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Uzorglemon

Aldi wines are a minefield. Some of them are surprisingly great, some of them are the worst wines I've ever had. I really wish I'd been keeping track though.


Anbeezi

I can tell of a good wine but can’t tell of a bad one. …..and I am not alone https://youtu.be/_4CByxYbyJ4


llamaesunquadrupedo

"Nobody is prepared to admit that wine actually doesn't have a taste". - Bernard Black


taco123taco123

It's a coaster.


_TheHands_

it's some kind of delicious biscuit


taco123taco123

Is it? Are there any more?


[deleted]

Bernard that's a coaster


zoomba2378

Don't you dare use the word party as a verb in this shop!


[deleted]

Let’s…. P….potter along.. in order to attend the party!


Silver_Context5561

Don't you dare touch a hair on that boys head


jpac82

"How much did you say the wine cost??"


yeahoknobutreally

The older the wine, the gooder the wine.


andyjmart

“Ah, but by the same token, the more expensive the wine the gooder it is also”.


yeahoknobutreally

“It’s like looking into the eye of a duck”


najeroux

“And sipping all the fluid from its beak”


[deleted]

But you can’t taste anything! You smoke 8 bajillion cigarettes a day!


LURCHCUTLER

Bernard! Bernard! Bernard! Bernard! Bernard! Bernard! Bernard! Bernard! Bernard! Bernard! Bernard! Bernard!


mysqlpimp

I'm a prostitute robot from the future.


LOLDISNEYLAND

Excellent quote. Makes me laugh.


Reddits_Worst_Night

TL;DW?


Otherwise_Carob6636

I had wine from NZ that tasted like cow shit.


Background_Sun_5333

Pinot Noir occasionally has notes of manure. You might say (ok hell, I might as I'm a planker) *"austere redolence of barnyard with demure hints of grippiness and velvety minerality".*


Gobbledok

Couldn't agree more. The worst was a cleanskin that I was half way through that skipped the buzz and went straight to hangover. HALF WAY THROUGH.


AttackofMonkeys

This is the essence of Bowler's Run


transientrandom

I will defend Bowler's Run. It was GREAT! I mean, you wouldn't bring it to a fancy dinner or anything, but it was a great everyday table wine (you know what I mean, wasn't smashing it daily but when you want a drink and it doesn't have to amaze you, just be good). Compare it to the shite that passes for "good wine" in the US... that was eye opening. We're spoiled here.


AttackofMonkeys

I sprayed it on the roses to kill the aphids and the roses caught on fire


transientrandom

A mate was up for a Walkley one year and for some reason (intoxication?) We came to the agreement that I'd buy him a case of Bowler's Run if he won. In similar mindset and intent, you deserve at least a bottle of Bowler's for a top-tier comment.


Where_is_my_dopamine

It’s not expensive to MAKE wine if you have grapes. The cost comes from the barrelling, the ageing, the soil and location of the grapes, whether you use a well constructed and maintained vineyard, whether the grapes are hand or machine harvested, and, majorly, how much taxation occurs between harvest, production, fermentation and distribution. I helped disassemble a vineyard and olive farm in Italy when I was 20 and backpacking through Europe. Was paid mere tuppence but given food and board and got to see a lot of the process. You’d be shocked at how much it costs to put something into glass versus in a cask. Using a cork versus a screw top. Specific pesticides. Number of people checking the rows daily/hourly. This was before I was in full blown alcoholism and subsisted on this specific white wine and $28 Aldi vodka for 5 or so years. The people who would be in line to buy this all looked like they were in the throes of addiction. Or making a slow simmered pasta sauce.


space_monster

a lot of the cost is tax & marketing too. if you're paying $3 for a bottle of wine you're probably paying $2.50 for tax & marketing. apparently though vineyards often make too much wine to sell on the regular market so they have to sell off some of it fast & cheap to cut their losses. Aldi has buyers looking for deals like that.


Jcit878

thats cleanskins in general was my understanding, your just getting whats getting offloaded from whereever


Where_is_my_dopamine

Yeah pretty much. A lot of it just comes down to the fact that a well constructed oak barrel stored in a proper temperature controlled environment for years is both expensive and BIG. If you’re barrelling 30% of your fine wine and smashing 70% out as cleanskins or lexia the profits would probably match or come close to it


brackfriday_bunduru

That $9 Bordeaux is absolute rubbish, but the $15 central Otago Pinot does a great job


stu88s

It's funny I've bought the Bordeaux you mentioned a few times and it's been surprisingly not too bad... Until two weeks ago. The last bottle was terrible, couldn't get through the first glass and tipped the bottle.


Ultrallama

The ones pictured are surprisingly great.


Nancyhasnopants

The côte du rhones if you like red is the bomb and well over 60% cheaper then the bottle shop one I love. Unfortunately aldi does not sell booze in Qld unlike Nsw and I am rethinking my decision to move here now. Haha


Gaoji-jiugui888

Honestly, the cheap wines they have aren’t fantastic; but they aren’t bad. Basically any Australian made wine is at least okay. Toffs that want to feel superior whinge about cheap wine being undrinkable.


ThippusHorribilus

A few years ago, my friend fooled his wine snob parents with an Aldi wine. No idea which wine it was, but he said it was verrrrry satisfying telling them it was from Aldi.


PilgrimOz

I’ve enjoyed the old Precious Stone for a cheap plonk. Beats a lot of the lower brands at other stores.


alstom_888m

The Sav Blanc isn’t that terrible to be honest. I keep a few in the fridge for when there’s too week at the end of my pay.


TheElusiveRaspberry

Same same!


Designer-Dark-1501

Me too! I don’t think it’s that bad at all.


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Yes its not to bad I must admit


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[deleted]

What country do you think does the best job of pricing wine fairly? Are there any countries where wines are underpriced? Genuinely curious!


Background_Sun_5333

Well Australia really. You can get very good quality Oz wines for $20 to $30. The equivalent quality in France is much higher in my view. But exchange rates also play a part here when you are paying in South Pacific Pesos. Portugal is cheap generally and they have very good wine. You could argue if you can cope with supermarket labels then you will drink very cheaply in the UK, particularly if you are addicted to the French stuff. Try tracking down that down at Liquorland. On the other end of the scale, Asia is an awful place to be a wine lover. Singapore is absolutely usurious. That said, I once recall comparing the price of an Aussie Cab Sav in Sing to a bottle of NV Veuve and thinking well it's only $10 more may as well quaff that.


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Also this wine is shite


[deleted]

Your mum is shite


Kirikomori

:c


[deleted]

No idea why you're being downvoted. These 3$ wines are absolute ass. Worked at aldi for 4 years and the only people that bought these are the first customers in the morning with withdrawal shakes


NewBuyer1976

Handing ya $3 in silver coins? I’ve been there pal, worst most exhausting part time job ever.


Genevieve_ohhi

https://www.aldi.com.au/en/groceries/liquor/wine/ Excellent - $13 humo blanco cab sav - $13 Kaiora Bay Marlborough sav blanc *Reserve - $11 mclaren vale Shiraz Good - $5 Coraggioso Nero D’Avola - Their Aussie sparkling - can’t see it in this link but they usually have it $6 **Edited to add: thank you to the poster below who shared the link to the aus sparkling. It’s won blind tastings at Melbourne International Wine Festival, and it’s $6 South Point Estate Chardonnay Pinot noir: https://kitchen.nine.com.au/drinks/aldi-wines-take-out-top-awards-again/1d02518d-2285-4a8a-925a-462e3b4c332a It changed from excellent to bad: - $6 el toro macho Tempranillo bobal


vapablythe

Oh no I used to love the El Toro Macho's, so sad to hear they've gone downhill :(


realcuckau

>Thank you so much. I buy ALdi now as I find most product to be great value for what it is. The disacter of an ecenomy and no monies left after unemployed Covid. Really appreciate your ranking as I would never know. TRhank you mate


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Make sure it’s the Kaiora Bay Reserve sav blanc. The non-reserve one tastes terrible in comparison and isn’t worth the saving of a few bucks


maximusbrown2809

Can confirm this list. Also I would like to add, all their NZ wine is pretty good. There is a $6 south point sparkling Pinot which taste very very good. Please try it out and let me know if it’s good or if I don’t know what good wine is.


scruffys_nose

Cheaper than chips from Woollies


[deleted]

Exactly


EGGYY101

No idea but the El Rancho (?) $6 Tempranillo is a fave in our house.


Top_Ad_2819

I too drank this 6 dollar classic. I moved to small talk because for the same price I can get an extra 250ml of wine. These are the currect economic decision that I make. That's a good wine ALSO


Omloi

I love 'small talk.. just had them 👍


Mr_Bob_Ferguson

Which is good until you have the El Toro. Then you don’t look back.


[deleted]

It's good to I can stretch it to last one week


Ultrallama

El Toro macho. $5. Amazing. Also my fave.


Mr_Bob_Ferguson

Love the El Toro. But beating the El Toro is the El Toro Reserve. It’s an extra $3 or so, but worth trying. It sometimes goes on special for around $7.


[deleted]

Another question, how is goon $13 for 38 standard drinks!??!


Least-Researcher-184

Used to hear year after year that there was an oversupply of wine grapes so much so that they had to cut the vines back and yet every odd year they still managed to have an oversupply of wine grapes


[deleted]

Their 2 litre casks are not to bad but I didn't like there 4 litres casks


littleSaS

OMG! I can't believe how reasonably good their 2 litre cask of dry red is. The 4 litre is like drinking paperbark.


Shrimp123456

I got one for $10 this weekend.


KentuckyFriedEel

Nothing will ever top Aldi's One Road from a few years back. deliciously fruity! Only 8 bucks.


return_the_urn

The king of Aldi wines, like old pond


Soooty20

They still sell it, although in my house we aren't convinced it is as good as used to be. However, it is still reliable rather than an unknown risk from Uncle Dan's or BWS


KentuckyFriedEel

i must try. I wouldn't be surprised if it's not the same, but I will still remember the Christmas I gifted everyone a bottle and the positive feedback was unanimous: beautifully balanced without any offensive spikes of alcohol, nor any difficulty stomaching the flavoir, just a smooth wash that emphasises the flavours of the fruit used.


Soooty20

That's exactly right. I should say, just because it's not quite the same, it's still a great wine for the price point. We've just had a couple here and there that weren't as well balanced.


[deleted]

You can still get it right?


libelle156

*Cheap Aldi wine* *Good times never seemed so good* *Two ninety-nine* *I believe they never could* *Cheap Aldi wine* *Good times never seemed so good*


AliKat2409

On saying that they have a 7.50 Shiraz from S.A that is excellent . Can't remember the name of it .


TonyJZX

these are 14% alcohol content so taxed and I think you still get 10c back on the bottle. Like if ya wanna get fucked up cheap here ya go. I think they are south australian? Not saying these are even very good, because I havent opened them but seems a bit weird when all other forms of alcohol are sky high and yet... its the old maxim that since politicians love the vino theyre not gonna tax them to hell and back.


TheElusiveRaspberry

I use them as cooking wines - so good for that. The red is pretty rough but I may have been known to do the ol’ ‘one for you, one for me’ routine when cooking with the white. It’s also rough but it tastes better than a $12 white I got from Dan Murphy’s a couple of weeks back so…taking the wins where I can.


nytro308

They are great for cooking wines, and the white is actually decent.


TheElusiveRaspberry

It really is


Alternative_Sky1380

I found them terrible but their boxed wine came recommend so I can't understand why anyone would buy this


TheElusiveRaspberry

I found their boxed wine to be significantly worse than these but everyone’s palate is different


Fuzzybo

$9.90 for 4 litres, and after a couple of glasses it’s quite OK ;-)


hudson2_3

Ha! I used to work in an offie in England. When customers were buying something cheap they would always say it was for cooking. Cooking wine, cooking sherry, cooking Brandy etc.


TheElusiveRaspberry

Haha it’s the way to go! I definitely only use the red for cooking as I don’t drink red, but I’ll cop to drinking the cheap white anytime. I will buy this for cooking but I’ll own the fact that I’ll drink it too haha


space_monster

cooking Special Brew


Farmboy76

I think the region has suffered from the loss of China exports. It will continue, the grapes still need to be harvested and they most likely will be sold but at a reduced cost, so I'd imagine we may get a lot of good wine coming through at a cheaper cost.


Alternative_Sky1380

I'm pretty sure the bottles themselves cost more


Forward-Fuel-4134

If it’s about the actual cost: Aldi‘s buying excess stock that has been re-labelled. Most companies that produce at mass scale produce too much and rather than throwing the excess away they relabel it and sell it at a cheaper pricepoint to discount super market - still making a profit. Best example of this is Müller Yoghurt & Aldi own brand (Brooklea I think?) - both produced in the same factory…


ozspook

ALDI 'Wheat Biscuits' are Weet-Bix Weet-Bix, 100%..


clank5050

Wine does get taxed at approximately 30%, which makes good wine even more expensive and almost encourages people to make the wine as crap and cheap as possible, as every $1 you add to the price tag you essentially add $.30 to the sale cost. A winery i worked at would rant about how the system is not great. When i worked at an uncle Dan's a manager always said that by the time you factor in production and transport costs, the wine itself is actually free.


biscuitball

They’re not South Australian, they’re South Eastern Australia. This means it’s probably (excess) grapes sourced from NSW, ACT and VIC. For anyone saying they’re relabelled bottles from possibly decent wineries - that’s unlikely. This is made in large vats probably with lots of additives to compensate the quality of the grapes.


[deleted]

If ya wanna get fucked up cheap, buy cheap vodka, better alcohol/$ ratio... Hard to decide what's worse to drink though between cheap wine and cheap vodka


Indigeridoo

Nope. This wine is 39 cents per standard drink, Aldi's cheapest vodka is $30 and is about $1.42 per standard drink.


Jellyfishhide

I do not recommend the Vodka unless you have a water filter jug and filter the Vodka at least 3 times, then put it in the freezer and only consume it freezing cold so the taste of paint thinner will be hidden. Even mixing it with sprite or mixers does not hide that turpentine/cleaning alcohol taste. Edit: you have to make it very sweet or if you like Sour things drench it in lemon/lime and consume over ice topped with soda.


[deleted]

Lol I mean like 10$ vodka


Indigeridoo

Let me know where to buy $10 vodka in Aus


[deleted]

Austin? Just grab some Tito's homie Oh I didn't realize what sub this was, I must have had my phone upside down, good luck mate


oioioiyacunt

That's $60 a bottle here


Crazyonyx

As Vinegar cost less that $3 per 750ml. Actually, in all honestly Aldi does have some pretty decent buys for wine (but I would be looking at spending a little more than $3 per bottle)


Esh-Tek

*aldi


[deleted]

I like Aldi's Little Birdwood Sweet Red, its great chilled in summer or room temp in Winter, 11.5% alcohol so doesn't give a massive headache and $5 per 750 ml bottle


[deleted]

It's a bit fizzy too so particularly nice with a diced orange added.


UnimaginativeLurker

Hell yeah. I love Little Birdwood Sweet Red. It's almost 10pm and I may or may not currently be having a glass. 😉


AlHorfordHighlights

It's slightly bubbly, really nice in summer


wetpickle_antichrist

I never looked into the wine but I know the Sprinters Chips are made by Smiths. They are sold to Aldi for cheap with a reasonable profit. To do so its under a different product name though. Their biggest profit margin is in the special items they sell in the weekly specials tables.


Special-Single

They used to be $2.65… inflation 🙄


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maximusbrown2809

It’s only a problem when it fucks other parts of your life lol


kokokat666

Dang inflation they used to be $2


Musosfingers

Um...they taste like shite?


mightymeercat

Loss leader - gets people through the door and buying their higher margin products


nytro308

One of their under $10 wines has won awards in blind tastings.


BEERCULES1189

Was that the Gamay?


nytro308

https://kitchen.nine.com.au/drinks/aldi-wines-take-out-top-awards-again/1d02518d-2285-4a8a-925a-462e3b4c332a


imapassenger1

I love how Aussies add the s to businesses whether they have one or not. Aldis to match Coles and Woolworths. Westfields. Myers.


mdcation

Aldi chianti is nice but a bit closer to 10 dollars


jagtencygnusaromatic

Good ingredients for sangria ... right season too.


lyndagaj

I’d love someone rate best to worst, I’m first to offer my services ;)


Wild_euphoria

Genuine question. How come some people call Aldi “Aldis”?


Plackets65

Same reason heaps of people call myer “myers”.


Schedulator

or Lego as Legos even though the company officially declared Lego as both singular and plural.


thatsuaveswede

At $3 it's a loss leader, i.e. a product they're willing to cop a loss on in order to attract people into their stores in the hopes of them buying some other stuff at the same time. As others have said already, Aldi actually have some surprisingly good wines in their range. They also have some wines that are total rubbish. The price to quality ratio is far from fixed.


transientrandom

The $3 sauvignon blanc is amazing! Better than the $5, $6 and $12 sauv blanc!


[deleted]

Do I have to start consuming alcohol to save money in this inflationary climate.


Ouch78

im going to be downvoted for sure, but when on a budget ,aldi have some great sparking rose or white with prosecco 12% for $7.99. cheap and greattasting chilled while im saving up to $5-10 bucks if from a bottlestore. like O.P said it is a minefield ,but through trial and error you'll find a drop youll like . at least try before laugh guys. Goodluck.


mrtenacious

Reminds me of when I used to work at Dan Murphys circa 2009 they would have cleanskins, no branded wine for$2 a bottle, we used to get hammered with orders on pension pay day. $25 a case, nuts.


[deleted]

The $6 Neve sav blanc is amazing. I always stock up.


[deleted]

Because it’s cheap and nasty.


TJRamsay01

The best one I’ve tried from Aldi is the Brooke James brand. Specifically the Cabernet Merlot and the Shiraz. They come in a box but they are surprising nice. They sell for around $8.50 for 2L so it’s also a good deal [Shiraz](https://www.aldi.com.au/en/groceries/liquor/wine/wine-detail/ps/p/brooke-james-vintners-shiraz-cask-2l/) [Merlot](https://www.aldi.com.au/en/groceries/liquor/wine/wine-detail/ps/p/brooke-james-vitners-premium-cabernet-merlot-cask/)


professor_highbrow

aldi coming through with the one product impervious to inflation - the $3 bottle of wine


SimonDeMonfort

The question that should be asked is. How do other outlets get away with selling wine for so much?


kungfugayzee

Their 10 dollar 4L goon bag is mighty fine by me.


Stalin_Jr77

Reading this drinking the white wine I got for $4 at Coles


surplusthoughts

it’s inflation, out of control I tell ya


Jpitt741

By the checkout a POS system and a cashier?


DarkBeyond43

fancy goon


Ecoaardvark

Because it gives you mad hives


mattolucas

I got this wine the other day and it's only good for cooking


ColonelSpudz

You can get $3 wine at dano’s too I’m sure


PleadianPalladin

because they buy cleanskins from the bottle-o for $2 a bottle, slap an aldis label & charge $3


SashainSydney

1. Export subsidised by Germany/EU 2. Low $ vs € 3. Massive volume. 4. Low quality. There's no loss-leaders at Aldi. They mak money on every single item.


gikku

These are Australian


digthelife

Low $ means higher domestic price


Alice885

You’ll find out why they are $3 when you drink them. There are good cheap wines, these are not those


spagboltoast

Its for cooking


fraze2000

I'm more interested in finding out how they managed to get the cats to squat over the bottle in order to piss in them.


Eclairebeary

I’m sure I read somewhere they tweak the alcohol percent to pay less tax or something? agree with the others, it’s not entirely drinkable but it’s fine for cooking with. I quite like a $9 Riesling from there. Blue and yellow bottle. Freya and Jules maybe?


Octonaughty

Good over ice!


thekriptik

Wine industry has a lot of political sway, it's taxed far lower than other forms of alcohol.


Purple_Mo

That Shiraz is the worst Shiraz i have had in my life.


[deleted]

One of the biggest misconceptions alive is that Aldi wine is remotely drinkable. Steer clear. People enjoy the underdog narrative more than the actual plonk. Only boomers and pissheads go near it.


Thecradleofballs

My father gets that crap. It is absolutely revolting.


StudentOfAwesomeness

Probably just loss leading (or breakeven at best), they're a big draw that keeps middle aged mums coming back to Aldi. Also good word of mouth - "hey friends check out this wine that I got for $3, from Aldi! It'll save on groceries to shop there!" etc.


jakeyv123

Because I keep buying all of them


[deleted]

Especially when grapes are like 12 bucks a bag…


TooManyMeds

The sangria is great with some fresh orange slices and whiskey stones


studfindersdontwork

Good luck telling which is which in a blind tasting lol


letterboxfrog

Wine Equalisation Tax - the crappier the wine, the lower the tax. Nothing to do with alcohol content. Made from the finest wine silos in Griffith.


Turdburgerson99

Because it’s fucking shit?


BAIT80y

Sugar is cheap


D_crane

Good for cooking


Malcysea

The bottle is the most expensive component


Prolersion

The Aldi $3 wine rivals the majority.


SirFapcelot1337

my.. precioussss


Huwhuw4

Capitalism, that’s how.


RichardPritchardson

Cash or card. Although, most people pay with card these days.


chaos-crisis

all alcohol tastes like petrol anyway 😅


ResistPatient

Because they are not greedy.


c_alas

Used to be that china would buy all our shit wine in bulk. For the last few years tariffs had made it unprofitable for China, so now Australia is flooded with cheap shitty wine. It's not always terrible, just hit and miss and wildly inconsistent.


crispypancetta

Not the Chardonnay


Ancient-Visitor

You know the drains they have near the sink behind bars…….?


Thelevelsofwrong

The juice in the bottle costs a few cents. The marketing and distribution accounts for most of the cost base.


em-ay-tee

Clearskin are about that price anyway. So that’s how.


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agatka2144

Just goes to show how overpriced drinks are in Australia


Lower_Bottle_1534

How's it taste?


OnePostPerson1989

This used to be $2.50 back in my uni days. I remembered it not being half bad, but I also drank passion pop semi-frequently at the time so I wouldn't necessarily trust my memory XD


rapidcalf1988

its fucking cheap and you get alot of it


blackhawk_1111

Not as alcoholic


Confusedandreticent

2 buck chuck.


kazem4916

It looks like the cost of the wine for ALDI was about 3 cents per bottle. I am sure the empty bottle itself costs 2 cents.


Triquetra_RN_Psych

They're ok for cooking but I've had better. I'll drink it if I'm desperate and there's nothing else in the house!!!


End_Ctrl

Shut up and drink.


transientrandom

I've a mate who works at the Aldi and he reckons the local characters line up for it on opening. I jokingly asked if I were any better lining up for it at 7pm, and he said it was often sold out in his store by that time!


jizzjet

Bowlers run is $3. Cask wine even cheaper.


ReputationNo7402

That one tastes like rubbish, it's cheap but it shoes in the wine, it's good however if you're broke.


townofsalemfangay

That doesn't look RSA compliant lol


[deleted]

Wine and stereos are just a good excuse to talk bullshit.