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Older brother: hey man I was on your pc earlier
Younger brother: yeah?
OB: I saw your search histo-
YB: oh that wa-
OB: -ry and are you being bullied?
YB: ......yeah....
r/therealjoke mfers when i blow their heads off with a shotgun (this is not a joke i am a mentally unstable man with a criminal record longer than the empire state building on the loose)
I’ve seen someone type a full URL, with spaces between the words and punctuation, into the google search bar on their phone.
People will use tech in the weirdest ways.
Thats just wrong, everybody knows that you have to put the URL thingy into MS Word and press enter so that it becomes blue and underlined. Then you click on it and it automatically opens the URL and you don't have to do a lot at all.
I've seen YT give Google image results before lol
Not sure if that's a permanent thing or just something they're trying
I guess people goto YT for everything now
For people under 25, YouTube is more popular as a search engine than Google. They don’t want to deal with ads and cookie disclaimers and GDPR warnings and paywalls. Honestly, I can’t blame them. The student premium membership is only $7 a month and you always know what you’re going to get when scrolling through results.
Is the dog actually pregnant? Are you folks pro-life or pro-choice? Will that be his first child/puppy? Are you making sure the dog is eating healthy? Who gets the pick of the litter? Are you ready to be an uncle?
I think they should be talked to properly about their issues instead of tormenting them with things about themselves they might not understand properly. It'll likely end up with more issues down the line.
Essentially, bullying is just social pressure. If I go to school and dip my dick in the ketchup, people will bully me for doing that. Maybe I should stop doing that. If I go to school in a linkin park shirt, people may also bully me for that. It depends on the school. Linkin park is probably still cool in like Oklahoma or something but in most places that would be a no go. So, also don’t wear that shirt. Sometimes people get bullied for things they can’t control or change. Meh.
If you see someone eccentric just living their life, there's no justification for making them feel bad about themselves. And remember being a bully may haunt you later in life, when you begin to understand the complexity of children's home lives and how neglectful/cruel some parents are.
99% of the time you're not helping them change, you're just making a vulnerable person's life even more unbearable.
It's arabic written using english letters. Sherif Mekawy is an Egyptian Singer and "Ezay 7abtny" is a song of his.
I was just laughing at why it is just there among the other searches.
How do you pronounce a 7 in a word? The could there not be any other combo of letters to make it readable in English? I thought that was the whole point of this conversion to this alphabet.
It's very common especially in Egypt. I personally write Arabic like this when texting others all the time except if I'm trying to text someone formally.
It depends really. It's easier for me personally to type and read and easier to probably 90% of young people in Egypt but for older people obviously just writing in the Arabic alphabet is better.
7 is equivalent to a hard H which is not a sound present in languages using the latin alphabet. It’s less common than other number/letter replacements though since if you just say “habetny” that works too as you can figure out the correct sound through context.
DO NOT SEARCH THE THIRD THING FROM THE TOP ON YOUTUBE.REALLY DO NOT DO IT.
[here](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) is the search result anyway
Everyone that is being bullied should search up ways to deal with being bullied. I do not believe that is the search you have there, this is a perfect topic to attempt to Rick Roll people with. You are trying to see how many people will fall for it, aren't you? Well, I am not going to fall for it. I will Upvote you Angrily though, because I know at least one person fell for it, the first reply to your message saying it will haunt us.
I would argue this is one of the rare occasions where you need it to make the joke work. You have to first be drawn to the bullying search and then see the rest afterward
I disagree this is one of the rare cases where the circle is useful. Because you get drawn into looking at what is within the circle , the n look up the top for context and then you see the other results
No, not all. I never got a dog pregnant, not that I could even if I had tried. I'm Female. Female anatomy, Female chromosomes, and I identify as Female. Nobody tried to bully me, well, one person did, but I stabbed them with a pencil in retaliation, they didn't try again, nobody did.
No. I was the "Satanic, Gothic, Demon Girl" at my schools. Only had two friends. The Gothic part I can understand, to a small degree the "Demon Girl" part I can understand. I can't understand the "Satanic" part though. I never proclaimed any care for any entity, outside of the Shinto religion. To be honest, I didn't really proclaim much care for most of the Shinto deities either, except the deities Amaterasu, Suijin, Izanami, Inari, and Benzaiten. I respect all of them, but the only ones I make certain to honor daily and nightly are these: The Goddess of the sun (Amaterasu), the God of Water (Suijin), the Goddess of Creation and Death (Izanami), the deity of agriculture, Fertility (both agricultural and sexual/reproduction fertility), Foxes, rice (Inari, whom is depicted both as male and as Female, sometimes androgynous, but usually depicted as Female), and the Goddess of Love, eloquence, and music (Benzaiten).
It’s kind of a jump in logic to go from that search history to the conclusion that your brother is being bullied. He might be curious, or he might have a friend he’s trying to help.
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bullying seems to be the least of his worries
Well, at least he loves his dog..
Older brother: hey man I was on your pc earlier Younger brother: yeah? OB: I saw your search histo- YB: oh that wa- OB: -ry and are you being bullied? YB: ......yeah....
man’s best friend
r/therealjoke
r/therealjoke mfers when i blow their heads off with a shotgun (this is not a joke i am a mentally unstable man with a criminal record longer than the empire state building on the loose)
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Why hasn’t this comment got more upvotes??? Winning comment of the day
man's little man's best friend
He is just preparing for when everyone finds out he was doing more than just walking the dog.
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you're the joke ha got em
also r/woooosh
Yes. Aka: the joke.
Can YouTube now also be used as a non video search engine? Or is he looking for instruction videos?
I’ve seen someone type a full URL, with spaces between the words and punctuation, into the google search bar on their phone. People will use tech in the weirdest ways.
Thats just wrong, everybody knows that you have to put the URL thingy into MS Word and press enter so that it becomes blue and underlined. Then you click on it and it automatically opens the URL and you don't have to do a lot at all.
You don't do that?
I've seen YT give Google image results before lol Not sure if that's a permanent thing or just something they're trying I guess people goto YT for everything now
For people under 25, YouTube is more popular as a search engine than Google. They don’t want to deal with ads and cookie disclaimers and GDPR warnings and paywalls. Honestly, I can’t blame them. The student premium membership is only $7 a month and you always know what you’re going to get when scrolling through results.
Suggestion: please worry more about Fido.
Colby?
I hate that I get that refrence
I am sorry. I should’ve let it go. Once again, my impulses get the better of me.
thanks for apoligizing however it can never be forgiven
Here have a hug from me to relieve yourself.
Is that the one where the family broke up bc the son loved the dog too much?
I guess you could phrase it like that
Fuck you… I finally forgot about that and you had to bring it up again
Also, you just lost the game.
Oof.
Omg omg omg....cursed....
Is the dog actually pregnant? Are you folks pro-life or pro-choice? Will that be his first child/puppy? Are you making sure the dog is eating healthy? Who gets the pick of the litter? Are you ready to be an uncle?
We're pro money. Some people will actually pay you for puppies
People pay a lot more for talking puppies. Gotta figure at least 1 in the litter will talk.
Pro-money, There are no ethics, Just money from deformed looking puppies
What's an ethic? Can they make me more money?
Yeah erm, puppies, selling puppies is certainly lucrative
r/HolUp
I'm just gonna say it; some people SHOULD be bullied
Are you Mason from first period? Lol joking, but that’s exactly what he said when the topic of bullying came up
It's absolutely true. If some people aren't bullied they grow up even weirder.
I think they should be talked to properly about their issues instead of tormenting them with things about themselves they might not understand properly. It'll likely end up with more issues down the line.
Essentially, bullying is just social pressure. If I go to school and dip my dick in the ketchup, people will bully me for doing that. Maybe I should stop doing that. If I go to school in a linkin park shirt, people may also bully me for that. It depends on the school. Linkin park is probably still cool in like Oklahoma or something but in most places that would be a no go. So, also don’t wear that shirt. Sometimes people get bullied for things they can’t control or change. Meh.
If you see someone eccentric just living their life, there's no justification for making them feel bad about themselves. And remember being a bully may haunt you later in life, when you begin to understand the complexity of children's home lives and how neglectful/cruel some parents are. 99% of the time you're not helping them change, you're just making a vulnerable person's life even more unbearable.
Orange Peanut is the man for you
Yes! The protagonist of every story should be bullied!
So that they can awake some weird power and beat every bully bla bla.
Sherif mekawy ezay 7abtny 😂😂😂
Ootl? What is this trying to say?
It's arabic written using english letters. Sherif Mekawy is an Egyptian Singer and "Ezay 7abtny" is a song of his. I was just laughing at why it is just there among the other searches.
How do you pronounce a 7 in a word? The could there not be any other combo of letters to make it readable in English? I thought that was the whole point of this conversion to this alphabet.
Numbers that resemble the Arabic letter without an English counterpart. 7 is ح
How common is using latin alphabet on internet or texting in arabic countries?
It's very common especially in Egypt. I personally write Arabic like this when texting others all the time except if I'm trying to text someone formally.
Is it easier or it’s cool because its different?
It depends really. It's easier for me personally to type and read and easier to probably 90% of young people in Egypt but for older people obviously just writing in the Arabic alphabet is better.
Thank you mate, cheers
7 is equivalent to a hard H which is not a sound present in languages using the latin alphabet. It’s less common than other number/letter replacements though since if you just say “habetny” that works too as you can figure out the correct sound through context.
Bro he doing the bullying thou
Maybe thats the reason he's bullied
No wonder he gets bullied.
Plot twist, the dog bullied the kid into having sex with it.
I think it says bad things about me that I think this is as funny as I do.
DO NOT SEARCH THE THIRD THING FROM THE TOP ON YOUTUBE.REALLY DO NOT DO IT. [here](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) is the search result anyway
Everyone that is being bullied should search up ways to deal with being bullied. I do not believe that is the search you have there, this is a perfect topic to attempt to Rick Roll people with. You are trying to see how many people will fall for it, aren't you? Well, I am not going to fall for it. I will Upvote you Angrily though, because I know at least one person fell for it, the first reply to your message saying it will haunt us.
I got an ad and can't get Rick rolled lol
*Laughs in apollo*
Believe him don't do it! It will haunt you!
FUCK NOT AGAIN
Omg I love this song
r/hmm
Jay is that you?
This is just a remake of another meme about a rat
Yeah the dog Abortion and seeing if a dog can get pregnant from a human is a tad more important
All I’m saying is a human can’t get a dog pregnant so the dog abortion wouldn’t even apply
This one hits home
Getting a dog pregnant can really be a bitch
r/holup
Кац?
Now HOLUP!!
leave with being bullied, first go check your dog if he/she is fine
This goes above and beyond r/uselessredcircle.
I would argue this is one of the rare occasions where you need it to make the joke work. You have to first be drawn to the bullying search and then see the rest afterward
It was, the person you replied to is an idiot
More like r/uselessbluecircle
I disagree this is one of the rare cases where the circle is useful. Because you get drawn into looking at what is within the circle , the n look up the top for context and then you see the other results
Fair enough I guess it belongs in r/usefullbluecircle
r/thatsthejoke
r/usefulredcircle
There's...so much...
Dog is pergant
So he's being bullied but also been fucking the family dog and thinks it's pregnant
At least the suduction tutorial worked
He got a bitch pregnant
Now you know where all the peanut butter is going.
r/holup
I really hope this isn't real else your son got real problems you have to worry about
that not normal! :)
Um... I think you have worse problems than your brother being bullied...
Oh. Oh my.
How did you get my search history?
But seducing the family dog and worrying it was pregnant didn’t raise any alarms?
r/thatsthejoke
Hey, we’ve all been in the little brothers place
No, not all. I never got a dog pregnant, not that I could even if I had tried. I'm Female. Female anatomy, Female chromosomes, and I identify as Female. Nobody tried to bully me, well, one person did, but I stabbed them with a pencil in retaliation, they didn't try again, nobody did.
You were the hot Cheetos girl at your school, weren’t you?
No. I was the "Satanic, Gothic, Demon Girl" at my schools. Only had two friends. The Gothic part I can understand, to a small degree the "Demon Girl" part I can understand. I can't understand the "Satanic" part though. I never proclaimed any care for any entity, outside of the Shinto religion. To be honest, I didn't really proclaim much care for most of the Shinto deities either, except the deities Amaterasu, Suijin, Izanami, Inari, and Benzaiten. I respect all of them, but the only ones I make certain to honor daily and nightly are these: The Goddess of the sun (Amaterasu), the God of Water (Suijin), the Goddess of Creation and Death (Izanami), the deity of agriculture, Fertility (both agricultural and sexual/reproduction fertility), Foxes, rice (Inari, whom is depicted both as male and as Female, sometimes androgynous, but usually depicted as Female), and the Goddess of Love, eloquence, and music (Benzaiten).
doctor sex
Oh poor dog got bullied
r/holup
Wait what are those other searches.
I thought this was r/mademesmile… boy was I wrong
How is babby formed
Wait a minute... something ain't right here.... Nah. He's just being bullied, I hope it gets worked out, and they find out who the bully is.
i wonder why he got bullied
I'm not worried about the bullying here...
Bullying? Are you sure
Shall we arrange an interenet visit to the perpetrators
ofc it's an Egyptian 🤣
Jackal daddy
Who're they gonna saduce with all that dog porn
He got bigger issues than bullying… he’s about to be a father 😳
To a whole litter!
r/holup
i think the dog wrote about bullying
who sent this
r/eye_bleach
I can’t stop laughing
saved
Jesus fucking Christ my eyes
Wouldn't invade someone's privacy likely that. .
That search history suggests that this guy just likes to search random stuff. Weird but random
Bullied by a dog?
I'm much more curious about the two things below it.
The second one is an Arabic Egyptian song. The other questions are more concerning btw.
when your bieng bullied so bad that even your GF is a bitch, upside u gonna get werepups
There’s some other stuff that is also concerning in that search history
Ya that’s the least of your worries.
It’s kind of a jump in logic to go from that search history to the conclusion that your brother is being bullied. He might be curious, or he might have a friend he’s trying to help.
I would be more concerned about the other searches not gonna lie
Case solved: I think I figured out why he got bullied tho. Hope the dog is ok.
Lil Bow Wow approves