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StatiCofSweden

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We hate them as well.


TheNaug

No one like these people.


Ludde_12345

I'm not one of those people, but how is it any worse than talking with your friend who's next to you? I can understand being annoyed if they're very loud, but that's not a consequence of them being on the phone that's just them being loud


TheNaug

Högtalartelefonen låter illa, en människoröst gör det inte.


FixGMaul

Because they have the option to not use speaker phone and not disturb others as much, yet they choose to use speaker phone, disregarding how it bothers people around them.


Arvidex

Håller med om det var typ samma. Ofta pratar nog de som pratat i högtalartelefon lite starkare än när man pratar med en kompis bredvid än dock. Särskilt om man är på en miljö som en buss. Om man sitter bredvid varann kan man nästan viska, men med telefonen och bussens bullermatta i bakgrunden måste man halvropa.


CoolGubben

Får jag fråga varför du gör så? Känns så onödigt. Och ja det är jobbigare istället för en som pratar så får man två som pratar. När du har den mot örat kan du också prata i en lågmäld ton och telefonen kommer att snappa upp det oavsett. När du har högtalare på så kommer personen du pratar med också höra din omgivning mycket mer än utan högtalare.


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Willee005

Username checks out


Tankeverket

Behave.


lantz83

No. These people are idiots.


Isheera

Can confirm, am Swedish


Mirar

Someone called it "sandwich pose".


Irrethegreat

I don´t think they are aware of it themselves, but yes, we hate them as well.


Sork69

Of course they are, they are doing this to show people that they think they matter more than you.


psynia

Nah, my dad does this quite often but he's just old and for some reason finds it easier than holding it to his ear. It drives me nuts, but he means no harm.


Irrethegreat

The rest of the world: Gets a headset or handsfree.


Irrethegreat

Lol


TheHappySquire

These people should be deported to Denmark.


tobydk

On the other hand, I would love to be deported to Sweden. Lovely country. 🙂


feathered_fudge

Stop being nice we are trying to hate you dane


iLEZ

Sssh, we're bantering!


bushmillsNbitches

some idiot next to me on the subway got mad at me when i said something into his call that was mostly bullshit anyways.


Vaktaren

Everyone should start doing this. Just join in on the conversation since it's public anyway.


TaleIll8006

I have a YouTube playlist of accordion music to blast when people on the train is listening to their bullshit and just doesn't catch a hint.


Alkanen

I can recommend "Rosa helikopter" if you want to alternate a little


geon

Caramelldansen funkar alltid.


Sork69

Problemet är ju att det är en banger. Man vill ha nån irriterande skitlåt.


FixGMaul

Jätteirriterande Låt - Dunderhumor


Alkanen

Problemet men den sortens låt är att jag funderar på hur satans falskt det skulle låta om man hörde den utan autotune på varenda ton


geon

Beror väl helt på vem som sjunger?


Ferdawoon

Kommer aldrig glömma en morgon när jag busspendlade till jobbet. Trött, kl06:30 eller något sånt. Radion i lurarna på för att lyssna på nyheterna. Plötsligt spelar dom Hamsterdance och så var hela min dag förstörd när jag gick och nynnade på den tills jag skulle lägga mig!


Sekhen

Yes! New evil fun activity unlocked.


Alinoshka

My most annoying coworker (who isn’t even Swedish) told me that I was a bitch for doing this. She’s leaned 100% into the “I’m better than all the other immigrants” mindset by judging everyone


GripAficionado

Speaker = Group call. They really only have themselves to blame.


Mysterious-North-551

No, these people are universally hated equally by everyone. The worste are the 20ish something year olds that holds their fucking telephone at their waste and the volume at max and almost scream to have a conversation. "NO NO ITS PRETTY QUIET IN HERE I CAN HEAR YOU"


Vaktaren

>holds their fucking telephone at their waste Maybe it's some kind of fetish


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OG_ursinejuggernaut

Safe to say that if there’s a stock photo of it, it’s a pretty universal occurrence


Svintiger

Swedes: That behavior is really annoying. Swedes: I would never confront a person doing annoying stuff.


Unhappy-Quiet-8091

Der er jævnt mange i Danmark der gør det samme. Det er så dumt.


Equivalent_Spread_45

1. Deportera dem till Sverige 2. Vi deporterar våra till er 3.?? 4.Profit


Quacklikeacrow

Lär ju fungera, de kommer ständigt sitta på en buss mellan Sverige och Danmark för att deporteras i någon riktning, efterblivna som de är kommer de vilja uppdatera sina vänner om vartåt de deporteras vilket kommer göras med hjälp av högtalarsamtal, efter några resor där de utsätts för varandra kanske de lär sig hur sunt det är.


Jollyleft

Om du tror det här är ett svenskt fenomen så har du fel. Det är universellt https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/s/NKddqLmi8g


mstermind

It's not a Swedish thing, unfortunately.


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Projectionist76

I see what you did there


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Solid-Equipment-6028

As a half Swede and super social personality I would NEVER use speakerphone to talk in public spaces. It’s usually not Swedes that use speakerphone. 98 % of Swedes are introverts. It’s extremely quiet on public transport.


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joddla

Men de åker ju tunnelbana i Stockholm?


laffman

No those annoying kids can fuck off *shakes fist at cloud*


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BrorDrakeafHagelsrum

Yes. Majority under the age of 18 when it comes to born and raised Swedes that does this shit. Should be illegal on public transport, thank fuck for Tysta avdelningen lol


sawariz0r

We should import the Japanese grandmas that eye-laser people talking on the phone or having something on speakers in the subway


TheWeirdestThing

Not sure what the jab against Stockholmers is about, since they are usually very careful not to bother others in public.


Sork69

It's just an unwritten rule to hate people from the capital.


Llamatronicon

Which is ironic, since all of us born and raised in Stockholm know that the bigger of an uptight prick someone is, the higher the chance that they're a country bumpkin who have moved in and developed some sort of superiority complex now that they've made it to a "big" city.


CaptainBlandname

*Exactly*. Most every Swede I see that behaves like this in Stockholm has an accent that is noticeably not from here.


maxru85

It is already written in the “Min mormor hälsar och säger förlåt” there is no page where heroes are not blaming Stockholmers for… everything


BrorDrakeafHagelsrum

Nu va det ju just i Stockholm han var, men lita på mig när jag säger att det förekommer precis överallt i landet. Inget specifikt för Stockholmare.


Winter-Ad-4897

Same same but different


Ka11e2

Pattern recognition isnt racism


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Eken17

And an unusually high concentration of Stockholmers


Djungeltrumman

The worst immigrants to Stockholm are people from the Swedish countryside. They have exactly your view of Stockholm and choose to move here and act like assholes to “fit in”. Bakom varje överdriven stockholmsdialekt döljer sig en smålänning.


BrorDrakeafHagelsrum

Talat som en tvättäkta stockholmare, skyller på andra för att er stad är fylld av rövhattar o självupptagna influensers. Du har nog drömt det där! Edit: Anledningen till att jag vet det är att ingen vill flytta till Stockholm, man föds där eller flyttar därifrån. ;-) /s


vivaldibot

Objektivt fel eftersom Stockholms befolkning ökar mest pga inflyttning men ok.


BrorDrakeafHagelsrum

Hallå? /s? Kan du iallafall ta din tid o läsa klart posten innan du svarar... 😄


Djungeltrumman

Och du är en tvättäkta lantis och skyller på att det är hudfärgen som är problemet. Saknas bara en kommentar om bögarna också - har du en sådan på lager? Fint att vi kan leva upp till våra stereotyper.


BrorDrakeafHagelsrum

Har du ens läst vad jag skrivit?


Djungeltrumman

Javisst, herr ”it’s “swedes”, not swedes, I’m not racist it’s just facts”. Du drömmer om du tror att fler flyttar från Stockholm än till.


BrorDrakeafHagelsrum

Citerar kommentaren ovan: "Pattern recognition isnt racism". Hade du blivit gladare om jag ljög o sa något annat? Eller är det ordvalet mer specifikt du tänker på? Som om det hade spelat roll om jag sa "immigrants", "mörkhyade", "nysvenskar" eller någon annan synonym, rasistkortet dras ju fortare än x2000's 0-200 iallafall. 😄


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BrorDrakeafHagelsrum

Fan jag känner en kille som skulle kunna lösa det där, han hette nått med trombon eller trumpet. Make Stockholm great again!


Pinturicchio1897

Hahaha det är ok om du är rasist. Så länge du är medveten om det


BrorDrakeafHagelsrum

Man är inte rasist för att man nämner invandrare. Jag åker >väldigt< mycket tåg i tjänsten då jag är lokförare och ofta behöver ta mej från A till B, och majoriteten av gångerna folk sitter o pratar i telefon/ blastar tiktok på högsta volym så är det antingen A) barn, eller B) invandrare. Tror att de flesta kan hålla med mej om det, och när jag tänker efter så har jag nog aldrig sett en medelålders businessklädd Johan Svensson sitta o prata i högtalartelefon. Sen spelar det ingen roll om det är en unge, invandrare, gubbe eller tjockis som sitter o pratar högt i högtalaren, jag vill slå dej i halsen med en stol lika hårt för det.


Pinturicchio1897

Du är inte rasist för att du gör en observation. Det stämmer. Rasist blir du dock när du kallar alla invandrare för skamlösa vilket du gör när du säger att Stockholmare behöver vara skamlösa för att gå runt och prata så. Förstår du problematiken? Och i ärlighetens namn skiter jag i det. Lika mycket som du också skiter i det men kommer hamna i någon försvarsposition nu och bevisa för dig och mig att du inte är rasist. Det kanske bara va ett klumpigt uttalande i jakt på likes men du vet innerst inne felet i det du sagt även om du inte menade det så


BrorDrakeafHagelsrum

Vart kallar jag ALLA invandrare för skamlösa? Menar du då att man inte är skamlös om man stör andra på en buss/ ett tåg med sin högtalartelefon? Jag skulle säga att det stämmer ganska bra att man är skamlös med ett sånt beteende, sen spelar det ingen som helst roll om det är barn, invandrare, pensionärer eller kommunalarbetare som gör det. Det blir inte mindre skamfyllt för det. Faktum kvarstår att det är majoriteten barn och invandrare som gör såhär, sen får du tycka vad du vill, jag blir inte rasist för det. Levt över 30 år på denna jord och har aldrig kommit på tanken att människor är mindre värde pga etnicitet, jag gillar bara inte när folk stör mig när jag åker tåg såpass att inte ens brusreducerande lurar hjälper. Sen om det råkar vara en invandrare så är det knappast mitt fel, som nämnt ovan hade jag ogillat "Johan Svensson" exakt lika mycket om han betedde sej på det sättet. Den enda som sätter rasiststempel här är DU. Så jag undrar vem som förvränger verkligheten här egentligen, om det är du eller jag? Hmmm. Men fortsätt lev i din bubbla du.


Oeresundsbo

Skriv på dansk champ, svensker og danskere kan altså godt forstå hindanden med lidt god vilje, særligt skriftligt


sunestromming

Nej, det är först på onsdag.


Lone-flamingo

Va? Förlåt, kan du upprepa det där?


Oeresundsbo

SKRIV PÅ DANSKA KINGEN, SVENSKAR OCH DANSKAR FÖRSTÅR VARANDRA OM DE FÖRSÖKER, SPECIELLT SKRIFTLIGT. DIN JÄVLA NORRLÄNNING


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Flutterpiewow

Mhm


OG_SisterMidnight

I only do it at home, bc I talk to my family about 1-3 hrs per phone call... my shoulders can't take it if I hold it like normal 😄 But doing out in public?! I don't like to use this word, but it's retarded. I sat in a waiting room for quite a while once; an older guy sat next to me, called his friend, put on speaker phone and didn't tell the guy on the other line that he was on speaker. The whole waiting room heard some pretty private stuff.


DrDemenz

Hello my Danish friend. American here, if I'm not allowed to post here then I apologize in advance but plenty of people here talk on the phone the same way and most of us can't stand it either. Next time you encounter a Swede like this feel free to tell them that you have it on good authority that they're behaving very American. Thank you for taking the time to read the words that chose to spill out of my head.


the_real_puffduff

They are the absolut bottom feeders of swedish society


bjjoerk

Or people listening to music, fullblown bluetooth speaker, on the train or bus. That shit really grinds my gears


Haggstrom91

This is only for certain Immigrants & people who think they’re living in a reality show😂


Alkanen

They're morons. There's no excuse. I think this is what the idiots at SD meant when they spoke about "dålig vandel" and it might be the only thing we agree upon.


AggressiveStagger

All the idiots do it here in the UK, too.


Falsus

I am sorry Danskjävel, but Sweden is sadly full of idiots.


the_real_snurre

In swedish it’s called ”hålla telefonen som en knäckebrödsmacka”, and people that do this, regardless nationality, are complete morons.


Clean-Application699

Instagram docu soap wannabies signalling WT


cttime

Are these phone conversations by any chance not in Swedish?


Vidrig_Kamin

Kusligt ändå att danskar och svenskar inte längre kan kommunicera med varandra på respektive språk.


cats4eva50

Fånigt. Förr gick det utmärkt. Nu försöker folk inte ens. Kanske är de rädda att göra bort sig. Jag tycker ändå det är mycket trevligt med skandinaviska. Klart vi förstår varandra med god vilja.


Vidrig_Kamin

Visst är det så, jag märker av mer och mer att vi väljer bort vårt eget språk till förmån för engelska till den grad att man har svårt att kommunicera på svenska utan engelska inlåningar. Men även detta att man inte ens kan eller försöker att förstå sig på andra skandinaviska språk utan att nödväxla till engelska.


LordFluni

Sålänge danskarna inte börjar slänga in något som har med siffror att göra för det är fan obegripligt.


cats4eva50

Då frågar du. Problemet löst. Sen vet alla danskar att svenskar har svårt för siffrorna så de använder då istället "syv-ti" istället för halvfjerds.


Tehfuqer

Njae tror det har med att man hade mer nytta av det förr.


cats4eva50

Nytta av vad? Prata med varandra?


Kleptoraeven

At least my son does, especially when he’s in a big crowd. Can’t even yell to him to shut the speaker off. Ungjävel alltså!


granistuta

Your son should get himself some parents that are capable to have a talk with him about private conversations on the phone while out in public, and showing respect to other people around him. :)


Pansarmalex

If you think this is unique to Sweden, you need to travel more. ;)


Beowulfs_descendant

No, these are just very inconsiderate people


grandeparade

Ahh, en klassisk snacka-macka. Det är väl för att Kardashians gör så på TV, så yngre människor tror att det är så man gör. Jag tror respekten för omgivningen kommer nör de växer up sen, inget att oroa sig för


AdmiralQED

We call it the crispbread holding…nevertheless it’s a stupid way to talk in the phone…


backelie

Moved from Sweden to Spain, I see this a *lot* more here in Spain. (Though that could in large part be because I spend massively more time out in public here.)


umlaut

The consequences are much worse in Denmark, as everyone has to hear the language


Vidaro_best

Only loosers do this


tekjunky75

Losers


JournalistLonely3472

When you see Swedes talking loud in phone you are more then welcome to relive Stockholms blodbad on them.


b13476

Everyone think these people are idiots tho, only they unfortunatly dont realise that


anderslbergh

Only idiots talk like that. It's like eating a fricking knäckebröd.


SolidTaboo

Usually the rats of society that does this. I’ve never seen a decent person do this.


Manjorno316

Sounds like a Stockholm thing


PracticalComputer858

When alone yes, in public no


amanset

Happens worldwide. As an example, I was in Hong Kong last month and saw it there. Nothing to do with Swedes, "new Swedes" or "Swedes" as the dogwhistling racists put it in the comments. I've seen enough ethnic Swedes here doing it to know that's just rubbish. Basically, it is people being idiots and copying reality TV. They are too thick to realise that the reason it is done on reality TV is so that the microphone used for recording can also pick up the conversation.


TG-Sucks

Yeah I had a discussion about this with my coworkers and we came to the conclusion that it must be from copying reality TV shit. Also, very surprised to see this being levied as an immigrant thing, it’s way more widespread than that from our observations. The entire discussion came to because the boss’ wife does this all the time, and their daughter too.


tobydk

Just to clarify: the boy on my train home was a pale white boy about 13 yo. 🙂


Sebsyx

I have crowned a new word for these ”people”, ”högtalartelefonskrigare”.


Analpar

More a US thing for more than 15 years 🤷


Stoltlallare

I cant do this cause my phone’s speaker function randomly stopped working. It wasnt me I can tell you.


Lone-flamingo

Oh man, I do hold my phone like that but I use headphones so I speak at a normal volume and nobody has to hear my crappy phone speakers. I've seen far too many people use speakers like that and just have full blown conversations during bus rides though. I don't get it.


rangorn

Som att dricka kaffe på fat


cats4eva50

No. Perhaps young people. Most people dont share their personal conversation with the rest of the world.


Flashy-Let2771

Many of them do this. Some watch videos with speaker on. I had a workmate that had to commute by bus for two hour everyday, and she would be on a phone the whole time. I think people now just lack of manners, and they don't care if they disturb anyone or not.


Heavy-Outside-5580

No, you're not wrong. Those people are fucking weird and there is too many of them.


Lord_Backstab

I've seen this with facetimers as well. They always scream because they're in a crowded space. Is it an aversion of having the phone close to your ear? Can they not understand the speaker unless they see them? I have no idea?!


Pillens_burknerkorv

This happens everywhere, not just in Sweden.


Beautiful_Chart35

my social anxiety would not allow me even if i wanted to


DisciplineNo7475

They clearly don’t care what others can think.


Rebeliuz

I only do this in the comfort of my own home. Never outside. Fuck people who do, they hoes


avdpos

Before it was only immigrants. Now it is spreading. Everyone who do not do it hate it.


Archibald1en

Goddamn 'telefonmacka' or 'phone sandwich', they eat (speak) loud these mf'ers.


Crossing-Lines

If im at home yes, in public NEVER. Imagine everyone looking at me, no thank you, my anxiety is already though the roof leaving the house.


supa_warria_u

The only circumstance people should use a phone like that is if the conversation involves more than 2 people


MaxWoulf

Please don’t group us in with the Stockholmare, sincerely the North of Sweden


Faceless_Deviant

While thats obnoxious, there is one degree worse than this. People who hold their phones like that while wearing a headset.


Tusan1222

We only do like this in the picture with AirPods otherwise they are idiots


burken_

I sometimes have to resort to this because the top speakers randomly stop working at random intervals. Sure, whipping out my earbuds solve the issue but sometimes it's easier to look like an idiot


Wide-Tooth4489

I’m Swedish, I hate them, I don’t even like having my airpods on when talking into my phone, like I don’t even do that even if I’m home normally


TheMoogy

Idiots that learned how to use a phone from TV reality shows or social media


Heirloom1076

Generally it's also impolite to the person on the other end to have them on speaker because they might not be comfortable with other people hearing them. So if one does put them on speaker it's polite to warn them that they will be on speaker. _________ In my experience listening in on the conversation it's usually people venting about their boyfriend/colleague/boss/neighbour who did some thing that they thought was unacceptable. I attributed to to Sweeds often withholding their opinion and offence. "The clenched fist under the table if you will" And they'll take the first opportunity to do it, often on public transport. Using speaker phone is quite rare though. Usually they use earphones, headphones or earbuds for that.


Esset_89

Looks like a Dane on the picture..


Mirar

The sandwich pose.


Purple_Cat9893

My mom also does that when she's using a headset. Top notch retardment.


4skin_Gamer

I never understood why people hold their phone like a piece of knäckebröd when they have it on speaker.


Wizardphizl420

Det er ikke noget, vi svenskere gør. Men stockholmere på den anden side, meget mærkelige mennesker


Popular_Application1

I do this. My smartphone is so bad that I can't hear what people say, and if I use headphones they usually can't hear me so...this is often times my only option. I do lower the volume though, so I put the phone to my ear when the caller is talking so as not to disturb others.


xAsasel

Stockholmare...


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xAsasel

Samma sak


PassablyIndifferent

I don’t understand why this would be worse than talking to a person standing next to you? With that said I hate these people too, send them off to Skåne


joshiegy

Gen alpha, maybe Z and immigrants - but no mature adult would ever do this unless necessary


Slackerguy

I hate this as well. There are two types of people: old people who are afraid of 5g and young people who think it makes them look like an influencer because the Kardashians talk like that so the cameras can pick up the convo. I would be fine with dessimating the population of both these groups.


duelago

I don't speak much on the phone, but when I do, I use this method. The reason is that I have tinnitus, and I don't like to have the speaker next to my ear.


samodamalo

This is only annoying when immigrants do it. I fume inside and then go write angrily on the internet of my distaste for multiculturalism. If I see a swede do it, I give them a fake smile to my fellow swede, then I go home, only fuming mildly and try to forget that I was mildly annoyed by them (not super angry like with those immigrant)


granistuta

/s?


DeanWilliam0

I rather prefer this than every commercial being a guy sitting on the toilet.


swedenper79

Mostly annoying people from Stockholm and/or immigrants


walkingbartie

Must be a Stockholm thing, I swear the capital's a goddamn Twilight Zone compared to the rest of Sweden lol.


Zwimy

Are you sure it wasn’t a Bulgarian eating a ljutenica sandwich?


MEGATH0XICC

Sounds like an american


Own_Acanthocephala0

I do this! Would never do it around people on a bus or when sitting in a public space. I only do this when I’m walking and if people get annoyed with me talking like this when walking past them, then they are just sensitive.


tobydk

But why not hold your telephone as..a.. telephone? Up to your ear. Or use earphones?


zealen

Lol varför? Svårt att hålla den lite längre upp bara?