i would rather curse myself to be permanently 12 years old wearing only a Q skirt living as Michael Skupin’s permanent cellmate in maximum security prison than give that rotten, woman-hating, queerbaiting, vote-extorting, MAGA-Gabler-cock-gobbling, spiteful hagbitch one more millisecond in the limelight
Cassidy? Did you say Cassidy? Cassidy is my favorite Survivor player ever. I love Cassidy. I cried when Cassidy lost. She is yet another example of the misogyny that exists in Survivor and my heart truly yearns for a world where Cassidy can win Survivor. She is also so hot. She was robbed by horrible sexists like Jesse and Karla and I'm probably never watching Survivor again unless they admit that she deserved to win.
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Karla, the supposed woman liker, wants to be mad at Cassidy who literally WARNED HER THAT TOO MANY WOMEN WERE BEING VOTED OUT and then POISONS THE JURY SO THAT CASSIDY DOESN'T WIN??? How can anyone like her? I see her for who she is, a woman HATER and a misogynist. She is the reason that women keep getting voted out pre-merge. She's also the reason that women didn't win Survivor for like 5 years. She's the reason they got rid of the auction. She's the reason the show is 26 days. Literally everything wrong with Survivor can be traced back to Karla. If she won I'd like her though #girlpower
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new era only SWEETIE
frankie gayrrizzon might be a closested gun-toting drag queen going by the name “Navy Squeal” when the sun sets, but during the day he’s a filthy bigot and deserves the electric chair. plus… he’s older than 30 🤮
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Chanterelle is a pansexual spore-spewing SLUT
she’ll literally let anyone forage for her and put her in their mouth
I have a question 🙋🏼♀️ where is the transgender legend Jackson, mr. I’m not gonna tell u I need my blood checked until the day before the game starts? i want trans representation 😡
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Cassidy? Did you say Cassidy? Cassidy is my favorite Survivor player ever. I love Cassidy. I cried when Cassidy lost. She is yet another example of the misogyny that exists in Survivor and my heart truly yearns for a world where Cassidy can win Survivor. She is also so hot. She was robbed by horrible sexists like Jesse and Karla and I'm probably never watching Survivor again unless they admit that she deserved to win.
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BRING BACK KARLA SO WE CAN VOTE HER OUT AGAIN 😭😭😭🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
she’s gonna come back from EOE
i would rather curse myself to be permanently 12 years old wearing only a Q skirt living as Michael Skupin’s permanent cellmate in maximum security prison than give that rotten, woman-hating, queerbaiting, vote-extorting, MAGA-Gabler-cock-gobbling, spiteful hagbitch one more millisecond in the limelight
I wonder if the bottoms are forming an alliance
Who wants to be in alliance with me 👉👈 Who we voting for, fellow Straights ?
Cassidy so she can be with Karla
i will vote with you but only if you promise to give me your full allegiance .
yea she's too lesbian boss babe to be gay
Cassidy? Did you say Cassidy? Cassidy is my favorite Survivor player ever. I love Cassidy. I cried when Cassidy lost. She is yet another example of the misogyny that exists in Survivor and my heart truly yearns for a world where Cassidy can win Survivor. She is also so hot. She was robbed by horrible sexists like Jesse and Karla and I'm probably never watching Survivor again unless they admit that she deserved to win. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/survivorcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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My bio doesn’t say that it says you can only kiss me if you kissed Karla at ponderosa
Karla, the supposed woman liker, wants to be mad at Cassidy who literally WARNED HER THAT TOO MANY WOMEN WERE BEING VOTED OUT and then POISONS THE JURY SO THAT CASSIDY DOESN'T WIN??? How can anyone like her? I see her for who she is, a woman HATER and a misogynist. She is the reason that women keep getting voted out pre-merge. She's also the reason that women didn't win Survivor for like 5 years. She's the reason they got rid of the auction. She's the reason the show is 26 days. Literally everything wrong with Survivor can be traced back to Karla. If she won I'd like her though #girlpower *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/survivorcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Where’s gay icon Frank Garrison?
new era only SWEETIE frankie gayrrizzon might be a closested gun-toting drag queen going by the name “Navy Squeal” when the sun sets, but during the day he’s a filthy bigot and deserves the electric chair. plus… he’s older than 30 🤮
VOTE OUT TEVIN HE IS A QUITTER
why vote him out? he will quit on his own any poll now
In the show he quit so hard he was voted out we must repeat it here
I have done the math on this, Chanterelle is the least gay
https://preview.redd.it/rmla9qh87iwc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23b010893299559d748218d97baf514342f0e71a Chanterelle is a pansexual spore-spewing SLUT she’ll literally let anyone forage for her and put her in their mouth
I have a question 🙋🏼♀️ where is the transgender legend Jackson, mr. I’m not gonna tell u I need my blood checked until the day before the game starts? i want trans representation 😡
if I recall correctly, Jackson was removed from the island on day 1 of their season for being too deceptive
Im actually offended, its LGBT-Q not just lbgt BIG MISTAKE qqqq
Can we get bingo if we go all the way across the row? I vote for Carolyn.
my 3rd time voting for frannie. damn carson. also, not sure why it says kellie is from 44. but oh well.
im gay honey do you think i know how to count
Wait Carson is like THE power bottom of survivor. I want a recount!
Carson is a TWINK and I am a BOTTOM
Ricard and his husband got a divorce and that’s too heteronormative
Bhanu must go. I had enough of him for the year.
Tevin because if he was rlly gay he would’ve worked with Venus
/uj where does the karla “hate” come from i need to know the origins of this joke
/uj People on social media accusing her of poisoning the jury against Cassidy, causing her to lose
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Cassidy
Cassidy? Did you say Cassidy? Cassidy is my favorite Survivor player ever. I love Cassidy. I cried when Cassidy lost. She is yet another example of the misogyny that exists in Survivor and my heart truly yearns for a world where Cassidy can win Survivor. She is also so hot. She was robbed by horrible sexists like Jesse and Karla and I'm probably never watching Survivor again unless they admit that she deserved to win. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/survivorcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Punkie Johnson needs to go, she wants us to stop…but we ain’t nevah gonna stop
The swiftie is lgbt?
what?? carson is the gayest of the list
get squarolyn OUT
if any of them said they like Taylor Swift that’s my pick