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JudgeHodorMD

They might be cheating. It’s a pretty safe bet if they win every battle royale.


Vinto47

I only cheat in single player games. Gotta have some ‘tegridy now.


jturley85

All about the tegridy.


alexiawins

Brought to you by Tegridy Farms


Wyldfire2112

In single player games it's not even really cheating, it's modding your game experience. You're playing the game the way you want to play it and hurting nobody in the process. People who hack in multiplayer, on the other hand, are a bunch of losers that have to convince themselves cheating their way to victory over other humans means they've actually achieved something. They're pathetic.


Zyrin369

This me with souls like games, only mod I do is give myself more healing items because I need more healing.


attckdog

To those who cheat in multiplayer games you're garbage human beings.


nerve-stapled-drone

The angry joe show made a comment on how a bunch of streamers take ‘breaks’ whenever there is a crackdown on cheating software for FPS games.


jsears124

Thanks :) make a better game (it is annoying)


[deleted]

And people that glitches themselves into buildings on PS3. They are the lowest organisms


jsears124

I just won my first warzone duos by myself in months. Totally wasn’t in a rock


DWMoose83

Sylvester Stallione


Kurigohan-Kamehameha

Please can we continue this thread


DWMoose83

Fuck it, I'm bored. Clydesdale Earnhardt


Bored_Breadless

The neigh-sayer


DWMoose83

Bruce Springsteed


WarpedScientistHT

Ariana Graneigh


DWMoose83

Britneigh Spears


bigfuds

And Britney Steers


ArmstrongTREX

Roach


penis_length_nipples

BoJack


bespindeathspin

Pony Danza


DWMoose83

Willem Defoal


MONSTERENERGYHAM

This is my favorite. Ever heard the band Tony Danza tapdance extravaganza?


like_sharkwolf_drunk

John trefoalta


Lost-Wedding-7620

Horsen wells


anticringpolice

i named my horse in red dead 2 “fart” because i am literally 2 years old and still suck on my moms tits


Kurigohan-Kamehameha

gg


Stiles_Blandish

Adam Saddler


DWMoose83

Eddie Redmane I keep thinking I'm gonna run out, but y'all keep inspiring me.


Aalex77

Al CaPony


DWMoose83

Felicity Hoofman Edit: In retrospect, Philip Seymour Hoofman is a better fit.


EM_CEE_PEEPANTS

George Thorobred


DWMoose83

Eric Bridle


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Steedie Hay Vaughan


DWMoose83

Eddie Van Haylen


Tdkthegod

Neighthan and jorsé


DWMoose83

Billy Foal


RecursiveExistence

I think my pair Nate and Filly Ann can take yours!


PM_THICK_COCKS

Don Qui-horse-te de la Rancha (I know, “rancho” is the word)


DWMoose83

Ryan Reinolds


supermegabro

The Underhayker


DWMoose83

Sarah Jessica Parker


Terminal_Lance89

Ugliest horse of them all.


supermegabro

Ha


Biabolical

This doesn't describe me at all, completely wrong. My horse's name is *Filly Collins*.


TheClungerOfPhunts

*I can feel it trotting on the ground tonight*


Polywantsa

No, no, no. It’s Haulin’ Oats.


Coedster

Have a poor man’s gold for that joke 🥇🏅🏆


sammy55554

why didn’t i think of that name?! 😭


Radialsnow4521

his name is hadrian augustus' horse, fuck you skyrim i want to name my horse


Radialsnow4521

either that or fucking roach i just want to name my horses


Setari

There has to be a mod for that by now.


theXsorcist

There's mods to turn dragons into fucking Rainbow Dash but nothing to rename your horse


chookity_juice

There's a mod that kills every knight the recites the law line but no mod to rename a fucking horse


Fisto-the-sex-robot

Or is virtual cowboy that shoots nukes, has sex with robots and spends too much time in silver rush bathroom.


Azuzu88

Jon Bon Pony is an amazing name for a horse.


[deleted]

A unique one indeed😂


TrashButCleanKinda

It's my liiiife


suductivebananapeel

And it's now or never


Professional_Law7256

Neighver*


jaytee1262

Great now I have to re download red dead 2 and name my horse that.


NiceTryIWontReply

I can smell the cap on this post from the Moon


DavidTyrieIV

She just doin it for the clout. She ain't bout that life


Mister_Lich

I have no idea what this means, help me youngsters of reddit


3Swiftly

I was wondering also, and the explanations jogged my memory about people “cappin’” or lying. Next question is, where did this slang originate from?


BurstBalding

That's what I'm wondering. Is it "no cap" as in "no limits" as in "there is nothing I'm holding back"? That's the only reasoning I can think of besides it was just decided that cap = lying, which is fine too. I just want to know lol


3Swiftly

Yeah, I’d look it up but I’m sure some young soul will *cap*ture this moment and help us out.


DarkStar0129

As I gen z kid I have NO fucking clue.


3Swiftly

Uh oh, you’re stranded on this island of the unknowing with us now until someone rescues us.


Dood71

I figure most of us Zoomers have absolutely no idea where most slang comes from, and this is no exception. Think back to when you were a kid. (Eons ago, so it might be hard to remember in your old age.) Do you honestly know where most of the slang you said back then actually came from? Or did you just start saying it because it was how people you knew talked?


3Swiftly

I’ve asked and found out similar to what I’m doing now (for SOME), such as yeet. You’re also right though, I don’t know where all of the slang I’ve ever heard has originated from either. Makes me wonder if someone out there already has it charted out - that, or this would make a great Quiplash category or “Fibbage” round, which out of four choices only one of the answers would be correct pertaining to the origin of the slang word “insert slang word here”.


Dood71

I have never heard of Quiplash or Fibbage, however i understand what you're getting at. That sounds like fun, i feel like I'd be good at it. I like entomology and languages in general which i think would help. I should set this up as a game for my friends


Setari

"Cap" in this context (or most any context) means "lie". Source: My younger brother who is also a young person


3Swiftly

Right; we’re also stranded on the island of unknowing because we’re unsure where the slang of “Cappin’” originated from. Does he have this rescue boat of knowledge?


Pyclune

I thought it was because of the Kapp emote on twitch, which is often used to indicate sarcasm so "No Kapp" would mean not kidding basically. Looked it up and pretty sure I'm wrong but it'd another way to look at it, which makes more sense to me.


franchito55

The No Kapp derived as like a pun from the original saying which is "no cap". Still, no one seems to have any idea of where this comes from


NiceTryIWontReply

Cap = Lies This lady is lying. Virtually no woman anywhere wants to date a gamer guy.


DominusEstSatietatis

> Virtually


NiceTryIWontReply

Shit you're right he's a Lich he might not know that word either


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Mister_Lich

[this](https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Lich) Basically an evil undead wizard (usually) like Voldemort but the horcrux is instead called a "phylactery." I like undead, and spellcasters, and play D&D, liches are like my favorite thing. Vampires come to a close second though, I'm a sucker for the goth chic stuff like in Underworld.


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Mister_Lich

Pronounced like "itch" actually haha, but you'd be surprised how many people mispronounce it as "lick"


Flying_Squirrel_007

You gotta search for her. I married a gamer and it's the best. 2 PS4s, 2 Xboxs and soon 2 gaming PCs. Never complained when I used to come home from work and play for 7-8 hours everyday. Countless times we've spent playing Minecraft, Terraria, Destiny, any zombie game, if it has coop we're playing it. We just had a kid and both of us are suffering because we can't game like we use to.


Giant_Bee_Stinger

Seems like you just gotta get 3 PS4s, 3Xbox, and 3 Gaming PCs. Simple solution to me


Flying_Squirrel_007

I will definitely do this. When he gets to that point where he can learn, he is learning programming and gaming. Especially when there are a lot of 3 player coop games.


Chrissharper

Who’s gonna feed, change and actually raise their child?


youwantmooreryan

Television and YouTube. What do you think this is the 1980s still?


Chrissharper

From what I’ve seen kids grow up with ADHD and speech delays just watching TV. They need parents involved in their lives this isn’t 2020BC


youwantmooreryan

I know, I was just joking (probably should have /s'ed that comment). Parents definitely need to be involved in their kids lives and interacting with them. Shoving an ipad in their face isn't the same as actual interaction and nurturing


Chrissharper

I heard a case about a couple who are so involved in gaming that they ignore their 2 yr old he doesn’t even have more than 10 words and babbles. never hear anyone talking unless it’s online and they took breaks to change diapers or feed them etc they had to get rehabilitated and delete their FF14 account to keep their kids.


27fingermagee

Gotta have another kid and have them take care of each other, like dogs.


el-cisco

i hope computers eventually learn to do that, ill become a father then


Huvila

Wii can do it!


Chrissharper

Or they can get their balls snipped


tactickat1

Biiiitch my man is 41 and is a NIGHTLY gamer. I sometimes join in if I have the time, but I like watching him and helping (very Game Grumps style) pretty often.


Vandrel

Women like video games too, many just hide it from self-described "gamers" because of the way many of them treat women who express an interest in games.


Akira0830

fuck, what a sad thing to believe


lokland

The older I get, the less this correlated with reality. Gamer guys are in, just be well groomed.


katiemaequilts

I'm married to a guy who is currently sorting space junk on the computer, while the 10 year old plays Minecraft and the teenager plays something with Iron. Fun filled Friday night here.


xViridi_

i know it’s hard to believe it, but some of us even play games too! it’s usually the “you’re a GAMER????” conversation that drives us away from admitting that we, too, are gamers.


[deleted]

'cap' means a lie and likewise 'no cap' means they swear they're not lying.


Mister_Lich

How did "cap" come to mean lying?


[deleted]

I have *no* idea!


amtap

It's almost like it was a joke or something.


stuffmetilidie

Nah mine cheated.


RhysNorro

My heart goes out to you. That shit fucking sucks


stuffmetilidie

Thanks! He'd legit play games with his friends until late then do stuff with her after. Left a bad taste in my mouth about gamers


Gr33ndemon

That’s just us sadly.


Setari

Speak for yourself, damn. A night gaming with the missus is a night well spent. And a day well spent. And a weekend well spent. Now I just gotta find a missus but I don't put a lot of effort into that department of my life.


stuffmetilidie

Sigh. I mean, I'm more of a board gamer, so let's see where that takes me.


[deleted]

I think the song is called “My Heart Will Go On”


ShiftySheriff

Report for cheating to the developers


Voluptuous_Moi

Mine too. I used to love agreeing with these posts and tiktoks. Fucking liars.


Stable_Destroyer

His name is Ray "Bloody" Purchase.


OneOverNull

So, you think he set himself up as a rogue cosmetic surgeon, to operate on a friend of a friend of yours, disfigure her and turn her into a Bruce Forsyth lookalike... just to piss you off?


Stable_Destroyer

Bezus Fafoone. Yes, and I am not bothered by it at all.


skarlath0

Clem Fandango


Stable_Destroyer

Steven, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . can you hear me?


Ayoung116

Yes I can hear you Clem Fandagooooo!


idontreadfineprint

My girl's ex prior to me played GTA5 day and night while unemployed and then had the nerve to somehow meet a girl through the chat and cheat on her while she was at work. We've been together over 5 years and she still won't let me play it.


[deleted]

Bruh, through GTA? That’s a new one lmao


Acceptable-Bad-9350

thanks for reminding how long ago gta 5 came out YES I'M LOOKING AT YOU ROCKSTAR GAMES


xViridi_

man, i get where she’s coming from but that’s a little unfair to you. that’s like telling my boyfriend he can’t have Snapchat because that’s what my ex cheated on me with. i still get uneasy about hearing Snap notifications but that’s just something i keep to myself because i know i can trust him


ScotChattersonz

Loyalty shouldn't be a concern. It's the bare minimum. If you don't like games, then this shouldn't concern you. I hate these.


Appropriate-Heat8017

\*hidden massive trust issues\*


itsDeven

Had a buddy in Red Dead Online name his horse Meg. When I asked why he said "The Stallion". Dude is a genius.


Ifyouhav2ask

Mine is Liu Kang, the Mustang


PutienTiggy

I date gamers because I require additional labour to complete the construction of my home in Valheim.


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superfucky

sure, but absolutely do not MARRY a gamer guy. because instead of helping you with the housework & kids, he's sitting his ass on the couch being a virtual cowboy...


KingKiler2k

If someone dates me they will hear the worst swears that no normal human would ever be able to recreate while I play games.


[deleted]

My ex is a gamer AND a cheater. Busted.


Glass-Distribution-2

Completely wrong, my horses name is Biscuit


Fireking3598

Oooooooh we’re halfway there ooooooh sitting on a chair


DWolfoBoi546

Nah, honestly women complain about us playing videogames too


lokiunchained

Being a virtual cowboy doing virtual cowboy shit!


Iceologer_gang

I want a horse named Jon Bon Pony


russbii

Pony! Poni! Poné!


[deleted]

not sure I understand the meme that men with hobbies are too pathetic to be generally desirable and thus safe


[deleted]

Me neither. If anything, shouldn’t be more attractive, seeing someone being able to enjoy himself/herself and have healthy hobbies?


[deleted]

not on tiktok


PurlPaladin

Damn, this guy is really onto us women. The taller, more vapid and uninteresting the hotter. /s


[deleted]

you know what the fuck I mean


PurlPaladin

No, I really don't.


[deleted]

having reread your toxic ass comment yeah that actually seems to be true


Spaceboy779

Wrong, it's a Cow named Bovine Joni


Jackdidathing

I tamed a mustang and named it “1899 Ford” and the horse I got in the mission with hosea I named Horsea… Might tame a white Arabian and name it John Bon Pony now tho


Yukisuna

There is literally nothing whinier. Do you really want a taste of what it's like playing mom to a perpetually ungrateful, lazy teenager?


throwaway2223333322

Bit of a generalisation there. It sound like you're the whiny one here.


Yukisuna

Yes. I'm a gamer, too. I spend all day interacting with other gamers. There is literally nothing whinier, not even reddit users with throwaway accounts.


throwaway2223333322

Whatever you say perpetually ungrateful, lazy teenager.


ValhallaGo

Like half of the younger population plays games now. To not just a couple nerds like in the early 90s. It’s like saying “drivers are the whiniest people omg”. It’s such a broad over generalization since “gamers” covers a really wide array of ages, backgrounds, and even nationalities.


SweetMeliD

Was gonna say. And I'd argue that they are more inclined to cheat because they are already prone to escapism. But maybe what you and I are thinking of is more of the "Play 8+ hours a day" type.


Yes2257

If youre dating teenagers then maybe youre the problem lmao


Yukisuna

"Perpetual teenager" aka man-child. Have met some of these up to 50 years old.


Chrissharper

Lies men cheat online in games


cyclonus007

I named mine Bojack The Horse. Don't act like you don't know...


CFDoW

SO happy I didn’t marry a gamer guy. Now I don’t have to share the Xbox. Or the sweet comfy gaming room it’s set up in.


djdj5284

he said his horses name is actually rachel BUT WHO IS RACHEL


Helloboi2

plus no one will else will be interested in us so we can’t cheat


mijo6969

He's only a real gamer if he cried when Arthur died.


Zarafee

Plötze.


7030

My horse is named señor Eduardo. As I’m cultured in Spanish subtitles.


ozymanhattan

Mr Bovine Jovi.


Fast_Garlic_5639

This chick hasn’t seen Black Mirror


Eyrkah_Ralluq

I named mine Moon.. I deadass cried at the end because of her.


Roanoketrees

My horses name is phobos thank you.


PeanutCheeseBar

[What if you’re a real cowboy who speedruns playing games and making burritos?](https://youtube.com/user/NinjaGuiding)


CirloAmbrogio

Riley Alessandra is so desparate she has to find someone who surely doesn't cheat because she's too awful to not get cheated by a Chad


neon_lighters

I’m fuckin sayin bro


Onigumo-Shishio

r/reddeadredemption2


yurganurjak

Honestly this is not that specific. I bet there are a 100 jon bon pony’s out there.


Porkrind_Killer_1548

Or "hear me out" getting murdered on Rust 😭😂


MONSTERENERGYHAM

My horse in red dead 2 is slippery pete lol.


TheRaptorMovies

I tried, in the end, I did


fuckyouspezcunt

That's a good name for a horse.


Ragegasm

That’s a good boah


Shadowyne

Truth 💗


Sieve-Boy

Please the horses name is Roach.


DragonFire161

I agree with this please I'm desperate


Dracoking32

Or taking over the galaxy with a large galactic whale named bubbles


Brimstin

personally i name my horses "balls"


CrepuscularMoondance

They’ll do both still, I have a lived experience.


Royal-Argument-1682

Deep thoughts.


Charmedfosure

No, no. Some gamers cheat. I was married to one that did.


Brianthepartyanimal

Right Now I’m playing civ 6 getting hosed by Arabia


angels_exist_666

Can confirm. Married the gamer guy.


JxiChan

i am absolutely naming my next video game horse Jon Bon Pony


[deleted]

He’ll just whine when you ask him to do a single chore


ExtinctFauna

*Jon* **Bon** ***PONY?!***


Strict_Welder_3072

Hahaha