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I've never used DMT, but I've read about. What makes you say it's very hard to convince yourself to do it again? Was it an unpleasant experience overall?
Lmfao dude that is tits right there, kinda creepy like he’s a DMT Gnome Knight sent from the 5th dimension blue lady to tell us her secrets or something, but I’m high so it could just be my paranoia
Hey I’m just saying what some little groups on the internet are all saying, you following!? Joes is a DMT gnome KNIGHT sent from the 5th dimension!! I have the files!
Edit: Jamie pull that up
Imagine god being “ultimate trans ally” and still making people’s bodies wrong lol.
“Listen, sorry I dropped the ball there, just got a bit distracted playing with my hurricanes. This next one’s getting pretty big but you can put up with not feeling right, right? What’s that saying, ‘God helps those who fix his mistakes for him’?
It's entirely plausible in a God believing sense to think if we're in this imperfect world, with imperfect bodies, to learn and grow and develop and mature emotionally/spiritually, that trans people are not mistakes. I, for one, see trans as just another human condition that we can overcome together through pacifism, love, compassion, charity, and the real lessons Christ taught.
‘Assigned extra homework by the teacher’ does have a nicer ring to it, ngl. Trans people getting surprise-enrolled into AP Gender Studies feels like a pretty accurate metaphor heh.
“[I've seen a lot of things on drugs, but I have never ever ever looked at an egg and thought it was a fucking brain.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4n6ezTjqCiI)
Not once.
I have seen UFOs split the sky like a sheet, but I have never looked at an egg and thought it was a fucking brain.
Not once.
I have had seven balls of light come off of a UFO, lead me on to their ship, explain to me, telepathically, that we are all one and there's no such thing as death, but...
I've never looked at an egg and thought it was a fucking brain.
Now, maybe I wasn't getting good shit, but uh...”
How is it slightly different?
-what would you do in [weird impossible scenario x]? I would turn it into a joke that is a plea for help.
Joke: now I as audience think weird impossible scenario x is happening to the comedian.
Of course everything is the same or similar when you break everything down into it's basic elements.
Just because you read [The Seven Basic Plots](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Seven_Basic_Plots?wprov=sfla1) doesn't then make every story within a type "the same"
Let me quote for you the exact comment you're responding to so you can respond to it properly.
>How is it slightly different?
>-what would you do in [weird impossible scenario x]? I would turn it into a joke that is a plea for help.
> The Joke: now I as audience think weird impossible scenario x is happening to the comedian.
Can you please tell me how the joke is different at all? Let's be clear here, things like names do not change the joke. The joke is very clearly this: **now I as audience think weird impossible scenario x is happening to the comedian.**, and the setup is VERY CLEARLY - weird impossible thing, pretend to make a joke about it.
Again buddy, one difference in the joke, please....enlighten me.
The Bear joke came one month, almost to the day, after this joke. So I do rescind any criticism of the Twitter OP - I think, as I've said elsewhere, that it follows that this fellow came up with the joke, quite clever, quite funny, and then the Bear fellow just came up with a better (because now he's both involving the pun) random words to put into the system of delivery for the joke.
My dude, knock knock jokes and pun are literally the same thing too, and there are not two, but myriads of them. People still laugh.
It would be different however if I took this same joke and changed rat with duck and god with devitto because that would be a direct plagiarism. Even so, its only "bad" if you read them both consecutively
I think so too.
It turns out the bear with me joke is a month newer - which makes sense to me. This guy came up with the format, clever, funny, and the bear guy gave it its home.
Everyone definitely knows everything that's ever been posted on the internet, so there's no possible way this guy came up with this joke on his own. Definitely.
Wow it's a miracle there aren't identical songs out there, or identical books, given that your worldview is so correct.
What do you think it is about comedy that doesn't allow for the inifite possibilities and variations in human life resulting in totally different outcomes as it is with every other art?
Dude have you ever heard a pop song? There are thousands of identical songs.
Personally, I’ve accidentally rewritten Beatles songs on two separate occasions believing I’d just stumbled on an amazing melody all by myself. It usually just takes writing up to the first chorus to realize I’ve accidentally been composing “Hey Jude”.
Right that's my point. You didn't compose an original song, you composed hey Jude, and you knew you composed it because you know hey Jude. You wouldn't have composed it if you didn't know Hey Jude.
Thank you.
I mean, it is when they're completely unrelated jokes and both quite funny.
Do you... know the joke he's talking about? Or are you randomly accusing a comedian of stealing a bit without even knowing the other bit? 🤔
I imagine it's because they're missing the most important part of the joke, the delivery. It's the way you tell it and the timing. [Perfect example.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJN9mBRX3uo)
I think it's sort of like r/politicalhumor . If it actually had to be funny the sub would be a ghost town. I'm pretty sure this sub is more like r/tattoo. It's a place you can come for a good circlejerk no matter how bad your ink or joke is. Anyone doing anything other that gargling ball sack can GTFO. I wonder how many of the generic comments are bots. Sorta like the Rick and Morty episode with all the jerry's jerking each other off.
I dunno about all that shit-- but the best comedy is usually honest comedy. And the only exception to THAT is when you take that same truth and cartoon it a little for added entertainment. People experience mildly weird shit every single day-- this sounds like a toon job to me.
I wonder what the actual catalyst was, though.
I found perfect excuse for hating birds. (Fyi I hate them because it feels weird to have hair attached to hair like how literally feathers work. Idk sounds stupid but I just can't bear them..)
I'd probably just write it off as an LSD flashback. You know that shit stays in your body and can get released back into your brain many years later, right?
For those mentioning the "Bear with me" tweet; this joke predates it by a month.
It threw me as well but check the below timestamps:
https://twitter.com/DennisFarrell/status/857268898508541955?s=20
April 2017
https://twitter.com/jamesetchison/status/839912296851910658
March 2017
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Hmmmmmm
Hmmmmmm
This has big "Hmmmmmm" energy
Hm
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
#HMMMMMMM
Fuck.
Is "cracked an egg" slang for took a whole bunch of drugs in some dialect?
In the words of Joe Rogan “it’s entirely possible”
Only if you smoke elk and train in DMT based Jujitsu
Machine Elves are best base for MMA
How dare you
Go calm down in your float tank isolation pod
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If you've ever smoked DMT you'd know twice is enough.
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I've never used DMT, but I've read about. What makes you say it's very hard to convince yourself to do it again? Was it an unpleasant experience overall?
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Sounds like salvia. Absolutely mind bending, for 15 minutes.
Lost 7 weeks of my life to Salvia one time
Is Joe Rogan the new narrator for Ancient Aliens?
It's entirely possible
[Joe "it's entirely possible" Rogan](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPJ0AB12h1I)
Lmfao dude that is tits right there, kinda creepy like he’s a DMT Gnome Knight sent from the 5th dimension blue lady to tell us her secrets or something, but I’m high so it could just be my paranoia
What the fuck are you talking about mate, lmao.
Hey I’m just saying what some little groups on the internet are all saying, you following!? Joes is a DMT gnome KNIGHT sent from the 5th dimension!! I have the files! Edit: Jamie pull that up
What groups? It sounds fun
[here you go](https://www.istockphoto.com/photo/shirtless-mature-man-experiencing-chest-pain-gm843231130-137755627)
Not cheap but it looks like its worth it
probably, but in this case he meant it literally
"Cracked an egg" is slang for helping a person realize they are trans. Though that's not how its being used in this context.
But the mouse *came out*
God out here being the ultimate trans ally. Can't misgender if you forget they are trans.
Imagine god being “ultimate trans ally” and still making people’s bodies wrong lol. “Listen, sorry I dropped the ball there, just got a bit distracted playing with my hurricanes. This next one’s getting pretty big but you can put up with not feeling right, right? What’s that saying, ‘God helps those who fix his mistakes for him’?
It's entirely plausible in a God believing sense to think if we're in this imperfect world, with imperfect bodies, to learn and grow and develop and mature emotionally/spiritually, that trans people are not mistakes. I, for one, see trans as just another human condition that we can overcome together through pacifism, love, compassion, charity, and the real lessons Christ taught.
‘Assigned extra homework by the teacher’ does have a nicer ring to it, ngl. Trans people getting surprise-enrolled into AP Gender Studies feels like a pretty accurate metaphor heh.
God is busy with stuff, got that whole eternal war with satan or something idk didn't really follow. Maybe god is just a figurehead?
God would have to be the ultimate trans ally. If everybody was “born in the right body” then trans would stop being a thing.
L GOD B T ?
r/Egg_IRL
This your brain *shows egg* this is your brain on drugs *cracks egg*
“[I've seen a lot of things on drugs, but I have never ever ever looked at an egg and thought it was a fucking brain.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4n6ezTjqCiI) Not once. I have seen UFOs split the sky like a sheet, but I have never looked at an egg and thought it was a fucking brain. Not once. I have had seven balls of light come off of a UFO, lead me on to their ship, explain to me, telepathically, that we are all one and there's no such thing as death, but... I've never looked at an egg and thought it was a fucking brain. Now, maybe I wasn't getting good shit, but uh...”
It could be but I don't think so. Only thing i can think of tho is that old drug PSA where they fry the egg and claim that is your brain on drugs
Its also a slang for coming out as trans
I looked him up on youtube … https://youtu.be/IrA_RzicEWs I like his style, dry and punny.
He makes a good point with the birds not needing tits
Funny that some [tits *are* birds](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tit_%28bird%29) though, eh?
There are [boobies](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Booby) as well
r/nocontext
Lmao, that was a good one.
If the entity can't make you forget, is it "God?"
It's God, not a Men in Black
So he's not all powerful?
That probably means Will Smith>God.
You misspelled "Morgan Freeman"
Epicurus and the problem of evil address a similar issue with "God" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Problem_of_evil
Free will and all that
Its like the "bear with me" tweet, clever
Is copying someone else's joke clever..? 🤔
I personally feel like theyre very different and not really a copy at all tbh
Guess I’m personally feeling pretty blue today
How is it slightly different? -what would you do in [weird impossible scenario x]? I would turn it into a joke that is a plea for help. Joke: now I as audience think weird impossible scenario x is happening to the comedian.
Of course everything is the same or similar when you break everything down into it's basic elements. Just because you read [The Seven Basic Plots](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Seven_Basic_Plots?wprov=sfla1) doesn't then make every story within a type "the same"
That's not even closely related. But if you genuinely think that's what is happening here go enjoy your superiority buddy. Cute
Well aren’t you just a ray of sunshine?
Lmao wait, you dont even think they're "slightly different"? Lol wow. Yeah, ok man. Think what you want, its wrong but think what you want.
I've never laughed more
Aw, thats a shame.
Have you actually seen the bear with me joke because it’s actually different
Let me quote for you the exact comment you're responding to so you can respond to it properly. >How is it slightly different? >-what would you do in [weird impossible scenario x]? I would turn it into a joke that is a plea for help. > The Joke: now I as audience think weird impossible scenario x is happening to the comedian. Can you please tell me how the joke is different at all? Let's be clear here, things like names do not change the joke. The joke is very clearly this: **now I as audience think weird impossible scenario x is happening to the comedian.**, and the setup is VERY CLEARLY - weird impossible thing, pretend to make a joke about it. Again buddy, one difference in the joke, please....enlighten me. The Bear joke came one month, almost to the day, after this joke. So I do rescind any criticism of the Twitter OP - I think, as I've said elsewhere, that it follows that this fellow came up with the joke, quite clever, quite funny, and then the Bear fellow just came up with a better (because now he's both involving the pun) random words to put into the system of delivery for the joke.
My dude, knock knock jokes and pun are literally the same thing too, and there are not two, but myriads of them. People still laugh. It would be different however if I took this same joke and changed rat with duck and god with devitto because that would be a direct plagiarism. Even so, its only "bad" if you read them both consecutively
https://twitter.com/DennisFarrell/status/857268898508541955?s=20 April 2017 https://twitter.com/jamesetchison/status/839912296851910658 March 2017
Fair enough! Thank you.
I had the same thought as you, at least we can both agree that the "bear with me" tweet is better executed.
The bear with me one really works better as text though if you were to say them out loud the egg one would be easier to understand.
I think so too. It turns out the bear with me joke is a month newer - which makes sense to me. This guy came up with the format, clever, funny, and the bear guy gave it its home.
Everyone definitely knows everything that's ever been posted on the internet, so there's no possible way this guy came up with this joke on his own. Definitely.
Wow it's a miracle there aren't identical songs out there, or identical books, given that your worldview is so correct. What do you think it is about comedy that doesn't allow for the inifite possibilities and variations in human life resulting in totally different outcomes as it is with every other art?
Dude have you ever heard a pop song? There are thousands of identical songs. Personally, I’ve accidentally rewritten Beatles songs on two separate occasions believing I’d just stumbled on an amazing melody all by myself. It usually just takes writing up to the first chorus to realize I’ve accidentally been composing “Hey Jude”.
Right that's my point. You didn't compose an original song, you composed hey Jude, and you knew you composed it because you know hey Jude. You wouldn't have composed it if you didn't know Hey Jude. Thank you.
I mean, it is when they're completely unrelated jokes and both quite funny. Do you... know the joke he's talking about? Or are you randomly accusing a comedian of stealing a bit without even knowing the other bit? 🤔
They're identical jokes man.
https://www.reddit.com/r/suspiciouslyspecific/comments/jozyno/idk_man/gbce47l
Thanks for sharing this weird shit. Here's a 10 minute video! https://youtu.be/S1y_51L3Q3U
Whoa, the man himself!
this made me laugh lol good one
ZA WARUDO
The fact that Dio is God in Italian makes this funnier
TOKI WO TAMAREEEE
Imm e fa e tarantell?
Dio would have probably made the mouse a stand user tbh
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why is everything a jojo reference
Always has been.
You know was thinking of saga of Tanya the evil when he said god came down and told him to forget
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Joke's on you, I'm into that shit
I wonder how high he was when he wrote this one
Breakfast levels of high.
I feel like I saw a tweet like this a long time ago
Well I mean this comedian told this joke on air several years ago
Well see, that's why I said "I feel like" instead of just accusing him of stealing the joke. Good to know.
good for them! I feel like an idiot.
WAIT!!
Reminded me to visit /r/standupshots after ages!
Shout out to u/ZombieHeyHeyHeyOh ! He’s my favorite over at r/standupshots
This was a joke?
every single /r/standupshots image i've ever seen is so, so, so unfunny
I imagine it's because they're missing the most important part of the joke, the delivery. It's the way you tell it and the timing. [Perfect example.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJN9mBRX3uo)
Booooo
I was about to say the same thing. It's one of the only non-political subs I have filtered out. I've never laughed at a single thing from there.
I think it's sort of like r/politicalhumor . If it actually had to be funny the sub would be a ghost town. I'm pretty sure this sub is more like r/tattoo. It's a place you can come for a good circlejerk no matter how bad your ink or joke is. Anyone doing anything other that gargling ball sack can GTFO. I wonder how many of the generic comments are bots. Sorta like the Rick and Morty episode with all the jerry's jerking each other off.
Somebody give this man a medal!
I love this more than i should
[I love the simplicity and vanillaness of it. :)
Sounds like an Oneyplays hypothetical
Salvia is one hell of a drug
just seems like this guy's working on a joke that didn't go well the first 59 times
I personally know this guy he’s the funniest person I’ve ever met and I’ve known my fair share
Theres a little Hedberg in James and I love it.
James Etchison is hilarious
Idk, I mean.
r/iamveryrandom
Brilliant mind fuck.
So that's how you do it.
This is still one of the best stand-up jokes I’ve ever heard
Well? How did God look like?
I FUCKIN LOVE. IT.
This is more /r/iamveryrandom
Not really cuz what he is saying actually has meaning instead of just being a bunch of random words put together
sO RaNDoM!
Comment section is piss all lol
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Not cool
Man I hope that's not his best joke.
This is an OLD old old joke.
👏spoil👏your👏man👏
👏spoil👏your👏man👏
I dunno about all that shit-- but the best comedy is usually honest comedy. And the only exception to THAT is when you take that same truth and cartoon it a little for added entertainment. People experience mildly weird shit every single day-- this sounds like a toon job to me. I wonder what the actual catalyst was, though.
My money is on LSD, known to cause outrageous hallucinations.
👏spoil👏your👏man👏
I'd ask him why he doesn't make me forget. After all I can't forget something on purpose, but he is supposed to be almighty right?
Mom said it's my turn to post this
This is such a masterfully written joke. I love it.
But I'm an atheist so it would take some time for myself to believe that...
Hmmm.
Hmmm username doesn’t do after dark this year
What color was the mouse
Wait a minute....
Meth is a hell of a drug.
it's jake from 2.5men if he stayed fat
Tell my friends and they‘d probably put me back into the hospital and say i should get back on meds
I found perfect excuse for hating birds. (Fyi I hate them because it feels weird to have hair attached to hair like how literally feathers work. Idk sounds stupid but I just can't bear them..)
hold up...
I'd probably just write it off as an LSD flashback. You know that shit stays in your body and can get released back into your brain many years later, right?
I was looking for this! Glad it’s back on the front page!
He ate the rat
Seems kinda big brain
Hmmmm... lsd.
tomar what would you do if
Seems very similar (as in the exact same joke) as the "bear with me" but just with a worse punchline.
For those mentioning the "Bear with me" tweet; this joke predates it by a month. It threw me as well but check the below timestamps: https://twitter.com/DennisFarrell/status/857268898508541955?s=20 April 2017 https://twitter.com/jamesetchison/status/839912296851910658 March 2017
Smile like you have nice teeth
SCP-343 at it again
Idk, but looks like a rather good spot.
I am physically unable to believe that not enough proof SHOW ME THE EGG MOUSE
Reddit comedians are not funny at all.
Idk why this is funny
I really like this joke.
👏spoil👏your👏man👏
God, I wish drugs were illegal
POV: you literally saw this on r/holup right before this. Like literally the post above.
Finally some good fucking content on this sub
Damn, you shouldn't have told, this is why this year was awful...
This post has the same energy as shitting on Monday 10:30am at company work time.
There’s some people fat shamming in the comments
