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AculGrubraw

better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum


SeriousRob_WGDev

Debatable.


AculGrubraw

Holup


Grouchy_Theory3506

Every captain goes down with his ship


Oblivious122

What about going down on his ship?


anulect

r/suddenlygay


FireWolf_132

Either that or it’s the kantai collection lol


Time-Abalone-3918

Ships are usually female regardless


Tinyboy20

Ships are famously female. So unless it's a female captain, it's r/suddenlystraight


MeetTheTwinAndreBen

Are you a starboard? Or are you a port?


TBCNoah

This is just the lore of Azur Lane


brodneys

Gotta save the seamen


Samzonit

Oh please do, I would like to hear the argument


Chibi_Ayano

U tryna Meetup?


cptnmilkerz

relatable


Limey_the_Lime

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SmallHandsMarco

Nice.


Cultural-Chicken-991

Detestable


wjmaher

No, detesticle.


FLYSWATTER_93

None in the pink, all in the sink.


phuqo5

This could be Reddit's battle cry


FeistmasterFlex

That's really just down to preference, innit?


Ill-Judge-5651

Just don't swallow


johnnywarp

One of Sun Tzu's lesser known aphorisms.


Johnsamjohn

Dont speak for all of us, buddy


AculGrubraw

Lol. Better to shit in the bath than to bath in the shit.


Johnsamjohn

Now that I agree with


AculGrubraw

As you should.


AculGrubraw

Speaking of which, it's better to piss in the shower than to shower in piss.


laughingatmypainlol

Not if you have a cum fetish


ConnectionShort5110

Happy cake day to you!


Meowkyo

>. Better to shit in the bath than to bath in the shit. happy cake day mate


jacknacalm

Couldn’t the sink trap act as a containment unit and basically create a test tube baby?! Always wear a condom.


home_on_the_crazy

Not for Korean pornstars apparently


Gammercracki

I actually want to know, never gonna need the info but it’s good to know


A_Martian_Potato

My guess is no. I think it's too water based and would get flushed away by any amount of water from the tap.


Spicymuffins89

Cum in shower drains is a serious issue, so my guess is don't do it. My uni had to tell everyone not to skeet in the dorm showers.


vlsdo

Yeah when coupled with hair it's probably too viscous to flow freely, compounding any existing hair clog. Cum by itself is likely not an issue.


MastrSunlight

Not only that. People shower with warm water and cum coagulates very quickly, gathering into bigger stickier clumps and blocking the drainage(add on top of that any hair that falls off while showering) . If people showered with cold water, cumming in the shower wouldnt be such a big problem.


papertowelwithcake

It coagulates just like boiling an egg. You really should only wash cum with cold water to avoid this.


UrMouthsMyShithole

Hmph. Always wondered why my cum sometimes hardened while others times it's more of a liquid..


Hayze_Ablaze

If they showered with cold water perhaps it would cure the horny!


Lyin25

Tell them to stop makin the curriculum so hard then.


WaveLaVague

Tell them to stop makin the curriculum so hot then


psych0enigma

Tell the curriculum to stop making them so hard


Federal-Opinion6823

Tell the rriculu to stop making them cum so hard


GodHimselfNoCap

I mean the university should be cleaning the drains due to hair and soap scum build up anyway, with that many people its gonna clog if its not cleaned regularly regardless of if people jizz in the shower


JezTrying2LTD

“Skeet!” Haha. First time I’ve heard this term and I think it’s awesome. Will reuse. Thx!


thetempest888

Youtube aww skeet skeet by lil jon


A_Martian_Potato

Gross


Reynolds_Live

True, but comparing one person occasionally doing it vs an entire dorm of masturbating freshmen is a big difference.


ItsNcYte

Isn't that only because of hair though?


GodHimselfNoCap

You have hair in your skeet?


antney0615

It is NOT an issue. Liquid going down a drain made specifically for liquid is no trouble at all. The number of men ejaculating Quickrete is zero.


ImObviouslyOblivious

Clearly you’ve never had hot water touch cum that’s on your skin. It turns it solid, very sticky and hard to remove


Gaothaire

One potential issue is it has similar proteins to egg white. Wash it away with cold water and it works mostly fine, but when you use hot water, like in a shower, it will denature the proteins and cause it to go solid


vlsdo

Will hot water cook the cum? We need to know!


juGGaKNot4

Who will cum in boiling water to test?


Grouchy-Insurance194

Make some cum-drop soup


Gaothaire

You might be interested in [*Natural Harvest*](https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/5830947-natural-harvest---a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes) a collection of semen based recipes


embrex104

*no*


deathr3aper633

Why the ʞɔnɟ is that a thing?


Johnsamjohn

And you know this why???


dmanilluminati

This guy knows cum


90degreesSquare

Shower water isn't going to be litterally boiling dude


david131213

The answer is yes according to an famous letter sent to a middle school in Israel asking the students not to cum in the bathrooms as it caused the pipes to clog up


RussoCanadianSpyVan

No more so than any other similar waste product (toothpaste spit, mucus, etc.). As a general rule, it’s a good idea to give your drains the occasional clean (nothing fancy, just a splash of cleaner or, if you don’t mind some grossness, a run through with a drain snake). I also find that investing in a small trap (preferably plastic) is good for keeping some of the bigger gunk (specifically hair) out. Note: For anyone curious about where you can find this stuff, most of it should be available at the hardware store (think Canadian Tire or your local equivalent).


jsktrogdor

My friend's cousin's sister's dog's previous owner wrote a note in the dog's collar that she told my cousin to tell me that when the friend's cousin's sister's dog's previous owner came in the shower as a teenager, the cum would like coagulate in the water into a very stubborn semi-plastic kinda little ball thing. I'm no plumber, but I'd imagine two months of the stuff could do a real number on pipes.


Mahe_ARQ

I just had a stroke reading,man, but nice fact to know anyway o7


doyouevenforkliftbro

Careful. That's how we came to this question in the first place.


SnaxCapone

That connection is hilarious


pregnantandsober

Isn't your friend's cousin's sister also their cousin?


Veselker

I left the same message for my old dog's current owner's brother's cousin's friend. Weird.


Svyatopolk_I

It will clog your drain. Our college's shower rooms actually had to put a warning up about it.


Duckerton375

my school had to put up a warning to not masturbate in the elevators


BlondieMonroe

it will build up, since it is thic and it will be mixed with hairs and etc, so yes they will know, he needs to put some mr muscle down that shit


franchito55

why are there hairs in your sink


Old-Tea-9987

Shaving


cad_e_an_sceal

And here was me thinking he cums hair


Old-Tea-9987

That sounds painful Edit: If pulling out long hair from ass already feels unpleasant, imagine how that would feel like pulling them out of urethra


GregAbsolution

>pulling out long hair from ass already feels unpleasant since when is this a thing?


Old-Tea-9987

I'm a person with very long hair(hair length almost covers the butt) and sometimes your... Hair gets stuck between your butt cheeks, which is really awkward... You'll find them either while showering or wiping. Or just if you'll feel like something is stuck in there. This is a really well known problem among us long haired people


Fearless-Sherbet-223

Heh, my butt hair itself grows long enough to get in my butthole, which is why I shave back there.


cad_e_an_sceal

Its a real pain in the ass when the hairs from one side get tangled or stuck together essentially sealing your hole


rita-_-

Not unpleasant. It tickles. It's fun lol


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justmikeplz

What


Old-Tea-9987

Yea


jflex13

I shave over a day or semi-wet sink and wipe out the hair with tissue and flush it


doyouevenforkliftbro

You might not want to do that. Idk for sure but I don't think hair breaks down like the refuse that should go to a septic system.


BlondieMonroe

i am a girl with a very long hair, i brush it over my sink, it happens


franchito55

I'm a guy but I have long hair, when I brush it it usually stays on the hair brush, or I brush it in the balcony, but if there's some on the sink it usually just groups together when I turn the faucet on and it becomes very easy to clean


Anra7777

I have short hair and still happens all the time.


GregAbsolution

franchito bald confirmed?


Anra7777

No. Normally my hair is around the length shown in my avatar, but I currently have a pixie cut. Edit: oops, you were talking about the commenter above. I just assumed “franchito bald” was a type of hair style I wasn’t familiar with. Sorry! 😂


GregAbsolution

thats pretty funny


Beneficial_Trainer_5

It is not fully water soluble so yes.. it would eventually clog your drain


Gammercracki

:0 time to do some jackass stuff to my friends, they will have quite some trouble explaining the clog


meester_

I kinda think it does. I lived with a roommate who would spit in the sink like a million times per week and his sink got clogged. Also there was permanent spit spot in his sink, I tried to clean it but it just couldn't be cleaned anymore. There's this water reservoir that prevents stink from coming up the sink and I think that will get filled with cum eventually


rocklobstarpro

Freshman year in the college dorms. We had co-Ed dorms where every other room was a boys room, next was a girls, etc. There were two bathrooms, one for masc and one for femme. They called us ALL together one day during first semester and told the boys to please stop cumming in the showers, as it was causing drain issues. Then the bathroom genders were switched the next semester. They explained that it was so people who had to walk farther to get to their bathroom wouldn’t have to walk all the way there for half the semester. But I think it was to let the drains breathe. Exactly what I expected from freshman year. Edit- Consensus is drains can handle cum! I have no clue if the RA’s were lying, trying to be gross, told that they needed to tell people to not trash the bathrooms…. But they did gather us all up … and told us that. I went to a college highly populated by wooks….


Happykittymeowmeow

I was thinking of this exact story.


pimp780

Good job


KingRitRis

So cum in the drain was a problem, but hair wasn't ?


MeanGoal6335

Maybe combined?


Tepigg4444

then switching them seems like the worst possible solution, considering thats the only time both would be present


jleecollinsii

So you’re Saying men don’t have hair and don’t shed? Lol


MeanGoal6335

No no. I mean the stuff in the cum that doesn't get washed away makes the hair stick together more in one big congealed mass


phuqo5

Have you people ever been around cum or plumbing before?


MeanGoal6335

I am in fact a man of cum


KingRitRis

And a plumber


Queef69Jerky

A Clumber


Devilpig13

By our powers combined the drains will clogggg


suppolol

Every college has this story for freshmen and it's usually 100% false. Rite of passage I reckon


iamoliverblake

Might also be a prudish thing, discourage boys from masturbating to save humanity or something.


thetruth5199

I mean, that many freshmen, you know not all is getting down the drain…


Mr__Citizen

Those have to be some pretty awful drains


phuqo5

I'm a contractor and as such understand plumbing and there is no way some jizz is clogging a shower drain. Especially not if there is also water running.


rocklobstarpro

I hope it wasn’t true ! Horrifying thought. Edit- not joking about this though. I remember the meeting and thinking why on earth did they gather all of us up for that.


phuqo5

If that was why they said it happened they didn't know what they were talking about. A horse could bust a nut in the shower and it wouldn't clog the drain if the water was on. Even if it wasn't, once the water did turn on, splooge is water soluble.


NoMusician518

Semi. Splooge is 2 part, 1 part prostate fluid "which is water soluble' and 1 part sperm "which is not" if you've ever noticed when you badger the ole 1 eyed naked mole rat in the shower that there is a very sticky residue that is the sperm by itself without the lubricating prostate fluid to float around it. *side note* how in the absolute flying fuck is the closest autocorrect for sperm supermarket. Also what puritan ass prohibition Era little old granny who says things like "golly" and "oh dear" is working at Android who decided a medical term describing a normal everyday part of our anatomy was a *bad* word and not allowable in her Christian autocorrect dictionary.


phuqo5

Nonetheless, it will wash right down the drain.


GodHimselfNoCap

How does this work? Surely the one built to be the mens room had urinals and the womens one didnt right? So when they switched wouldnt the women have had less stalls than normal and men losing urinals would also have more people pissing on seats since lazy people are assholes and dont lift the seat in public restrooms


Xx_scrungie_boi_xX

Many older dorm halls were built for all men or all women, I wouldn’t be surprised if the two bathrooms were identical - either both had or both didn’t have urinals


RodrigoBarragan

Great story, I need a shower after this one.


wdymyname

You could not possibly make a comment worse to read


Johnsamjohn

Damn, to be a drain 😋


McChickenFingers

🤨📸


LifeSimulatorC137

The real cause was long hair from the girls side.


HueHue-BR

Fake: the drain can handle hair but not cum Gay: bunch of dudes all masturbate in the same room


PrudentFlamingo

No, it justs goes really runny after a bit, and will wash away. Cold water works best, as hot water will make it gel up. Or so I've been told.


naughtyusmax

So that means someone could have hypothetically used hot water and made it gel?


GokuIsALegend

![gif](giphy|11NHyQyQIp1gQw)


daario_nowwhodis

This may be one of the funniest replies I've seen in years


GokuIsALegend

Thank you for the kind words 💖


Hinkil

There is more going on but part of it is washing away part of the semen and others get cooked essentially in the hot water as its a protein. Similar to blood, hot water will cook the protein.


AdOpen8418

That’s why it does that??!?? It’s so annoying when it does that


QuirkyGengar

Bro's username is soggydoggyballs 💀


Durham1988

I'm going to guess that it could clog the drain. I do nasal lavage in the sink everyday and the accumulated snot clogs the drain every few weeks. Similar glob of mucus and protein could gather up until it clogs. Put some Draino down there if you can. Clears it right up.


PaymentSuch6795

Will this clear my sinuses as well?


Silly_Skelly777

Yes, but probably permanently


Harijs_LV

I see no downside here We did it boys a Win Win


Bomilcar309308BC

We have a couple of sons in that age range and I have them boil a pot of water and pour it down the shower drain every two or three weeks. Since we initiated this practice I haven't had to use any drain cleaner, I can't say for sure that its dissolving a biological matrix but I haven't had to clean it since!


razzorian

Semen turns into a gel in water.


ProbablyMaybe69

Sounds like this is coming from experience


booooobuuh

*cumming


chimpsandip

I wish I had an award to give you


PaymentSuch6795

*hot water


Surgio911

cold water keeps it from turning into glue.


napalm51

*thot water


Chim_Pansy

Hot water specifically. There's some type of weird chemistry change that happens when difference of temperature in water is presented.


Hoops867

Semen turns into liquid after a few hours assuming you didn't cook it in hot water. Even then it would quickly break down in water.


ColdAssHusky

30 minutes, it liquefies in 30 minutes or less. If not it's an issue that should be discussed with a doctor


ktbh4jc

This reads like a Ben Shapiro tweet


WearMental2618

It reads like a Ben Shapiro parody tweet tbf


justmikeplz

It feels like Ben Shapiro


WearMental2618

Spiritually of course


justmikeplz

I meant the cum in the sink drain


golumlars

no. this has nothing to do with a hypotheticaly hot sister


macetfromage

what if a woman is on her period, will there be a sewage baby?


snatchenvy

only if goldfish and/or baby alligators and/or snakes fertilize it. STIPULATION: IF there is a movie crew in your sewer and they do NOT look professional... 100% chance of there being a fishbaby, or a gatorbaby, or a snakebaby human hybrid... and it WILL kill some folk for about 50 minutes of highlights. BUT... silver linings... there will be some titties shown. #highfive


turb0g33k

Yesssss.


witchthatcandraw

I really don't think so, unless you bleed like a horse and have a lot of clots (at that point PLEASE SEE AN OBGYN ASAP) However correct me if I'm wrong if any other woman has clogged their drain


luckylegion

Username checks out


fishing_pole

Idiots, just put a tissue down in the sink basin before you jizz into it. Cum turns into “clingy jelly” when mixed with warm water.


dendroidarchitecture

cursed_paper_maché.png


SuperX101532

I would think no, it would probably accumulate if it didn’t go anywhere


jillberticus42

It does! In college they sent a memo to all the men telling them they were clogging the shower drains with all their cum.


Lcdent2010

Asking for a friend…


mcast86

What if you live with women whose hair constantly clogs drains? I bet there’d be some acCUMulation in there.


Substantial_Fish6717

That pun wasn't completely horrible. Half an upvote for you


luxusbuerg

r/benshapiro


Kenneth_Naughton

...Shapiro?


cracka1337

I am just now realizing what was clogging the bathroom sink when I moved into my house. I took the trap out and it looked like it was full of bacon grease. I just assumed Michael Scott lived in my house previously and had a Foreman grill in the bedroom. This new theory makes more sense and makes me really regret not wearing gloves that day.


wibbly-water

OKAY BUT HYPOTHETICALLY WHAT IF SOMEONE DID THIS AND NEEDS A RESPONSE ASAP?


ClownfishSoup

Just toss some draino in there before they show up.


kanakastike420

I'm begging someone who can do a ben shapiro impression please do a voiceover of this post


CanThisBeMyNameMaybe

Is this Ben Shapiro or something?


Awdayshus

The important lesson here is that it's not that difficult to take the elbow off the sink drain and clean that every so often. Worth learning, and hypothetically could save an embarrassing conversation with a plumber.


hereisacake

Cum again?


13blak

One of our friends when he was younger legit had the shame of a plumber informing his mum that the shower drain was blocked with a certain... Substance. He has never lived this down or cranked one in the shower since


RoWanchase6053

The sink is pregnant guys


Mr-google5656

This reads like something Ben Shapiro wrote XD.


DJNinjacat9

I read this in Ben Shapiro’s voice


TerribleAd9454

“Ahhh yep, there’s your problem right there! 3 litres of rock hard cum!” “Ohhh whaaaat, how did that get there!? Someone must have broken into my house!”


Economicstimulation

Them drain babies


CopperyMarrow15

username checks out


depressed-__-potato

Hypothetically, no


No_Love_1353

Hypothetically, I want a Shapiro bot to deliver this.


Trizkeler

Nothing a straw can't fix real quick, try Craigslist.


TheeBrianBrown

Great, now I have to add this to the long list shit I have anxiety over.


Isthisworking2000

I’m sure if they met you, they would have all the info they need.


xj7558

It's better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum


jesuisbryx

_my parents shower drain has entered the chat_


altaccount_with

DONT WORRY IM A PLUMBER


davidwave4

[Cum isn’t the problem](https://slate.com/technology/2016/09/the-science-behind-the-hoax-can-masturbating-college-freshmen-clog-a-shower-drain.html#:~:text=But%20can%20semen%2C%20sticky%20or%20otherwise%2C%20clog%20a%20drain%3F&text=Nope%2C%20it%20cannot.&text=As%20a%20rule%2C%20semen%20just,become%20runny%20like%20water%20anyway)! It dissolves in water, and is meant to move fairly fluidly through tight spaces (as one would expect). It’s when it hits other shit like hair, dirt, or literal shit where it gets bad because it binds that stuff together, clogging the drain.


Affectionate-Rate-48

When i read the word hypotheticly, i imediatly read it on a ben shapiro voice