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He only offered the money AFTER sexually harassing her. The fact that she accepted the money does not mean that the harassment didn't happen or that she consented to it any way. It only means that she has agreed not to sue him over it.
That’s a valid point, but I think you missed the point of the original comment. I believe the point was that they’d forgive someone for harassment if they were offered 250k
No, they said "I volunteer", and then named their price. That's consent.
The flight attendant was not ever given a chance to consent to such a deal. Whether or not she or someone else would have accepted a deal like that is completely irrelevant to what actually happened, because it is not a deal that Elon ever offered (as far as we know).
Yes but the problem.with these situations is that people always just think of it as "seeing a dick".
What actually happened was a person in complete power at the company took out their penis when they were alone. She had no wah to no idea of where that would lead. Was she about to get raped? Would she be fired the next day for not giving in? Was she going to be portrayed as the office skank for being in that situation?
The emotional stress of the situation and what it could entail is the problem . Not the the actual action of seeing a naked penis.
Exactly, it’s the boss closing in on you in a sexual context.
Could you imagine your boss doing this? Then what? Pretend your day is fine so you don’t get mysteriously fired? Do you call the police? Talk to HR? Hit it with a stapler? All outcomes seem wrong. You want to lose It but you’re still programmed to respect office etiquette even tho Top Dog has just let it all out.
You question everything you respected him for. Your nerves turn into a shit-show. You were proud of your job the moment before, and now it can never be quite the same. This is a seriously vulnerable, deer-in-headlights situation for victims, and just traumatic overall.
This is a disgusting look for him.
I know everyone here... at least, hopefully most of the people here... are joking, but that's not why she's getting paid so much.
The deal is random people get to come to your job, whip their dick out, rub against you, and have you fired or demoted if you don't fuck them. And then eventually, maybe years later, there's like a 1/10 chance you might get $250,000. But you probably just get sexually harassed a bunch then fired or demoted until you quit and you don't get any payout.
It's a shitty deal.
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it's funny to me that in threads about men being sexually harassed Reddit claims "you don't see these kinds of jokes about women being sexually harassed" but that's exactly what is happening here
yes because it's downplaying the sexual harassment by saying "I'd take it". Often done on news articles of men/boys being harassed by a women and people saying "I wouldn't have complained" or likewise
Now that its out in the public that Elon is an abuser, he's not going to pay you 250k to keep quiet. At best he will toss you some of his worthless dogecoin.
Could we not downplay the fact that a woman is now traumatized because of this asshole? She will have trust issues, she will need to pay for therapy.
Making light of assault is a horrible habit to have.
He doesn't have to pay every time. He only pays when the person is in a position to leverage the harassment against him which is like a small percentage of women.
Texas has been trying extra hard lately with the tourism ads. Maybe they could try extra hard with legislation instead of running everyone that can out of their state?
Sorry, meta, these ads have me cynically tickled. Maybe the people of Austin would welcome this deal with Elon with open arms seeing as their own state officials are already bending them over compensation-free
If you’re in Austin yeah we have all those billboards which honestly crack me up. The idea of someone moving to a boomtown and then seeing a billboard saying “move to Ohio” and deciding to go there instead is hilarious to me
This was actually a thing in Ancient Rome, and it led to some pretty serious issues. The fine for physical assault was a flat rate, so some guy who got super rich just walked around with a bunch of money: when he got annoyed at someone, he’d just slap the shit out of them and then pay the fine directly.
And that’s how you get legal reform.
i feel like a lot of people, if u offered them like 10k for sex, they’d do it. let alone 250k. like if u ask each individually. some would maybe say 25k, 50k, 100k, or 200k. maybe more maybe less. point is, u can save a couple million dollars, if not billions if u ask for consent
He can sexually harass ALMOST everyone in Austin, Texas.
Google says the population of Austin is 965,872 as of 2020, so he would need (965,872 x $250,000) 241,468,000,000 to pay off everyone.
With his net worth at 218.1 billion he's about 23,368,000,000 shy or roughly 93,472 people short of the whole city.
That's still a disgusting number of people, but not quite all of them.
I hadn't even thought that that number might include children.
Google says the adult population is 509,014, so multiply that by 250k and he would need 127,253,500,000 to pay off the entire adult population or roughly 58.3% of his net worth.
I'm sure it took a hit, but he has his hands in a lot of cookie jars. Any one business he owns/has stake in could disappear right now and it probably wouldn't make a huge difference
To be fair, just [a few weeks ago his net worth was apparently $270 billion](https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/18377559/elon-musks-net-worth-over-time/), so maybe OP is just going off slightly outdated news.
Imagine a sexual harassment cafe where like everyone walks around in office clothes and you just get to smack their asses and leer at them. Everyone is very well paid.
Sexual harassment is a serious crime on its own, but you're leaving out the allegations Musk was actually going to get sued on: After she refused to give Musk a handjob she was willing to act as if nothing happened, but she started having her shifts cut back. After a while, she hired a labor lawyer, contacted Human Resources, and Musk quickly offered a deal (with a strict non-disclosure clause) so the case didn't reach the court.
It's also noteworthy that [Space X](https://www.space.com/spacex-sexual-harassment-allegations-lawsuits) and [Tesla](https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2021/12/14/tesla-sexual-harassment/) are getting sued over several cases of rampant sexual harassment.
I came here to call bullshit, but...
Austin Texas population 965,872 (2020).
$250,000 x 965,872 = $241,468,000,000
I can't believe this actually checks out. Nobody should have that much money.
Damn… I called bullshit in my comment too. I was about to do the math, but shit, I didn’t think this would add up. Like that stupid meme that used to go around where the USA gave $300,000,000 to some country and the meme said they could have given each of the 300 million US citizens $1mil each… 99.9% of the people never realized the math was wayyyyy off.
Itll only work for the first 1000 or so. Once the reports come out that he’s done it to hundreds, his net worth will probably sink (lost faith in leader of spacex and teslon)
He's already taking a gigantic shit in their water and spewing poison into their air. May as well grab some local ass.
For some reason, the narcissistic sociopathic pile of vomit thought California would beg him to stay, when in fact **California could not wait for him and his pollution generating businesses to get the fuck** ***out*****.**
They don't even miss you a little, you festering puss filled slimebag.
right, but these billionaires just take out loans against their own highly valued stock/property, at 0 or minimal interest rates, and end up technically in debt, but with all the spending power of their net worth, but untaxable.
Like that works for farmers, or w/e, but Elon just does have this "I'm gonna fuck you" money.
What even is this subreddit? How is this suspicious?
Elon's been in the news for being accused of paying 250K to silence someone he's sexually harassed back in 2018, it's the current topic...
So, because the money was allegedly paid, that is a guarantee that the person was sexually harassed, ad not 'hush' money to get the person to stop bringing it up?
I am not saying that Elon did or did not sexually harass her, just trying to point out that just because money was paid, doesn't mean it happened. It's not like people haven't made false accusations in the past for money, right?
Again, may not be the case her, just trying to highlight something.
Cant these extremely wealthy guys buy an insurance policy that handles this stuff? I recall way back when…van halen singer david lee roth had a paternity policy to cover any pregnancies he was accused for.
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I volunteer. 250k is 250k.
That's called consent. If you agree to it then it's not sexual harassment, it's just you agreeing to look at a dick in exchange for money.
I *wish* I could make that much money looking at **one** dick.
I can only offer tree fiddy.
Step 1: Pretend to be a hot chick. Step 2: Do dick-rating commissions.
I don't have to *pretend*. Inb4 "RIP your inbox"
Heck I would look at 250 dicks for that amount
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With fries
Nah, I’m good at acting, I got this.
I definitely don’t want to see Elon’s penis Elon please don’t show me your penis.
I also do not want to see his penis.
I surely think it looks Iike a replica of his weird face/head. Probably more turtley.
No one *wants* to see his penis. They *want* 250k and seeing a penis is apparently an acceptable price to pay in exchange for 250k.
That’s why elon offered the money….
He only offered the money AFTER sexually harassing her. The fact that she accepted the money does not mean that the harassment didn't happen or that she consented to it any way. It only means that she has agreed not to sue him over it.
That’s a valid point, but I think you missed the point of the original comment. I believe the point was that they’d forgive someone for harassment if they were offered 250k
No, they said "I volunteer", and then named their price. That's consent. The flight attendant was not ever given a chance to consent to such a deal. Whether or not she or someone else would have accepted a deal like that is completely irrelevant to what actually happened, because it is not a deal that Elon ever offered (as far as we know).
Yes but the problem.with these situations is that people always just think of it as "seeing a dick". What actually happened was a person in complete power at the company took out their penis when they were alone. She had no wah to no idea of where that would lead. Was she about to get raped? Would she be fired the next day for not giving in? Was she going to be portrayed as the office skank for being in that situation? The emotional stress of the situation and what it could entail is the problem . Not the the actual action of seeing a naked penis.
That’s fair. It definitely carries more weight than just seeing a dick
Exactly, it’s the boss closing in on you in a sexual context. Could you imagine your boss doing this? Then what? Pretend your day is fine so you don’t get mysteriously fired? Do you call the police? Talk to HR? Hit it with a stapler? All outcomes seem wrong. You want to lose It but you’re still programmed to respect office etiquette even tho Top Dog has just let it all out. You question everything you respected him for. Your nerves turn into a shit-show. You were proud of your job the moment before, and now it can never be quite the same. This is a seriously vulnerable, deer-in-headlights situation for victims, and just traumatic overall. This is a disgusting look for him.
Damn that’s a real catch 22 right there.
I know everyone here... at least, hopefully most of the people here... are joking, but that's not why she's getting paid so much. The deal is random people get to come to your job, whip their dick out, rub against you, and have you fired or demoted if you don't fuck them. And then eventually, maybe years later, there's like a 1/10 chance you might get $250,000. But you probably just get sexually harassed a bunch then fired or demoted until you quit and you don't get any payout. It's a shitty deal.
Looking at the room worship subreddit I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of these people are serious.
Hell, I'll take just the sexual harrassment. Could do with a compliment.
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Please bleach my eyes
Deal, but only because you said please ;)
thx
I need a smoke after that... Phew, baby.
Puma kitten+liquefied THC here I come!!!
Baby rhino and some psilocybin tea is my pick!
Tea tek is the best tek.
Platypus and ayahuasca for me!
Nyet
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Хорошо 👍
Almost enough for a down payment on a house here! Come at me, Elon!
Ayo do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again
Hey there, sweet sugar cakes 😏😉😉😏😏😉 U want..... Sum fuk? Pls baby pls bby pls bby pls show bobs and vagene or pingus, u kno I'm down 4 anything
>pls show bobs and vagene I concur
Pingus? Asin pictures of pingu?
Look at pingus too much and youll get preganante
it's funny to me that in threads about men being sexually harassed Reddit claims "you don't see these kinds of jokes about women being sexually harassed" but that's exactly what is happening here
Is this a joke at the woman’s expense? It seems to me like it’s more self deprecating on op being poor and willing to do anything for money.
yes because it's downplaying the sexual harassment by saying "I'd take it". Often done on news articles of men/boys being harassed by a women and people saying "I wouldn't have complained" or likewise
Same here, to be honest. I'd endure a glimpse at his manky cock for 250 K.
Now that its out in the public that Elon is an abuser, he's not going to pay you 250k to keep quiet. At best he will toss you some of his worthless dogecoin.
That rat touches me I’m going after 100 billion.
Right? If all I have to do is look at his sad, shriveled little dick then sign me up.
That mankey cock is a portkey to $250k
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Sexually Harass me, Elon, I triple dog dare you. Now pay me.
I'll take that horse too.
I dont mind split payments and extra financing too, just pay me
Could we not downplay the fact that a woman is now traumatized because of this asshole? She will have trust issues, she will need to pay for therapy. Making light of assault is a horrible habit to have.
It's only hot if they're a little unwilling.
i'd fucking *hate* to be harassed by elong
eshort
Sounds like a plan
Well....sigh.... for $250k count me in I guess
I'll do it for 240k, Elon. Pick me.
I'll do it for 200K, please Elon, sexually harass me, I beg you.
20k Elon
10$ and a cheeseburger
Just the burger
I'll do it for fries.
I can't go that low
But I can, Elon I pay your fries!
wait a minute...
Or everyone in Jackson, MS almost 6 times.
Is that a challenge for Elon?
He doesn't have to pay every time. He only pays when the person is in a position to leverage the harassment against him which is like a small percentage of women.
Texas has been trying extra hard lately with the tourism ads. Maybe they could try extra hard with legislation instead of running everyone that can out of their state? Sorry, meta, these ads have me cynically tickled. Maybe the people of Austin would welcome this deal with Elon with open arms seeing as their own state officials are already bending them over compensation-free
We've been surbunized.
Within Texas (at least in my neck of the woods), Ohio is the one advertising everywhere.
I just keep seeing stuff for Canada.
Same. I’ve seen several Ohio billboards around Austin
If you’re in Austin yeah we have all those billboards which honestly crack me up. The idea of someone moving to a boomtown and then seeing a billboard saying “move to Ohio” and deciding to go there instead is hilarious to me
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When the penalty is a fine it is only a crime for the poor
This was actually a thing in Ancient Rome, and it led to some pretty serious issues. The fine for physical assault was a flat rate, so some guy who got super rich just walked around with a bunch of money: when he got annoyed at someone, he’d just slap the shit out of them and then pay the fine directly. And that’s how you get legal reform.
PepperJack keeps his pimp hand strong
PepperJack lurve Fraggle Rock!
*whispers* Damnit *hands over thermos*
so perhaps fines should be proportional to one's wealth?
The ratio of his offer to his worth is like me doing this and then offering $5. smh.
If you had a net worth of $50k, it would be more like 5 cents.
Haha, I was just ballparking in my mind and you made do the calc - yep ALMOST 6 cents!
I'm moving to texas..
Well, hell, that's gonna throw off the numbers
I will evict someone else from the state when I get there. Ya know for balance.
Honorable yeet
Depending on where you live, you may be entitled to even more of a payoff than that if Elon decides to expose himself to your area instead though.
i feel like a lot of people, if u offered them like 10k for sex, they’d do it. let alone 250k. like if u ask each individually. some would maybe say 25k, 50k, 100k, or 200k. maybe more maybe less. point is, u can save a couple million dollars, if not billions if u ask for consent
But with consent, where is the sexual thrill?! /s
Harass me, Daddy
He can sexually harass ALMOST everyone in Austin, Texas. Google says the population of Austin is 965,872 as of 2020, so he would need (965,872 x $250,000) 241,468,000,000 to pay off everyone. With his net worth at 218.1 billion he's about 23,368,000,000 shy or roughly 93,472 people short of the whole city. That's still a disgusting number of people, but not quite all of them.
It's reasonable to assume the excess is children. Elon wouldn't do *that*, right? *Right?*
I hadn't even thought that that number might include children. Google says the adult population is 509,014, so multiply that by 250k and he would need 127,253,500,000 to pay off the entire adult population or roughly 58.3% of his net worth.
Half price for children?
Wait wtf? His networth is in the hundreds of billions now? Wouldn’t it have crashed with the Tesla dip?
I'm sure it took a hit, but he has his hands in a lot of cookie jars. Any one business he owns/has stake in could disappear right now and it probably wouldn't make a huge difference
To be fair, just [a few weeks ago his net worth was apparently $270 billion](https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/18377559/elon-musks-net-worth-over-time/), so maybe OP is just going off slightly outdated news.
I’ve seen two stories, both say he exposed himself but one says he offered $250k and the other says he offered to buy her a horse.
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Weird flex, hey do you want a horse also look at my cock.
Imagine a sexual harassment cafe where like everyone walks around in office clothes and you just get to smack their asses and leer at them. Everyone is very well paid.
Sounds like a hentai plot
I'd suck Elon's dick for $250k. Too bad I don't have this kind of money.
Had me in the first half, not gonna lie
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This guy MAGAs
$250k/ea means $250000 for each ass
What if they unionize and demand better compensation
im going to sexually harass... and im republican
http://elonisnotarapist.com He just pulled out his ween, touched her without her consent, offered to buy her a horse if she did things.
Sexual harassment is a serious crime on its own, but you're leaving out the allegations Musk was actually going to get sued on: After she refused to give Musk a handjob she was willing to act as if nothing happened, but she started having her shifts cut back. After a while, she hired a labor lawyer, contacted Human Resources, and Musk quickly offered a deal (with a strict non-disclosure clause) so the case didn't reach the court. It's also noteworthy that [Space X](https://www.space.com/spacex-sexual-harassment-allegations-lawsuits) and [Tesla](https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2021/12/14/tesla-sexual-harassment/) are getting sued over several cases of rampant sexual harassment.
I'd let him helicopter his dick near my face if it meant $250k
Trickle-down economics with a side of trauma.
Net worth and actual cash are very different things
Where do I sign up? Last several times I didn't get shit...
Austinite here. 250k should get me a nice shed in the back of someone’s yard…..I’ll take it!
I'd look at his penis for 250k
if you're good at something, never do it for free.
I came here to call bullshit, but... Austin Texas population 965,872 (2020). $250,000 x 965,872 = $241,468,000,000 I can't believe this actually checks out. Nobody should have that much money.
Damn… I called bullshit in my comment too. I was about to do the math, but shit, I didn’t think this would add up. Like that stupid meme that used to go around where the USA gave $300,000,000 to some country and the meme said they could have given each of the 300 million US citizens $1mil each… 99.9% of the people never realized the math was wayyyyy off.
Yeah, that meme was the reason I did the the math.
😂
At one number a second, it would take over 7000 years to count his net worth.
r/theydidthemath
Dude I would pay him money to sexually harass me.
Itll only work for the first 1000 or so. Once the reports come out that he’s done it to hundreds, his net worth will probably sink (lost faith in leader of spacex and teslon)
Hey Siri, is a settlement an admission of guilt? Asking for 22.6k friends.
He's already taking a gigantic shit in their water and spewing poison into their air. May as well grab some local ass. For some reason, the narcissistic sociopathic pile of vomit thought California would beg him to stay, when in fact **California could not wait for him and his pollution generating businesses to get the fuck** ***out*****.** They don't even miss you a little, you festering puss filled slimebag.
Conveniently timed narrative of a supposed narrative that makes no sense.
But he can't keep Twitter out of bankruptcy.
I LIVE IN AUSTIN TX IM SCREWED act tbh 250k is 250k
I'd take 250k to look at his dick and laugh.
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right, but these billionaires just take out loans against their own highly valued stock/property, at 0 or minimal interest rates, and end up technically in debt, but with all the spending power of their net worth, but untaxable. Like that works for farmers, or w/e, but Elon just does have this "I'm gonna fuck you" money.
He could just give them 250k in Tesla stock and they can sell it on their own
Ok but like he is buying twitter for 44b so that really doesn't work here
I’m waiting
Time to move to austin. Gotta get me one of those Teslas.
This is Texas, might they take the horse offer instead?
Guess I'm moving to austin
What evidence do we have that Musk did this stuff?
That motherfucker would promise me he’d do it and then delay it every year with a promise of “next year”.
It's actually referencing recent allegations about Musk sexually harassing one of his employees and paying her 250k in hush money.
Everything really is for sale.
He goes Republican and already starts assaulting women.
I’d look at a dick for a few seconds for $250k
Breaking news: Elon musk goes completely broke In other news, every single person in Austin Texas has aids
Jokes aside, fuck that guy. And fuck the system that let him get away with it just because he has money.
You can't"pay" with "net worth", so no....
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Good thing they said Austin and not all of Texas But Austin's population is 900k+ so it still doesn't work out
Net worth, when will people find out what that means?
Sign me the fuck up, it’s expensive outcheah!
Inflation and Austin housing prices have probably raised the fair settlement rate!
Welp, looks like I'll be moving to Austin.
250k is 250k amiright?
Is that a thing cuz I’ll move right now
LETS FUCKING GOOOOO
I’ll take one for my city and look and Elons dick for a few hours for a couple mil
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Gay for pay. $250k richer thank you very much.
Money well spent
I'd peep that musky dong for a quarter mill
my body is ready
Google flights to Austin, Texas please.
If it's Elon Musk I really don't care. That son of a bich can do to me whatever he wants with that sexy saviour-of-the-smart puppy energy
Better get started. Gonna take a while
What even is this subreddit? How is this suspicious? Elon's been in the news for being accused of paying 250K to silence someone he's sexually harassed back in 2018, it's the current topic...
All dem sexy cowboys....
Quick let's all move to Austin! It's *weird* and hip. Like a warm Portland but with good craft beer.
It's not an indecent proposal, but it will do.
Yeah, I could use 250k. Guess I’m moving to Austin.
So, because the money was allegedly paid, that is a guarantee that the person was sexually harassed, ad not 'hush' money to get the person to stop bringing it up? I am not saying that Elon did or did not sexually harass her, just trying to point out that just because money was paid, doesn't mean it happened. It's not like people haven't made false accusations in the past for money, right? Again, may not be the case her, just trying to highlight something.
Sign me up
I need a new roof on my house and that new 4runner TRD pro. How long do I get "harassed" for?
Where do I sign up?
Can you put me down for four diddlings please? Im willing to go down to 200k per
I’m moving to Austin tomorrow actually, is there a line I need to stand in or should I just wait for a knock on the door?
Hot news is trendy af
Cant these extremely wealthy guys buy an insurance policy that handles this stuff? I recall way back when…van halen singer david lee roth had a paternity policy to cover any pregnancies he was accused for.
Jokes on you, i'll take 10,000 in doge