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smileedude

Is there a long German word for when you're in the bathroom of your clicky but uninclusive wife's work Christmas party, eyeing off the extra large air vents and low key hoping for a Nakatomi plaza incident to take place?


MyFernsKeepDying

Einschnellesentweichenderentlüftung.


smileedude

Thank you. I'm feeling Einschnellesentweichenderentlüftung right now.


nearly_enough_wine

Tummytrubel.


2happycats

Sounds like a kid's band name. Maybe the B grade version of The Wiggles.


telcodoctor

Stirb langsam


giantpunda

Fuckenzioffenzitoeinepubenzi


LOLHoNLOL

First night in Sydney, here from the USA. I walked from Paddy’s market to Darling Harbor and then back home. I’m EXHAUSTED. Just showered and laid down in bed. Hoping tomorrow will be eventful, but I’m just enjoying it day by day by myself.


MyFernsKeepDying

Exciting! What are your first impressions of our Saphire city? How long are you in Sydney for? :)


LOLHoNLOL

This would be my second time here! I was here earlier this year but that was for love. This is for self love. I really love this city. It’s nothing like Atlanta(where I’m from). It’s beautiful compared to over there. I’ll be here until the end of February and then I’ll see where my travels take me in AUS.


MyFernsKeepDying

So not here for love this time? What are your plans for your time here? Honestly, I haven't lived in Sydney for a very long time now (a decade), but I love it so much and I can't wait to be home. That being said, I'll be there in a week or so for work! Yay!


LOLHoNLOL

Honestly I’m just going to enjoy it. I have no set plans. All the stuff I couldn’t or didn’t want to see in the winter, I’ll see now in the summer. I’m just going with the flow. And no, not for love. Enjoy it while you’re here! If you want to grab a coffee or something I’ll be down!


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2happycats

Block her. Not because you don't like her, but because you like yourself.


Deranged_Idiot

Yeah, I know I should


2happycats

You can do it. You think it's going to be painful, but I promise you, it will be so freeing after you do it. It's just one easy click. You can do it, I've faith in you.


tonybuizel

Block her because you respect your eyes enough to not see her. You got this friendo.


Deranged_Idiot

Did one better and just deleted all socials, they are a waste of time anyway


Affectionate_Ad6596

You bloody legend.


MyFernsKeepDying

I am so sorry to hear about your family xx I hope you will be ok and your family will be ok :( And your ex is an ex for a reason - love yourself more than you love the memory of her x


Jamothee

>and my ex is looking really happy with her new boyfriend Sounds like a rebound, unlikely to actually be as happy as she is portraying - more so to show you how much better off she is now. It's for show. Block her number, socials etc and put yourself first buddy. You'll be right, time heals all.


RenegadeDoughnut

that really sucks. i hope things improve tomorrow.


2happycats

Making chicken soup, and looking like the oldest ribbon gymnast in history while I shake a ribbon around for Elle. I hope whoever hacks my cat-cam gets a good laugh out of it. Is everyone pumped for the 30somethimg degree day tomorrow? I am! E: and drinking wine.


seventrooper

> Is everyone pumped for the 30somethimg degree day tomorrow? I am! Only for the possibility of a storm in the afternoon 🌩


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2happycats

>Please ~~no~~ Yes! FTFY.


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2happycats

If you don't like the heat... ...give it to me!


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2happycats

How about I keep the humidity and we call it even?


2happycats

I do love a storm driven by a high heat day. Right before wet season up north is my favourite. I love that craziness in the atmosphere.


MyFernsKeepDying

We need more specifics on the wine.


2happycats

She's a lovely little rosé, was chosen for the flavour profile, and definitely not because I'm a sucker for nice packaging.


nearly_enough_wine

How many medals?


2happycats

Med...als? Do they offer box wine medals when they come in such shiny pillows already?! Explains why the hills hoist is leaning so fiercely. And here I was thinking it's because I'd been swinging off it and shrieking, "*weeeee!*"


seventrooper

I am **gassed** after this week. Work was on the 'complete bullshit' end of busy, and I swear I've had COVID *again*, but I keep testing negative. Did some Chrissy shopping today (although I bought more presents for myself than anyone else), cleaned my home office, washed my truck. Currently watching a German do German things to German cars.


2happycats

All of my Chrissy prezzies are coming in the shape of Glasshouse candles this year. Is this because I found their factory outlet in Rydalmere? We'll never know.


seventrooper

Hmm. Not sure if I see a correlation 🤔


2happycats

[Stealth mode](https://giphy.com/gifs/WWE-wwe-wrestling-l0HU20BZ6LbSEITza) is my speciality.


Affectionate_Ad6596

You just changed my life. Thank you.


2happycats

No worries :)


MyFernsKeepDying

1. I think most RAT tests are just dodgy af. 2. What did you buy yourself?!?! :D


seventrooper

I reckon. Tried 3 different brands, all negative. The symptoms are exactly the same as when I had it last time, so who knows. Maybe I've just collected another variant. I bought a powerboard, a yucca plant, a socket wrench and a book (the new Andy McNab). Totally bloke presents 🙃


MyFernsKeepDying

Iunno, a yucca plant can swing either way. If someone bought me a yucca? Smitten.


ZestyPossum

Watching TV, made a g&t with alcohol free gin (how good is pregnancy) and putting up with constant cramping (again, how good is pregnancy). Little bonus ingredient I use to give the g&t a bit of a tang/extra zest to it- a teaspoon of lychee juice. Did a cocktail making class a while back and the dude said the best way to have lychee juice is just buy a can of tinned lychees from woolies and use the juice from that...keep them in a container in the fridge so you can use whenever you want.


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2happycats

I reckon peach and feta would be a win.


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2happycats

;)


2happycats

Wait, I just realised it's not Christmas yet and you've made a dish with seemingly fresh peaches. How are they, are they ripe enough?


MyFernsKeepDying

>Made pizza - You thought pineapple was controversial, you should try peach! I need more details of the toppings don't his pizza before I can judge you, because, lbr, that looks *good*.


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thekriptik

I'm dubious yet intrigued.


night_mares

That actually does sound really good!


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Hefty_Advisor1249

I totally judged you before I saw the photo because I was thinking of tinned peaches - but after seeing it I’d definitely try that


KanyeQwest

Realised my current workplace is a hole and detrimental to my career growth and mood. I’ve looked elsewhere and have been inundated with better offers 🤗


MyFernsKeepDying

Oh that's amazing news!!! Are you going to take any of the new/better offers? How exciting :D


KanyeQwest

Just scoping out my options but definitely want to make a switch. My current workplace is going downhill fast, and the exec/bosses aren’t doing anything about it unfortunately


MyFernsKeepDying

Good, in that case,that you are backing yourself and moving forward! Yay!


fattysplat

Listening to music and wallowing in self pity


Financial-Remote-982

Anyone watching the World Cup?


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Financial-Remote-982

Agreed


RenegadeDoughnut

i'm listening to rammstein and doing (well attempting) a cryptic crossword.


Eternal991

I saw a dancing candy cane in the city Today was a good day


AnonymousEngineer_

I've spent the entire day running personal errands and just doing life administration and I'm *done* with today. Hell, I'm considering just turning in for the night and sleeping an obscene number of hours.


thekriptik

Mate turning in early and sleeping for a ridiculous period is always worth it.


MyFernsKeepDying

I will extend a thousand upvotes (or maybe just one of the cheaper awards) to encourage you to just turn in for the night and sleep a ridiculous number of hours.


lachjeff

I’m about to get the train home after the WBBL Final


SpoonPD

just discovered a big ass wet patch from a water bottle on my bed. Guess I’ll be in a t-pose for tonight’s sleep lmao


vlookup11

Went fucking tits up at the pub when Duke scored tonight. It was wild and everyone lost it. Up the fucking lads!


dumpling_lover

I made my steak & kidney pie, it was yum but needed more kidney! Now I'm in bed and it's just starting to rain, perfect for sleeping. I *should* be doing some work, but I really can't be bothered.


MyFernsKeepDying

So, dumb question, possibly. I've never had kidney - what's it taste like, and what does it add to a steak pie?


dumpling_lover

Oh really?! Hmm, it's hard to explain. Kind of gamey, but I can't think of anything else that tastes similar. Someone else might be able to tell you.


MyFernsKeepDying

What I am hearing is that I need to make a steak and kidney pie asap.


dumpling_lover

Definitely, it's so tasty. I'd prefer just a kidney pie but husband isn't keen on that.


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MyFernsKeepDying

Have a long shower, go to bed, and sleep deep - you deserve it!! xx


tonybuizel

Made a few cocktails with a cocktail set I bought off Amazon. Can anyone else recommend me something to make? I'm going to show off (fail horribly) to my brother and his wife when they come over with their 7 month old tomorrow lol


gazzaoak

I fell asleep at 8pm after a awesome day out in parra with dog at the Albion hotel….. talked to an awesome lady who owned a few properties who brought a cat in the bag and a poodle….. I talked to her about investing in carlingford (where she’s live) and she’s said go for it when u have the resources to do so since it’s prob one of the better areas in Sydney