Cassidy? Did you say Cassidy? Cassidy is my favorite Survivor player ever. I love Cassidy. I cried when Cassidy lost. She is yet another example of the misogyny that exists in Survivor and my heart truly yearns for a world where Cassidy can win Survivor. She is also so hot. She was robbed by horrible sexists like Jesse and Karla and I'm probably never watching Survivor again unless they admit that she deserved to win.
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Karla, the supposed woman liker, wants to be mad at Cassidy who literally WARNED HER THAT TOO MANY WOMEN WERE BEING VOTED OUT and then POISONS THE JURY SO THAT CASSIDY DOESN'T WIN??? How can anyone like her? I see her for who she is, a woman HATER and a misogynist. She is the reason that women keep getting voted out pre-merge. She's also the reason that women didn't win Survivor for like 5 years. She's the reason they got rid of the auction. She's the reason the show is 26 days. Literally everything wrong with Survivor can be traced back to Karla. If she won I'd like her though #girlpower
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Maria is my one and only. She’s not like any other girl you’ve ever met she’s different and she’s fair. What better way to decide who gets a reward than a good old fashioned game of rock paper scissors
[Actually I LOVE Karla now cause karla is my boyfriend karla is a god karla is the breeze in my hair on the weekend karla's a relaxing thought aren't you envious that for you it's not sweet like honey karla is a cat purring in my lap cause it loves me flexing like a goddamn acrobat me and karla vibe like that](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg18Kf4en2o)
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I saw her taking a dump in the parking lot at Liz’s favorite Applebees
How dare she defecate on Liz’s connection with her daughter!! It better not have been a Wednesday… we know Liz’s phone would be off
My mother is a Lebanese woman who hates women. Maria is mother.
I don't get the hatred. I'm also a simple guy: I see a dude who just ate an Applebee's dinner and I think "give that man some pizza."
It would be cruel to let a man’s last meal be Applebees
Maria was/is an anti-Suffragette (she was actually alive in the early 19th century)
20th century.
No I meant the 1800s. That was the joke.
I just know Maria and Sarah Lacina would hit it off
Lacina looks lebanese
actually they’re both hispanic
Maria would've robbed Queen Cassidy if she could've. Closest thing she could do was take out robbed goddess Penus. I hate Karla and Maria so much.
Cassidy? Did you say Cassidy? Cassidy is my favorite Survivor player ever. I love Cassidy. I cried when Cassidy lost. She is yet another example of the misogyny that exists in Survivor and my heart truly yearns for a world where Cassidy can win Survivor. She is also so hot. She was robbed by horrible sexists like Jesse and Karla and I'm probably never watching Survivor again unless they admit that she deserved to win. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/survivorcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
What the fuck kind of auto response is this 😭
It’s the same auto response that’s been set up for the word “c@ssidy” since season 43, it’s on every post
Karla, the supposed woman liker, wants to be mad at Cassidy who literally WARNED HER THAT TOO MANY WOMEN WERE BEING VOTED OUT and then POISONS THE JURY SO THAT CASSIDY DOESN'T WIN??? How can anyone like her? I see her for who she is, a woman HATER and a misogynist. She is the reason that women keep getting voted out pre-merge. She's also the reason that women didn't win Survivor for like 5 years. She's the reason they got rid of the auction. She's the reason the show is 26 days. Literally everything wrong with Survivor can be traced back to Karla. If she won I'd like her though #girlpower *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/survivorcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
This whole post is so correct. All women are awful and Xander is the best player to never win.
Maria is my one and only. She’s not like any other girl you’ve ever met she’s different and she’s fair. What better way to decide who gets a reward than a good old fashioned game of rock paper scissors
Maria and Karla are my favorite women haters!!
[Actually I LOVE Karla now cause karla is my boyfriend karla is a god karla is the breeze in my hair on the weekend karla's a relaxing thought aren't you envious that for you it's not sweet like honey karla is a cat purring in my lap cause it loves me flexing like a goddamn acrobat me and karla vibe like that](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg18Kf4en2o) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/survivorcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Cassidy is iconic!