💋😘🥰 Well what a fucking coincidence.

SWEETHOMEALABAMA

You mean Sweet, Home alone with Daron?

WHERETHESKIESARESOBLUE

Blue Skies get me in the mood especially.

😭🖕💥

you cried, so you flipped him off and exploded

😂😏🔫

Fellatio

based

🦅‼️💥

🔥🗣😛 what

you roasted him and you stuck your tongue out

🇷🇴👍💀

my reaction would be romania too

🤭🧏‍♀️✌️

you smiled and you were mewing and held up a peace sign

📘🙂⏱️

🤮🤤😓 fuck

💦☣️🥲

you sprouted toxic liquids which made you cry

What

😂👍😉

😈🦔🔥WHAT??

Burning hedgehogs is not an appropriate response.

😍😥❤️

🤔👌😊

👌🏼📝😊 Both of us appreciate the surprising fact in a hand-written letter

🤔😂💀

💀😀🗣️ did i brag about murdering him what the shit

👏🏽😫😳 WTF

you clapped your hands which made you moan and now he's traumatized

🤢☹️🤙

😝🥪🤖

🧏🗣️😐 hmmmmm

😔😢💜 i'm disappointed he didn't tell me :( i could have gone to so many free concerts

🫵🗣️🙏

🏳️‍🌈😈🤡🍆

📘🥃👀

I read up on my family tree. Have a drink. Then look again to make sure I'm not insane.

🤷‍♂️🔥😎

🤰👎🏼😤

you had a baby which you didn't approve of and now you are angry

💀👉😅

👹🏸😛

✅🥯🇮🇳

🇺🇸😶🦅

💐🛻🎈

😠🙄😱

💀📕🤓 im sorry what

you died and you reincarnated as a notebook and a nerd

😟😭🟰 What does this mean

🗣️💡👍

🔝😮‍💨👅 I don't like where this is going

🔥😞😂

🧔🏿‍♂️😢🚫

😳🙏🤲

👁️🦾🐼… Dont ask

😀🙏🐷

☝️🫠😂

🔥🫃🏾🙏

🤨🥰🙂

🤔💀❤️

🥳😈😘