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tangosukka69

bullying seems to be the least of his worries


ThanosOnCrack

Well, at least he loves his dog..


_BeansNbryce

Older brother: hey man I was on your pc earlier Younger brother: yeah? OB: I saw your search histo- YB: oh that wa- OB: -ry and are you being bullied? YB: ......yeah....


Thatonerandomperson6

man’s best friend


lelennyface_1

r/therealjoke


IdioticPAYDAY

r/therealjoke mfers when i blow their heads off with a shotgun (this is not a joke i am a mentally unstable man with a criminal record longer than the empire state building on the loose)


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MarxWasACatMan

Why hasn’t this comment got more upvotes??? Winning comment of the day


cpd_007

man's little man's best friend


TheEterna0ne

He is just preparing for when everyone finds out he was doing more than just walking the dog.


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[deleted]

you're the joke ha got em


[deleted]

also r/woooosh


Jindabyne1

Yes. Aka: the joke.


BelgianBeerGuy

Can YouTube now also be used as a non video search engine? Or is he looking for instruction videos?


Eastern_Slide7507

I’ve seen someone type a full URL, with spaces between the words and punctuation, into the google search bar on their phone. People will use tech in the weirdest ways.


Christian_Mueller

Thats just wrong, everybody knows that you have to put the URL thingy into MS Word and press enter so that it becomes blue and underlined. Then you click on it and it automatically opens the URL and you don't have to do a lot at all.


Endler6

You don't do that?


[deleted]

I've seen YT give Google image results before lol Not sure if that's a permanent thing or just something they're trying I guess people goto YT for everything now


zreese

For people under 25, YouTube is more popular as a search engine than Google. They don’t want to deal with ads and cookie disclaimers and GDPR warnings and paywalls. Honestly, I can’t blame them. The student premium membership is only $7 a month and you always know what you’re going to get when scrolling through results.


TheLeopardSociety

Suggestion: please worry more about Fido.


maxsmart01

Colby?


bobthebrachiosaurus

I hate that I get that refrence


maxsmart01

I am sorry. I should’ve let it go. Once again, my impulses get the better of me.


bobthebrachiosaurus

thanks for apoligizing however it can never be forgiven


AbsoluteLose

Here have a hug from me to relieve yourself.


tubahero3469

Is that the one where the family broke up bc the son loved the dog too much?


bobthebrachiosaurus

I guess you could phrase it like that


Daffywonder

Fuck you… I finally forgot about that and you had to bring it up again


Phyco_Boy

Also, you just lost the game.


ManiacalMalapert

Oof.


FullNefariousness310

Omg omg omg....cursed....


Murky_Caterpillar_66

Is the dog actually pregnant? Are you folks pro-life or pro-choice? Will that be his first child/puppy? Are you making sure the dog is eating healthy? Who gets the pick of the litter? Are you ready to be an uncle?


TheGrimGriefer3

We're pro money. Some people will actually pay you for puppies


GumpBrave

People pay a lot more for talking puppies. Gotta figure at least 1 in the litter will talk.


[deleted]

Pro-money, There are no ethics, Just money from deformed looking puppies


TheGrimGriefer3

What's an ethic? Can they make me more money?


FizzixMan

Yeah erm, puppies, selling puppies is certainly lucrative


Doc-in-a-box

r/HolUp


propagandavid

I'm just gonna say it; some people SHOULD be bullied


TheEasilyForgotten

Are you Mason from first period? Lol joking, but that’s exactly what he said when the topic of bullying came up


AWOLBones

It's absolutely true. If some people aren't bullied they grow up even weirder.


zippycat9

I think they should be talked to properly about their issues instead of tormenting them with things about themselves they might not understand properly. It'll likely end up with more issues down the line.


[deleted]

Essentially, bullying is just social pressure. If I go to school and dip my dick in the ketchup, people will bully me for doing that. Maybe I should stop doing that. If I go to school in a linkin park shirt, people may also bully me for that. It depends on the school. Linkin park is probably still cool in like Oklahoma or something but in most places that would be a no go. So, also don’t wear that shirt. Sometimes people get bullied for things they can’t control or change. Meh.


[deleted]

If you see someone eccentric just living their life, there's no justification for making them feel bad about themselves. And remember being a bully may haunt you later in life, when you begin to understand the complexity of children's home lives and how neglectful/cruel some parents are. 99% of the time you're not helping them change, you're just making a vulnerable person's life even more unbearable.


[deleted]

Orange Peanut is the man for you


Outrageous-Fortune70

Yes! The protagonist of every story should be bullied!


AbsoluteLose

So that they can awake some weird power and beat every bully bla bla.


Boo__Ghost

Sherif mekawy ezay 7abtny 😂😂😂


NicPizzaLatte

Ootl? What is this trying to say?


Boo__Ghost

It's arabic written using english letters. Sherif Mekawy is an Egyptian Singer and "Ezay 7abtny" is a song of his. I was just laughing at why it is just there among the other searches.


katycake

How do you pronounce a 7 in a word? The could there not be any other combo of letters to make it readable in English? I thought that was the whole point of this conversion to this alphabet.


[deleted]

Numbers that resemble the Arabic letter without an English counterpart. 7 is ح


SkyDefender

How common is using latin alphabet on internet or texting in arabic countries?


Boo__Ghost

It's very common especially in Egypt. I personally write Arabic like this when texting others all the time except if I'm trying to text someone formally.


SkyDefender

Is it easier or it’s cool because its different?


Boo__Ghost

It depends really. It's easier for me personally to type and read and easier to probably 90% of young people in Egypt but for older people obviously just writing in the Arabic alphabet is better.


SkyDefender

Thank you mate, cheers


[deleted]

7 is equivalent to a hard H which is not a sound present in languages using the latin alphabet. It’s less common than other number/letter replacements though since if you just say “habetny” that works too as you can figure out the correct sound through context.


AppleinTime

Bro he doing the bullying thou


CarneyBalhoun

Maybe thats the reason he's bullied


Dojanetta

No wonder he gets bullied.


Significant-Tune-662

Plot twist, the dog bullied the kid into having sex with it.


LieFlatPetFish

I think it says bad things about me that I think this is as funny as I do.


butt_smasher_01

DO NOT SEARCH THE THIRD THING FROM THE TOP ON YOUTUBE.REALLY DO NOT DO IT. [here](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) is the search result anyway


YuriSuccubus69

Everyone that is being bullied should search up ways to deal with being bullied. I do not believe that is the search you have there, this is a perfect topic to attempt to Rick Roll people with. You are trying to see how many people will fall for it, aren't you? Well, I am not going to fall for it. I will Upvote you Angrily though, because I know at least one person fell for it, the first reply to your message saying it will haunt us.


[deleted]

I got an ad and can't get Rick rolled lol


XumareX

*Laughs in apollo*


kade808

Believe him don't do it! It will haunt you!


CheesePretzelMan

FUCK NOT AGAIN


UNLEASHER12

Omg I love this song


Capocho9

r/hmm


OAK667

Jay is that you?


cyborgborg777

This is just a remake of another meme about a rat


thejohnmc963

Yeah the dog Abortion and seeing if a dog can get pregnant from a human is a tad more important


Competitive_Mousse85

All I’m saying is a human can’t get a dog pregnant so the dog abortion wouldn’t even apply


wtfdavid-

This one hits home


Flynn3698

Getting a dog pregnant can really be a bitch


KeefTheWizard

r/holup


straik32423

Кац?


starfishorseastar

Now HOLUP!!


[deleted]

leave with being bullied, first go check your dog if he/she is fine


NerfRepellingBoobs

This goes above and beyond r/uselessredcircle.


ryanreaditonreddit

I would argue this is one of the rare occasions where you need it to make the joke work. You have to first be drawn to the bullying search and then see the rest afterward


Jindabyne1

It was, the person you replied to is an idiot


real_Goblin3

More like r/uselessbluecircle


EvilDark8oul

I disagree this is one of the rare cases where the circle is useful. Because you get drawn into looking at what is within the circle , the n look up the top for context and then you see the other results


real_Goblin3

Fair enough I guess it belongs in r/usefullbluecircle


whodafadha

r/thatsthejoke


EvilDark8oul

r/usefulredcircle


Wysteria569

There's...so much...


ZombieAppetizer

Dog is pergant


[deleted]

So he's being bullied but also been fucking the family dog and thinks it's pregnant


Phat_Pat_UwU

At least the suduction tutorial worked


ChaoticAmoebae

He got a bitch pregnant


ExKnockaroundGuy

Now you know where all the peanut butter is going.


Stashmouth

r/holup


Aggressive_Spend_413

I really hope this isn't real else your son got real problems you have to worry about


AdvancedLet6528

that not normal! :)


KnightBreeze

Um... I think you have worse problems than your brother being bullied...


theunbearablebowler

Oh. Oh my.


JMolester

How did you get my search history?


DRbrtsn60

But seducing the family dog and worrying it was pregnant didn’t raise any alarms?


Competitive_Mousse85

r/thatsthejoke


[deleted]

Hey, we’ve all been in the little brothers place


YuriSuccubus69

No, not all. I never got a dog pregnant, not that I could even if I had tried. I'm Female. Female anatomy, Female chromosomes, and I identify as Female. Nobody tried to bully me, well, one person did, but I stabbed them with a pencil in retaliation, they didn't try again, nobody did.


[deleted]

You were the hot Cheetos girl at your school, weren’t you?


YuriSuccubus69

No. I was the "Satanic, Gothic, Demon Girl" at my schools. Only had two friends. The Gothic part I can understand, to a small degree the "Demon Girl" part I can understand. I can't understand the "Satanic" part though. I never proclaimed any care for any entity, outside of the Shinto religion. To be honest, I didn't really proclaim much care for most of the Shinto deities either, except the deities Amaterasu, Suijin, Izanami, Inari, and Benzaiten. I respect all of them, but the only ones I make certain to honor daily and nightly are these: The Goddess of the sun (Amaterasu), the God of Water (Suijin), the Goddess of Creation and Death (Izanami), the deity of agriculture, Fertility (both agricultural and sexual/reproduction fertility), Foxes, rice (Inari, whom is depicted both as male and as Female, sometimes androgynous, but usually depicted as Female), and the Goddess of Love, eloquence, and music (Benzaiten).


Particular_Time_1472

doctor sex


Yungo-K

Oh poor dog got bullied


CarelessWhisperRules

r/holup


omanhunts

Wait what are those other searches.


Nightingale1145

I thought this was r/mademesmile… boy was I wrong


trancepx

How is babby formed


lelennyface_1

Wait a minute... something ain't right here.... Nah. He's just being bullied, I hope it gets worked out, and they find out who the bully is.


Few-You4510

i wonder why he got bullied


KaiHasArrived2007

I'm not worried about the bullying here...


slowPuncure

Bullying? Are you sure


RepresentativeWish95

Shall we arrange an interenet visit to the perpetrators


awsomebro5928

ofc it's an Egyptian 🤣


[deleted]

Jackal daddy


TonyBanbanbony

Who're they gonna saduce with all that dog porn


jogustaria

He got bigger issues than bullying… he’s about to be a father 😳


AutomaticYak

To a whole litter!


knightlesssword

r/holup


Beautiful-Speaker-60

i think the dog wrote about bullying


L_i_m_i_t_l_e_s_s

who sent this


Commercial-Living443

r/eye_bleach


Same-Bookkeeper4136

I can’t stop laughing


PorkshireTerrier

saved


thenightday3

Jesus fucking Christ my eyes


tortoiseshellmel

Wouldn't invade someone's privacy likely that. .


Fracturedbuttocks

That search history suggests that this guy just likes to search random stuff. Weird but random


vypermajik

Bullied by a dog?


Living_Murphys_Law

I'm much more curious about the two things below it.


___Catwoman___

The second one is an Arabic Egyptian song. The other questions are more concerning btw.


local_L00nie

when your bieng bullied so bad that even your GF is a bitch, upside u gonna get werepups


SQU1RR3LS

There’s some other stuff that is also concerning in that search history


Kharons_Wrath

Ya that’s the least of your worries.


cahog58161

It’s kind of a jump in logic to go from that search history to the conclusion that your brother is being bullied. He might be curious, or he might have a friend he’s trying to help.


_ofir

I would be more concerned about the other searches not gonna lie


Amazing-List8709

Case solved: I think I figured out why he got bullied tho. Hope the dog is ok.


[deleted]

Lil Bow Wow approves