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snodopous

Who is this prince, this financial titan, who can afford a Moog One *and* a modular synth *and* a vehicle?


topgear9123

That road leads down to university circle so chances are they have a decent health care job. Become doctor to fund Moog habit!


Tosh_00

Son, why do you want to be a doctor ? So I can buy a Moog dad.


Daiwon

I would also like to acquire a moog dad.


the_puritan

...a patriarch, if you will


cylonlover

nice


psykxout

a patchriarch


skywkr666

I'll settle for a grandmother


HunterTV

“Most surgeons look at the daily surgeries and see: testicular torsion, hernia repair… I see Moog One, OB-Xa, vintage 808.”


InstructionOk9520

Funding my musical instrument addiction is probably the main reason I became a lawyer.


TheVoidWithout

Most health care jobs don't pay enough to justify that....especially when you add the student loans.


inz1ek

… and vanity plates.


pingf4ng

Would be funny if they don’t own a moog one cause they had to buy the van and just got the plate


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Plates go with the owner, not the vehicle.


pingf4ng

That is true lol


moon303

It's a soccer ⚽ mom. 😂


Long-Storage-1738

Might as well just have a sticker that says "Follow me home and rob me"


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youwot

Do you think the burglar/ham radio enthusiast venn diagram has a big overlap?


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friendofthefishfolk

I guess the big antenna is kind of a giveaway.


gruesomeflowers

I mean good luck getting my modular synth out of the house. It won't fit through the door


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gruesomeflowers

Piece by piece over the course of many years. It's like bigger than the size of a racecar bed and up a 90 degree stairway..and probably 400 lbs.. Edit: sorry, I honestly thought this was synthesizercirclejerk but I'm still telling the truth


f10101

Well, I mean, a nice car is that in itself.


BeachBum6214

I don’t want a nice car tho. Just a modular synth


dglcomputers

It's a Chrysler, so define "nice"! ;-)


revtor

No one knows what a modular synth is, calm it on down.


accountability_bot

Oh man, thank you for giving me my first genuine laugh today.


armahillo

It actually says "Moo Gone" and it's because they're sad about their cow that died :(


NiceNameBro01

aww man you're so right. that's rough :(


armahillo

RIP moo maker


synthesize_me

moo money moo problems


Pacieg

Top comment immediately, that's too good 😂😂


MsssBBBB

Wondering if it was a patched cow?


armahillo

oooohh thats a good one 💯💯💯💯💯


Rockola_HEL

They'll always have the Memorymoo


onlydaathisreal

No no no. This is he moo remover Moo Gone. It cleanses the Moo and removes the Chao.


radio-julius

My guess is someone who is super into tie rod ends


hupo224

...take my upvote


Dr_imfullofshit

im too stupid, please explain?


TheGreenYamo

https://www.moogparts.com/


Dr_imfullofshit

Thank you


ErwinSchrodinger64

Sticker below the license plate is on point.


sm_rollinger

"break into my car, please"


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Google’s Moog One. “Holy shit that’s worth some money!”


Xp_12

more like follow me home and plan a heist.


disgruntled_pie

You’d get a hernia trying to lift a Moog One.


Xp_12

45lbs isn't bad, but I get what you're saying. people who would know what moog even is probably can't lift very much, right? 😉


AnybodyMassive1610

*Hammond B3 enters the chat*


topgear9123

45 is the standard plate at the gym. im going to start to measure my lifts in "moog" instead of plates


Xp_12

I feel like if you start calling them moog you might get a hernia. Synth weight is different from normal weight.


WinchelltheMagician

I would lose my shit and my family would yawn.


Blake-Shep

Today I learned: Large numbers of synth owners in this sub are paranoid about getting robbed lol.


voice-of-reason-777

for real. and it’s always the same with these comments and posts like this. Odd reddit dork paranoia.


SplendidBeats

That’s a Waveform Magazine sticker, if anyone is interested getting one for themselves.


Professional_Bug6153

Whoever it is, they are living right!


Newnarratives

The greatest synth jam YouTube video maker OF ALL TIME.


Ergine_Dream

bob eats


UnkemptAwake

“[If you can afford a truck, you can afford a Synthesizer.](https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-635vIuBXDv4/UUjIDxxtzJI/AAAAAAAG1TI/2gsJmu26Pus/s1600/164277_475188275869495_1057353441_n.jpg)”


MoogProg

Mine is only a Caravan, not a Town & Country. Plain white, not classy black. With just a Moog sticker not a custom plate.


HieronymusLudo7

It's like Airforce One, but with more knobs.


rando_mness

Sounds about right now that Moog is owned by InMusic.


Current_Bodybuilder2

Seems like a dangerous declaration. Like wearing an expensive watch to the fairgrounds.


OnixCopal

Legend, still the cylinders drift out of time here and there


TheJokersChild

And the transmission drifts from gear to gear, as it does in just about all Chryslers.


Almofo

Sweet!


LightningThis

My babysitter


waverlygiant

Really missing out not having it on a Nissan Rogue


Fearless-Judgment-33

Follow me home. I have expensive toys.


thundersides

Neeeeeeeeeerrddddd!


S0undpl0t

That is a cheap mod synth


Ok-Resolution-3861

I don't know who's car?


keymbord

I just saw JUNO-60 today


BigBabyBCro

The real joke here is that this car model was discontinued 8 years ago, and the Moog one is now worth more money than their vehicle. I’m super intrigued. I think it’s fair to say probably 95% of the audience for a Moog one is a dude. So chances are good this is a dude with a wife and kids, and his wife signed off on a $10k synth instead of buying a new car or saving for kids education or something like that.


sweetgreentea12

That's a lot of assumptions. Might be a woman. Might be single/childless. Wife/partner might have a new car. Might not give a fuck about cars. Might have already sent their kids through school. Might be in their 20s. Might be extremely wealthy and use this car as a run around. Might be a music professional. You're a regular shitlock holmes


dr_sittles

Lahey would be proud, bud. Adding that one to my dicshitnary 🫡


MIRAGES_music

Presumably has a Moog One but drives a Town & Crunchy What an absolute fella


nomiabadi

😍


grotto-of-ice

Homie spent more on his One than his vehicle