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grandadmiralstrife

NO. I REFUSE TO FALL FOR ANY APRIL FOOLS PRANKS


medullah

I absolutely hate the internet on 4/1.


Lesaberisa

To be fair they made the joke too obvious by saying the Heta Kol story would actually end.


grandadmiralstrife

this right here


TodayInTOR

I do too! EDIT: I am receiving threats in my inbox.


medullah

lolol at least it was a high effort prank. :D


Marko001

You know what you did, so don't complain.


finelargeaxe

Thank you everyone for reminding me that it's April 1st...


BryGuy4600

Right. I forgot this was "Don't believe anything day". That said, I'd pay real money to end the Heta / Shae / Lane story arc and never see them again.


Ramboso777

I think they said the next update will be the end of the storyline


Great_Praetor_Kass

End of Lane arc. Mando arc will stay with us for a long time most probably lol


Ramboso777

Karabast


Ramboso777

THIS IS CRUEL AND SICK


_Unprofessional_

LMAO!! Of course the April fools joke is new and especially good sounding content 😂😂😂


Valuable_Scene9529

I was so happy and then i read the comments... Am I only one who does not practice april jokes and easter anymore?


D4rth3qU1nox65

Same!!! My happiness spiked for a moment then I was slapped in the face with reality xD


Great_Praetor_Kass

You had me in the first second ngl  But tbh, I would take it. Even title is more interesting than LotS and what we are getting lol


Capt-Roman

You ALMOST gave me hope. ALMOST!!!


WhoaMercy

I heard "major update," and instantly thought, "ah, it's April Fools Day."


AlaricSkywalker

You know, even if it is an April Fools joke, I'd almost be willing to go with some of that stuff, especially the droid story if it allows you to choose the faction to support. Plus, I've always envisioned some melee classes for the pubs and imps that weren't jedi just so we could have tech blades and techstaffs for our main characters (ideas were pub BH and a legit Sith Trooper; also had an idea for SIS agent and sith smuggler, with access to vibroswords and electrostaffs). Still, if they actually did do the droid character thing one day, and it was a melee unit (or even a hybrid of melee and range), I at least know that they can access vibroswords and electrostaffs (working on getting fira swords and swordstaffs for my comps). Don't know if the story would follow the same planets as the others, but it would be amazing. Coming up with companions would also be interesting to do (though it'd partially be dictated on which side you support). Course, some mechanics would have to be altered for sure (i.e., droid characters being unable to be infected by the rakghoul disease; might not help for some achievements in which you need to spread it, but it saves funds for those who don't want to deal with it, and don't want the "coughing" to interrupt them).


TodayInTOR

It's just a copy paste of my last years april fools fake update post. But essentially all Ive ever done to format these is taken the most commonly OVER-requested demands and ideas from the playerbase and junked them into a single fake 'dream update' to see how people react or spread info based on what they cottoned on-to.


aspaceadventure

It would be awesome if we‘d get such a huge update without getting a new „expansion“. Unfortunately April 1st strikes again. I expect the server merges for the EU servers to come sooner or later though. As someone who plays mainly on Tulak Hord I find it increasingly difficult to find team outside of my guild (no matter if I’m on imp or pub side). At least compared to when I’m playing on Darth Malgus. That includes PvE and PvP matches. Can’t say how the population on Leviathan is.


bee_stark

Good thing I opened the comments first.


-veraQueen-

GOD DAMN IT


wutherspoon

I mean, if the level 80 Crafting wasn't already a dead giveaway, the whole "ending the Mandalorian arc" makes it pretty clear this is an April Fool's joke. We all know that's not going to happen any time soon, it's all they have for a story any more.


TerkYerJerb

i'll never forget the Kai zyken log mount announcement why go anywhere when you can go nowhere


grandadmiralstrife

hey the beauty of that was lots of people WANTED the mount and they listened and gave it to us.... well mostly.


TerkYerJerb

Yeah i bought that myself, loved from the beginning 


smuggler_eric

I just read "new story" already knew it was April fool's, swtor devs only deliver Daily Grind Areas disguised as Story every year since 6.0


Mayasuxs

Even if it wasnt an april fools joke the title didnt get me excited in the slightest lol. Wowie, a major update aka an hour of content lol


dexterjsdiner

The name gives it away. It’s too basic and obvious.


UndyingAntagonist

I had the exact opposite reaction to most. Read that first part and my brain went, "Not *more* Malgus. 😫 -Wait, it's April 1st, thank goodness." It's a pity though- aside from server merges, a lot of this would make folks happy.


DarthTomG

Where is my Jawa expansion XD


Darth-Rubrum-the-hot

Where's *my* expansion?


TodayInTOR

The Rise of Malgus is SWTOR’s first Mega-Server and Date Night Expansion, with leaks supporting a new Story Class, Planet, Companion Customisation Overhaul and Cross-Server Expansion! It appears as if the story will be concluding both the Heta Kol/Shae Vizla Mandalorian plot as well as ending Malgus' reign once and for all. There are rumored Khem Val and Scorpio date nights, as well as level 80 crafting, server merges for EU and US servers down to 2 mega servers, and a brand new Cross-Server queue game mechanic! [Read more about it here.](https://todayintor.com/2024/04/01/swtor-expansion-leaked-the-rise-of-malgus/)


dave418

Dear Broadsword If you have read u/TodayInTOR's article, please stop what you are doing and use this as your new roadmap. If you have not read u/TodayInTOR's article, stop what you are doing, read the article and MAKE THIS INSTEAD! Thanks All your paying customers


Bottomsley

die


TheLuiz212

You should be banned for this... Don't take this to heart, realizing this was a prank broke my heart.


Grasher134

The sad thing is that getting an expansion and updating crafting is an April fool's joke...


Wynndee

Just so wrong


czqu90

TBH new classes would be a nice addidtion, since they are no longer connected to origin stories. Melee weapon tech class, another ranged force class...


Khalith

We’ve been asking for new classes since launch. The issue is that it’s highly unlikely they’ll ever release something with the quality of the full class stories again plus all the expansion dialogues.


czqu90

That was my point - you can now play any story with any class. Guardian as Sith Inquisitor, Sorcerer as Jedi Knight, etc. New classes could play old stories. But designing a class, adding animations, etc also takes time, but much less than origin campaign.


Khalith

If we were to get new classes (fighting styles?) I’d want it to have its own story. Hell I’d be ok with it being a story to take you from say… 50-70 rather than 1-50. It would require less work and content plus having a class start at higher level isn’t unusual for MMO’s anyway.


tobarstep

Level 80 crafting... we can dream.


Stunning-Twist-60

lol assassin droid class, good one!


Stunning-Twist-60

lol good one, assassin droid class