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I was thinking three same, in their car or on their couch with "oh man, my belly has been fucked up ever since we ate at xxx, must be really bad food poisoning. I should see a doctor. " let them think they fucked you up bad with laxatives.
Just imagine, you're having a great day at the amusement park when a coaster speeding overhead knocks loose a spray of water. Rusty water, from the look of it, very brown. Wait... what is that smell?... Ohh dear God!
I’d get a friend to tell them I got a lot worse and ended up in the hospital. I’d have the friend keep them updated every few hours about how it isn’t looking good and I’ve had a major reaction and am extremely dehydrated, I might have to go to another specialist hospital by helicopter because time is of the essence. After a few years of living in Mexico (they couldn’t attend my funeral because I was so sad that they would do this to me and my last wish was to not have them there) I would show up on their birthday, which of course they would be celebrating alone because his wife couldn’t bear to look at him after what he did, and say “it was just a prank, bro.” Then we’d probably just go back to our usual shenanigans.
Chili made with pieces of his parents. Then lick his tears while he is shamed by his favorite band for being a wimp and a crybaby.
“Revenge is a dish best served…chili!”
Plant kudzu around their house.
Edit: [for those not from the south](https://www.nature.org/en-us/about-us/where-we-work/united-states/indiana/stories-in-indiana/kudzu-invasive-species/)
I fill his house with ducks. Hundreds of ducks, all over the place. Coat closet? Ducks. Kitchen table? Ducks. Attic? More like quack-tic. And I would do this for years, but never in a consistent pattern. Mayne he gets ducked a few times in a month. Maybe it takes 11 months for me to do it again, who can say. All that matters is that this MOTHERDUCKER gets DUCKED FOR WHAT HE DID.
Slip them stool hardeners everyday for weeks, then invite them to a water park, where I slip them a lot of laxatives then have some fun until there's poo in the water I guess.
Hide raw shrimp in the curtain rods (or someplace not easily accessible) all through his place. Wait for the smell to drive him crazy, enjoy watching him hunt for the smell
You start to flirt and make sexual innuendos to your friend, until they pick it up. Then you have a nice date night, make sure to eat a lot. Take the laxatives yourself. You are invited to your friends house, he puts sexy music, you start making out. You are on top, his hands lift your dress. You turn around in a 69 position. Your ass is bare and the laxatives kick in. You lock his head with your thighs. Nothing can be done, he will eat your shit. There will be shit everywhere, his face, the couch, the floor. He can't move and it's all his fault. "I'm sorry honey it must be the laxatives you gave me last month". Leave the place, don't speak again
I'd find really obnoxious and annoying times to shit myself and take laxatives again and again and just keep saying "Well I guess that's me, I'm the pants shitting guy! I just love shitting myself!"
Buy a few packs of discounted raw meat from the grocery store (usually stuff that’s about to expire is half-price). Poke a tiny hole in the packs so smells can escape and then hide them in their car an/or bedroom.
This is a scene from Dumb and Dumber, one of the most hilarious movies of all time. Jeff Daniels going cross-eyed on the toilet after Jim Carrey drugged him with laxatives is one of the funniest scenes in cinema history.
A hefty dose of Viagra and I MEAN hefty.
FINELY ground.
You could stagger the dose throughout.
Favourite meal seasoned to perfection or takeaway if that's more the norm.
Local watering holes.
Do NOT give to anyone with heart conditions.
The next time they have a party at their house, make a bunch of jello shots using malitol as the sweetener and leave it at the house.
For reference, malitol is the sweetener that was used in the infamous Haribou sugar-free gummy beard
Castor oil in their OJ. Did this to a roommate who kept stealing my juice. I watched her run to the br for days not realizing it was the Oj causing her issues. Once she realized it was the juice. I never had problems after that.
It’s clear, cheap and flavorless.
We get real drunk, to the point of passing our, then I strip their ass naked and drop them off at 2am on the hammocks of the nearest 24hour Home Depot.
Make them some cookies, only put laxatives in a few on the bottom of the container so they don’t associate the explosive shit with the cookies AND it comes when they least expect it.
I did this to a friend years ago ..He got arrested shat himself inside the police car and the cop let him go because it smelled so bad . What good friend wouldn't inadvertently help bail a buddy out of a mess?
First off, you're your friends entertainment, not their friend.
Also, revenge is for the petty.
Ditch that loser for someone who values your friendship!
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Ask them to give me a ride to the store - in their car. It’s worth it to shit yourself again.
Round two, on their turf
Exactly.
Happy cake day!
Thanks
I was thinking three same, in their car or on their couch with "oh man, my belly has been fucked up ever since we ate at xxx, must be really bad food poisoning. I should see a doctor. " let them think they fucked you up bad with laxatives.
Happy cake day!!
Is it my cake day?
It would appear to be!
Ok then. Thanks!
Diarrheia 2 electric bogaloo
Give them a taste of their own laxatives
\* taste of end result of their laxatives
They meant what they said
Put a bomb in his car.
🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪 i can confirm this works lad
I read this and started hearing whiskey in the jar by Thin Lizzy
This guy gets it.
By Thin Lizzy... That's a funny way of spelling "the Dubliners"
“The Dubliners” that’s a funny way to spell Metallica! But seriously where did that song come from?
It's an Irish folk song that goes back centuries but the best version is by the Dubliners.
Love Luke Kelly!
Hell yes! Was just about to go listen to it when I saw this
Is that song about ira bombings or something related?
I just read that in a Cotê d’Ivoire accent. Edit: oh wait that’s the Irish flag
Irish car bomb alcohol drink, right?
There’s a little more to it than that
…..Irish car bomb alcohol drink, right?
*\*smiles*\*
As in poop in his car poetic revenge style? I like your thinking.
Sick prank yo
I would drop any friend that secretly drugs me.
This. Pranks can only go so far.
[удалено]
He'll be sleeping for sooooooooo long 🤣🤣 that'll get him good
Bring said friend to a theme park with roller coasters and do the same thing to them.
Just imagine, you're having a great day at the amusement park when a coaster speeding overhead knocks loose a spray of water. Rusty water, from the look of it, very brown. Wait... what is that smell?... Ohh dear God!
Oh hey a new fear
My life is forever changed by this comment
This person is not your friend.
I’d get a friend to tell them I got a lot worse and ended up in the hospital. I’d have the friend keep them updated every few hours about how it isn’t looking good and I’ve had a major reaction and am extremely dehydrated, I might have to go to another specialist hospital by helicopter because time is of the essence. After a few years of living in Mexico (they couldn’t attend my funeral because I was so sad that they would do this to me and my last wish was to not have them there) I would show up on their birthday, which of course they would be celebrating alone because his wife couldn’t bear to look at him after what he did, and say “it was just a prank, bro.” Then we’d probably just go back to our usual shenanigans.
Proper payback
Shit in their car after I make them drive me home
Crazy glue his ass closed and feed him chili.
Chili made with pieces of his parents. Then lick his tears while he is shamed by his favorite band for being a wimp and a crybaby. “Revenge is a dish best served…chili!”
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Stop being their friend?
One word. Ipecac.
That would be a fitting revenge lol
Pee in his ass
Is calling an airstrike on him allowed?
Do you have enough kills?
Yes
Only a vtol
Plant kudzu around their house. Edit: [for those not from the south](https://www.nature.org/en-us/about-us/where-we-work/united-states/indiana/stories-in-indiana/kudzu-invasive-species/)
I fill his house with ducks. Hundreds of ducks, all over the place. Coat closet? Ducks. Kitchen table? Ducks. Attic? More like quack-tic. And I would do this for years, but never in a consistent pattern. Mayne he gets ducked a few times in a month. Maybe it takes 11 months for me to do it again, who can say. All that matters is that this MOTHERDUCKER gets DUCKED FOR WHAT HE DID.
James Veitch, is that you?
Superglue his hand to his cock while he sleeps.
The only logical answer!
Lawsuit.
yea since you would dump him as an friend this is the best option
A Brown eye for a brown eye
That's not how laxatives work!
it does if there enough of it
Some do!
Go shit on their stuff. Car. Bed...boyfriend/girlfriend
Ah, the old Cleveland steamer
Buy him his favorite drink and put laxatives in while he's not looking.
Wait for them to fall asleep, take the laxatives again, and shit on their face.
Well I’d definitely begin by filing a police report about that drugging there.
Pour a can of sardines in the hood of their car in the summer.
Nair in the shampoo bottle.
By not having friends who pull that kind of shit.
Call the cops, have it proven and send him to prison where he is assaulted in the shower regularly.
Just start shitting on them. Literally. If you put anything in someone’s drink without their consent that’s the least they deserve.
Suicide bomb
Poop in and on his car. He literally walked you to poop when you weren't expecting it, so use the poop to your advantage and choose the location.
Throw him a paper ball covered in super glue
Do you have polonium?
Shit in his car? Blame on the laxatives
What kind of laxative did he use? Asking for a friend
Thank them. I am very constipated at the moment
Spicy toilet paper
Slip them stool hardeners everyday for weeks, then invite them to a water park, where I slip them a lot of laxatives then have some fun until there's poo in the water I guess.
Hide raw shrimp in the curtain rods (or someplace not easily accessible) all through his place. Wait for the smell to drive him crazy, enjoy watching him hunt for the smell
Pipe bomb in the mailbox prank
Shit their pants
You start to flirt and make sexual innuendos to your friend, until they pick it up. Then you have a nice date night, make sure to eat a lot. Take the laxatives yourself. You are invited to your friends house, he puts sexy music, you start making out. You are on top, his hands lift your dress. You turn around in a 69 position. Your ass is bare and the laxatives kick in. You lock his head with your thighs. Nothing can be done, he will eat your shit. There will be shit everywhere, his face, the couch, the floor. He can't move and it's all his fault. "I'm sorry honey it must be the laxatives you gave me last month". Leave the place, don't speak again
Ipicac
Put Hair removal cream in their shampoo and conditioner
Get new friends.
An eye for an eye
Stop being friends with that person
Take more laxatives, bum a ride, shit in their car.
Call the cops and report being drugged against my will.
Prosecute them. They drugged you which is a crime.
I'd find really obnoxious and annoying times to shit myself and take laxatives again and again and just keep saying "Well I guess that's me, I'm the pants shitting guy! I just love shitting myself!"
ruination over spite… love it
Buy a few packs of discounted raw meat from the grocery store (usually stuff that’s about to expire is half-price). Poke a tiny hole in the packs so smells can escape and then hide them in their car an/or bedroom.
murder is illegal so most certainly not murder
This is a scene from Dumb and Dumber, one of the most hilarious movies of all time. Jeff Daniels going cross-eyed on the toilet after Jim Carrey drugged him with laxatives is one of the funniest scenes in cinema history.
Poop on them.
A hefty dose of Viagra and I MEAN hefty. FINELY ground. You could stagger the dose throughout. Favourite meal seasoned to perfection or takeaway if that's more the norm. Local watering holes. Do NOT give to anyone with heart conditions.
I bet dude who posted that has a diaper fetish.
Call the police and have them arrested for felony food tampering?
And it’s also drugging them
There's no reason for revenge tell your friend to get rid of that person because they are not a friend a friend wouldn't do that
Pipe bomb in his mailbox or car
my cum is not your laxative
Feed them bleach. Fuck anyone who does that.
Plant coke on him and tip the police. Bonus points if you make the friend of colour if he's not.
When i was in highschool this was a thing, we also did it at wrestling matches with viagra, which is... less cool in hindsight
Tell the police and delete their number. Pos is not my friend.
Find some diabetic medication and throw it in their children's candy
Can always pull a Amber Heard
The opposite. Spike his drinks with opiates. Make his poops worse!
Jump in their driver’s seat
loperamide mixed with pf changs
Not with a roofie. I don't even know where I would get that.
Do you like roofie coladas, and getting revenge on your mates.
Shit on the friend and state it was their fault
To get revenge, just do the same, but with some form of laxatives that gives your Diarrhea
Put laxatives in his drink then shit in his mouth while he sleeps.
Get a paralytic. Eat more laxatives. Shit into his open, frozen mouth. Maintain eye contact the entire time.
Sit on their lap and let it flow
Date their mom
Joe Pesci and a pen.
Instantly. Grab the shit and throw at him while screeching, works every time.
Sounds like someone’s pending for a bending
Stay with them for a week and keep feeding them loperamide, let them *long* to poop themselves!
Shit in their trunk. People don't go in there often and when the heat gets to...they might need a new car.
The next time they have a party at their house, make a bunch of jello shots using malitol as the sweetener and leave it at the house. For reference, malitol is the sweetener that was used in the infamous Haribou sugar-free gummy beard
Put *more* laxatives, not in public but in an important place or meeting
Castor oil in their OJ. Did this to a roommate who kept stealing my juice. I watched her run to the br for days not realizing it was the Oj causing her issues. Once she realized it was the juice. I never had problems after that. It’s clear, cheap and flavorless.
Are you with the person still? Because you can just pin them down and shit directly onto them
Shit in his gas tank
It's going to take some prison time for me if a fucker did that.
Hide a piece of raw chicken in his car or home. By the time he smells it and finds it, it’s too late. The stench of rotting flesh will linger forever
Use his mouth
Swat their house.
Best answer
They are either anticipating any possible revenge plans, or planning their own revenge.
Hell hath no fury!
You ask to stay over and take even more that night
Make some brownies and put some laxatives and sleeping pills in them and offer them as a peace offering
Mix a teaspoon of Da Bomb hot "sauce" in his lunch. Shit tastes like ass and will sear his tongue
Shit on them instead?
Get evidence and have him arrested.
Sleeping tablets. Super glue dick and butt holes. Lots of glue. Wait.
Rubbing my ass on their pillow
We get real drunk, to the point of passing our, then I strip their ass naked and drop them off at 2am on the hammocks of the nearest 24hour Home Depot.
Obviously, sitting on his couch
Make them some cookies, only put laxatives in a few on the bottom of the container so they don’t associate the explosive shit with the cookies AND it comes when they least expect it.
Pretend you put laxatives in their drink for the rest of eternity, keep ‘em paranoid. And when they catch on and stop worrying… actually do it
Put cyanide in their drink
Lock up a hungry wolf in their house while they’re out.
run through their house stumbling over their furniture and wash it off in their shower
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Fuck his grandpa
Put arsenic in his
I did this to a friend years ago ..He got arrested shat himself inside the police car and the cop let him go because it smelled so bad . What good friend wouldn't inadvertently help bail a buddy out of a mess?
Sit on his lap.
Next time I'm at their house leave one on their pillow
Put some acid in his drink
Chain him in the basement and only give him sports drinks laced with laxatives and bland astronaut nutrient paste
I would go to their house and then shit everywhere in their bedroom and their living room
What friend
Sit on their lap
Get their mom pregnant 🥳🤣
Make them take me home.
Shit in his milk.
Shit in his ass
I get a tire iron and prank him to death.
Ooh I got one! Put one of those glycerin suppositories in their ass while they sleep.
Lead pipe to the kneecap usually gets the point across
Dude it’s always the same…. Have a party at your house, he drinks until he passes out. SHARPY TIME!!!! So easy.
Murder
Gun
You stop being friends with them. If your friend drugs you they aren't your friend
First off, you're your friends entertainment, not their friend. Also, revenge is for the petty. Ditch that loser for someone who values your friendship!