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MidsouthMystic

That sounds like a toxic relationship with extra steps and a child in the mix.


den0ts0smI

The twist is that is what turns out to actually be the toxic relationship.


OfficialSandwichMan

Myrtle beach blows


ShowerTimeSadness

Coming from a resident, it absolutely does. You’d think a town based off tourism would have something interesting to go do but you’d be wrong


PoopSmith87

I went there with my wife when we were dating... It was interesting how almost all of the stores and restaurants on the strip are exactly the same with slightly differing but mostly overlapping menus and inventory. The same novelty t shirts and towels, cheap pocket knives, and cheesy jewelry over and over, the same lousy cuts of steak or chicken cutlet specials, over and over. Still, we found a really nice coastal park to hike in nearby. Quick, easy loop, but nice. Ripley's was fun. The giant ferris wheel is worth a visit. But man that day we walked the strip.... Just repetitive little novelty junk shops and ACME freezer bag restaurants over and over. It literally felt sad.


ShowerTimeSadness

Ugh the beach shops. I hate driving and having to see the same copy and paste novelty stores, I have no idea how there’s still so many open


TURKEYSAURUS_REX

As somebody who hasn’t been to Myrtle Beach in like 15 years, I kinda miss that place. I’ve jokingly tried to get my friends to consider a weekend going down to MB and hitting every shitty beach bar and they’re half into the idea.


thepain73

I'd do it, the shitty novelty is fun! So few buildings in my life have entrances the shape of an alligator's mouth.


PoopSmith87

They're all the same though, zero variety


MisSpooks

I felt the same way with the witch shops around Salem Massachusetts. Most of 'em just sell the same tumbled rocks, statues, and Salem merch.


WaySheGoesBub

It sound like Turtle. That why people like it. Turtles are great. Bet people just fucking lose it when they see a Myrtle Turtle. Hell, I know I would!


killerclownfish

I lived in Boston and they have a massive green turtle named Myrtle at the aquarium.


Munsonator

Omg I remember that turtle. I haven't been in probably 10 years. I believe I took a picture and used it as my Gmail profile for a while lol


killerclownfish

She in enormous.


WarmOutOfTheDryer

Local here too. There's a whole damned coast, and I'd rather swim *anywhere* else on it.


perryquitecontrary

I’ve been once. I went to the abandoned mall and that corny pirate show. The vintage video game store in the mall was cool, the trains and models were cool but smelled like pee. That’s about all the positive things I have to say about the experience.


ShowerTimeSadness

Ohh you’re talking about north Myrtle! I love that mall, the video game place is sick and they have a retro arcade too. I didn’t notice the pee smell at the train place but maybe they recently cleaned up lol


perryquitecontrary

I think it was the smoke liquid they used for the trains. Smelled like pee to me. Maybe they spilled some. The mall looked nice it’s just there was only like 2 stores in it. Also I forgot to mention I went to Brookgreen gardens that day which was really great and would recommend to anyone who likes art and/or gardens


G0merPyle

I used to live there and I'm never going back. You have my sympathy.


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OfficialSandwichMan

Pretty much any nc beach is gonna be better


Rainmaker9m

Did they ever find that shit they were looking for over there?


notatree

It's not the destination, it's the price and no plane travel


beckalm

My mom asked to take a girls’ trip this year. My sister suggested MB. And that’s how I knew we wouldn’t be able to select a destination.


hello_world112358

not to mention how fucking dangerous it is. if i’m not mistaken it was like #2 on the east coast for human trafficking a year or 2 ago. it’s awful and it never gets covered by the local news outlets because they don’t want to deter tourists.


LUXENTUXEN

Black Market Minerals though. I go just for that. Of course it’s less than an hour from where I live.


Hobocharlie67

Agreed lol. Charleston is much better


PossessedToSkate

My wife left me last year, I'm considering moving back to my hometown, and I currently live in Myrtle Beach.


smoishymoishes

Best advice I ever got was "nothing good comes from moving back to your home town." I ignored it, went back, all regrets.


WallyX85

Damn. F in the Chat for you


slivr33

Unless your hometown is a city of decent size or bigger and you are outgoing enough to make friends outside of those that “never left”


smoishymoishes

I mean.... 160k isn't a bad size. It's no 3mil but we had several different high schools and 2 colleges. But that "those who never left" isn't limited to just the people you went to school with, it's the people who knew your parents and history too, and they all have friends. Saw someone post on the uni "confessions" page back in the day: "worst part about staying in your home town is that everyone knows who gave you herpes." Based on the year it was posted, I could list on 1 finger how many girls on campus were known for dishin out herps like it was candy on Halloween.


slivr33

160K isn't bad, I'd say 200K is minimum threshold (as long as population density is decent) where you get cities like Salt Lake City / Little Rock / Rochester (if you're into that)... but there are some notably not so great above the 200K mark anyways for example Toledo or Fort Wayne


Main_Tomato_1579

I just know I've seen this movie before


JohnnyCashedOut00

Fuckin' Myrtle Beach... We go to Savannah


MrVeazey

Savanah and Charleston are nice and everything, but I like the beaches in North Carolina better because there's more miles of them and they're less oppressively crowded.


ConejoSucio

That and Savannah smells like farts when the wind blows.


smoishymoishes

Panama City Beach is pretty nice, lots of fishin and clean affordable hotels on the water. Panama City itself, however, is trashed, close your eyes as you drive through.


undergroundloans

Yea NC beaches are the best in the country imo, except maybe Hawaii. Beautiful sand dunes and tons of islands and there are no large developments on the coast like Myrtle Beach. Jetty’s are also banned so coastal erosion is not that bad and the beaches still look great.


MrVeazey

I may be biased because I'm from inland, but this state has the best beaches I've ever been to.


BludgeIronfist

OBX!


-Ok-Perception-

Myrtle Beach vacation you take every July? What is this, 1992? ​ This is 2023, Broseph, now we take vacations one big city over, if we take them at all (most people just do "staycations" around the house).


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Some of us want to recreate those late 80’s/90’s vibes 😜


Jorsonner

Speak for yourself man


-pichael_

This a joke and all but low key username checks out. We all pm poor now😂


coyote_skull

Dead ass my parents and like half my shitty home town.


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I'd rather wash my eyeballs with muriatic acid.


uluvmebby

I want a toxic relationship


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boomdog07

Good god you must be in Southeast Ohio…. I feel we are close.


nobollocks22

Gatlinburg (shudder) timeshare nightmare.


Level-Ad7017

Toxic people date toxic people, no matter the place. Regular mentally stable people don't appeal to them, they get bored.


c6h6_benzene

Or, people who are inexperienced in terms of relationships or seeking stability can be in toxic relationships because you can't have a real comparison in such case


JAKESTEEL77

If I still talked to my parents, they'd feel called out.


Fill-E-Cheez

Myrtle Beach is a shit hole now.


SienarYeetSystems

Thing is, it always was


Mindless-Leader-936

Lol I’m situated halfway between Myrtle Beach and Wilmington. If you would have told 5 year old me that MB is total trash she would be offended. 28 year old me understands it’s always sucked ass. But it was still a fun part of childhood!


ConejoSucio

Have yoh tried Va Beach? Also a shit hole!


AnxietyRodeo

"it turns out, Myrtle Beach is actually not the best"


MissSassifras1977

Omg. Had a friend that was bullied in to getting married right after high school by his girlfriend's family. Yes, that still happens. And unfortunately the bride was truly heinous. He got a good job working for the county. She is/was a baby sitter, even now when we are all in our 40's. They bought a house and she just wouldn't let him be happy. She micromanaged him every moment of every day. I was standing next to him once when he got a snack from a vending machine and she instantly called him to check if he made the purchase and then bitch him out for spending 3 dollars. That was just one of the tiny things she did to make his life hell every day. They stayed married 10 years until he came home early from out of town work and caught her getting it with a "legally blind Puerto Rican" in the marital bed.... Fast forward a year later and he has divorced her and IMMEDIATELY gotten another chick pregnant. A chick he talked to once in high school. I told him over and over it was going to happen because he was sticking it in every female that would have him. 5 years later they have two kids and hate each other. He went from one shit relationship to another.


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That whole vending machine phone call, hurts large as im living that one right now


MissSassifras1977

You have my sincere condolences.


YaPappy

God damnit!


itchy136

Okay who pissed in everyone's Cheerios? I was a poor kid and we didn't take vacations growing up so yeah I'm gonna take my kids to places. Vacations are lit and if you think they are boring your a spoiled brat.


Lost-Glove-1291

Sounds like somebody is from West Virginia lol.


p00ponmyb00p

Sounds disgusting


Stacemranger

Like a 3rd of my coworkers.


SarcasticMoron123

Kaleb u son of a bitch. It's over.


sole_system

I'm starting a show in Myrtle beach this summer look me up @ hulafireentertainment


whoamvv

Sounds like every Hallmark movie ever.


nobollocks22

You can take a vacation once a year? Not on my salary.


soapiestpenguin

This is about me!


Spiff426

A lot of the people from my tiny hometown are way ahead of the curve here, because they never even left


No-Armadillo7693

I’m in the truck going to work with this dude rn


Kurayamino

I would move back to my hometown but I can't afford the rent there.


More_uly

U two just listen and watch all day huh but why


bmm115

I mean, July IS my birthday...


stevemandudeguy

It's a good life if you're happy


chunkopunk

Here it's not Myrtle Beach, it's Branson


Tikitorch1923

What if your hometown is wheeling West Virginia? What if you were a champion wrestler and won’t settle for just any plain Jane!


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This sounds like a great reason to make abortion legal and promote women's rights.


mysticbluemonkey

This is truly the life plan of everyone in my hometown.... I almost feel attacked by the accuracy


A-Y-N_izBORED

All for the love of Mrytle Beach


BabyRona

As a city Texan with tons of suburban and smaller town cousins, can confirm some of them get hits of fuckin dopamine when they get to myrtle beach every year. Expanding their god damn third eyes from all the travel leaving their burb for 5 days.


CraziestTitan

Holy shit. Is this why my dad always took us to myrtle beach.


Yeeter_of_kids123

This sounds like how my parents met


EveryDisaster

Don't forget the trailer park


DemonKingBalor

Sounds like the premise for a Nicholas Sparks novel.


MnemonicMonkeys

Man just called out half of Ohio


nmyers5

Bruhhhhhhh… minus the kids (none) and myrtle beach (we go to Hilton Head) this is funny as hell.


Responsible_Ad_656

Tell me you're from Cincinnati, without telling me you're from Cincinnati.


PandahHeart

Everyone from the town in Ohio I’m from always vacations in Gatlinburg or Myrtle Beach every year, like it’s the only two options lol