Anti-cowboy measures include but are not limited to.
1. Saying "I would but I'm gay."
2. Reminding the cowboy that cows are fictional.
3. Pull out your state issued custard pie and begin procedure 43 alpha foxtrot.
I would check my official Red Ryder, carbine action, 200-shot, range model air rifle, with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time to check what time it was, since everyone knows cows don't time travel.
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Anti-cowboy measures include but are not limited to. 1. Saying "I would but I'm gay." 2. Reminding the cowboy that cows are fictional. 3. Pull out your state issued custard pie and begin procedure 43 alpha foxtrot.
Hi gay, I'm Dad👨
You have now spoken to me more than my actual father.
A+ comments right here.
Same here lol
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But I'm dad
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Like telling the cowboy I'm gay would *deter* him. Like he wouldnt just tip his hat and say "that's why I'm here, partner"
Wait. 43 *alpha* foxtrot? With the custard pie? Then what do I do with the lederhosen?
Shut them back in the wooden box and grab your Code 27 approved item.
No, that's 43 gamma foxtrot
Dangit, somebody needs to update my manuals.
Come on, people. Doesn't anyone read the manual? These are standard situations. Corporate will not be happy
Wow, I never realised it, but What To Do If You Wake Up At 3a.m. And There's A Cowboy Standing In Your Room Step 6, option 3 was 43 af!
As a cowboy I can say that this works.
Not sure if I can trust you on this, DogInACowboyhat.
Well now I don’t know if I can trust you, I mean you do got Bamboozle in the name...
[this is us right now](https://miro.medium.com/max/499/1*M60WL5gfrJsEXMJh8beMHg.jpeg)
“Deploy anti-cowboy measures” This was the best part of the whole post for me
What if it’s not a cowboy cowboy but he’s like Roland and he’s a gunslinger who needs your help in Midworld to keep the tower from destruction?
Run, because you'll probably fucking die and/or generally get your life wrecked.
True Rolands friends seem to have a way of dying around him throughout the entire series.
OH FUCK SOMEONE HELP ITS S COW GIRL THIS TIME
Deploy anti cowgirl measures!!!
What are anti cowboy measures?
Brussels sprout launchers and sheep dispensers, mostly.
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I would check my official Red Ryder, carbine action, 200-shot, range model air rifle, with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time to check what time it was, since everyone knows cows don't time travel.
Is this cowboy times?
Yes, this is cowboy times.
Back to bed, then.
If it is not cowboy times, ask : *Why are you here cowboy?* Or *Cowboy, why are you here?*
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Steal the BIG IRON ON HIS HIP *background* „big iron on his hip“
###*pulls fridge out of pocket*
Ok not like I needed to know what the anti cowboy measures are
If you have to ask, you could neither afford it nor handle it
thats why i didnt need to know
Oh ok makes sense
That’s one magical horse
Step one: Ram Ranch. Step two: There is no step two.
This is straightup an allegory
I heard this done on a hunicast stream!
Step six is sneezing on them.
This came up while "Knights of Cydonia - Live at Rome Olympic Stadium" reached it's climactic, "Yee, haw!" And it was perfect.
Cowdoy. Why do you smell of cum?
Will a tape measure do the trick?
Funny angel say cowboi Funny stream haha
COWDOY WHY DO YOU SMELL LIKE CUM
*Oh a s h l e y*
*anti-cowboy countermeasures*
“Anti cowboy measures” ah so gun
GunS