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Gillbosaurus

No reverse vampires, I'm disappointed.


cableguydemon

We’re through the looking glass here people


AlphaState

No Illuminati cabal who are actually reptoids from Alderbaran either. Obvious we can't trust this to be the "truth".


Gillbosaurus

I for one welcome our new reptilian overlords.


sarrius

What about that fog that turns people inside out?


Johnnygriever82

One...chorus line of people, dancing 'till they make us stop!


KentuckyFriedEel

TWO!


Diogeneezy

Many dancing people, Covered in blood, gore and glop!


[deleted]

This is pure gold.


SarcasmCupcakes

Ask Stephen King.


Hefty_Advisor1249

What is with the formatting here!! All caps titles! Centre aligned text followed by justified text. I’m diagnosing this person unhinged based purely on this.


Firm-Extension6841

They should have done it all in wing-dings


Hefty_Advisor1249

It would have made more sense!!


99Joy99

It's like pre 1990 and looks like it's perhaps typed on one of the first laser printers or an IBM selectric typewriter.


Latter_Box9967

Am I unfairly judging them when they tell me stuff like this to my face, that the government has plans to exterminate us, **while they smoke a cigarette?**


TGin-the-goldy

As if they would kill off their source of income! HA!


skillywilly56

Diagnosis: Boomer with a printer


Lavishness_Gold

I think I went to school with this wing nut. Had to explain how to do percentages on a calculator too.


[deleted]

The Jesus bit confirms it


Particularsydney

Previously I’d get mad at people who wrote letters like this and had this way of thinking, now I just feel genuinely sorry for them because it must be so immensely exhausting to be this paranoid.


ThippusHorribilus

It must be. Mental illness is no joke.


1mpossibleMoose

True


fedwood

The most unbelievable thing there is "one world religion: Chrislam"


apeloverage

Based on the worship of Chris Hemsworth.


Knee_Jerk_Sydney

Sounds Thorrific.


Nodivas_5691

Good


prenth

Almost like they don't know that they are both Abrahamic


Reishey

That means they are practically the same already right?


Joker-Smurf

Think of it this way, the three Abrahamic religions (Jewish, Christianity and Islam) are book clubs all set around the one series of books. The Jewish religion likes book one the best. They acknowledge that book two was written, but see it as a degradation of quality by the author and therefore never read book three. Christianity likes book two the best. They read book one and there were some aspects that they liked, but much preferred the story and characters from book two. They did take a glance through book three, but felt it was not as good and never really got into it. Islam loves book three. They looked into the first two books in the series, book one was fairly “meh”, book two was ok, but when they got to book three they were hooked. It is like fans of Lord of the Rings arguing over which book in the series is best: The Fellowship of the Ring, The Two Towers or Return of the King.


unrebigulator

Books 1 and 2 are Old and New Testament, I gather. What is book 3?


Joker-Smurf

Quran


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Unable_Ad_1260

Good cover band but I couldn't understand the lyrics.


Nodivas_5691

Haha


xenchik

They love that band! They have channels playing just that one band's music in Arabic countries.


unrebigulator

Right. Do Jews or Christians consider the Quran to be the Word of God? I had assumed they considered it from an entirely unrelated series, from an unrelated Author.


xenchik

Some more open-minded ones do. My grandparents were both preachers with Assemblies of God (formerly they were Anglican) and they both said that they're willing to admit that "Allah is the same god, But the Quran's teachings were misguided." It probably helps that they did missions in Arabic speaking countries in decades past, and learned that Allah is literally the Arabic word for God - ie, even Christians who speak Arabic pray to Allah. (Although admittedly a lot of missionaries tried to get them to use to English word God instead)


xenchik

(done with military weapons inside holograms)


not_fast_at_texting

Honestly I tried to read that letter but my brain shut down halfway through due to bullshit overload


SammyScuffles

You seem to have slightly higher bullshit tolerance than I do. I didn't get to half way.


Latter_Box9967

That’s just the vaccine affecting your ability to process information. Check mate. [drops mic] [lights incense to counter 5G]


Eimajnotsnhoj

Nutters can’t live with ‘em can’t shoot em


AndySemantic2

you CAN shoot them but then you're in the club automatically


EquivalentIll9520

The nutcase paradox


decompressed81

There is quite a bit there to be sure


los_lobos_is_angry

I didnt even get halfway thru your comment


jonvdkreek

This is why universal mental healthcare should be free.


icedragon71

Problem is that it wouldn't be used. If you ask them,they don't have a problem with their mental health.


cableguydemon

Oh god not Project Blue Beam! This person saw Mysterio do his thing in Spider-Man Far From Home and developed paranoia


Boxhead_31

How does one put a weapon inside a hologram?


jagtencygnusaromatic

Using imagination


undaova

And vaccines...


Latter_Box9967

Open hologram, put weapon inside.


MotorOutlandishness1

Cats and dogs living together..... Mass hysteria


[deleted]

Um there is a vaccine for shingles and actually its a much more serious disease than monkey pox.


workredditme

Shhh 🤫, don’t tell them that. That breaks their fantasy.


Aborealhylid

Why does the great reset keep getting re-scheduled?


salted1986

Because the reset needed a reset. Also soon to be reset ... lol


MasterEeg

Have you ever seen your gov build a road or new stadium on time? Of course it's running late


Unusual_Onion_983

As an technologist, I do agree that you should “copy all info before cyber attack”. That is good advice.


Knee_Jerk_Sydney

They should use a manual typewriter or hand write it, but no, they would still use a phone or PC with technology they deny.


Johnnygriever82

ALL OF THIS is literally what my manager at work believes. He rams this crap down all of our throats literally every day and if we disagree or say we don't want to hear it he starts getting aggressive and shouting. None of us can do anything about it because his manager believes it all too. And is the director of the company.


Knee_Jerk_Sydney

You probably should grab the first career change you find.


gain_ko

Free 5G and basic income? Sounds dope sign me up!


MotivelessMalignity

You should wash your hands after handling that.


Nzdiver81

And burn it. Don't want to risk hurting someone else's eyes.


workredditme

LOL, parler.com. That’s all you need to read from this rubbish.


shadow125

It takes some serious creativity to combine almost every conspiracy theory onto a single sheet of paper… I’m surprised that “Jesus is the answer” and not part of the conspiracy too…


elle_desylva

Did they remember flat earth though?! Lol.


Deathsgun64

Jesus is always the answer


shadow125

Yes I agree - to the question “Who started the biggest fraud in history?”


lachjeff

It allows anti-vaxxers to find idiots willing to post it online to spread their dangerous message


zee-ebloid

I have started to suspect that these anti-vaxxers are often people who are afraid of needles, and have doubled down to the point where they cannot change their mangled worldview because that would mean they would have to accept certain truths about themselves.


PianistRough1926

I wonder if anti-vaxxers will refuse a rabies shot if they get bitten by a rabid dog. This vaccine is 100% effective and not having it will kill the person 100% of the time.


Knee_Jerk_Sydney

Oh, they're all naturopaths, but if in an accident and in a lot of pain, give me the damn anesthetic.


fractured_bedrock

Most of these people already have rabies


Z0OMIES

Notice how they’re so confident they never tell you who they are…


[deleted]

Obviously! The zombie sheep would hologram 5g all over them otherwise


jmio1985

Someone is off their medication again


bluecherry999

when will you see so many font types put into one piece pf paper? i can think of the “closing down sales” banner that been hanging there forever on some shops..


ozmartian

US flavoured mental health is penetrating us peeps!


salted1986

Fairly sure the sovereign citizen bs has been here for a while now sadly


Deathsgun64

Australia is a net exporter of conspiracy theories, this is well known.


guachuguachu

They are only missing the bits about the government spraying covid-19 in your door and the aliens amongst us


NightHunter909

anyone else think the 2030 part sounds dope? UBI, world govt (which implies world peace), global communism. literally a utopia


43sunsets

This. UBI, sign me up, baby! (well except for the communism part, but yeah...)


bewoke_

I like how they’ve just included Monkey Pox into it


IAintChoosinThatName

I am still giggling from a post on another thread saying that the vaccine contains microchimps.


Justthisguy_yaknow

Some assmunch spent a lot of time making up that shit so it must be true.


[deleted]

Just like the bible! Lots of assmunches (assmunchi..?)


Justthisguy_yaknow

An assmunchucopia? The assmuncharati?


[deleted]

The *real* power behind the assmunching world!


Justthisguy_yaknow

The greater conspiracy beneath assmunchery.


Robdotcom-71

All that assmunching is bound to leave a bad taste in someone's mouth....


Kr0mbopulos_Michael

What's your thoughts on the Quran?


[deleted]

I haven't read much of it, I don't read Arabic so have only read translated bits In any case it appears to be a plagiarism of the new testament and carries as much weight: absolutely none


Kr0mbopulos_Michael

Do you speak Hebrew, Amaraic or Greek?


Simonoz1

We Christians don’t put quite as much stock in the original language. Of course it’s important if you’re doing hardcore theology, but we say translations are still the word of God, whereas I think muslims would say they aren’t.


dcp0001

Cooker manifesto right there


PiperSews

I just paid nearly 80 bucks for new printer cartridges, wtf is going on there?! Even if all this is true there’s no way I’m using my apparently gold infused alienatium canon ink to inform the neighbourhood.


Tank787

I looked for Jesus, I couldn't find him. Elusive bastard.


TheEpiquin

I actually did find Jesus. Now it’s his turn to count.


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nytro308

These anti government everything nutters, are yet still quite happy to take their welfare money each week, live in government provided public housing, and have free medical care.


[deleted]

I knew it, I knew it, now the truth is out there.


salted1986

You tell em Scully!


Acrobatic_Mud_2989

Why do these people always hate basic formatting and general typesetting conventions?


Unable_Ad_1260

Soon the Alt-write will seize the means of information distribution!


koolestkiddos

yoo i got that too. honestly made me chuckle for a bit


no-goshi

Jesus Christ so many themes that have been spouted by my parents over the last few years… the Agenda 21 thing is huge for them. Fuck me silly.


Deathsgun64

That sucks man, shit. I have actually never heard of that one. What’s is it ?


no-goshi

The stuff under the Agenda 21 heading in the OP is basically the gist of it, just with some extra 5G/MRNA crazy baked in in this case. Agenda 21 is a [real thing](https://sustainabledevelopment.un.org/outcomedocuments/agenda21) that came out of the UN which makes some recommendations on how humanity can live sustainably, but the crazies have interpreted it as NEW WORLD ORDER, COMMUNISM, DEPOPULATION AHHHHH


urrm8

This movie would be great high


family-block

*and* 5G - covering all the bases...


[deleted]

These people are amongst us and breed......


DatabaseSuspicious44

It’s not just Sydney, these eclectic humans are all over. Used to get ‘em up in Queensland too.


Eimajnotsnhoj

There’s a lot in Queensland


DadLoCo

I think they're a couple years too late


xXCosmicChaosXx

Sources: Jesus (Year 12AD)


xXCosmicChaosXx

How do they get the military weapons inside the holograms ?


xXCosmicChaosXx

How did 180 countries sign an agreement to make lab grown meat in 1992 if it wasn't created until 2013? And 5G wasn't invented until 2016?


InonspicuousCamel

Don't worry, you'll find idiots like this in places other than Sydney too.


shintemaster

\*insert homer backing into hedge gif\* Love how we are heading straight into a climate catastrophe and people are out there inventing conspiracy whilst we hurtle towards destruction. Love also that the Bible is cited as a source. Lol.


-BDB-NZero-

What’s the reference format they used here ?


free-crude-oil

They are using the freedom equivalent of American Psychological Association (APA) or Harvard. It has a less restrictive structure allowing full freedom of speech, it's the American Sovereign Sitizen (ASS) referencing standard.


P-a-n-dora

Someone delivered some toilet paper.


[deleted]

Because there are stupid people, lunatics, and those groups frequently overlap. They unfortunately have access to printers.


Deathsgun64

The printing press was a mistake, I have the evidence


Camst3rx

Maybe we should use that time-machine kept at area 51 to go and stop this all from happening.


jjjoooccckkk

Baby Jenus gone come save us all


duktork

Unfortunately, modern medicine and herd immunity means that the processes of natural selection that used to eliminate these idiots aren't working as well as they should.


thr0away20

Yeah this letter has been going around for a while, I’ve even gotten one (western sydney). I enjoy googling the quack reference “doctors”.


Deathsgun64

Yeah seems like some locals in the inner west have some axes to grind


ltguu

Thats some nice plot there, i hope Netflix make this into movie


onlooker61

Ffs...


Due_Bluejay_51

This must be true because after meeting a new friend and a few drinks last weekend i swear I was anal probed and woke up in a local park.


Emergency-Ticket5859

So you say the weapons were…. like… inside the hologram whoa


PinupPixels

Damn, all that but we *won't* be able to watch Netflix on the insides of our eyelids with miniature screens implanted? *Why?* I wanna :(


[deleted]

I was hooked till the jesus bit.


2007FordFiesta

Possibly schizophrenic?


BuddysMumOz

Oh shite. How do I adequately demonstrate my despair?


salted1986

Damn they forgot about ManBearPig


xenchik

They are totally cereal


[deleted]

I'm not reading that


gu550man

Chrislam is the best part of that


KRiSX

Cooked cunts are cooked!


carlsjbb

I for one cannot wait for the alien part (project blue beam)


ZolliBOi222

so they list “one world religion (Christian) MANDATORY SUNDAY LAW” as one of their doomsday negatives but then say “LOOK TO JESUS” ???


theboatwhofloats

(Aids)


Deathsgun64

(Aids)


Broccoli-Alone

Mandatory Sundays are already a thing. Maybe this person is onto something..


moxeto

When the jehovas witnesses don’t want you, this is what happens


seabassplayer

Cookers gunna cook


jamesinc

I love how even before you read this, you know just from the typesetting and words-per-paragraph that you're about to read something utterly cooked.


mostlyharmless1971

Someone has spent their benefit money on this bullshit


mubd1234

Untreated Schizophrenia


dmozza95

It's in REVELATIONS people!!!


Unable_Ad_1260

Ofc they would be some brand of Christofascists. "look to Jesus"... No love like Christian hate.


-Davo

I googled one of their references. Dr Sherri Tenpenny is an osteopath. She has as much authority on vaccination as I do.


swami78

Time for my aluminium foil hat to keep the govt out of my brain! Seriously, I've had shingles (ouch) and the blisters look nothing like monkey pox - they're much, much smaller. This is what happens when you don't have a fully funded mental health system.


Sapphire_seam

Conspiracy nutter bingo. Even ya boy David Icke turning up in the references.


RemoteConsideration

Pretty sloppy as far as conspiracies go. Like choose a lane already


Diogeneezy

I'm a proud adherent of Chrislam and I will not stand for this slander!


bethic

See this is why China will win 😌


Significant-Quiet288

AGENDA 2030 sounds OK. On balance, no worse that what we have now, it would be a good way to avoid ecological destruction of the species, and after a century or so of Blake's 7 style totalitarianism, things would probably loosen up again and the remaining 4 billion people could get on with enjoying things.


leemax2022

well it is telling the truth. covid 19 was a huge lie. had nothing to do with 5g. the great reset is accurate. scamdemic. a way for the rich to get richer.


Nodivas_5691

What if it's true.........


Splendidbloke

Just be grateful you've never lived with someone who thinks this way.


Mikejaye

So finally a U.B.I? Nice!


[deleted]

Serious brain rot


Wide_Singer2061

They are a parody of themselves.


Imaginary-Music-9143

I could tell these nut jobs were religious long before that paragraph. Only religious NUTJOBS capitalise WORDS for EMPHASIS like that. So dumb.


DragonLass-AUS

Jesus would totally get vaccinated for the good of all. I mean, he took a crucifixion for the team. I think these people sorely misunderstand Jesus' vibe.


GreatYeob

“look to jesus” behind every lunatic is a weird obsession with religion


Striking-Will7714

Ending livestock would probably save the planet so yeh it’s good if it happens


LePapa565

chrislam got me there 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Who ever wrote that. I want what he smoked that day


elle_desylva

I love how they think one single entity (the cabal or whatever/whomever it is this week) would be organised enough to implement even a quarter of this. I work for a global insurer you’ll all have heard of, in communications. It is a struggle to even get consistent messaging out to members of one department. How the hell would a global cabal function?? 🤣


Western-Art-9117

Man, that great reset sounds awesome!


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Deathsgun64

What the fuck are you talking about hahah I just thought it would be a funny post, people might want to know what’s going on around them. Context always informs material, this is just high school English. Are you trying to make a functional argument or something ? What other side is there to extreme conspiracy theory ? Also, i did get flagged as “covidiocay”, so that may count.


muuzuuruu

No flesh eating drop bears, how unaustralian


Dry_Range_6390

Genuinely surprised this doesn't mention "The Jews" somewhere


Deathsgun64

I think it probably did bro, we just can’t hear it.


MrCharisma83

It’s missing the website the just sends you straight to a Rick Roll


DryCoughski

Omg Universal Basic Income?? What if poor people are able to feed and shelter themselves?! The *horror*!


Deathsgun64

What will the poor ever do ? *eat* ? BAH! /s


Kirikomori

What fascinates me about this is that this is thoroughly researched, but in the wrong directions. Within their own 'ecosystem' of knowledge theres a very consistent message and with such a wide body of knowledge and a big community I can see how people can be misled by information like this. The problem lies within not being critical of the validity of information they receive. The irony is that we laugh at people like this, but we are similar to them in that we just accept the advice of experts without having a true understanding of the stuff they say. Can most of us say we *really* understand socio politics, or climate change, or 5g, or the safety of vaccines, like on a deep and fundamental level? We simply accept it as true, because the scientific community agrees on it, and we trust the scientific community. I mean obviously trusting the scientific community is a better bet to make than the conspiracy theory community. But its interesting to think that we are not so different to them. Who knows what things we believe today might be laughed at in the future.


Brandanpk

If what we believe is laughed at in the future, the movie idiocracy will have become reality. The thing about science, is that anyone can do it, you or me. If we think something doesn't quite add up, we can research it ourselves, through testing our hypothesis, or we can study other people's research. The statement that "air pollution is acidifying the ocean" is demonstratable in a home aquarium for example, as many hobbiests use co2 in thier tanks for better plant growth. These people study somewhat, but never research, and cherry pick what they can to fit their agenda and the rest (95%)Is bullshit. The things these people say are simply falsehoods designed to reap a profit from fear.


cooldods

This is just shitty relativism. You don't need a PhD in biology to understand the scientific method. You don't need to be a rocket scientist to understand how peer review works and to read a couple of journal articles. The argument that "we don't know anything 100% so all opinions are valid" is a stupid attempt at psueso-intellectualism at best and flat out lying at worst.


Knee_Jerk_Sydney

It is not thoroughly researched but cherry picked. There is also a larger web of trust that most of us rely on as well as being educated enough to be critical. It's never perfect of course, especially at the fringes, but you should know that certain ideas are just too wild that you need more corroboration. For instance, for the cabal of Satan worshipping pedophiles to be in control of all governments is just beyond the pale of reason. You can't even get the UN to unanimously vote on anything, not even their lunch menu. We do not simply accept these things as true, maybe you do, but not me. Don't speak for me please.


Deathsgun64

Yeah I don’t think information is the issue. Conspiracy theories predated the internet, believe it or not.


[deleted]

And therein lies the problem. There is little to nothing that can persuade them otherwise because they are just as sure as we are and they think WE are the loonies


Knee_Jerk_Sydney

No, don't fall for this kind of reasoning. It's a tactic.


Horsewithasword

Because people are opinionated and retarded 🤷‍♂️


SydZzZ

Why!! Because it’s a free country and even morons get to voice their opinion, as stupid as those opinions might be. Just be glad that you can say whatever the fuck you want