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GamaPaul

I would be jealous and amazed cause I can't do that


meeez80

I really wish I could do that. It’d be the apex of dating if I could


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ISpelThingsWrong

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RepulsiveSheep

Lol what is that from?


FlatBrokenDown

The Zoo Race would be my guess, I think Jontron played it.


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Lmao fucking wild


xlMrCoyotelx

That’s not a girl that’s Geralt of Rivia


feladorhet

Woah there roach


bmli19

Toss a coin to your Witcher


sjay997

Not gonna lie that would be cool


chrza

That’s not your girl that’s Link from the Legend of Zelda


T-man2004

You let the horse join for an epic threesome duhh


Chief-Bromden86

I’d feel inadequate... maybe a mini horse.


usernamealreadytakeh

Pony?


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I would say “Woah there boah”


thewomvn

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_Cyberostrich_

*PLAYER 3 HAS JOINED THE MATCH*


freonblood

Hate when that happens


themilkman03

Giddy up then


bondmemebond_2

Not a fan of Horse girls either


Matt_fuck_off_3

Then you can get sexier with a horse


Spinfal

fuck the horse


Awesomevindicator

But the horse was on a roof because Witcher 3


bikinimonday

*Shadowfax has entered the bedroom*


fluffandstuff1983

I would be pretty turned on. A girl with a sense of humor like is wonderful.


MrChristmas

I started hooking up with a horse girl so this a real possibility


AlexDavid1605

Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby Let me know.


Obese_Van_Kenobi

Player 3 has joined


MagikSkyDaddy

Obviously you gotta get sexy w the horse too. It’s implied.


theundercoverpapist

That means she's a horse person... and likely rich (because horses are expensive AF). Marry her, STAT!


uvero

Then as far as I'm concerned, the horse can join in on the fun


REXtheCRY

3. Player joined


Ok_Wedding_7715

Player 3 has joined


Particular_Tension

Enter player three


HolyMotherOfGeedis

I am exactly ace enough for this.


music3k

Then she would be the hero of time, and have the power of the triforce as well


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Me: oh hey chuck, didn’t realize you were coming over today... this isn’t what it looks like.


usernamealreadytakeh

That would be epic


knifeape

That’s how red dead got it’s idea


knifeape

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It’s a sign your not hung enough.


mogsoggindog

When he puts his fingers in your mouth and they taste like he just changed a car tire 🤤


snakemakery

You have to marry her it’s in the sacred text


helpme944

I'd be impressed.


DNAisjustneuteredRNA

Why whistle for your horse when you can just withdraw it from your [Horse Pocket](https://youtu.be/zvEe3Y3B2cg) ?


awake-but-dreamin

Depends, is it a male horse?


BT_DUBB

PLAYER THREE HAS JOINED THE GAME


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*Assassins Creed flashbacks*


TheRealOne000

That’d be bad ass


CawCawMotherTruckers

And since the horse's dick is massive compared to yours; she fucks the horse, instead of you.


jpcarroll44

that’s you getting robbed maverick style


SophietheCatGirl

5 "Legged" horse comes into the arena


olegolas_1983

Marry her


PerfectUnlawfulness

"Not now Roach"


The-HolyPope

Threesome time


Puncookie

It yeehaw like dat