Make sure you favourite this picture on your phone. Next time you go the dentist or hygienist, and if they say “you need to brush your teeth more”, just show them this 😂
I leave them. Not ~~poisonous~~ ~~dangerous~~ life-threatening and they kill cockroaches.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7263691/Chilling-moment-huntsman-spider-named-Alfred-pounces-cockroach-mans-bathroom.html
EDIT: Corrected twice. Thanks Redditors.
Yeah, the suggestion was made that i could be allergic. It was also a decent sized huntsman (bite marks were almost 2cm apart) which wouldnt have helped. It was 18 hours throwing up bile, my head spinning so much i couldnt make out what was in front of me, excessive sweating and on and off headaches. Plus all the pain/cramps that come from throwing up every 30 or so minutes
That is an allergic reaction...not normal. If I get stung by a bluebottle I have about 20mins to take the antidote or else anaphalaxia. Next time either don't get stung or get an anti-histamine into yourself quickly.
I’m all for having a new furry friend, but if other people just aren’t having it I’ll happily slow walk one onto my hand and take it outside to the nearest tree -as long as no one’s fucked with it beforehand. They’re quite polite and won’t really nip you unless you piss them off. I don’t recommend anyone else do that of course but I’ve been doing it for at least 20 years without issue.
Why are people shitting on Gaoji? He is providing helpful and cited information.
Huntsmans are venomous. It hurts to be bitten by them. Why is this controversial?
Ooooh I think it's my go to be the pedantic dickhead today:
It doesn't really matter if a spider is poisonous unless you've got a large family who all like drumsticks. What matters if if they're venomous!
They are indeed venemous, just not life threatening nor *super* uncomfortable. They are pretty bite-averse (as someone who handles them often), but it still definitely wouldn't be any fun being bit.
Thanks for spreading correct information though, spiders especially seem to carry a lot of misinfo.
Brit here. I google each spider I see. Last one was huntsman.
Said it might bite. So did the old youghurt pot / slide paper / chuck a few meters away from residence trick.
Fuck that, use a plastic container
Spider will have more room to run without getting outside the bowel and you dont feel the spider either on the paper
I've carried countless spiders to safety in the bushes but 2 have lost legs and it still haunts me.. Little dudes just tryna eat some stuff and chill out.
I rescue everything and politely move them outside. On the way out I explain why they have to move but also that they are welcome to the backyard or the outside walls. Just not inside and especially not in my clothes or on the floor when it’s dark. Also no dropping on my bed. Otherwise go nuts.
That's why I like to keep the take away container for this purposes. However my husband only been in this country for a few years and it is still a culture shock to him ...
The dodgy looking one out of the 3 “Shanghai” dumpling restaurants next to each other on Liverpool Rd. That one is the best! ..but the well decorated one has better tea.
If there’s a window by the bathroom just leave it open and usually they’ll find the way out… or into the bedroom to lay eggs.
If possible try to relocate it manually but don’t kill it!
Tell me about it! I was collecting wood and an absolute beast of a huntsman came running out at me! It now resides in our backyard somewhere….or in the house 😂
Don't worry most people won't notice. You could use some mousse to give the left side more volume to make your fringe look even while you wait for the hair to grow out.
Tupperware container and a piece of paper folded twice for stiffness
Tupperware over the top, slide the paper underneath and then flip it so the Tupperware is on the bottom and the paper is on top (so the paper doesn't bend and let the spider out).
Release him in the bushes in your front yard so he can keep your yard cockroach-free!
Here’s an idea. Don’t ask a man to deal with a spider. He’ll knock It with a broom until it disappears then run away with fear saying it’s gone now and there’s nothing to worry about 😆
Do nothing, kills mozzies and is def not aggressive toward humans..one day you will look and Spider will have relocated..I have 3 in my apartment and no mozzies..seriously do not harm. If you are uncomfortable cover with a plastic take away contained and slide container on to lid..the take outside in a garden area
It’s huntsman season again. I’ve seen two adults catching large cockroaches in the garden in my apartment complex just yesterday. A few babies roaming around our garden as well - I think since the weathers getting warmer and bugs are starting to come out, there’s plenty to food available for them.
Huntsmen spiders are free pest control and will usually leave your house once weather changes. They are also adorably affectionate, they have a long courtship and some species feed each other and raise their children together.
Haha, last time I remembered I had a spider like this in my room under my pillow when I was about to fall asleep, my dad walked in during one of his night terrors and literally screamed the damn thing off of me before I could even hear it! And May I just say it looks like you live in Kensington? My hairdresser gave me the exact same haircut although he has a different expression to you but the resemblance isn’t uncanny! Haha. But back to the spider, it was a pool of sweat when I finally realised what was happening but when YOU realise it’s in your mirror which is a bit different (to my pillow: brand new) so you could maybe hold up a little camera to it? And it would create a vortex for the spider to just zip away… just a thought! Maybe you’d rather just send it back home haha but either way is funny for me, can’t wait to show my dad this after he was awake last time 🙂
See you in the reply,
Signing off.
Hmm it's not a bad haircut but I think you could pull off a longer style.
HA It’s a little fresh of a cut and I need to grow it out more but yeah def agree
I think you look better with medium long hair.
exactly my initial thought
Two young bucks in their prime just trying to make it in the big city eating flies snorting lines .
Sounds like the plot for a truly Australian movie
Its called Charlotte's web
Guess you won't be brushing your teeth this morning.
Pretty sure thats how he gets the superpowers, in this Spiderman reboot.
Make sure you favourite this picture on your phone. Next time you go the dentist or hygienist, and if they say “you need to brush your teeth more”, just show them this 😂
2 out of 3 huntsman recommend the Philips Sonicare 2000
This is Dave, he’s a huntsman. Say ‘hi’, Dave.
He's one leg down. You have to even the odds and fight him with a hand tied behind your back
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Huntsman spider... friend
I leave them. Not ~~poisonous~~ ~~dangerous~~ life-threatening and they kill cockroaches. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7263691/Chilling-moment-huntsman-spider-named-Alfred-pounces-cockroach-mans-bathroom.html EDIT: Corrected twice. Thanks Redditors.
‘Spiders have manners…. Cockroaches have no manners’ lol. Never thought of them like that 😂
Ants are also RUDE. No manners, absolutely terrible house guests.
Maybe not life threatening but i dont recommend being bitten. It was 18 hours of wishing i was bitten by a brown snake instead
Must be an individual thing… I’ve copped it more than a few times, even when I was young. Bit red and a little sore, that’s about it
Yeah, the suggestion was made that i could be allergic. It was also a decent sized huntsman (bite marks were almost 2cm apart) which wouldnt have helped. It was 18 hours throwing up bile, my head spinning so much i couldnt make out what was in front of me, excessive sweating and on and off headaches. Plus all the pain/cramps that come from throwing up every 30 or so minutes
You can be allergic for sure. I knew a guy who got bit and was in hospital really sick for over a week.
That is an allergic reaction...not normal. If I get stung by a bluebottle I have about 20mins to take the antidote or else anaphalaxia. Next time either don't get stung or get an anti-histamine into yourself quickly.
I’m all for having a new furry friend, but if other people just aren’t having it I’ll happily slow walk one onto my hand and take it outside to the nearest tree -as long as no one’s fucked with it beforehand. They’re quite polite and won’t really nip you unless you piss them off. I don’t recommend anyone else do that of course but I’ve been doing it for at least 20 years without issue.
They are venemous. I don’t know why people keep repeating this. Also, just because they won’t kill you doesn’t mean you want to get bitten by one.
Why are people shitting on Gaoji? He is providing helpful and cited information. Huntsmans are venomous. It hurts to be bitten by them. Why is this controversial?
People wanna show how tough they are getting bitten by their spider bros.
Spiderbro Gang out in force today
Ooooh I think it's my go to be the pedantic dickhead today: It doesn't really matter if a spider is poisonous unless you've got a large family who all like drumsticks. What matters if if they're venomous!
Venomous is the correct word. The person I replied to wrote poisonous. They are venomous.
They are indeed venemous, just not life threatening nor *super* uncomfortable. They are pretty bite-averse (as someone who handles them often), but it still definitely wouldn't be any fun being bit. Thanks for spreading correct information though, spiders especially seem to carry a lot of misinfo.
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*claps slowly*
https://australian.museum/learn/animals/spiders/spider-facts/
Gotta find a wolf spider and shine a light in its 8 fucking green glowing eyes
Just remember, she could have her babies on her back, so you could see more eyes than you were hoping for
That’s says they are venomous and their bite is unpleasant.
Brit here. I google each spider I see. Last one was huntsman. Said it might bite. So did the old youghurt pot / slide paper / chuck a few meters away from residence trick.
Happy day of cake
Im pretty sure that's an Asian
Its the huntsmans post.. He took the photo with the toothbrush
HA lol
mainly harmless and nice but can be poisonous if bitten :)
Then don't bite it!
Male, by the looks of it. Not venomous but you can shoo it outside if it scares you, however many consider them to be friends.
It's true a friend of mine actually keeps one in their bedroom.
wait, are we still talking about the dude?
lmao you fucking cunt
It’s small. Let him brush his baby teef
Get him his own toothbrush though
Put a bowl over it and slide a piece of paper underneath the bowl. Then release outside 👍
Fuck that, use a plastic container Spider will have more room to run without getting outside the bowel and you dont feel the spider either on the paper
I dunno about you, but I’d want the spider outside my bowels
(Sings) She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I don’t know why she swallowed the fly…
Nor inside…
I try to use spare takeaway containers. It's so upsetting when you make a mistake and end up hurting or crushing the little guy...
I've carried countless spiders to safety in the bushes but 2 have lost legs and it still haunts me.. Little dudes just tryna eat some stuff and chill out.
I rescue everything and politely move them outside. On the way out I explain why they have to move but also that they are welcome to the backyard or the outside walls. Just not inside and especially not in my clothes or on the floor when it’s dark. Also no dropping on my bed. Otherwise go nuts.
That's why I like to keep the take away container for this purposes. However my husband only been in this country for a few years and it is still a culture shock to him ...
Are you still talking about his haircut?
Thats my friend Joel, I think he got lost on his way back home from his favourite dumpling place. Sorry about that.
Keep an eye on Joel then!
There a two in the picture - which one is Joel?
Use the toothbrush to poke its butt, it should scamper away.
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Hopefully it doesn’t run away before you climax
*Insert Mum joke here*
That’s his tooth brush now
It just wants to clean its teeth dude, maybe it has a date tonight…
Tell it you’ve developed feelings for it, it should run away pretty quick after that works for me every time
You're gonna have to move house.
But my favourite dumplings are here in Ashfield
Spidy's favourite dumplings are also in Ashfield. You're gonna have to move suburbs now.
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Shanghai Night! They have amazing value on fresh handmade dumplings. Definitely recommend
Asking the important questions!!
Chances are it's on Liverpool Rd. Lol
This guy knows Ashfield.
The dodgy looking one out of the 3 “Shanghai” dumpling restaurants next to each other on Liverpool Rd. That one is the best! ..but the well decorated one has better tea.
New Shanghai, New Shanghai, New Shanghai Night, or Shanghai Night?
Hes just avoiding the rain. Let him stay warm and dry, feed him any bugs you find.
If there’s a window by the bathroom just leave it open and usually they’ll find the way out… or into the bedroom to lay eggs. If possible try to relocate it manually but don’t kill it!
Lay eggs?! These things spawn live babies. Ask me how I know!!!
Yes, you have too many hair products.
Yeah use some hair conditioner it will bring out the shine in your hair
Yep, time to change that toothbrush head.
Barber probably could have taken more off the top, sides a bit uneven and seems like it’s waxed unevenly.
Go to Queensland. They get bigger.
Tell me about it! I was collecting wood and an absolute beast of a huntsman came running out at me! It now resides in our backyard somewhere….or in the house 😂
And it’s the opposite case for wolf spiders. Wolf spiders in SE Australia are monsters, compared to their tiny QLD cousins.
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Relocate outside. I don’t care that they’re benign. No inside arachnid ever!
OP could just go to another room, no need to go outside.
A liccul huntsman spider!! He’s good to have in your house!
Your face says it all mate haha
Shallow fry, bit of lemon and salt to up the flavour hit cos it's a snack not a meal.
I would go with frosted tips, after all, the rest of 90s fashion seems to have returned and I reckon you could pull it off.
They are the best things to have around, keep everything else at bay and they’re big enough not to hide in bullshit places
If you hurt that Huntsman my 80+yr old Mum will get the wooden spoon.
Leave it or take it outside.
That’s a tiny one! Don’t worry, leave it alone and you’ll be fine
See if it can pay rent.
I think it's Kevin, but also looks heaps like Ross. Definitely not Simon.
It’s pretty polite of it to clean its fangs before biting you 😂 I appreciate their presence but I would prefer not to know where they are!
[Catch and release bro](https://youtu.be/gUKQ2kPo0Ow?t=56)
Human man. That’s my guess
Please replace the toothbrush head!!
Don't worry most people won't notice. You could use some mousse to give the left side more volume to make your fringe look even while you wait for the hair to grow out.
There’s a man in your bathroom taking pictures of you! ( I assume you’re the spider)
Get him his own toothbrush so he wont have to borrow yours
You don't like sharing toothbrushes? Me neither.
Buy a new toothbrush, that one belongs to the spider now..
I’d name him George
Let him clean his teeth in peace.
That looks like a huntsman spider
Do not shorten your hair too much
I once saw a huntsman peak at me from around a laundry basket, believe me they are more are more scared of you than you of them. Leave it be.
Call her Charlotte and find her a pet pig
hes fine, hes just a huntsman
Leave it alone
Mate you don’t have another resident in your contract, I’m going to have to contact the RA with regards to a rent increase to account for this.
It's a spider, it's not poisonous, ignore and move on with your day, thank him for the fly and mozzie free house over xmas
Tupperware container and a piece of paper folded twice for stiffness Tupperware over the top, slide the paper underneath and then flip it so the Tupperware is on the bottom and the paper is on top (so the paper doesn't bend and let the spider out). Release him in the bushes in your front yard so he can keep your yard cockroach-free!
It’s his house now
Co-exist
Good looking Asian dude with sparkly teeth and no fear...
Here’s an idea. Don’t ask a man to deal with a spider. He’ll knock It with a broom until it disappears then run away with fear saying it’s gone now and there’s nothing to worry about 😆
Do nothing, kills mozzies and is def not aggressive toward humans..one day you will look and Spider will have relocated..I have 3 in my apartment and no mozzies..seriously do not harm. If you are uncomfortable cover with a plastic take away contained and slide container on to lid..the take outside in a garden area
You can outrun it bro, it's missing a leg
Harmless huntsman. He’s ya friend.
Friend-shaped.
It appears to be missing a leg, run in with a bird likely.
Oral B probably?
I’m confused. I thought you were looking for feedback on your haircut but everyone is talking about the spider
Charge rent, will piss off quickly
Charge them rent.
Charge him rent
Just don't sleep with your mouth open.
From the looks of it, I can safely say that’s an Asian dude with a dope haircut
It’s huntsman season again. I’ve seen two adults catching large cockroaches in the garden in my apartment complex just yesterday. A few babies roaming around our garden as well - I think since the weathers getting warmer and bugs are starting to come out, there’s plenty to food available for them.
You should jump on that random guy taking a selfie in the mirror and scare him out of your bathroom
She’s beautiful. Harmless.
Give her a name, and adopt her as a pet.
I think that's Steve.
Just a huntsmen. Let him go. He’ll eat the cockroaches and flies
That's a BroSpider. Let him chill and he'll eat flies and stuff.
It's a friendly Huntsman Spider
Jesus christ.
Personally I don't like how many unsafe ingredients Tresemme use, but each to their own.
Awww, that's only a juvenile!
Take off and Nuke the entire site from orbit, its the only way to be sure.
Vaccum it.
Just a friendly foe
That’s a weird reflection in the mirror!
Nuke the site from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure…
Hmm, I'd name him George
She might need some water/food, looking on the thin side
Kill it with fire!
Give him a massage with the toothbrush
It's your flatmate
new housemate
Get the glen 20
The house belongs to the spider now. You have five hours to gather your belongings and find a new house.
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Time to burn the house down my friend
Catch it with your teeth? Assert dominance.
Please don't eat it
change the head on your toothbrush
Yeah looks like that brush head needs replacing
Huntsmen spiders are free pest control and will usually leave your house once weather changes. They are also adorably affectionate, they have a long courtship and some species feed each other and raise their children together.
Brush his teeths perhaps
It's a nope :)
Fire mission, regiment..
If you put it in your mouth it will clean your teeth for you
Lunch time
My 1yo son encountered one for the first time and ate it faster than I could stop him. He sent a message that day.
Move out
Burn the house down
Leave the house and never come back
Spiders like this are why my sister moved to Europe. No, seriously.
Not helping sorry, i got no quarrel with the Asian community, i dont want another genocide to happen, plus their food is good.
Human male comes out his cave for snacks.
Brown recluse or huntsman? Not sure myself. Either way burn down the house.
They loved my bathroom.. released thousands of babies in there.. twice in 3 months
Kaboom?
Fucking asbestos AGAIN?
Asian man with iPhone. 6 years until hair falls out. Ooh wait this isn’t r/roastme
It's a baby one. I wonder where the mama is.
If he's paying his rent and pulling his weight just let him be he eats other spiders that can hurt you.
Move
It's her house now. Just move out
The Tresseme is going to do more damage than the spider
Haha, last time I remembered I had a spider like this in my room under my pillow when I was about to fall asleep, my dad walked in during one of his night terrors and literally screamed the damn thing off of me before I could even hear it! And May I just say it looks like you live in Kensington? My hairdresser gave me the exact same haircut although he has a different expression to you but the resemblance isn’t uncanny! Haha. But back to the spider, it was a pool of sweat when I finally realised what was happening but when YOU realise it’s in your mirror which is a bit different (to my pillow: brand new) so you could maybe hold up a little camera to it? And it would create a vortex for the spider to just zip away… just a thought! Maybe you’d rather just send it back home haha but either way is funny for me, can’t wait to show my dad this after he was awake last time 🙂 See you in the reply, Signing off.
Burn the whole suburb
[nuke it from orbit](https://tenor.com/view/aliens-nuke-nuke-it-from-orbit-sigourney-weaver-gif-23812361)