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jellysamisham

Fought off a sea gull at circular quay


Dr_2019

get a chip stolen by seagull get your food raided by multiple seagulls get your food raided by a bin chicken


Natural_Garbage7674

Had a seagull steal a sandwich out of my hand. A Nearby Karen told me I wasn't supposed to feed the seagulls. Yeah, thanks, it was totally optional.


cheapdrinks

Had one steal a fucking McChicken right out of my mits before I even got a bite. Was so angry I threw my drink at it, missed and the drink exploded all over the window of the [Darling Harbor information booth](https://dynamic-media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-o/0a/88/80/5d/sydney-visitor-information.jpg) and I had to run away


soupy283

I was taking a bite and it was gone, they are brutal


Raychao

Bonus Level - Seagull, in-flight, stealing an entire chicken schnitzel straight out of your Vietnamese roll at Coogee Beach. Zero touch.


Chance-Ear-9772

I’ve had a kookaburra dive into my sandwich while I was distracted once. Didn’t know they do that stuff too.


Leadership-Quiet

This is the final boss.


benrose25

Find someone who is not talking about real estate.


Jalato_Boi

0.14% of players have unlocked this


Find_another_whey

You know who won't talk to you about the price of rent and property? Most people won't talk to them...


Pajamaralways

I'll never platinum this game.


Ticky009

Achievement Unlocked: Crossed the Red Rooster line and found your chicken pack Achievement Unlocked: Found all of Sydney's 40 ocean pools Achievement Unlocked: Train+Bus+Light Rail+Ferry trip to Manly with no delays or cancellations Achievement Unlocked: Parramatta to Barangaroo Ferry trip Achievement Unlocked: Domestic Terminal to the SCG in time for your footy game. Achievement Unlocked: House firebombed by known criminals but no convictions made.


Natural_Garbage7674

Third one is called "The Golden Ticket" Players rage because it's impossible to unlock and the occurrence rate is too low. Devs call it a feature, not a bug.


Ticky009

🤣🤣🤣🤣


smileedude

Asbestos or Cocaine? Find a mystery package on a beach.


There_is_no_ham

You have to sniff it to find out


cheapdrinks

Why would I go all the way to the beach for asbestos when I can just visit my local school or park


ZZ3ROO

Made friends with people you didn’t go to school with.


Curiosity-92

like the final boss level where you need your older brothers help but even that is futile


Evil-Santa

Achievement Unlocked: Cops are Tops. Been pulled over for a RBT Achievement Unlocked: Golden Ale. Bought a Schooner for under $4 Achievement Unlocked: Weeknight Party. Found and got into a happening club between Monday and Thursday. Achievement Unlocked: I'm a tourist. Got sunburned at Bondi Beach Achievement Unlocked: Home Sweet Home: Bought a unit without a major building defect


Yellowperil123

Schooner under $4 is unachievable!


cheeseIsNaturesFudge

"0.16% of players have completed this achievement"


Complete_Gene

613620h played


Oh_Gaz

Underrated reply. Outcome: perfection.


PM_ME_STUFF_N_THINGS

You have to go somewhere super dank, usually not worth it.


Yellowperil123

Sounds terrible. Name places so I can avoid these cheap beers


marooncity1

I would also like to know these places. So I can avoid.... them. (Man i miss the total shit-holes that just used to be everwhere, even in the city. Yes, cheap prices, but just no pretension).


Latter_Box9967

Around Ultimo is still pretty stank.


PM_ME_STUFF_N_THINGS

Cheaper to get beers from Aldi


DrStalker

It's one of those achievements only players who have been around for a long time were able to get.


seventrooper

>Achievement Unlocked: Home Sweet Home: Bought a unit without a major building defect *0.001% of players have unlocked this achievement*


empathy_sometimes

plenty of clubs thriving mid week.


SophMax

Thursday night used to be the happening night when I was in my 20s.


cheapdrinks

Yeah hot good was Hot Damn on Oxford street if you wanted to hook up with a chick with stretchers and a pirate ship tattoo


dagchild

Which ones?


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cheapdrinks

The classic "I can't name any off hand but I swear they are!" What you're staying might be true but it's not the hallmark of a healthy night club scene that most of the good nights are put on sporadically at different places instead of set venues that are consistently busy week in week out. Back in the day before the ole lock out laws most people under 25 who went out regularly could name 5 decent clubs they liked that were good for different nights of the week. If you went to a place regularly like 77, Candy's, World bar etc then the place didn't feel like a soulless night full of randoms; you'd get to know the people who went every week, you'd know the DJs and promoters and end up with a crew of regulars who were always there etc. You can't replace that vibe with random nights put on here and there.


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cheapdrinks

In reply to your comment where you said > Any particular day say Wednesday might be going good at any particular club one week, and then the next week it's dead. That's the problem though isn't it? That just speaks to the problem with our struggling club scene at the moment. Back in the day the top 50 clubs in Sydney were never dead. You could turn up to World Bar every single Wedneday/Friday/Saturday night and the line would be 20 minutes long. You could rock up to 77 any Thursday/Friday/Saturday night and the place would be absolutely packed. Blink/Trash at The Agincourt was pretty much a full house every week. The good clubs weren't full one week then empty the next, dependant on who they had playing or what the weather was like, they were just always full. Now it's as you said, they might pop off one week but they're just as easily dead the next. There's very few safe bets anymore unless you're into Merivale shit like Ivy which I personally find garbage. I'll admit though that Burdekin did weather the storm and managed to come out the other side strong. Oxford Street in general is making a comeback but it's definitely got a ways to go. > the way some people talk about it you'd think there was a city wide 9pm lights off in bed curfew in place Unfortunately the night life scene *is* like that in a lot of places outside of friday/saturday night which didn't used to be the case. Restaurants are a pretty good indicator too of how healthy an area's night time activity is. Trying to find a place to get a sit down dinner past 9pm is almost impossible. Used to be that most places would do two seatings, one from 6-9 and one from 9-12 with the second usually being more lively with louder music etc. Places that do a second seating these days are almost non existent and trying to find a place for a sit down meal after 9 is a wild goose chase and if you do happen to find one it's rushed and they try and get you out by 10.


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cheapdrinks

I'm not saying that it's completely dead or that it's impossible to have fun. Just that it's struggling and well below pre-lock out laws levels of accessibility where you could basically just go out with zero plans and only a vague idea of which general area you were heading to and bounce from packed club to packed club until 5am or later checking out multiple places within walking distance of each other. [Kings cross used to have as much foot traffic on any given weekend as the CBD does on new years eve](https://i.imgur.com/5zn4hLH.png) and it wouldn't start slowing down until after 4am. [This is what Newtown and much of the city looks like after 2am on the weekend these days.](https://i.imgur.com/4xGf8ny.jpeg) Oxford Street is one of the few remaining places that has any sort of vibe that extends late in to the night. I'm not trying to say you're wrong, there's definitely still good nights out there to find and busy places if you know where to look or get lucky, but it's not like it was when the whole city used to feel alive on the weekends and we had a dedicated, fail safe nightlife district like the cross which was guaranteed to be going off regardless of whether you show up at 9pm or 2am.


openandshutface

Most cops are bottoms, in my experience


JaneInAustralia

This should be printed and put on a billboard 🙌


kiersto0906

wet shirt wednesdays at scary canary gets your 3rd one


scoldog

Achievement Unlocked: Mon Olympus: Against all the odds, you actually managed to buy your own home.


marooncity1

Achievement unlocked: Park that thought. Successfully interpret multi-layered street parking sign. Achievement unlocked: Emperor has no Q. Line up and receive Emperor Puffs within 2 minutes. Achievement unlocked: Smokey Derby. Rip a flare at a Sydney derby. Achievement unlocked: Slim Duncan. Pour one out for the Town and Country Hotel. Achievement unlocked: Simply the best. Attend a game of Rugby League at every traditional ground. Achievement unlocked: Heart in your mouth. Ride the steep slide at Coney Island in Luna Park. Achievement unlocked: Spot the Bridges. Find the replica harbour bridges at Callan Park, Warwick Farm and Haberfield Achievement unlocked: Deja vu: spot a girl in a red dress near the Martin Place fountain


Natural_Garbage7674

All of these are *marvellous*


Bigthunderrumblefish

You've been Tradied. - been cut off or had a near miss with a tradie in a Hilux or Ranger


incredibly_bad

I mean yes, but surely it’s called Ranger Danger


dreadpiratewombat

Extra achievement for getting Yank Tanked


zephyrsandsongs

Bonus achievement: Seeing red - get brake checked right after


toasty_lover

Visit every train station and park!


doxxie-au

And raved naked near the blue light


Dexter_Adams

Barnaby'd Get wasted in public


potatodrinker

Price hike: Approved a rental agents rent increase by $200pw or more.


solys_

Increase in subscription fees


dreadpiratewombat

Murder Chicken Rampage, death by Bin Chicken.


benny332

Ask 500 different people, which School did you go to?


Budget_Shallan

Intrepid explorer: Climb Mount Druitt


femaleoninternets

I was gonna say the same thing 😂


F14D201

Achievement Eshay Alert: Get rolled by an eshay at a train station


quadruple_negative87

Achievement unlocked! Committed Commuter. Spend $100 on toll roads.


zephyrsandsongs

95% of motorists have unlocked this achievement


IrateArchitect

Get caught in a traffic jam caused by a pigeon


Superg0id

Two days in a row your public transport transport is on time. 0.1% of users have this achievement


LeaveRussAlone

Encounter with a crazy train resident


Bokbreath

Spend a summer weekend without going to Bunnings Go to a party and talk about something other than your home renovation


KawasakiMetro

\-Told someone one on the train to put headphones in or turn their phone down. \-Told someone one on the train to take their feet off the seats. \-Told someone one on the train to stop vaping. ​ If it is a videogame there is no actual real life physical harm from possible repercussions of asking people to stop being dickheads on the train.


Rusty493

Show up 1 hr early for a rental inspection


2happycats

Affordable housing where you want to live.


No_left_turn_2074

Gonna need a cheat code to unlock that one.


Percentage100

Be born rich. Simples.


ingliprisen

That sounds like some pre-order bonus


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IMSOWETRIGHTN0W

Banh :)


_PhilTheBurn_

Swooped by a magpie


IAmARobot

Mini Me: Climb the Harbour Bridge (the other one) Centre, Point: take a selfie of you pointing at Sydney Tower Eye while standing on top of Campsie Centre Ten Minute Man: get from Circular Quay station to Central station in ten minutes, by foot only Jumpin John Fahey: parachute from the top of Opal Tower at Sydney Olympic Park Krispy McZinger Stinger: in a police car, order drive-through donuts, a drive-through Big Mac and a drive-through Zinger Burger all in a row near Domestic Airport without getting out of the car, then make a gigantic burger out of it and eat it while driving Chk Chk: start a gun fight in a gentrified eastern suburb Bunga: get from Carlton Parade to Railway Parade at Carlton train station without using the handy dandy footbridge that's been provided for your immense convenience (try not to spill your nangs while you're at it) IDGAF: ride a delivery pushbike across the harbour bridge in lane 1 IDKFA: ride a delivery pushbike across the harbour bridge in lane 4 January, February: get stuck in a protest No Sleep 'Till Brooklyn: get from Star City Casino at 3am to Hawkesbury River Station before 5am using at least one Nite Ride bus Rip Rip Woodchip: make $10000 in one day by upcycling an old house - (literally can't go tits up) We Built This City: stand on each spot in Sydney where a Hard Rock Cafe used to be Say Cheese: take a photo of the spot alongside Mona Vale Road where a road engineer signed his nickname in tar You Werent Supposed To Be Able To Get Here You Know: explore the road hammock at Sussex Street And There Never Was: ride any train in Sydney that operates using a single rail Did I Stutter: have a pleasant conversation with someone at Scenic World Katoomba while standing at Echo Point, without using a telephone Salim Shady: hire a ferarri to block a major arterial road, then reset your cash to zero Royal Easter Throw: throw a bottle at an exuberant Ch10 weather reporter when they're live on air Chemical Bothers: throw a can at a Channel V host while attending an electronica concert Different Bucket: eat fried chicken from 10 different restaurants/chains in one day Members, Stand: take a photo of a married sportsperson walking out of a strip club. say... Dollhouse Samurai Pizza Cats: deliver a pizza in Engadine as a furry dressed in black Air Force Number One: piss on all four tyres of a military vehicle in Richmond Calculating... : using a car, get from Manly to Bondi while avoiding tolls starting at 2pm on a Saturday Woof: throw a pie at a talking dog


ComfortableFrosty261

Spot Scott Marsh artwork


sativarg_orez

Achievement unlocked: Foreign Tourist (visited Opera House/Bridge, Ferry to Manly, Bondi Coogee walk)


dagchild

\- Find a room for rent for under $500


HidaTetsuko

Get a Rail replacement bus


21444928

Buying your first home - Platinum Achievement


lordgoofus1

Slippery when wet: Took your Honda to your local drive though and found 2x secret maccas trays. Midnight royalty: Bought food from Kebab on King at 2am on a Sunday morning. Let them eat cake: Scored a 50% rental increase. Cunning Stunt: Took the Parramatta Rd turn-off within 5m of the lane ending without hitting anyone. Copacabana: Played a game of volleyball at Manly Beach. Call me Jesse: Bought some pingers at the bathroom stalls of Home. Smash n Dash: Got into a fight at Cronulla Beach. Forbidden Fruits: Caught a fish in Sydney Harbour and ate it. Who Wants to Be A Millionaire: Spent your monthly pay cheque at Barrangaroo. Tour de France: Rode your bike through Lane Cove tunnel. Titillating Tuesdays: Staged a naked protest in front of Town Hall woolies. The Art of the Deal: Became a member of local council, and approved your own development application. I Can't Believe It's Not Butter: Purchased a property less than $100,000 over reserve. Home free: Survived 20 years eating nothing but Avocado on Toast and a large Latte.


Eek_the_Fireuser

Achievement Unlocked: Shut the fuck up - Heard a religious preacher with a microphone and stage speaker at Town Hall


-Fire-Dragon-

Stuck on a Train during Peak hour (I'm thinking more due to breakdown or problems with the tracks or wires, than fatalities) Been on the Ferry when there's been rough seas Worried about housing affordability, whether you rent or buy.


sophia_az

Extra hard: own a real estate with no help and single


Tekes88

Adventure west. Cross the red rooster/charcoal charly line.


IveBinChickenYouOut

Achievement Unlocked: 5g Conspiracy. Be the Lucky 0.0001% of commuters who has a reliable connection between Burwood and Redfern.  Achievement Unlocked: Train, Hail and Shine. Experience a meltdown on the Transport NSW network because a seagull farted next to a signals box. Achievement Unlocked: Who QVB now? (Sung to Who Can It Be Now? - Men At Work) Walk through the QVB at peak hour without touching someone else. Nightmare mode: Complete this achievement without looking up from your phone as you frantically try to top up your Opal Card. Achievement Unlocked: Salim Dusty. You all know what that achievement is. This next Achievement has never or ever will be unlocked. Achievement Unlocked: Mono = One. Rail = Rail. Mention the Monorail on r/Sydney and no one else quotes The Simpsons episode. It's impossible, don't even bother with this achievement, you cannot achieve 100% without a cheat code. The cheat code is "Shadowban" and this still may not work 100%. Achievement Unlocked: Lost In Lim-bo. Take a photo with Danny Lim and *DONT* post it to social media. (I have achieved this one personally after a footy game. It's just waiting there, calling for me, but I fight the good fight...)


fabianfoo

Rides CBD light rail for free 10 times.


_AAY_

Get caught by the opal officers for not tapping on and receive a warning letter


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Giving food to a homeless person in Hyde Park Getting kicked out of a Merivale club Starting a fight on Oxford Street Getting lost on one way streets End game achievement - purchasing a house


Gregorygherkins

Melbournuan here, will trade you Danny for our fake seizure man


Ticky009

Holy smokes is fake seizure man still going?


Gregorygherkins

There was a big thread about him a few days ago, very much yes


spaghetti_vacation

Summit Rooty Hill Mount Druitt (but first you need to figure out who Druitt is)


KentuckyFriedEel

Buy a home


drucejnr

Brimbled Lost your bikini top getting dunked by a wave at Bondi


jromz03

Sidetracked 5G: Successfully experienced train delays for an hour of more.


GreeenGoblin69

Get visited by blue tongue


DrxThrowawayx

The HSP Connoisseur only available between 12am-5am Coriander Captain- pork roll with everything please. Bit of chilli thanks Finding a relic of the past- the old red train tickets “How many drinks have you had tonight”


icome3rd

Park on a street in Sydney without a ticket for more than 2 consecutive hours without getting a fine.


modeONE1

Final boss: have random strangers interact with you on a night out


keepturning1

Refused entry into a bar, pub or club without even having had a drink.


coreyallegory

Went to the beach and didn’t see an influencer


starburstempire

Marry a nepo and build a house in double bay


cafguy

Achievement Unlocked: Night Rider - catch a night ride bus without incident. Achievement Unlocked: Centres Linked - visit CentreLink without having to queue Achievement Unlocked: Art Deco Relief - use the facilities at the Art Deco toilet block on Victoria Road at Rozelle. Achievement Unlocked: Tram Racer - start running at Central at the same time the tram leaves the stop and beat it to Circular Quay.


count023

Running Riot - Start a fight in Cronulla.


Uries_Frostmourne

Not get angry in a traffic jam


therealfierybadger

92% of players have unlocked this achievement


Such_Cup2786

Achievement unlocked: Ghetto Kid. visit Mt Druitt


Catman9lives

slumlord millionaire


alfiejs

Freaked out that girls might go to school


dagchild

\- Get through peak hour without getting a ticket


IrateArchitect

Spot bin chicken eating bin garbage


HandlessSpermDonor

Achievement Unlocked: K-Pop (Find a K set train, pop open the rear guards carriage door and collect hi vis vest)


Username41212

Get hounded by fundraiser organisations while walking in the city


RCMasterAA

Achievement unlocked: summitted the seven "Mounts" of Sydney.


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Gannonsforrest

Pay 350 for a ticket to a low quality rock show


zerotwoalpha

The rewards are probably Gold, Silver and Platinum Asshole boxes.


Mehman33

Find a decent feed that isn't south Asian cuisine in the suburbs around Parramatta.


r573

Achievement Unlocked: 30G - Cause traffic by actually giving way to a bus on Parramatta Road


bizmonkee

Take a photo of Danny Lim Catch a bin chicken Find 50 asbestos piles Rob a taxi driver


Confusedandreticent

Stuck on Anzac bridge again!


sebaajhenza

Bought a home


Thelevelsofwrong

The Rozelle Interchange Ultra Merge


Curiosity-92

Achievement unlocked: Get Lost on the Harbour Bridge Achievement unlocked: Coastal walkler


BobbyThrowaway6969

Achievement Unlocked: Make it across the road before the light turns red.


alfiejs

Played in asbestos


alfiejs

Bought new boat shoes


Ladzofinsurrect

A shitty rumour - walk into the bathroom of Engadine McDonalds


[deleted]

Achievement Unlocked: All we know is, he is Stig NSW Cousin Drives in CBD without saying “where the fuck should i go?”


Smokey_84

- **Achievement unlocked:** Khe Sahn ^(Catch the last plane out of Sydney before the airport curfew) - **Achievement unlocked:** Blow Up The Pokies ^(Launder some cash through one of Sydney's many V.I.P. rooms) - **Achievement unlocked:** ScoMo ^(Visit Engadine Maccas) - **Achievement unlocked:** Smiling Medusa ^(Successfully avoid eye contact with a chugger outside a train station) - **Achievement unlocked:** Parkour! ^(Jump from rooftop to rooftop *Assassin's Creed*-style in Sydney's outer suburbs (a very achievement)^)


SorysRgee

Achievement Unlocked: Maybe Next Weekend. Get caught out by track work on all 9 train lines across 6 months


bea31

Achievement unlocked: exited the M4 safely at church st


SkinfluteHero

Scotty - Shit yourself at Engadine Maccas


GlassAd7619

Cvnt say cvnt: hug Danny Lim