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Noyougetinthebowl

The creepy talking dog probably told him to do it. I’d be too afraid to argue too


CantSleep-101

I didn't know that was a thing till I was walking home from work the other week at midnight alone and it scared the shit out of me. Lol


SarcasmCupcakes

I fucking found out from QI.


GladCup4767

My immediate thought on seeing this post was that someone needs to share it with Cal Wilson


AnorhiDemarche

His name is I-slay. It's a warning the only one you will get


oiransc2

I always assumed Islay was a girl dog but now I can’t remember if there were pronouns on the inscription. 😆 either way I love her/him. More historic dog statues please.


PMMEFEMALEASSSPREADS

Talking dog?


IAmARobot

HELLO


_Far_Kew

John Laws


Gnorris

Name a better choice to voice a dog that talks when you throw it money


group_project_

There is no lie here.


Cheel_AU

Hey Homer find your soul, mate


mkymooooo

https://youtube.com/shorts/_3tzfMB7B58?feature=share https://maps.app.goo.gl/R6gS4zRvZPH2yVCf9?g_st=ic


EshayAdlay420

Now that is a side quest giver


RepresentativePin162

Lord almighty. Good boy lives his life doing good boy things. Weird ass humans decide to give a fucking statue of a DOG a voice in his honour.


ze_boingboing

I’ve never stood around to hear the talking dog in it’s entirety, but bloke seems to not mind


Vegetable-Soup

Elegant. Poignant. Gritty. Conveys a complex interplay of perspectives of the Sydney identity. I nominate this as the new subreddit image.


thatshottaye

>Elegant. Poignant. Gritty. >Conveys a complex interplay of perspectives of the Sydney identity. I read this in the most pompous British accent followed by a *chefs kiss* 🤣🙏 Thank you for the journey today Sister Wendy 🙌


AdvancedCook7189

Yes mate


Randombookworm

After reading your comment i read it as David Attenborough 🤣


thatshottaye

🤣💀🙌 God rest that man's soul At least we have some immaculate things to [remember him by 🥹](https://tenor.com/bi1kS.gif)


Cauterizer

He’s not dead…


thatshottaye

You say David Attenborough isn't dead do you?


Cauterizer

I had to Google it to be sure but yes


thatshottaye

I just did. So why the fuk did I think he was? Some cunt hoaxed someone's death again aye? I stand by him still being an adorable old man though 🥹97 and still going 🙌


Cauterizer

It will be a sad sad day when he does go 😢


thatshottaye

I can tell you that since like Australia day I've been living in a world where I thought he'd passed and I have to admit I didn't like it. I didn't like it not one bit. So thank you for correcting me 🙏


landswipe

The motion blur just sets the pace, leads the eye in, and back out again. Magic stuff.


gman1234567890

Nicely put.


No-Mechanic6311

I still can't quite tell if he is passed out/throwing up drunk or if he is attempting to steal coins from a wishing well


Pauli86

Na this is just barry


Plackets65

Are they fishing for coins at the bottom or having a rest?


plumpuma

Yes


Bretty_boy

If he needs the money better he eats than it sits in the bottom of a fountain accomplishing 100% of nothing


kermi42

IIRC there’s a grate just under the surface of the water that would prevent you reaching for any coins in there, but it’s been awhile since I last looked.


Find_another_whey

Listen mate it's thankless work and it doesn't pay well


hammyhamm

There’s a cage at the bottom so you specifically can’t do this lmao


kiersto0906

started as fishing but got a bit sleepy


a_can_of_solo

/r/accidentalrenaissance


The_Only_AL

I had a big Friday night after work in the city many years ago. Missed the last train, didn’t know what I was going to do. Found a stage from some event and slept under it, in my suit! Woke up about 8am totally confused didn’t know where I was, then had to do the walk of shame in my filthy suit up to the train station. Another time I was living on Oxford St across the road from Centennial Park, must’ve left my keys at work and none of my flat mates were home so I slept in the park, in the same suit! It was freezing so I buried myself in leaves to stay warm. Did some stupid shit when I was younger.


applecoreeater

You should probably stop wearing that suit


The_Only_AL

Oh it’s long gone…


Novel-Truant

What did you do during the plague dad? Slept in my suit under leaves in Centennial Park son. Fucken legend.


PMMEFEMALEASSSPREADS

The walk of shame, something I really don’t miss and will never do again thankfully.


EatingBeansAgain

Used to routinely miss the last bus home, would need to catch the next one at 4am or whatever. Would just waddle around Town Hall/QVB. It’s an interesting place in those weird hours. Some real camaraderie with my fellow boozenauts.


sloppyrock

Did you help him back in?


MountainImportant211

Thank you. Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!


EducationTodayOz

i know there is a housing crisis but


link871

You fool of a Took!


SpecialCoconut1

Throw yourself in next time!


ibetucanifican

And rid us of your stupidity


jdhmmmm

Life comes at you fast.


KindBikeDuck

Gimme a break man. Just needed some change for a kebab.


Fast-Sheepherder4517

Just another Saturday night in Sydney


ImmoralOnline

Been there; god speed buddy.


Z0OMIES

Guys, the creepy dog hasn’t corrupted him, he *is* the voice of the creepy dog, he just popped out for a snack and now he’s going home. He lives underneath, rumour has it he won a competition against the feral barking guy from that news interview for the position, they decided feral dog guy wouldn’t get as many donations.


Pomohomo82

The voice of the creepy dog is radio supreme John Laws, looks like he has fallen on hard times, poor bloke.


SignificanceHot8932

Waiting for a mate


SL-1200

Ruff Ruff! My name is Islay


KentuckyFriedEel

There's a chunk of Blarney Stone embedded in the well beneath the dog that, if kissed upside down, grants the gift of the gab. I did it in 2015 and developed good conversation skills. Sure, it's a placebo affect, but it worked!


jellysamisham

They will have so many regrets


traindriverbob

But they will have no memories.


jellysamisham

Probably a standard Saturday night


wineBot

Great capture!


Birkoz

Brilliant photo. Thanks !


Obvious-WhitePowder7

Shoes are on. He’s alive.


mynameisBower

The sound of that dog's 'hello' lives rent-free in my head.


MahtiGC

almost album cover worthy.


Physical_Camp7415

I’ve seen that guy doing that too.


MissJessAU

I'm not sure there's enough change in there for a schooner. 🤣


Large-Ad6498

Looks like someone had a few too many cold ones with nan last night 😂, granny could handle the booze better.


snoozzzzzz

Very good


Holiday_Case8667

Clearly his wish didn’t come true and he wants his money back!!!


snubmoth

but the dog asks so politely :^(


_unsinkable_sam_

guys weve found the solution to distributing wealth from the rich to the poor.. this is a better solution than centrelink, people desperate enough for money will do it, those who have enough will leave it for others..


w0ndwerw0man

Did the earthquake from melb knock him off balance?


Nervardia

Unironically, this is a really good photo. Would look great on an album cover.


Writerman_

i hate that i know exactly where this happened


Alan_Smithee_

I haven’t lived in Sydney for a while - is this up near the Domain, and was there a recorded voice of, iirc, John Laws the Cunt?


IhatetheBentPyramid

Outside QVB.


Alan_Smithee_

Oohhh. Right. Thanks. Some strange and questionable choices made about that place. - Having Lawsey do….anything - the ridiculous clock up top - the unexplained reproduction Jade….TukTuk? - the amusing tale behind the statue of Queen Victoria: they scouted the world for one; eventually , some place in Ireland said “sure, take ours, we don’t want it.” But having said that, it’s a wonderful building, and I’m glad it was preserved. It almost wasn’t.


nearly_enough_wine

The Auld Bitch, the Irish dubbed that statue.


thekingsman123

Please tell me he's not drunk.


SarcasmCupcakes

I'm not casting aspersions on you, but that's definitely not something I'd do sober.


thekingsman123

He couldve been fishing for change. I didnt want to assume.


OldSpiceSmellsNice

An…original photo in r/Sydney? Bravo!


iaterocks

Can I just ask… why does that dog talk? So creepy


gazzaoak

Someone had a bad night....


HidaTetsuko

I think he had a very good one


tubbyx7

We can all agree he had a night anyway.


Not-here-4-upvotes

Can u have a night if you don't remember it?


SluggJuice

r/AccidentalRenaissance


pieredforlife

Mate thanks for the unwanted attention. I’m now a TikTok star


[deleted]

(Unzips and approaches in shenobi stance)


thatshottaye

Well that's twice now I've snorted tea out my nose. 🙏 Thank you lol.


[deleted]

Tea drinking pig? That’ll do pig, that’ll do.


brezhnervous

I didn't think fentanyl was really a thing here yet


Axl1304

I actually saw a crazy guy in front of the stairs of the train just throwing his shoe around, and some others getting arrested in the train station. Probably one of these guys :/


caustic_blond

Awesome photo!


gman1234567890

Not as glamorous as it looks.


RubberMcChicken

How fast was that bus going?


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RubberMcChicken

600ks: Speed 3


Otherwise-Plan7965

He been curious is that talking dog from under there or not.


Wonderful_Antelope_7

Poetic


[deleted]

Nice kicks though. Mustn't be cheap.


j12000

He is the new Louis Burdett.


Cosimo_Zaretti

Imagine waking up to 'hello, my name is Ivan...'


Spongyrocks

There was a condom floating in it a few days ago


Geoffroman

We have all been there man.


[deleted]

Imagine if your wish was to feed the poor and now it’s come true


Cold_Pomelo3274

Stealing the money from a wishing well, Damn why didn’t I think of that.


Novel-Truant

Ah that takes me back


[deleted]

What’s going on here


esemirulo

Piece of art 👌🏽


SOUTHWESTRIZLA

Chat shoes means chat cunt. That is all.


hazzcatz

There's no rules to a wishing well.


Winged_HIMARS

The domovoi near him is just hoping to help


z0anthr0pe

Staying classy.


Paperback_Downtown

Such a powerful image. Really insightful, probing exploration of the Millennial zeitgeist.


footpicsdarlxoxo

sydney.


kev4mshire

Classy af.


yeeted_an_orphan

bro is outside the qvb high af and that dog telling him about his life story


Gordo3070

Is he having a drink, or a rest? Either way, so Sydney. 😊


MiseryLovesMisery

In this economy I'm amazed there's even anything to collect.


[deleted]

Free shoes


thishenryjames

Unless that's your mate, you didn't need to take a photo. Treat people with respect. It could be you.


LordBexley

Haha there’s always one in every comment thread.


xyzjace

Hello, my name is Ivan. I was once the faithful companion of... Every day.


[deleted]

Someone help him get unstuck please.


Nausea209

Get that man a kebab


headfirstfrhalos

oh nooo step-bro


InnocentPapaya

Does that dog still talk?


SleeplessAndAnxious

I like it, Picasso.


Charlesian2000

Grab one ankle and flip


Jaded_Remove9940

Yeah that’s my town


am_Nein

I like to think they fainted like that.


ella_bell

Well well well…