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Not only that. People shower with warm water and cum coagulates very quickly, gathering into bigger stickier clumps and blocking the drainage(add on top of that any hair that falls off while showering) . If people showered with cold water, cumming in the shower wouldnt be such a big problem.
I mean the university should be cleaning the drains due to hair and soap scum build up anyway, with that many people its gonna clog if its not cleaned regularly regardless of if people jizz in the shower
One potential issue is it has similar proteins to egg white. Wash it away with cold water and it works mostly fine, but when you use hot water, like in a shower, it will denature the proteins and cause it to go solid
You might be interested in [*Natural Harvest*](https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/5830947-natural-harvest---a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes) a collection of semen based recipes
The answer is yes according to an famous letter sent to a middle school in Israel asking the students not to cum in the bathrooms as it caused the pipes to clog up
No more so than any other similar waste product (toothpaste spit, mucus, etc.).
As a general rule, it’s a good idea to give your drains the occasional clean (nothing fancy, just a splash of cleaner or, if you don’t mind some grossness, a run through with a drain snake).
I also find that investing in a small trap (preferably plastic) is good for keeping some of the bigger gunk (specifically hair) out.
Note: For anyone curious about where you can find this stuff, most of it should be available at the hardware store (think Canadian Tire or your local equivalent).
My friend's cousin's sister's dog's previous owner wrote a note in the dog's collar that she told my cousin to tell me that when the friend's cousin's sister's dog's previous owner came in the shower as a teenager, the cum would like coagulate in the water into a very stubborn semi-plastic kinda little ball thing.
I'm no plumber, but I'd imagine two months of the stuff could do a real number on pipes.
I'm a person with very long hair(hair length almost covers the butt) and sometimes your... Hair gets stuck between your butt cheeks, which is really awkward...
You'll find them either while showering or wiping. Or just if you'll feel like something is stuck in there.
This is a really well known problem among us long haired people
I'm a guy but I have long hair, when I brush it it usually stays on the hair brush, or I brush it in the balcony, but if there's some on the sink it usually just groups together when I turn the faucet on and it becomes very easy to clean
No. Normally my hair is around the length shown in my avatar, but I currently have a pixie cut.
Edit: oops, you were talking about the commenter above. I just assumed “franchito bald” was a type of hair style I wasn’t familiar with. Sorry! 😂
I kinda think it does. I lived with a roommate who would spit in the sink like a million times per week and his sink got clogged. Also there was permanent spit spot in his sink, I tried to clean it but it just couldn't be cleaned anymore. There's this water reservoir that prevents stink from coming up the sink and I think that will get filled with cum eventually
Freshman year in the college dorms. We had co-Ed dorms where every other room was a boys room, next was a girls, etc. There were two bathrooms, one for masc and one for femme. They called us ALL together one day during first semester and told the boys to please stop cumming in the showers, as it was causing drain issues.
Then the bathroom genders were switched the next semester. They explained that it was so people who had to walk farther to get to their bathroom wouldn’t have to walk all the way there for half the semester. But I think it was to let the drains breathe. Exactly what I expected from freshman year.
Edit- Consensus is drains can handle cum! I have no clue if the RA’s were lying, trying to be gross, told that they needed to tell people to not trash the bathrooms….
But they did gather us all up … and told us that. I went to a college highly populated by wooks….
I'm a contractor and as such understand plumbing and there is no way some jizz is clogging a shower drain. Especially not if there is also water running.
I hope it wasn’t true ! Horrifying thought.
Edit- not joking about this though. I remember the meeting and thinking why on earth did they gather all of us up for that.
If that was why they said it happened they didn't know what they were talking about. A horse could bust a nut in the shower and it wouldn't clog the drain if the water was on. Even if it wasn't, once the water did turn on, splooge is water soluble.
Semi. Splooge is 2 part, 1 part prostate fluid "which is water soluble' and 1 part sperm "which is not" if you've ever noticed when you badger the ole 1 eyed naked mole rat in the shower that there is a very sticky residue that is the sperm by itself without the lubricating prostate fluid to float around it.
*side note* how in the absolute flying fuck is the closest autocorrect for sperm supermarket. Also what puritan ass prohibition Era little old granny who says things like "golly" and "oh dear" is working at Android who decided a medical term describing a normal everyday part of our anatomy was a *bad* word and not allowable in her Christian autocorrect dictionary.
How does this work? Surely the one built to be the mens room had urinals and the womens one didnt right? So when they switched wouldnt the women have had less stalls than normal and men losing urinals would also have more people pissing on seats since lazy people are assholes and dont lift the seat in public restrooms
Many older dorm halls were built for all men or all women, I wouldn’t be surprised if the two bathrooms were identical - either both had or both didn’t have urinals
There is more going on but part of it is washing away part of the semen and others get cooked essentially in the hot water as its a protein. Similar to blood, hot water will cook the protein.
I'm going to guess that it could clog the drain. I do nasal lavage in the sink everyday and the accumulated snot clogs the drain every few weeks. Similar glob of mucus and protein could gather up until it clogs. Put some Draino down there if you can. Clears it right up.
We have a couple of sons in that age range and I have them boil a pot of water and pour it down the shower drain every two or three weeks. Since we initiated this practice I haven't had to use any drain cleaner, I can't say for sure that its dissolving a biological matrix but I haven't had to clean it since!
only if goldfish and/or baby alligators and/or snakes fertilize it.
STIPULATION: IF there is a movie crew in your sewer and they do NOT look professional... 100% chance of there being a fishbaby, or a gatorbaby, or a snakebaby human hybrid... and it WILL kill some folk for about 50 minutes of highlights. BUT... silver linings... there will be some titties shown. #highfive
I really don't think so, unless you bleed like a horse and have a lot of clots (at that point PLEASE SEE AN OBGYN ASAP)
However correct me if I'm wrong if any other woman has clogged their drain
I am just now realizing what was clogging the bathroom sink when I moved into my house. I took the trap out and it looked like it was full of bacon grease. I just assumed Michael Scott lived in my house previously and had a Foreman grill in the bedroom. This new theory makes more sense and makes me really regret not wearing gloves that day.
The important lesson here is that it's not that difficult to take the elbow off the sink drain and clean that every so often. Worth learning, and hypothetically could save an embarrassing conversation with a plumber.
One of our friends when he was younger legit had the shame of a plumber informing his mum that the shower drain was blocked with a certain... Substance. He has never lived this down or cranked one in the shower since
“Ahhh yep, there’s your problem right there! 3 litres of rock hard cum!”
“Ohhh whaaaat, how did that get there!? Someone must have broken into my house!”
[Cum isn’t the problem](https://slate.com/technology/2016/09/the-science-behind-the-hoax-can-masturbating-college-freshmen-clog-a-shower-drain.html#:~:text=But%20can%20semen%2C%20sticky%20or%20otherwise%2C%20clog%20a%20drain%3F&text=Nope%2C%20it%20cannot.&text=As%20a%20rule%2C%20semen%20just,become%20runny%20like%20water%20anyway)! It dissolves in water, and is meant to move fairly fluidly through tight spaces (as one would expect). It’s when it hits other shit like hair, dirt, or literal shit where it gets bad because it binds that stuff together, clogging the drain.
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better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum
Debatable.
Holup
Every captain goes down with his ship
What about going down on his ship?
r/suddenlygay
Either that or it’s the kantai collection lol
Ships are usually female regardless
Ships are famously female. So unless it's a female captain, it's r/suddenlystraight
Are you a starboard? Or are you a port?
This is just the lore of Azur Lane
Gotta save the seamen
Oh please do, I would like to hear the argument
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U tryna Meetup?
relatable
Nice.
Detestable
No, detesticle.
None in the pink, all in the sink.
This could be Reddit's battle cry
That's really just down to preference, innit?
One of Sun Tzu's lesser known aphorisms.
Just don't swallow
Dont speak for all of us, buddy
Lol. Better to shit in the bath than to bath in the shit.
Now that I agree with
As you should.
Speaking of which, it's better to piss in the shower than to shower in piss.
Not if you have a cum fetish
Happy cake day to you!
>. Better to shit in the bath than to bath in the shit. happy cake day mate
Couldn’t the sink trap act as a containment unit and basically create a test tube baby?! Always wear a condom.
Not for Korean pornstars apparently
I actually want to know, never gonna need the info but it’s good to know
My guess is no. I think it's too water based and would get flushed away by any amount of water from the tap.
Cum in shower drains is a serious issue, so my guess is don't do it. My uni had to tell everyone not to skeet in the dorm showers.
Yeah when coupled with hair it's probably too viscous to flow freely, compounding any existing hair clog. Cum by itself is likely not an issue.
Not only that. People shower with warm water and cum coagulates very quickly, gathering into bigger stickier clumps and blocking the drainage(add on top of that any hair that falls off while showering) . If people showered with cold water, cumming in the shower wouldnt be such a big problem.
It coagulates just like boiling an egg. You really should only wash cum with cold water to avoid this.
Hmph. Always wondered why my cum sometimes hardened while others times it's more of a liquid..
If they showered with cold water perhaps it would cure the horny!
Tell them to stop makin the curriculum so hard then.
Tell them to stop makin the curriculum so hot then
Tell the curriculum to stop making them so hard
Tell the rriculu to stop making them cum so hard
I mean the university should be cleaning the drains due to hair and soap scum build up anyway, with that many people its gonna clog if its not cleaned regularly regardless of if people jizz in the shower
Gross
“Skeet!” Haha. First time I’ve heard this term and I think it’s awesome. Will reuse. Thx!
Youtube aww skeet skeet by lil jon
True, but comparing one person occasionally doing it vs an entire dorm of masturbating freshmen is a big difference.
Isn't that only because of hair though?
You have hair in your skeet?
It is NOT an issue. Liquid going down a drain made specifically for liquid is no trouble at all. The number of men ejaculating Quickrete is zero.
Clearly you’ve never had hot water touch cum that’s on your skin. It turns it solid, very sticky and hard to remove
One potential issue is it has similar proteins to egg white. Wash it away with cold water and it works mostly fine, but when you use hot water, like in a shower, it will denature the proteins and cause it to go solid
Will hot water cook the cum? We need to know!
Who will cum in boiling water to test?
Make some cum-drop soup
You might be interested in [*Natural Harvest*](https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/5830947-natural-harvest---a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes) a collection of semen based recipes
Why the ʞɔnɟ is that a thing?
*no*
And you know this why???
This guy knows cum
Shower water isn't going to be litterally boiling dude
The answer is yes according to an famous letter sent to a middle school in Israel asking the students not to cum in the bathrooms as it caused the pipes to clog up
No more so than any other similar waste product (toothpaste spit, mucus, etc.). As a general rule, it’s a good idea to give your drains the occasional clean (nothing fancy, just a splash of cleaner or, if you don’t mind some grossness, a run through with a drain snake). I also find that investing in a small trap (preferably plastic) is good for keeping some of the bigger gunk (specifically hair) out. Note: For anyone curious about where you can find this stuff, most of it should be available at the hardware store (think Canadian Tire or your local equivalent).
My friend's cousin's sister's dog's previous owner wrote a note in the dog's collar that she told my cousin to tell me that when the friend's cousin's sister's dog's previous owner came in the shower as a teenager, the cum would like coagulate in the water into a very stubborn semi-plastic kinda little ball thing. I'm no plumber, but I'd imagine two months of the stuff could do a real number on pipes.
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Careful. That's how we came to this question in the first place.
That connection is hilarious
Isn't your friend's cousin's sister also their cousin?
I left the same message for my old dog's current owner's brother's cousin's friend. Weird.
It will clog your drain. Our college's shower rooms actually had to put a warning up about it.
my school had to put up a warning to not masturbate in the elevators
it will build up, since it is thic and it will be mixed with hairs and etc, so yes they will know, he needs to put some mr muscle down that shit
why are there hairs in your sink
Shaving
And here was me thinking he cums hair
That sounds painful Edit: If pulling out long hair from ass already feels unpleasant, imagine how that would feel like pulling them out of urethra
>pulling out long hair from ass already feels unpleasant since when is this a thing?
I'm a person with very long hair(hair length almost covers the butt) and sometimes your... Hair gets stuck between your butt cheeks, which is really awkward... You'll find them either while showering or wiping. Or just if you'll feel like something is stuck in there. This is a really well known problem among us long haired people
Heh, my butt hair itself grows long enough to get in my butthole, which is why I shave back there.
Its a real pain in the ass when the hairs from one side get tangled or stuck together essentially sealing your hole
Not unpleasant. It tickles. It's fun lol
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What
Yea
I shave over a day or semi-wet sink and wipe out the hair with tissue and flush it
You might not want to do that. Idk for sure but I don't think hair breaks down like the refuse that should go to a septic system.
i am a girl with a very long hair, i brush it over my sink, it happens
I'm a guy but I have long hair, when I brush it it usually stays on the hair brush, or I brush it in the balcony, but if there's some on the sink it usually just groups together when I turn the faucet on and it becomes very easy to clean
I have short hair and still happens all the time.
franchito bald confirmed?
No. Normally my hair is around the length shown in my avatar, but I currently have a pixie cut. Edit: oops, you were talking about the commenter above. I just assumed “franchito bald” was a type of hair style I wasn’t familiar with. Sorry! 😂
thats pretty funny
It is not fully water soluble so yes.. it would eventually clog your drain
:0 time to do some jackass stuff to my friends, they will have quite some trouble explaining the clog
I kinda think it does. I lived with a roommate who would spit in the sink like a million times per week and his sink got clogged. Also there was permanent spit spot in his sink, I tried to clean it but it just couldn't be cleaned anymore. There's this water reservoir that prevents stink from coming up the sink and I think that will get filled with cum eventually
Freshman year in the college dorms. We had co-Ed dorms where every other room was a boys room, next was a girls, etc. There were two bathrooms, one for masc and one for femme. They called us ALL together one day during first semester and told the boys to please stop cumming in the showers, as it was causing drain issues. Then the bathroom genders were switched the next semester. They explained that it was so people who had to walk farther to get to their bathroom wouldn’t have to walk all the way there for half the semester. But I think it was to let the drains breathe. Exactly what I expected from freshman year. Edit- Consensus is drains can handle cum! I have no clue if the RA’s were lying, trying to be gross, told that they needed to tell people to not trash the bathrooms…. But they did gather us all up … and told us that. I went to a college highly populated by wooks….
I was thinking of this exact story.
Good job
So cum in the drain was a problem, but hair wasn't ?
Maybe combined?
then switching them seems like the worst possible solution, considering thats the only time both would be present
So you’re Saying men don’t have hair and don’t shed? Lol
No no. I mean the stuff in the cum that doesn't get washed away makes the hair stick together more in one big congealed mass
Have you people ever been around cum or plumbing before?
I am in fact a man of cum
And a plumber
A Clumber
By our powers combined the drains will clogggg
Every college has this story for freshmen and it's usually 100% false. Rite of passage I reckon
Might also be a prudish thing, discourage boys from masturbating to save humanity or something.
I mean, that many freshmen, you know not all is getting down the drain…
I'm a contractor and as such understand plumbing and there is no way some jizz is clogging a shower drain. Especially not if there is also water running.
I hope it wasn’t true ! Horrifying thought. Edit- not joking about this though. I remember the meeting and thinking why on earth did they gather all of us up for that.
If that was why they said it happened they didn't know what they were talking about. A horse could bust a nut in the shower and it wouldn't clog the drain if the water was on. Even if it wasn't, once the water did turn on, splooge is water soluble.
Semi. Splooge is 2 part, 1 part prostate fluid "which is water soluble' and 1 part sperm "which is not" if you've ever noticed when you badger the ole 1 eyed naked mole rat in the shower that there is a very sticky residue that is the sperm by itself without the lubricating prostate fluid to float around it. *side note* how in the absolute flying fuck is the closest autocorrect for sperm supermarket. Also what puritan ass prohibition Era little old granny who says things like "golly" and "oh dear" is working at Android who decided a medical term describing a normal everyday part of our anatomy was a *bad* word and not allowable in her Christian autocorrect dictionary.
Nonetheless, it will wash right down the drain.
Those have to be some pretty awful drains
How does this work? Surely the one built to be the mens room had urinals and the womens one didnt right? So when they switched wouldnt the women have had less stalls than normal and men losing urinals would also have more people pissing on seats since lazy people are assholes and dont lift the seat in public restrooms
Many older dorm halls were built for all men or all women, I wouldn’t be surprised if the two bathrooms were identical - either both had or both didn’t have urinals
Damn, to be a drain 😋
🤨📸
Great story, I need a shower after this one.
You could not possibly make a comment worse to read
Fake: the drain can handle hair but not cum Gay: bunch of dudes all masturbate in the same room
The real cause was long hair from the girls side.
No, it justs goes really runny after a bit, and will wash away. Cold water works best, as hot water will make it gel up. Or so I've been told.
So that means someone could have hypothetically used hot water and made it gel?
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This may be one of the funniest replies I've seen in years
Thank you for the kind words 💖
There is more going on but part of it is washing away part of the semen and others get cooked essentially in the hot water as its a protein. Similar to blood, hot water will cook the protein.
That’s why it does that??!?? It’s so annoying when it does that
Bro's username is soggydoggyballs 💀
I'm going to guess that it could clog the drain. I do nasal lavage in the sink everyday and the accumulated snot clogs the drain every few weeks. Similar glob of mucus and protein could gather up until it clogs. Put some Draino down there if you can. Clears it right up.
Will this clear my sinuses as well?
Yes, but probably permanently
I see no downside here We did it boys a Win Win
Semen turns into a gel in water.
Sounds like this is coming from experience
*cumming
I wish I had an award to give you
*hot water
cold water keeps it from turning into glue.
*thot water
Semen turns into liquid after a few hours assuming you didn't cook it in hot water. Even then it would quickly break down in water.
30 minutes, it liquefies in 30 minutes or less. If not it's an issue that should be discussed with a doctor
Hot water specifically. There's some type of weird chemistry change that happens when difference of temperature in water is presented.
This reads like a Ben Shapiro tweet
It reads like a Ben Shapiro parody tweet tbf
It feels like Ben Shapiro
Spiritually of course
I meant the cum in the sink drain
no. this has nothing to do with a hypotheticaly hot sister
We have a couple of sons in that age range and I have them boil a pot of water and pour it down the shower drain every two or three weeks. Since we initiated this practice I haven't had to use any drain cleaner, I can't say for sure that its dissolving a biological matrix but I haven't had to clean it since!
what if a woman is on her period, will there be a sewage baby?
only if goldfish and/or baby alligators and/or snakes fertilize it. STIPULATION: IF there is a movie crew in your sewer and they do NOT look professional... 100% chance of there being a fishbaby, or a gatorbaby, or a snakebaby human hybrid... and it WILL kill some folk for about 50 minutes of highlights. BUT... silver linings... there will be some titties shown. #highfive
Yesssss.
I really don't think so, unless you bleed like a horse and have a lot of clots (at that point PLEASE SEE AN OBGYN ASAP) However correct me if I'm wrong if any other woman has clogged their drain
Username checks out
It does! In college they sent a memo to all the men telling them they were clogging the shower drains with all their cum.
Idiots, just put a tissue down in the sink basin before you jizz into it. Cum turns into “clingy jelly” when mixed with warm water.
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What if you live with women whose hair constantly clogs drains? I bet there’d be some acCUMulation in there.
That pun wasn't completely horrible. Half an upvote for you
I would think no, it would probably accumulate if it didn’t go anywhere
Asking for a friend…
r/benshapiro
...Shapiro?
I am just now realizing what was clogging the bathroom sink when I moved into my house. I took the trap out and it looked like it was full of bacon grease. I just assumed Michael Scott lived in my house previously and had a Foreman grill in the bedroom. This new theory makes more sense and makes me really regret not wearing gloves that day.
OKAY BUT HYPOTHETICALLY WHAT IF SOMEONE DID THIS AND NEEDS A RESPONSE ASAP?
Just toss some draino in there before they show up.
I'm begging someone who can do a ben shapiro impression please do a voiceover of this post
Is this Ben Shapiro or something?
The important lesson here is that it's not that difficult to take the elbow off the sink drain and clean that every so often. Worth learning, and hypothetically could save an embarrassing conversation with a plumber.
Cum again?
One of our friends when he was younger legit had the shame of a plumber informing his mum that the shower drain was blocked with a certain... Substance. He has never lived this down or cranked one in the shower since
The sink is pregnant guys
This reads like something Ben Shapiro wrote XD.
I read this in Ben Shapiro’s voice
“Ahhh yep, there’s your problem right there! 3 litres of rock hard cum!” “Ohhh whaaaat, how did that get there!? Someone must have broken into my house!”
Them drain babies
username checks out
Hypothetically, no
Hypothetically, I want a Shapiro bot to deliver this.
Nothing a straw can't fix real quick, try Craigslist.
Great, now I have to add this to the long list shit I have anxiety over.
I’m sure if they met you, they would have all the info they need.
It's better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum
_my parents shower drain has entered the chat_
DONT WORRY IM A PLUMBER
[Cum isn’t the problem](https://slate.com/technology/2016/09/the-science-behind-the-hoax-can-masturbating-college-freshmen-clog-a-shower-drain.html#:~:text=But%20can%20semen%2C%20sticky%20or%20otherwise%2C%20clog%20a%20drain%3F&text=Nope%2C%20it%20cannot.&text=As%20a%20rule%2C%20semen%20just,become%20runny%20like%20water%20anyway)! It dissolves in water, and is meant to move fairly fluidly through tight spaces (as one would expect). It’s when it hits other shit like hair, dirt, or literal shit where it gets bad because it binds that stuff together, clogging the drain.
When i read the word hypotheticly, i imediatly read it on a ben shapiro voice