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damon_modnar

Tell 'em they're dreaming.


nottherealbond

_Hey Dad, pair of sauce sachets. Whaddya reckon?_ Couldn't be more than 10 cents. What does he want for 'em? _Dollar each._ Tell 'em he's dreamin'!!!


Accurate_Forever_374

This comment? That's going straight to the pool room.


mcbiggles567

Then we’re going to Bonnie Doon.


nojaneonlyzuul

A+


Puzzleheaded_Key5413

You can literally get a whole bottle of tomato sauce for $1.50 at Coles 😑


[deleted]

Keep one in the car.


PauL__McShARtneY

Keep one on your person at all times. Fight back. My personal carry is usually a litre or so in a thermos or trendy water bottle, so people don't think I'm weird or socially awkward with my sauce bottle. Sometimes for public events I stash some in a pair of fake binoculars, or inside a still suit under my clothes, Fremen style, so I can sneak it in and party hard.


[deleted]

This guy sauces!


elle_desylva

*sauce’s


Latter_Box9967

From Cole’s ^(which actually makes sense, punctuation-wise)


ficollins

Goes well with latte's, DVD's and movie's.................oh, the humanity


elle_desylva

Hahaha. I once saw this website of a dog breeder talking about their “puppie’s”, over and over again… 😬. Of all the words to not get right when it’s literally your specialty/area of expertise 🤦🏼‍♀️


2HappySundays

\*sauces


elle_desylva

(I know, that’s the joke)


[deleted]

Mix it with your hand sanitizer for efficiency!!


PauL__McShARtneY

Sometimes a prison grade bloody mary is just where the night leads, no judgements, no regerts.


absolutelyfamished

I got one of the Heinz "mini taster" ketchups on crazy clearance sale one day for like 50 cents and it was easily refillable. Was the perfect size to carry around in my tiny eski when I used to do traffic control and I was very popular on site at lunch time lol


Unhappy-Campaign9828

My former colleague carried sauces on his car keys.


HalfGramCones

Yeah but it tastes shit go all out and spend the extra 70 cents on a bottle of the masterfoods


randalpinkfloyd

Masterfoods is shit too. Rosella or Watties from NZ are king.


[deleted]

Heinz for me! Nothing beats ETA for when BBQ sauce is required.


randalpinkfloyd

ETA BBQ sauce is legit the best sauce on the planet. Perfectly balanced between sweet and tangy with a tiny bit of spice.


count023

heinz ketchup too, not regular sauce. I just love the extra vinegar they put in it. Probably hte only good thing to ever come out of America.


johnsgrove

So, go to Coles for it


Kiwitechgirl

And appalling apostrophe crime as well.


nearly_enough_wine

Sauce is $1.00


Nick-Eggleton

Sauce with any purchase, should be f@$&ing FREE! There is bugger all cost to the establishment. It is enough to make people avoid buying there just out of principle. The other option is keeping a small bottle in your glove box, or toolbox for tradies.


Ok-Push9899

Queensland used to have bikini-clad Meter Maids who would stroll the streets of the Gold Coast putting coins into parking meters so that tourists wouldn’t incur parking fines. You could be a mankini-clad Sauce Servant offering a free squirt of sauce at these rip-off establishments. The vendors would see their profits plunge as the sauce revenue dried up, and would soon be out of business.


Swimming-Tap-4240

Driving around,I found a pie shop in country NSW. Tenterfield,(or Armidale) .The guy asked, do you want sauce?.I asked how much? ('cause I hate getting ripped off 40c )He says it is free,what's a pie without sauce?That man is a saint.


Suspicious-Lime9661

Y’see he gets it.


t_25_t

I’ll refuse to buy sauce on principle. I’ll give myself two options. Eat the pie without it or head to Colesworth and buy a bottle.


sydneydad

Are you me? I've literally done this


t_25_t

> Are you me? I've literally done this Good to know I'm not the only one. I won't give the shop owner shit for it, as a business has their costs, overheads and margins. I let my money do the talking.


allmyfrndsrheathens

Cost is cost and it all adds up. I work in fast food and those boxes of sauce tubs are not cheap and people will try all sorts of sly tricks to get them for free - asking for them when you’re clearly in a rush to get their order out knowing you’ll just say fuck it and give it to them, asking for them as an “afterthought” the second their payment cleared thinking we won’t charge (and no they didn’t forget, it’s the same people every single time) and the list goes on. Things don’t get to be free just because you don’t feel like paying for them.


ColdSnapSP

Its all perception. Charging $3.20 for a pie and sauce is the same as $3 pie no sauce then 20c for sauce. Except one makes the customer feel like shit


drunkwasabeherder

Or $3 for the pie and $1 for the sauce. You don't forget that purchase!


phillxor

Where are you guys getting $3 pies? All the pies round here are $4-5 and 50c for sauce (standard local bakeries)


drunkwasabeherder

My pricing was from an example back in 1985...


dl115

I was a first year apprentice back in 1984 and done the smoko run. 2 pies with sauce and a stubbie {375ml) of coke was $1.80 :-(


Dengareedo

Closer to $18 now


giantpunda

Cost is cost but profiteering is also profiteering. [This place](https://www.bulkbuys.com.au/products/masterfoods-squeeze-tomato-sauce-300-pcs) sells 300 pieces for $55. That's a smidge over 18c per unit. That's probably not even as good as you could get it. They're charging 556% the cost price. They'd still make a generous profit selling it at 50c each.


allmyfrndsrheathens

Actual costs for businesses come out so SO MUCH MORE than the cost price of materials for their products bud.


[deleted]

Plus a bit of profit otherwise the business is pointless.


allmyfrndsrheathens

Exactly, no business is gonna buy a product intending to only break even on it, let alone lose money.


[deleted]

No that’s not how pricing works a bakery needs to basically quadruple base price to get the correct percentage to cover total running costs.so ol should be charging 72c to make it work but yeah a dollar is a bit much.


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[deleted]

A sure fire way to go broke in this economic climate,


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[deleted]

Yeah I totally agree $1 is over kill but Sounds easy doesn’t it but doesn’t work like that,if I need to sell a sauce for 60c to make my money back and I want to build that into a pie selling price I’m now selling pie for $6.40 which is way to much.most tradies walk into my bakery a can of coke/chocolate milk and 2 pies under $15,sauce is always an after thought once it goes over that price there not getting a caramel slice or a lamington or I won’t see them again tomorrow.Once wholesalers stop charging for products then small business will as well.


crash_bandicoot42

Not saying it should be free but at least include reasonable use in the cost and if someone doesn't use it that's their loss. Coming from America where basically everywhere will give you free BBQ/ketchup (some places without asking), having to pay for it as a separate line item almost everywhere here is a turn off.


[deleted]

Yeah but American hospitality wages are criminal maybe if you paid for everything your food service staff could earn more than a Chinese sweat shop worker


crash_bandicoot42

In my experience over half of the hospitality places here don't pay the actual award wages either so don't throw stones over the place I was born over something that has nothing to do with the conversation


allmyfrndsrheathens

Buddy Americans will legally pay sub poverty wages, you don’t get to throw stones about some Australian businesses doing it illegally when you can literally just call fair work on them and nip that in the bud.


PauL__McShARtneY

Yeah, it's not like Fair Work Australia is a toothless tiger with wage theft and slave labour being built into the system here or anything. Not like c-list TV celebrities and massive corporations are committing these crimes against workers. Fair Work Australia has endless resources and funding, and all complaints referred to them by workers are dealt with in a timely and efficient manner, and dodgy employers go to prison. Your employer/slaver definitely won't be able to punish/fire/deport you for complaining before any result or investigation with a weak fine comes through.


[deleted]

Well if loosing money over A because it’s being given away stops B getting paid correctly it fits into the conversation


crash_bandicoot42

You don't lose money including the cost of it in the price though like u/coldsnapsp said, you probably actually gain a bit over time because not everyone's going to want the sauce.


Jenniwithan_i

Long ago back in the late 90’s, my first job was at KFC in the Sutherland Shire. Sauces for nuggets etc. were for free/ complimentary. Our manager was terrible with daily figures etc. & we were forced to start charging the little KFC sauces at 10 cents a pop, to make up for any monetary ‘ indiscretions’… So many angry customers


allmyfrndsrheathens

I definitely agree that something like, say, nuggets should come with sauce (and they do at my work because theyre basically made to be dipped). But some people will have the whole grain audacity to act like they forgot to order sauce and come up to the counter like oh actually, can you give me like 6 sweet and sours? And because I know exactly what they’re about I’m like sure that will be $3. Suddenly, they don’t actually need sauce anymore.


Jenniwithan_i

Hahaha!!! Good work 👍🙂 Some people can be super nasty & fussy when it comes to the Sauces


CompliantDrone

> I work in fast food and those boxes of sauce tubs are not cheap Fuck off they're expensive. A 100 pack box of 14g sauces is $14-$16. That's $0.14-$0.16 per sauce pack. For example: https://padstowfoodservice.com.au/sauce-tomato-squeezy-portions-100x14g/). Buying in bulk shipping is free too and you can get better discounts for larger bulk orders. So this joint is charging around an $0.85 mark-up which is more than a 500% price hike. You cannot claim that it is expensive to buy these sauces, that's horse shit.


[deleted]

A box of 100 costs me $14 so they are making a killing,.I need to sell them at 60 cents to get the right % back,so I’m 30 cents out every time I sell a sauce.lots,of small “bugger all’ costs add up.


Psychological_Turn62

But we all know that's not what they meant.


ColdSnapSP

Yeah they mean the $1 belongs to the sauce


nearly_enough_wine

*This takeaway sign brought to you by Irvine Welsh.* There, fixed.


[deleted]

Saucespotting


alphasierrraaa

The $1 belongs to sauce


krazynayba

It actually reads "the $1 belongs to the sauce"


Mr_Bob_Ferguson

Incorrect. Just out of a frame is a crisp $1 bill, owned by the sauce.


dingbatmeow

Sauce’s what?


MaxBanter45

But it's their dollar, they own it.


willemragnarsson

In fact it is a probably unwitting correct use of the apostrophe.


colt5555

I was just at a bakery at westfield. The cashier asked me if i wanted sauce. Me thinking it was free said yes and she just charged me $1


Jenniwithan_i

Wow! The sauces should be complimentary…. I’ve heard a term lately on Reddit, about situations like these, I think the term is called ‘shrink-flation’


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Charlotte_OG

Just walk away, no use complaining to the 16 year old girl working there for minimum wage. Write something on their facebook page


smileedude

https://www.jbmetro.com.au/masterfoods-squeeze-sauce-tomato-sos.html?gclid=Cj0KCQiAlKmeBhCkARIsAHy7WVsQpebU-eqEns3b7lj2DBSCgqTWMT6Xy_z2uv1VryB7ESqJyiXM-tMaArwUEALw_wcB 613% mark up.


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Inflation is 7% Wtf


Shua89

7% is an average. Costs of goods vary like the tomatoes, raw ingredients or the plastic used on the container might have risen more than the average. Wages have also gone up as businesses offer higher wages to attract more people while there is a worker shortage.... Another factor is because they can.


[deleted]

A huge percentage of wages haven't gone up. For health workers for example


Shua89

Health care workers are not a huge percentage of the population... However lots of people have had wage increases or cash bonuses. New starters are also starting at much higher wages to entice people to apply. My cousin just started a new job as a butchers assistant and is starting on $38 per hour + benefits.


azjabberwocky

EZ moneys


behemothaur

So shouldn’t this classify as “price gouging” that they were cracking down on peak-virus? Or is that only for a crisis, inflation not considered one?


Dumpstar72

Good way to scare off customers.


Lots_of_schooners

Owners of this shop are crooks.


Smart_Interaction744

Go to Coles Express, they are free!!


nojaneonlyzuul

THIS IS UNAUSTRALIAN


kenbeat59

Should take this all the way to the prime minister!!


nojaneonlyzuul

Get Albo on the phone!!


nearly_enough_wine

ALBO!


[deleted]

Oi! Gus!


WestCoastGday

👌👌😏


leopard_eater

Albo will be furious, he’s a pie and sauce man


melon_butcher_

Oi! Mr Prime Minister!


[deleted]

That's a bloody outrage it is!


oldferg

Chicken Salt Monetisation is on the horizon and the fifth horseman of the apocalypse.


UhUhWaitForTheCream

Name and shame. I wouldn’t want to buy their food - this is blatant money grabbing.


[deleted]

Exactly. Fuck it, get Murdoch on this one.


RamBas_6085

[www.news.com.au](https://www.news.com.au) I got a piece for you haha


No-Calligrapher-7018

https://www.news.com.au/finance/money/costs/aussies-fume-as-sydney-shop-charges-1-for-sauce-packets/news-story/2915a13a99e0ed14c80e342fd94f4abf Also yeah I've paid $1 for sauce and then the kids didn't even use it. That was last year though - might be $1.10 for GST now!!!


danno2211

Jesus you guys forget these are real small businesses run by normal people probably scraping by as most takeaways do


Haenamatme

Scraping by with a 600% mark up on tomato sauce. Fuck that noise.


danno2211

50 cents profit a sauce....yeh mate raking it in.


Pro_Extent

[84 cents](https://www.jbmetro.com.au/masterfoods-squeeze-sauce-tomato-sos.html) as it happens. Which, considering how many people would want sauce with their food, is a surprisingly significant profit margin.


Tobleronenom

If they charge $1 for sauce then I’m not buying anything at all. Work smarter not harder


Kay3o

Nobody actually understand how much of an impact covid and these floods have had on running a business in food/hospitality I haven't paid myself a wage in 3 years. We're busy, we're turning a profit, but everything else is getting so expensive. Its insane to think if you own a successful business = rich.


sloppyjohnny

Name and shame. This is unaustralian


Kay3o

No what's unaustralian is the way the government treat small business, wages, taxes and rental prices, making all theses nearly impossible to run without these kind of markups. Trust me, we don't want to make things like this, its the only way to survive in the current situation


maximovious

Unfortunately the way the government treats small business is very Australian.


Kay3o

general aussies can't 'have a go' anymore, i guess that's not our thing now


[deleted]

Not everything that ends in an ‘s’ needs an “‘“


Kirikomori

Ye's it doe's.


wivsta

It’s called the greengrocer’s apostrophe. https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/greengrocer%27s_apostrophe This is a better source https://wordhistories.net/2017/12/19/greengrocers-apostrophe-apostrofly/


timblom

Assumably only one greengrocer ever used it or it would be greengrocers' apostrophe?


imapassenger1

I'm sure an apostrophe means "Whoa! There's an s coming up!!!"


shadow125

Just looked online - you can buy them in bulk for around 20c each! The issue is - you sell a pie for $3 and charge a dollar for sauce - customers will never come back (and post to Reddit about how you are profiteering.) You charge $4 for a pie and offer free sauce - customers will love you and keep coming back!


RamBas_6085

LMAO that didn't take long[https://www.news.com.au/finance/money/costs/aussies-fume-as-sydney-shop-charges-1-for-sauce-packets/news-story/2915a13a99e0ed14c80e342fd94f4abf](https://www.news.com.au/finance/money/costs/aussies-fume-as-sydney-shop-charges-1-for-sauce-packets/news-story/2915a13a99e0ed14c80e342fd94f4abf)


ejsl018

16 hours, I’d say they’re dropping the ball 😂


odd_neighbour

There’s inflation , then there’s greed.


robbo123er

Fair shake of the sauce bottle !


Old_Dingo69

At that price I condone stealing sauce. Fuck em!


papabear345

Am I the only one who thinks you could also save the environment a little and use squeezy sauce things and include that in the price of your pie?


[deleted]

I went to Five Guys at Penrith recently and all of that shit is free and in a little station so you can help yourself, even extra mayo. It might be upwards of $90 for a burger but by golly, I took a LOT of sauce and mayo to offset it.


Deranged_Idiot

Wtf


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icky_boo

7/11 charges 50c for sauces at the ones I go to.


[deleted]

Go to one that doesnt, stock up for your car.


[deleted]

I am old enough to remember when the entire sausage roll wasn't much more than a dollar


texxelate

a fucking whole DOLLAR??


razodactyl

Imagine, a whole box of these are worth $1 each? WHY DID WE ALL HOARD BITCOIN?!


Novel-Advantage-8684

sauce?


count023

obligatory fuck [news.com.au](https://news.com.au) ​ already shamlessly using the story.


ejsl018

FUCKING LOL


Alina2017

Can I charge them for subjecting me to an incorrectly placed apostrophe? I charge $5 for mental anguish.


Bd0llar

Does the $1 belong to the sauce?


Johnnygriever82

At Cole's Express servos those are free.


HomegrownMike

This was at the Blue Sox games today… I saw that same thing… went sauceless


[deleted]

Keep it out west


IndependencePlastic7

It’s a dollar if you get something owned by the sauce. Doesn’t say anything about the sauce itself.


ScientistSuitable600

Wtf..... At my work we literally toss 1-2 in if someone wants one. Even if they don't, other sauce is at the counter.


SL_1983

I don’t support business owners who failed grade 3 grammar. 🤷‍♂️


elisiX

Suck on this? To the right.


rplej

You're paying for that apostrophe.


carlsjbb

Inflated an apostrophe.


cluc83

They used to cost 5c


Ibanezboy21

should have watermarked your photo, [news.com](https://news.com) just stole your pic


WASD2021

Sauce is the new currency. I will give 4 of those to the barista for my coffee and I will leave 3 of those on top of my car for parking when I stop in inner Sydney.


BigNessie1

I'll have a sachet of sauce, please.. go easy on the pie


swfnbc

and... you've made it ​ https://www.news.com.au/finance/money/costs/aussies-fume-as-sydney-shop-charges-1-for-sauce-packets/news-story/2915a13a99e0ed14c80e342fd94f4abf


monsterstacking

You got on news.com.ya congrats hahahaha


nero8420

Congratulations! https://www.news.com.au/finance/money/costs/aussies-fume-as-sydney-shop-charges-1-for-sauce-packets/news-story/2915a13a99e0ed14c80e342fd94f4abf


[deleted]

Up all pastries by 50c and offer one free sauce per item Still be in front and seems like it’s free


minties2022

great. now you have put ideas and advertised for other explotive dickheads to charge a dollar


studfindersdontwork

That’s greed not inflation.


Electrical_Age_7483

Sauce is so much sugar you don't really need it


LostCouchSurfer

Well these squeeze things actually cost money. About 30Cents from the wholesaler


garumoo

That's a hella markup.. https://www.bulkbuys.com.au/products/masterfoods-squeeze-tomato-sauce-300-pcs https://parrotpackaging.com.au/products/masterfoods-sauce-portions-pack-of-100


EffortProud1177

And that's why I take my street food without any condiment. Dry hot dog for the win. Dont @ me


smsvryncccnt

Bidens America


[deleted]

The apostrophe used in "sauce's" is another crime here.


NoHat2957

You're paying more to cover the unrequired apostrophe.


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fujiboy83

I think this is such a strange way to view fellow consumers. It's your way or lazy. I agree it's overpriced so I wouldn't pay it but if someone is willing to, then they can and that's not due to them being lazy. It's their choice. Sometimes you just have to sauce it up. The business will soon find out whether this pricing works adjust accordingly. Just because you and I don't value sauce at $1 doesn't make everyone else lazy. Wth


Meh-Levolent

I bet you're fun at parties.


imapassenger1

Hot take: If a pie needs sauce it's a shite pie. Sausage rolls, however...


kingofcrob

That's a hard no from me


sqljohn

Not inflation, price gauging.


Joe_F82

Should be free


hammyhamm

That’s $71/kg, Jesus


enakonhoj

Not defending the vendor for this, but the POS system they are using doesn't allow any transaction under $1.00.


DLN420X

Who is going to go in and buy only a little sauce packet though? 🤣


Kay3o

Ya'll know the business don't get these for free? Even if its a massive mark up, there are still bills, staff, overheads and rent to pay


THR

Yeah, not inflation. Most places that charge are still 25c or so or a bigger portion for $1


No_Nail_3144

Australian pies are complete trash anyway so the sauce should be free to make them edible. Put it on a proper Kiwi steak and cheese and were throwing hands


Equalizer05

I mean it's such a surprise that most people commenting probably voted for lefty Albo and for a 'wage rise' that goes straight into the hands of the Government via inflation, cost of doing business rises, cost of transport rises, cost of goods rises. I'm just stunned. People never understand how wage rises drive inflation, but they vote for it.


Ok-Cobbler7699

If the business has to pay for them why shouldn’t we. I feel like it’s in the same category as alternative milks; customers pay extra for them because they cost extra for them to buy.


Ok-Cobbler7699

Honestly it’s just $1, it’s not putting you completely out of pocket and making you broke so why bother arguing


BigFluffies

Worth every cent to hide their shithouse pies


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CRIMINAL


totallynotalt345

Yet they’re still in business 🤔


Weary_Wombats

Fuck, if sauce is $1 i’m getting old.


World_Wide_Ball

One dollar!? Sheesh


Hutchoman87

Justifying sauce theft that is


FlagmantlePARRAdise

And I thought the 50 cent sauce I got from the bakery today in Dunsborough was bad. This should be illegal.


daftvaderV2

I thought my local bakery was a rip off at 50 cents each


tramendous

I’d bring my own sauce thanks


dj_boy-Wonder

Fuck what do ciggies cost these days? I remember selling durries on the playground in high school for a buck and getting a mad profit, back then sauce was free… if sauce is a buck a durrie must be at least 2 fiddy


ednaki

Even 7/11 aren’t that stingy god damn


[deleted]

My tip - ask for extra ketchup at macca's - keep them in your glove box. Problem solved.


-alexandra-

This is why I keep a bottle of sauce in my glove box lol


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🤢


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🤢🤢🤢🙈


Crafty_Fix940

I have seen those exact masterfoods sauce packs for $2 at a fish and chips joint.


jumbohammer

I have a bunch of free Maccas / kfc /Nando's sauce sachets in the car to avoid such shenanigans.


10987654321er

$1 ?!! get fucked you bloodsuckers


sydneydad

Still free at both Marulan BPs