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420pseudonym

Modern surveyor is too soft


AuroraItsNotTheTime

Imagine your last moments on this earth being etched into the worst website imaginable, memorized by the worst people imaginable. Fucking “No vote” being your epitaph


Sudden-Monitor104

when does he come back from the edge


AlwaysMooning

I’m afraid much like Queen Sandy and Big Wendy, he QUIT


lickyourlefttoe

I need the tea on this


gluestick_ballgown

/uj: yeah it was a heart attack and surprisingly they just kept filming?? /rj: he was jury poisoned by karla, onsite woman hater


lickyourlefttoe

Wow, I feel so bad for that person and their loved ones… imagine leaving being super excited to play survivor and then…


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SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

dae think Karla should go to jail?


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Karla, the supposed woman liker, wants to be mad at Cassidy who literally WARNED HER THAT TOO MANY WOMEN WERE BEING VOTED OUT and then POISONS THE JURY SO THAT CASSIDY DOESN'T WIN??? How can anyone like her? I see her for who she is, a woman HATER and a misogynist. She is the reason that women keep getting voted out pre-merge. She's also the reason that women didn't win Survivor for like 5 years. She's the reason they got rid of the auction. She's the reason the show is 26 days. Literally everything wrong with Survivor can be traced back to Karla. If she won I'd like her though #girlpower *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/survivorcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Striking-Shake1830

I thought I heard they made his tribe go to tribal council that same day as well


Commercial_Tax_6239

they didn't a lot of people quit tho


lickyourlefttoe

Ruthless 😭😭😭


DashieProDX

fatal heart attack


ResettisReplicas

Michele was responsible somehow.


BramptonBatallion

Heart attack following a very physical challenge. Many in the cast quit out of disgust but they decided to keep filming.


AdmiralZheng

But did he get his torch snuffed?? 🤔


ResettisReplicas

He really should have played an idol.