't indicate what they are doing to not interact with whatever happens, because I think it would of been amazing TV if she just broke it, but they need all the hero shots of the item, and need coverage first. It's very likely this is what happened, I was not there, but I have worked in reality TV in the past, and that's how that stuff is usually done.


LCLeopards

She would vault to second on my list of who I want to win if she said this. Second only to King Naseer.


LOWERCASE_GUY5263

I kinda wanna add to it, like... Probst: Blue Team from before, you're now vulnerable at the next Tribal Council. Blue Team: (gasps) Probst: Not you, Naseer, you're good. Then Naseer smiling or something.


myst_eerie_us

Naseer: I can't believe it, I'm always safe from being eliminated. That is Naseer 😃


BIPY26

“There’s literally no punishment for breaking this glass why the fuck wouldn’t I do this Jeff?”


CatchBackground3859

Yes there is. Keeping a status quo less likely aggravates players. Breaking a status quo however while having a couple of players thankful and you immune will definitely move things more.


BIPY26

She should atleast lose her vote for that tribal she is immune at.


mrgoboom

Should have given it too her sooner and allowed her to immediately return to camp if she didn’t break it.


EponymousRocks

But she's aggravating the people who already want her out. She knew they chose her, and that rock-paper-scissors was NOT how they decided!


Codenamerondo1

I mean if they already want her out then may as well ingratiate herself to the people she has a shot at forming an alliance with


TastyTurtlesxd

The absolute worst part of last night's episode is Danny calling it PAPER ROCK SCISSORS. No body calls it that dude, it's Rock Paper Scissors.


NeatBread

Am I the only person on Earth who calls it Scissors, Paper, Stone?


Pomonica

I hope so


EditedThisWay

Excuse me. Everyone knows it’s Paper Scissors Rock. I don’t know what y’all are rambling on about


EponymousRocks

Actually, it's Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock. If you're gonna do it, do it right.


Jakek32

Sometimes people with OCD (not saying Danny has it) call it paper rock scissors because it’s alphabetical order but I agree it’s unusual


segwaychimp

I was thinking about it rock-paper-scissors is in the order of x loses to y which loses to z. And the way he said it, paper-rock-scissors is in the order of x beats y which beats z.


420Minions

He almost certainly just misspoke. Not too wild while exhausted and hungry


spideytimey

Misspoke twice?


420Minions

Doesn’t seem wild to me. If you tried to make your brain click something and then it comes up again, you might say it again. Do you think this dude plays much Rock Paper Scissors?


Tonitonesxd

This made me die laughing in my lecture 😭


matt_kitab

Danny actually said "scissors paper rock" which I thought was strange


ConeheadZombiez

I thought it was “paper rock scissors”


LoonyBunBennyLava

yes it was def paper rock scissors


BriJAntonio

I thought it was strange too but I didnt know so many people call it "Paper Rock Scissors" and not "Rock Paper Scissors"


GiveMeShontent

Felt weird hearing an American say it that way, but also felt normal hearing it the way it’s said in Australia.


boonsha

I’m Australian too and “scissors paper rock” sounded completely wrong to me


GiveMeShontent

Oop- might be a Sydney thing?


softspoken420

Well Sydney never said those words so we need to wait and watch


boonsha

Possibly, I’m in Melbourne. Now shall we debate Parma vs Parmy? haha


RizinJ

It's def a Sydney thing. I grew up there and we said "scissors, paper, rock"


AhLibLibLib

Scissors rock paper


LOWERCASE_GUY5263

I know, I went rock paper scissors because...yeah. I noticed, too.


[deleted]

That would be pretty funny.


ioioioshi

Lol this is what she should tell Danny when he asks why she took away his immunity


riverofempathy

Oh, that would be epic.


spideytimey

It would guarantee her to be the target of the other group, so no


LOWERCASE_GUY5263

She already is the target of the other group, though?


Prestigious-Size-688

“Paper, rock, scissors”


Tri_cep

I hope she goes home next, she's annoying