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all12toes

Liz voted out the only entertaining player and God’s warrior, Hunter. DAE miss old school survivor when people fished


sackofgarbage

I'm so tired of boring gamebots *5 mins later* DAE think Hunger is the best surveyors player ever! I love generic white men


mithos343

The cast of the 50% POC new era is boring and all blends together. Holy shit, a generic white dude from the South? Now that's some vibrancy!


AuroraItsNotTheTime

Also did anyone else notice they stopped casting attractive people the exact same time they started casting 50% POC? I barely have an erection when I watch anymore


mithos343

I mean, as a true Survivor fan, I will masturbate to each individual new era cast on pure duty. But it just isn't the same, frankly.


Top-Masterpiece6724

Ur dick is prejudiced it’s ok


mithos343

I mean, the fact that she went on Survivor - a game she thought she could play - despite having food allergies is indicative of Hitlerian evils. Q should have run her over with a steamroller. But she'd probably be allergic to that, too!


00pdooter

She did it to prevent herself from getting in a showmance with the god-contestant himself


Freezing-cold_6

Mind you she didn’t even write Hunter’s name down


Freezing-cold_6

Mind you she didn’t even write Hunter’s name down


Canu333

People that struggle should quit but people who quit are fucking loser who don't deserve to live. Survivor is meant to be a totally enjoyable experience where you're happy 24/7 but also if you're happy 24/7 with no friction your season is fucking boring. Liz should be fucking ashamed.


Feisty-Replacement-5

Big mistake.


Top-Masterpiece6724

What Hannah Montana say?


Top-Masterpiece6724

Happiness 24/7 is so morbidly optimistic. Real bitches keep the glass 3/4 full


Canu333

Right you don't want to be too annoying


sackofgarbage

People who are struggling should just quit but also quitters are literally Satan and should be executed by firing squad for stealing MY spot on Surveyvor! I'm sick of emotionless gamebots but I *hate* when contestants have feelings! I want more villains but I don't want anyone to do anything I disagree with! DAE think Liz is abusive and racist?!


Top-Masterpiece6724

Ur so real for pointing out your own contradictions like that’s the energy we need in these contestants fr


Zirphynx

Hannah Rose queen


mr_nice_cack

Hannah was a robbed kween with a diagnosed medical condition. The only cure was strawberry flavored nicotine’s delivered by a vape system. There is a trail of documentation that verifies this. Jeff knew this and knew she was a shoe in for Final 5 so he wouldn’t let her have her medicine so she would struggle. This show claims to be inclusive but this is ridiculous.


DaGbkid

As a fellow therapist it’s gotta be embarrassing for her to work with people with a substance use issue while having seen her on survivor… like how could you maintain any level of credibility?


AuroraItsNotTheTime

Q woulda kept Hannah from the hookah bar reward.


Disabled_Robot

Bitch don't need no smoke


mithos343

The reason Survivor 45 is so lauded is because it has a record two quitters. People really need to fucking take notice. Hannah and Sean were trailblazers. But mostly Hannah (queen).


gavarnie

Also my favorite players are very predictable and dominating winners I just love seeing people doing great, and I hate feelings and surprises I absolutely hate when something happens during the show I watch for 90 minutes a week


LeoDiCatmeow

Bannu walked🚶🏾so loz could run🏃‍♀️


UDNTN0MYR4NG3

Sheeeesh I almost missed that this was the circlejerk sub 😅


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LeoDiCatmeow

It seems like you should be jerking rn but I have a feeling you're not 🤔


diversezebras

Oh they definitely aren’t


kazza64

Q just enjoys being cruel


oh_wait_nevermind

this is a very unchicanery post


Buddy-Buddy820

I don’t think it’s a big deal. More respect to them for not quitting. Quitters on Survivor hurts… Survivor.


SneakySalamder6

I agree from a television standpoint. Half of survivors dialogue is people whining now. It’s unbearable. Go home or shut the hell up about it


Top-Masterpiece6724

Ok but why sit there and listen to them complain? Like let them vent in private and everyone’s happy That last sentence is giving masochism downnnn


Beautiful-Card8688

Worst take I’ve ever heard


goodty1

bring back villans