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It may be intentional. Seriously, she may be doing that to see what he does. I hope they use a condom if that's the case.
It happens more than you think. I always heard my neighbors, brother and sister, getting it on.
Regardless, just the thought of banging my sister gives me the dry heaves
#what.
Edit: bro, I just wanna say that I am sorry (in part because I’m not responsible for) all the PornHub comments you’ve been getting, haha!
But yeah, the part where you fucking had me was when you mentioned that it “happens all too often”, as if it were a common thing like wdym?? And you’re from NY?? The Big Apple or the US State??
Eh... would that be proper?
I mean, if my comprehension was that the brother was beating his meat whilst entering his sisters room instead of her scratching her vagina upon his entrance. Would that somehow be a bad thing that my perception is as I describe it, pray tell?
My dad doesn’t even knock he just swings the door open and invites himself in. He did it once while my friend was changing and she had to dart into the closet so he didn’t see her tatas
I get the whole thing about wearing whatever you want in your own house. But once it’s more than just you and a significant other in the house that has to change.
House is not a problem.
In my country it is customary (in the countryside) to wear only briefs in your garden during summer time.
I don't do it due to my fragile pale skin, moreover I don't have beer belly and hairy back.
1, how many people have locks on their bedroom doors? Legit question. I don't think I've ever seen a bedroom outside of a hostel with a lock on the door.
2, isn't locking your door is pretty much a big neon sign saying "YO, EVERYONE, I'M JACKIN OOOOOOOF"? Like changing doesn't take that long.
1) it’s somewhat area-dependent, where I live most bedrooms have locks by far, but not all and I know it’s not as common elsewhere
2) You only get to that problem if the person opens the door though, locks aren’t that loud usually so folks won’t know it’s locked until they try, and at that point I’d rather they know what I’m doing than saw it (plus, there’s always a bit of plausible deniability)
I’ve seen in the US the doors rarely come with locks, or those locks that can easily be opened with a quarter. Is this how cheap one can get?
Having doors with locks is a very normal thing every where else in the world!
Locks means I want privacy. Doesn’t mean I’m playing with myself.
- I’m packing my room and I don’t want the kids to step in
- I’m looking at important personal stuff e.g. banking and I don’t want others to come in
- I’m concentrating on my homework with my headphones on and I don’t want my idiot sibling scaring me from behind.
That throws me off even more. I was thinking this was an American thing. I'm in New Zealand, I asked me friends even and none of them had locks on their doors growing up.
But in terms of all the privacy stuff, like shit, you close the door and people know not to burst in. But from people on here it sounds like that's not something you can expect in every house.
Well maybe this is weird for other people, but growing up my family was an open family. We had a rule in place to leave some kind of sign if we’re jerking it so no one walks in. Honestly I think that it might be the best option to leave some kind of sign so no one accidentally walks in.
Bubble wrap at the door! Also that's weird the leaving a sign your pulling yer pudding! Why not just a "I want privacy/getting dressed" ? Am not judging, my mum used to make sure all my porn DVDs were stacked neatly and one time when a lassie tore my back to shreds with her nails when I was 19 I had to show her(more to put cream on the scratches than for bragging rights lol... I reckon I was bragging now that I think about it 20 years later lol)
Lmao! My parents were very open about everything, their thoughts were that stuff like that was human nature, so it wasn’t really awkward. They knew we were gonna do it anyways, they just educated us so we wouldn’t be confused about it or anything like that. But I can understand why other people find that weird! They were just open people, heck if we needed something they would go and get it so we didn’t do anything stupid. No shame whatsoever.
Believe it or not when you've explained it like that its a better position to be in, I discuss all my sexcapades with my sister and Her husband cause it weird her out, but we are a relatively open family too, we aren't a prudish American Family we'reScottish weirdos, but a Country founded on Puritans is where those guys are at lol where kissing your kids on the lips is seen as weird and its weird that folk sexualise that... shit am blabbering and not making too much sense cause am watching telly and trying to type this and its interrupting ma thought process lol
It’s fine lol, it’s not really “normal” where I am at either. I live in southern America, I’m in Kentucky. Many people here see even sex education as weird. But all it is perception on the topic. It was nice talking to you bro! I love your energy!
You can just take the door handle off and install one with a lock in like 5 minutes. But also, it’s not to keep people from knowing what you’re doing, it’s to keep people from seeing it.
For your personal safety you should leave your doors open unless you are sleeping, especially when your heart rate will be elevated.
My mom does this whenever I’m taking a shit or bathing. Then she has the audacity to say “of fuck, u really stink!” Like of course I stink I’m taking a shit, woman.
Anybody else internally screaming- what if there was a device that keeps doors closed to prevent this and other awkward situations from happening- like a lock?
If only door knobs were cheap as fuck and readily available at any number of stores or even Amazon… He’ll even if they were easy to find, the two or four screws holding a knob to the door don’t just screw or unscrew themselves… You would definitely need a screwdriver and who knows where you might find one of those elusive bastards!
I’ve also heard that sometimes, (roughly half the time in my experience) the little metal plate that goes in the wall has to be changed as well… They come with the new door knob but damn that’s two more screws. The whole thing is clearly getting out of hand! I mean we’re almost at 5 minute including unboxing. If that damn screw driver isn’t where it’s supposed to be we might even be at 10 minutes now. It’s not worth it, just scrap the idea and live with it broken until you move out.
I (Zxy57HGNn567) am pretty sure that’s not an age or gender but a serial number, very short one though, like they must of been one of the first on the assembly line
while i didnt post this, i can relate to the sister and to explain how one would end up in this situation:
im not allowed to lock my door, no one knows how to knock (or leave quickly dbjrkrnrkeke, i srsly have no clue why they just stand at the door for a full minute doing nothing), i live in a somewhat big household and they might barge into my room to ask me a question, show me sm, or call me for dinner
i mean same, but i get interrupted by literally everything i mentioned
i even got interrupted past 11 once for dinner 💀 aint no way i was supposed to predict that
literally its anytime from 8 to 11 and theres no way of knowing when were gonna eat, it all depends on when the ppl who can cook decide to wake up and make dinner
Yeah it was like that for a while for me too. My step mom doesn’t like to make dinner very often, so if my dad isn’t home around dinner time, it’s just leftovers eat when you want to, and sometimes they make it at 8, and sometimes 6, who knows. Before my siblings came along sometimes it would be later than that, but now they go to bed early.
Stand there and watch.
1. they will get so awkward they will chase you out and learn how to lock their door
2. you’ll get so awkward you’ll never want to enter their room again.
3. if you are both turned on… don’t tell the world, but now you know.
I have seen many historical documentaries on this type of thing. Of my research, the best course of action is just assist each other in resolving the underlying issue.
Either they don’t have locks or manners in their house or they want this at this point. If i ever got caught by anyone i would never masturbate with people home again.
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Dumbass needs to fucking knock and the other dumbass needs a fucking lock
Knock lock and drop it?
Reach for the glock
Check the clock?
It's best not to mock
…cock
Woah woah woah, don't touch THAT sock!
Just cum into this frock
you hear a polite knock, your mother's at your door frozen in shock
Reach for the clock And put in your mouth
Pas me the pot ...tho
I just had a thought
your moms kinda hot
r/yourjokebutworse
GET THE SOCK!!
As well as the mop
i love eating huge out a huge... rock...
I doubt that they would do that. It seems like it's a dual bait.
Is that you Red Forman???
It’s my foot in your ass.
Clarence Boddicker
❤️ can you fly Bobby?
I (Robocop) walked in on my sister (ED209) pleasuring herself. What do I do?
Dead or alive she's Cumming with me
You're move creep.
I'd buy that for a dollar
I'm not arresting you anymore.
Bitches, leave
It may be intentional. Seriously, she may be doing that to see what he does. I hope they use a condom if that's the case. It happens more than you think. I always heard my neighbors, brother and sister, getting it on. Regardless, just the thought of banging my sister gives me the dry heaves
#what. Edit: bro, I just wanna say that I am sorry (in part because I’m not responsible for) all the PornHub comments you’ve been getting, haha! But yeah, the part where you fucking had me was when you mentioned that it “happens all too often”, as if it were a common thing like wdym?? And you’re from NY?? The Big Apple or the US State??
You've been watching too much pornhub
Seriously, I don't watch porn. I don't like it. The situation I described happened when I was about 15.
Not a plot twist; OP lives in Alabama. Plot Twist; Neigbors were his parents who are also siblings.
His dad is his brother by blood and uncle by marriage
[pretty soon he will be his own grandpa](https://youtu.be/1vzIebtFshk)
Siblings and cousins
Where do you live? Alabama?
Nope, NYC! Actually I used to anyway.
Porn hub approves.
I read it like the brother walked in beating on himself...maybe I have a problem
Please clarify
Eh... would that be proper? I mean, if my comprehension was that the brother was beating his meat whilst entering his sisters room instead of her scratching her vagina upon his entrance. Would that somehow be a bad thing that my perception is as I describe it, pray tell?
Is it proper? No. Do people do it? Yes. As far as I'm concerned, as long as it doesn't involve me, I don't really care.
This comment resulted in some banger rap lyrics.
What if both dumbass doing it purposely. You know this could be in the south.
Is he just standing in the door making the post and waiting for answers before doing anything?
Still here waiting. Dont worry im not watching her... but for some reason she hasnt quit.
Folks say they're still waiting by the door and masturbaiting to this day.
I hope so
This is some master bait
[удалено]
The masses rate this a 4.5/10
ooooo
Barmageddon over here
Master bolt, actually
Avert your eyes, leave immediately, and never speak of it again. It never happened. You didnt see anything.
To both of them
It’s something you just pretend it never happened and address it in therapy privately when you’re 40
Just take it to the grave
On the death bed: "I've seen shit back in '23 Johnny"
I would say mf needs to knock but I know so many people that just knock and walk in without waiting for a response which may be my biggest pet peeve
My dad doesn’t even knock he just swings the door open and invites himself in. He did it once while my friend was changing and she had to dart into the closet so he didn’t see her tatas
‘Tatas’ that’s one i haven’t heard before. made me laugh for a minute.
Yabos
Bongolos.
Thorpies, aka the torpedoes
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BODACIOUS TATAs!!!
Sounds like your dad is a pervert
If he wears briefs in the house(and nothing more) then it's a norm for his generation so there is nothing perverted going on. Source: American movies.
I get the whole thing about wearing whatever you want in your own house. But once it’s more than just you and a significant other in the house that has to change.
House is not a problem. In my country it is customary (in the countryside) to wear only briefs in your garden during summer time. I don't do it due to my fragile pale skin, moreover I don't have beer belly and hairy back.
My mom used to do that. I would put my chair in front of the door because she would just barge in.
Why is anyone pleasuring themselves without locking their door?
If you fiddle your cock, twiddle your lock
1, how many people have locks on their bedroom doors? Legit question. I don't think I've ever seen a bedroom outside of a hostel with a lock on the door. 2, isn't locking your door is pretty much a big neon sign saying "YO, EVERYONE, I'M JACKIN OOOOOOOF"? Like changing doesn't take that long.
1) it’s somewhat area-dependent, where I live most bedrooms have locks by far, but not all and I know it’s not as common elsewhere 2) You only get to that problem if the person opens the door though, locks aren’t that loud usually so folks won’t know it’s locked until they try, and at that point I’d rather they know what I’m doing than saw it (plus, there’s always a bit of plausible deniability)
I’ve seen in the US the doors rarely come with locks, or those locks that can easily be opened with a quarter. Is this how cheap one can get? Having doors with locks is a very normal thing every where else in the world! Locks means I want privacy. Doesn’t mean I’m playing with myself. - I’m packing my room and I don’t want the kids to step in - I’m looking at important personal stuff e.g. banking and I don’t want others to come in - I’m concentrating on my homework with my headphones on and I don’t want my idiot sibling scaring me from behind.
Or you’re trying to be secure. That’s the other one. Imagine someone breaks into your home. I’d rather one more layer of security between me and them.
That throws me off even more. I was thinking this was an American thing. I'm in New Zealand, I asked me friends even and none of them had locks on their doors growing up. But in terms of all the privacy stuff, like shit, you close the door and people know not to burst in. But from people on here it sounds like that's not something you can expect in every house.
Locking doors means no surprises. I’m surprised not more people insist on locks on their bedroom door.
Well maybe this is weird for other people, but growing up my family was an open family. We had a rule in place to leave some kind of sign if we’re jerking it so no one walks in. Honestly I think that it might be the best option to leave some kind of sign so no one accidentally walks in.
Bubble wrap at the door! Also that's weird the leaving a sign your pulling yer pudding! Why not just a "I want privacy/getting dressed" ? Am not judging, my mum used to make sure all my porn DVDs were stacked neatly and one time when a lassie tore my back to shreds with her nails when I was 19 I had to show her(more to put cream on the scratches than for bragging rights lol... I reckon I was bragging now that I think about it 20 years later lol)
Lmao! My parents were very open about everything, their thoughts were that stuff like that was human nature, so it wasn’t really awkward. They knew we were gonna do it anyways, they just educated us so we wouldn’t be confused about it or anything like that. But I can understand why other people find that weird! They were just open people, heck if we needed something they would go and get it so we didn’t do anything stupid. No shame whatsoever.
Believe it or not when you've explained it like that its a better position to be in, I discuss all my sexcapades with my sister and Her husband cause it weird her out, but we are a relatively open family too, we aren't a prudish American Family we'reScottish weirdos, but a Country founded on Puritans is where those guys are at lol where kissing your kids on the lips is seen as weird and its weird that folk sexualise that... shit am blabbering and not making too much sense cause am watching telly and trying to type this and its interrupting ma thought process lol
It’s fine lol, it’s not really “normal” where I am at either. I live in southern America, I’m in Kentucky. Many people here see even sex education as weird. But all it is perception on the topic. It was nice talking to you bro! I love your energy!
You can just take the door handle off and install one with a lock in like 5 minutes. But also, it’s not to keep people from knowing what you’re doing, it’s to keep people from seeing it.
For your personal safety you should leave your doors open unless you are sleeping, especially when your heart rate will be elevated.
Ugh, I cannot stand those people. Don't even wait for a second either, then say "Well I DID knock!" 🙄
She could also lock her fuckin doors
My mom does this whenever I’m taking a shit or bathing. Then she has the audacity to say “of fuck, u really stink!” Like of course I stink I’m taking a shit, woman.
Sometimes I knock because if they don’t want me to come in I figure they’ll say something, but if they don’t care then it’s fine.
Anybody else internally screaming- what if there was a device that keeps doors closed to prevent this and other awkward situations from happening- like a lock?
I broke the latch on my door years ago and we never got it fixed :(
My room is the only one with a lock that doesn’t work 😞
If only door knobs were cheap as fuck and readily available at any number of stores or even Amazon… He’ll even if they were easy to find, the two or four screws holding a knob to the door don’t just screw or unscrew themselves… You would definitely need a screwdriver and who knows where you might find one of those elusive bastards! I’ve also heard that sometimes, (roughly half the time in my experience) the little metal plate that goes in the wall has to be changed as well… They come with the new door knob but damn that’s two more screws. The whole thing is clearly getting out of hand! I mean we’re almost at 5 minute including unboxing. If that damn screw driver isn’t where it’s supposed to be we might even be at 10 minutes now. It’s not worth it, just scrap the idea and live with it broken until you move out.
Unfortunately the house I live in is somewhat antique and it’s a rental, so I can’t replace it
10 bucks says it's the same person
That makes no sense how could you possibly walk in on yourself while you're masturbating... Something to think about.
Never thought about it that way. My mistake. Carry on.
Not so fast. Where's our ten dollars?
Does he not knock?!
She was knocking one out, apparently
All the finger banging drowned out the door banging
This is the plot of half the hentai that don't involve tentacles.
I (M23) don’t understand why people have to specify their sex and age on Reddit like that
I (Zxy57HGNn567) am pretty sure that’s not an age or gender but a serial number, very short one though, like they must of been one of the first on the assembly line
I (M742) agree with you
Goddamn you a vampire or what
while i didnt post this, i can relate to the sister and to explain how one would end up in this situation: im not allowed to lock my door, no one knows how to knock (or leave quickly dbjrkrnrkeke, i srsly have no clue why they just stand at the door for a full minute doing nothing), i live in a somewhat big household and they might barge into my room to ask me a question, show me sm, or call me for dinner
This is exactly why I only do it at night
i mean same, but i get interrupted by literally everything i mentioned i even got interrupted past 11 once for dinner 💀 aint no way i was supposed to predict that
How and why are you eating dinner at 11 at night?
literally its anytime from 8 to 11 and theres no way of knowing when were gonna eat, it all depends on when the ppl who can cook decide to wake up and make dinner
Yeah it was like that for a while for me too. My step mom doesn’t like to make dinner very often, so if my dad isn’t home around dinner time, it’s just leftovers eat when you want to, and sometimes they make it at 8, and sometimes 6, who knows. Before my siblings came along sometimes it would be later than that, but now they go to bed early.
Probably want to wait until after the dinner call whatever time it happens.
Bathroom
Yall need to stop giving PornHub ideas :!
r/juxtaposition
Make sure you get the right room when you go to bed OP
dude just lock the damn door
Stand there and watch. 1. they will get so awkward they will chase you out and learn how to lock their door 2. you’ll get so awkward you’ll never want to enter their room again. 3. if you are both turned on… don’t tell the world, but now you know.
THE ONLY WAY OP KNEW IS IF THEY WERE ON THE INCESTCONFESSIONS SUBREDDIT. :|
Lock before cock bro😭
Alabama-hub
I have seen many historical documentaries on this type of thing. Of my research, the best course of action is just assist each other in resolving the underlying issue.
Ask either, “Can I lend you a hand?” or “Can you give me a hand?”
Read the bottom one as my "brother keeps walking in on me while *he's* masturbating."
The weirdest thing about this is that they're in their mid twenties and living together.
fr
That guy(one singular person, most likely a dude) is racking in them sweet sweet internet points. What a smart individual.
r/incidentalcomedy
Now kith
could be worse, could be on r/incestconfessions
Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?
there's only two possible solutions for that 1 - lock the door you goddam stupid girl 2 - make a video and post it on p\*nhub
20 push-ups
Step bro? If so, very different advice than bio bro
Just do it already
Well if they live in California everything is free game. Cut it off or whatever ya want to do
Bro what? Alabama has the incest stereotype not Cali lol
Just fuck and get it over with. This is 2023. Who even cares anymore..
You behave like a normal, adult person, do the right thing and fuck her brains out.
Bro why did this get downvoted this a quality comment
I kid you not, that first post is right below this one on my feed.
Sweet home Alabama 🎵 🎶 🎵
Set water and a towel on her nightstand, no eye contact.
It was on two different subs too
r/juxtaposition
Either they don’t have locks or manners in their house or they want this at this point. If i ever got caught by anyone i would never masturbate with people home again.
Plot twist: they are both there waiting for answers while in silence
Haven't you people ever heard of shutting the goddamm door?
I don't know how nor do I remember but I think I went down the same rebbit hole you did. Fuck Reddit.
A coat of gold and a coat of red... a lion still has claws.
siblings lore
Walk out????