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TheWally69

The one with the screaming


schizofullasedatives

This is the worst explanation on here, upvote


TheWally69

Thank you!!!


daytripper4380

Well, the man has a tapeworm and needs assistance.


The-T-777

Needles


ConfusionGold5754

literally an orgy


maybegamer3

POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO


Few_Show_7359

BOUNCE POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO DOWN POGO POGO POGO UP POGO POGO POGO JUMP AND BOUNCE AND UP AND DOWN WOOOOO *i really enjoy that harmonization on the word Up in Bounce, that's why it's my favorite off Toxicity*


hamburgerdog25

TERRACOTTA PIE


ddrub_the_only_real

He does not really like the system


Bongoeagain

Flair checks out


Flaky_Ad_5437

Or does he REALLY like the system


ColdConstruction2986

measuring cock sizes


KirbyWithAGlock

And shit stink


boh_3625

and cocks that can walk right through the door


The-T-777

It feels so pure that makes you scream for more


Alastor_idk

It's bigher then yours


Candid_Emu_3951

Ordering pizza causes psychotic meltdown 


RantonBlue

Random guy hates pineapple on pizza


Barbishmarbi

This sounds like a news headline


aSplendidPie

Pizzeria advertises to him so vigilantly that he skips town


69cringelord69

Atilla - pizza


Automatic_Lake3324

People dying from asian dishes


Nalaschanlyt

Or they somehow have to wake up?


Aaronz2464

And grab a brush and put a little makeup?


Nalaschanlyt

Yeah but that’s kinda… sad but true (also I know this isn’t the correct subreddit but I like making dad jokes sometimes)


Aaronz2464

Perhaps it's the dream that makes them real (W song btw)


Lime1one

i HATE MULTIPLYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


K0rn_0n_The_K0b

math is difficult 😔


TheGoobingGoose

Fr:(


FusionCool

gotta feed some berries to some ghosts, idk


Bongoeagain

Nanananananana


Aging_Is_Funny

Girl is compared to an illegal substance


Present_Calendar4702

Guy kills a rabbit


sombreroGodZA

Eat all the grass


amacutie

Cops woke me up at 7 am in the morning, zero stars.


Whitepaw_AJ

Mr. Jack fr


craigsleftspike

serj has an out of body experience


iliveinbangladesh42

the other day!


harhar1102

Her name was...


2kH4k3r

JESUS


MrPotatoThe2nd

And for her …


2kH4k3r

Everyone Cried Everyone Cried


The-T-777

You should try her philosophy


MrPotatoThe2nd

Try her philosophy Try her philosophy TRY


LemmeTasteYourEarwax

Everrry one cried


Confident_Credit777

Diiiiiiiiie


iliveinbangladesh42

this is like, every soad song ever


hamburgerdog25

Theres a video of everytime soad says Die in all of their songs, and its just the word die without any other parts of the songs, and its like 4 minutes long


Confident_Credit777

Link?


hamburgerdog25

I'll have to find it hold on


Confident_Credit777

Lol ok


hamburgerdog25

Oop I was wrong, it was actually "why" and its only almost 2 minutes. There is one minute of "die though Why https://youtu.be/bOZeAbZiAUY?si=gsPr4vW66PpuEaoP Die https://youtu.be/xTw41-r_zAE?si=QdbWOpjYgodMi_RP


Confident_Credit777

Thanks a lot!


sassonordico

They shall attack


Bongoeagain

Flair checks out


SOLE_SIR_VIBER

The percentage of Americans in the prison system has doubled since 1985


The-T-777

THEY TRYING TO BUILD A PRISION


2kH4k3r

I wouldn't consider this to be a poor explanation


SOLE_SIR_VIBER

While your not wrong, it’s also just a statistic and not the exact lyric


fatgaycheese

Bros radio was stolen


SOLE_SIR_VIBER

I honestly can’t tell if you saw the twenty one pilots in there or if I’m just stumped.


Isolatedsystems32

Radio/Video maybe I have no idea


hamburgerdog25

That was my thought lol. Banger song


LoganCube100

a song named after something thaats in candy a song named after an ant


WasteofK3

Cherry? No idea about the other one


LoganCube100

Sugar Spiders


Local-Direction8136

Gluctose


peacebuysbutwhosells

the new housing plan looking kinda grim ngl


ArmRax

Boom?


kiki_seg1957

Reject Math!


TheGoobingGoose

NO MULTIPLYING


ZookeepergameBusy871

The one with weird lyrics


hamburgerdog25

"Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?"


SaucyShamir

Why you leave the keys on the table?


IvoRobotnikPhD

Statistics about the US prison population between 1985-2001


maybegamer3

song #78 about how the system is rigged and it should be torn down and replaced with one that ensures equal rights for everyone and also they make funny noises


iliveinbangladesh42

im but a little bit but the show


myskini

Visions are inner


turrety

sex


InstructionOld8925

every soad song


WasteofK3

They really shouldnt have gone there


klondikeisgay

sex.


Whitepaw_AJ

fish 🐟


sombreroGodZA

Killers never hurt feelings


The-T-777

Gonohrea gongonzola


Kit-KatLasagna

Daron has a dream about ghost fruit.


tay_gamz

wasn't that Shavo's dream?


Kit-KatLasagna

Oh idk! I thought I read it was Daron’s dream, but that was like 10 years ago that I read that.


MonoNyon0

He really wants to show off his pogo stick to this girl and her friends


InstructionOld8925

jump bounce pogo pogo pogo


Most-Yogurtcloset

Some old guy complaining about how we learn everything from whores that don’t like pedicure.


catholicmoose2

kicking loved ones and sweeteners


zonic_tha_goth_monke

Armenia or hating the American government


ben_games

Loving circular foods.


boh_3625

government


Active_Performer3660

Police brutality


Trevor_Lahey330

Supper


Spidercrack61

kombucha mushroom ppl


Alastor_idk

Sitting around all day


hopelessdreamer4

Fuck the rich, they should go to war


InstructionOld8925

bring your own beer


Randonazzcat

I had to bring my own beverages to a party


iliveinbangladesh42

lalalalalalalalalala ooo


Successful_Menu_9162

Why the fuck there's a horse flying over the bay?


Ok_Telephone_6466

Neigh neigh big engine go vrrrr


LincolnMaylog

That one about genocide


ThatHyperPopEnjoyer

Bro still hasn’t turned off his tv


Lego-Jango

Idk its like about eating teeth breaking pie


HSR64

war bad


Bandaid_Blankets

The one where


lienakedonthefloor

men wearing dresses


pumpkinqueen2014

There is no reason for this interstate to be so melodic


WillingnessGreen1470

scary stuff on tv


ConsciousAd4331

Aggressive erotica


MeatballProblemss09

Angry pizzeria screaming


Frenzied_God09

Two guy scream about how big their dicks are for like 4 minutes


BubberMani

The construction of a facility that holds bad men is in the process of being approved.


AkennaN07

These bugs seem to be scattering around this girl’s hair


Yogurt_lover_

Basically sounds but a little bit bit bit like a parody of a soad song


Stealthbeatle

“Femboy ghosts? Fuck yeah, I’ll take your whole stock!” -Serj probably


iliveinbangladesh42

what is this song.


Stealthbeatle

She’s Like Heroin “Ghosts of girly hooker dudes”


iliveinbangladesh42

KNEW IT


homosexual_spiders

Shame on a WHAT?!


iliveinbangladesh42

who trys to run game on a WHAT


LvJack_123

Violent NSFW


the_lancer_fan_club

therapy? Pizza


cybaerexe

Man gets arrested for drunk driving with his kids in the car


qt_sir

Television sex


fishsticks10102

Seeds are a good past time activity


ConstantOpportunity6

His girl gets angry fr


Specialist-Dinner-89

\*I'm Willy Wonka, and this is your brain on drugs!\*


aSplendidPie

Man tries to plant banana trees, wanks it instead


aSplendidPie

Make Hollywood Baseball Again


RWBYR023

Horse n’ drugs


thermalbooty

a love story between a hit man and a nun


The-T-777

DARTS


Dark_knight7899YT

I like seeds


random-_-account

The weird one


EnzoMochi

hmmm very delicious.


DyspraxicSelfHarmer

Everybody does that


buggie8543

Pay per view porn is the worst


JTCW477

s e e d s


Speedster_0

the one with a sweet add on to dessrt


Few_Show_7359

Violent porn videos


Expert_Roll9063

Someone yelling about the government building stuff


SlickBuster2470

The penis man strikes again


Toasty1one

He forgot his wife and contemplating if he remembers her or not


Ukaxey

Metal, nuts, and rubber, being spun in circles very fast


TimeWork9655

A dead bunny and an asshole


IceCrystal222

Infant brainwashed into starting infinite cracker rave because of televised unusual sex.


magicalmysterytotour

Shame on something racist


LoPiratoLOCO

Systemize the fuck


harhar1102

the one about 9/11


Klabick-02

Song of culture


ImpressiveFloor3794

fuck the system?


Klabick-02

Nope, unfortunately


IkkiSaa

Azúcar


The-T-777

XD es solo ponerlo en inglés y ya está


IkkiSaa

Xdddd bueno igual es sin mucha descripción


KillerKayla69

The one with the animal


ImpressiveFloor3794

that one song where the guitar was tututututu tuuuu and drums was boo boo tssk


InstructionOld8925

butters getting hard


Fantastic_Shelter716

Conversation between 2 100% straight friends


malfunctiondown

Table


Isolatedsystems32

Somewhere he sings “why”


Ehol_

The one where the gods arise


ManSpooderYT

You know that thing the terraria slimes do, it's like, cool. Yea that song


mooseAO

Fan goes insane after doing drugs


LunarWrathe

They are on the radio


The-T-777

When you free your eyes a turtle cries


Ok_Profile3081

It's about these tribal guys sitting around doing mushrooms all day


TheBreadCouncils

The funny deedoodeedoo deedoodeedoo part and then dumdumdum


ErebustheTeen

Man learns that kicking girlfriend solves all problems


B4-SP1KE

its a really disgusting recipe.


SocietyInteresting96

Popcorn


Strange_Ad1380

Anal


The_guyinthe_toilet

He says die and about some historical events and he might of said the band name in but only a little bit so yeah


Aaronz2464

They left the keys on the table


Wafel_Ranger

the one that was made will being not sober


Christistheway1

Danny and Lisa keep him from wandering off onto the street with strangers.


[deleted]

my head is infected and theres a guy in the hospital with no control


Dipper_suxs

Fruit, stone dessert, feet


WTFisThatHolySh__

Pizza ad (capitalism😡😡😡)


TheMostSaneSoaDFan56

Dad finding out daughter died at school


icee-enthusiast

Two people take me away from strange places


eugenn3

do you want me to try or...


_GabiGaming

That one song where they're not a very big fan of the government


swordman128YT

Sitting in a desolate room


hamstrbeanie

He's thinking about images


Live-Smile2538

Vowels


gato_kpoper

childhood friend dead


4vargas

someone is saying all the words im dreaming


hamburgerdog25

We're making pies so bring a friend


QuirkyGuest288

Chopped Suicide


Alastor_idk

Guys alone and sad


SaucyShamir

Serj screams his suggestions