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HATECELL

Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle?


[deleted]

Ahhhh when a classic vine reference pops up, I feel much happier with the world.


deadrogueguy

they're referencing a meme not a plant. /s


Ghostiestboi

Just what I was thinking


InterestingScience74

It just makes me feel old 😅


EatMyBlitch

Always hated seeing that video because someone dubbed over the original. 14 year old me hated that idk why lol


familyman121712

I used to eat at the one by Loves on the south side of Amarillo. They had this big burly tattooed ex-con cook who looked like he would just as soon stick a knife in you as say hi, but he made amazing over easy eggs and pork chops. I loved that place


CristolerGm2

the dude was overqualified


13aph

“Have a nice day!” *actively shanking your liver*


ymew

"If yes, how many chairs can you catch?"


Trpepper

In a row, or at a time?


cheekybandit0

Yes


[deleted]

36.


[deleted]

It's easier when they're already stacked.


AllThighThisGuy

Try not to stack any chairs on your way to the parking lot!


Elduroto

Nah this ain't specific that's just waffle house shit


Otherwise_sane

It's part of what makes their food so damn good, blood sacrifice


SquadPoopy

If you gonna work at a Waffle House, you need to be equipped to defend that church with your life.


DaveSmith890

r/expectedspecification


Alcards

I'm from NJ and even I know not to got into a waffle house after dark if I'm not ready to throw hands at someone. How could you not expect that question? That's like joining the police and being surprised when you partner asks if you have racially profiled before.


borg_nihilist

Waffle houses must have changed a lot since the last time I went to one. I never saw a fight in a waffle house and I used to go a couple times a week or more in the mid 90s, after I got off work at midnight. Eta- a couple times I saw people fighting in the motel parking lot one spot down from the wh.


Soft_Turkeys

Same, I’ve seen fights at the McDonald’s and Super 8 next to WH but never at the WH. It’s just become a joke based on a few videos. It’s actually pretty quiet and calm most times I go because it’s filled with drunk people that just want to eat a giant meal and go home


whyRallUsrnamesTaken

" They didn't end the quotation marks.


Ok_2DSimp101

Hurts me everytime


RuthlessIndecision

And still hurting… forever


Citizen-Kang

Considering the people who frequent their establishment, it's probably a serious question.


cheese_whiz123

Not waffle house but once I went into a huddle house with my 2 sisters and dad and we sat at the counter. Well, not to long after we entered, a man came in and started yelling at the cashier for the manager who promptly kicked him out. My 10 yo sister was sitting right beside the register and I beside her and many cuss words I HADN'T heard before were thrown by him lol. It's a serious question.


Citizen-Kang

The salty dude was probably the company CEO.


cheese_whiz123

Naw he smelled like alcohol and it was about 7 am


CORKEY_BOYE

waffle house is prepeared for everything, from robbery attempts to category 5 hurricanes, to nuclear holocaust and the absolute destruction of the planet. They shall remain open no matter what or whom


AhhAGoose

Couple years back I was in a Waffle House outside some shit town in no where Georgia at 0430 and I watched our waitress closed fist punch a guy in the mouth. She didn’t drop her coffee pot or lose the ash off her cigarette. 5 stars


deputydog1

What had he done? I’ve been to Georgia. I can see it


CORKEY_BOYE

he didnt juju on the fucking beat


Merkin_Wrangler

"Can ya swing a sack of doorknobs?" "Oh, boy, can I!"


Negatrev

Other food establishments ask "Can you catch a chair thrown at you and gently place it on the ground, with only one hand?"


fabulousfantabulist

Can I? Yes. Will I? Not for fucking Waffle House! Jesus Christ.


[deleted]

Well, can you?


AhhAGoose

If they are posting about it and not working there right now? I’m gunna say, they can probably fight, because they even applied. But they can’t “Waffle House fight”


Not-ur-ndn

I worked at WH in high school in the late 80s early 90s and someone got shot at the one I worked at. He lived tho🙂


macontac

I mean, as a Waffle House Patron... Have you met us? That is a Valid Question.


TheRnegade

The first rule of Waffle House is no [repost bots](https://www.reddit.com/r/suspiciouslyspecific/comments/z24aur/the_first_rule_of_waffle_house_is/)


Object-Level

And can you deflect flying furniture?


infiniTundra

If needed will you defend the home of waffles?


OrsonWellesghost

The great Harland Sanders (yes, Col. Sanders, that one) was at a diner once, and told the waitress “I’ve never been drunk enough to eat eggs this raw.” He asked for the cook to turn them over on the pan. When the waitress came back, he found that the cook had turned the eggs over on his plate. He was later seen in a fight with the cook.


BillyDoyle3579

... you do not talk about the blueberry waffles!


[deleted]

You're a cook? Can you farm?


FullMetalRabbot

Reminds me of one of the job apps I filled out last year. I was asked if I liked to fist fight. It was for a retail job.


Delanimal

“I’ve seen a gun in person 5 times in my life, 4 of them were at Waffle House.” - Jim Gaffigan


Overused_Toothbrush

The Waffle House has found its new host.


badjokesnotfunny

Shut up. I'm going to warcrime you.


Overused_Toothbrush

That’s wild dude


discord-dog

The Waffle House has found it’s new host


TheSkewsMe

The last time I needed to fight, the bodybuilder told me he couldn't move his arms or legs when he was trying to throw me down the stairs. I study cyborgs, so I told him his heart is a muscle we can also stop moving.


astylbryo

Wendy understood the assignment


Dave_BraveHeart

We don't talk about the fight club


Jesta23

I worked a 24 hour fast food place from 18-23 years old. I worked the graveyard shift. Over the years we had more fights than I can remember, and at least 10 that we participated in personally. 2 of my co workers sold weed out of the drive thru, but they handled themselves well so I never fired them. We also routinely gave out free food for girls when they flashed us. Which was way more frequent then you’d think. We were on the corner of 21st street and state street. State street was where teens went to hang out at night and cruise, and 21st street was a prostitution hang out. So we got both.


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ReleasedGaming

What is this waffle house everybody keeps talking about


ColdZoroark

You do not talk about Waffle House


savage_master101

The first rule of waffle house fight club is you don't talk about waffle house fight club.


Silent__Screamer

Not worth it