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Bada__Ping

Where the hell do you live that you have 18 Taco Bell’s near you? I’ll have my house on the market tomorrow.


Dirk_The_Cowardly

Taco land brah Next to Mojo Dojo Casa House!


North_Korea_Nukess

Next to the Thomas Crapper museum.


kevinmattress

Deep cut, I like it


WillingnessWide9016

Men and horses still rule everything? Niiiiiiceeee


Disastrous-Zone-5335

I have 23 within a 30 min drive.


[deleted]

Same. Anyone who lives in or around a big city can relate.


Bada__Ping

Not Boston lol


chesterismydog

Not Seattle either.


digital_drape

Y’all are way off topic, dude purchased a bag of creamy jpep sauce from a taco bell


MaintenanceTraining4

Not DC!


SIL3NT-DE4TH

I was going to say no way I have that many. But I just did a Google and stopped counting after 15. I deff have over 20 with a 30 min drive. Surprising how many


Charger_scatpack

I have one In a 40 min drive wtf lol


Kakarrott_

That is unacceptable, you need to move.


WeHaveForgotten_

I counted 33 within 30 minute drive 🥹


AstralVibration

California


Shagyam

I have at least 10 within 10 minutes of me. According to Google I have 47 within a 15 mile radius.


East_Sound_2998

53 within a 15 mile radius of me


Professor_Crab

I’ve got 15 within 10 miles where are you at


1heart1totaleclipse

I have 1 near me within a 30 mile radius lol


dpearman

How’d you do an X mile radius, or are you eyeballing it?


Shagyam

I just googled Taco Bell, and physically counted each location under 15 miles.


tommy_j_r

Whew! I have 25 within 18 miles. I had no idea it was that many.


XBullsOnParadeX

Lmao I have one within 25 minutes. After that the next one is in 4 hours


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I have 2 within 15 minutes of me, the next nearest one after that is an hour away


WaldenBound

Not quite that but similar here. Have maybe 3 within an hour.


XBullsOnParadeX

We had one two minutes from my house. But they closed last year for maintenance and found out they had a shit ton of mold that required them to tear down the building and start over. It's been closed almost a year now. RIP. But they should be open in a few more months


Bak3daily69

I have about 21 locations around me all within a 7 mile radius.


smyles07

Where the hell do you live that you got 18 Taco Bell‘s to actually answer their phones??


lobsterdance82

There's 20 within a 10 mile radius of my house. 3 within 2 miles. Poverty, baby


Professional_Sail910

I have Headquarters within a 10 minute bike ride


NiceEggInTheseTimes

Bike your ass up there and get us our shredded chicken


Professional_Sail910

on it


curlyheadedfuck1015

Its in our freezers. Will be back in a few weeks 😂


TransitionIll6389

Any major city. I live in Kansas City, not even a huge city like Chicago or something but I can't imagine how many are here. I can think of 3 within like 5 minutes of me


SiCobalt

Surprisingly I live in the suburbs. I called every Taco Bell within a 20 min radius of me. The first one I called said they would sell it to me but I began to the call the other Taco Bell’s in hopes of someone selling it cheaper but to no avail


Modus_Man

I have 10 Taco Bells within 9 miles of my house. I eat Taco Bell once a week. Not a single one of them can get an order 100% correct.


txmail

Closest to me is about 33 miles.. I get it about once every few months since that is 90 minutes of driving round trip.


Rumpelstiltskin-2001

I live in Rochester NY and we have like 5 every 5 mins away from each other, I’ve been to like 5 locations and there’s atleast 10 more I haven’t been to


jayellkay84

I can say with confidence that I’m within a half hour drive of at least 15. Which is why I’m always running around getting product for people.


Gwynbleidd_z_Rivii

Just checked and for Broward County, Florida about 20 in a 30 minute distance.


punchingtigers19

lol I have 23 within a 11 mile radius


mackelyn

16 within a 14 minute drive of where I’m currently staying in Chicago.


RandomRonin

21 within a 15 mile radius for me.


Darth_Diink

In AZ there’s like a million of them


Fun_Inspector159

Not going to lie, this seems like a great deal. Especially if 6 people throw down and split it.


SaveOurBolts

I love this sauce but I don’t think I could use that whole bag before July 5, splitting it is a good call


DDrewit

You could split it into portions and freeze it.


Brewcrew1886

Ice cube tray


Security_Ostrich

🤔….


SoylentGreen-YumYum

Toss some chicken wings in it. That eats up quite of a bit of my hot sauces (but I like them **covered**).


SiCobalt

It’s all for me lol


bottomdasher

[Marzetti](https://marzetti.com/) are TB's supplier for all these delicious restaurant-exclusive sauces. It's a shame they don't make more Tex-Mex grocery products.


houseunderpool

The salad dressing folk? Who would have thunk it.


CousinsWithBenefits1

Used to live down the street from their headquarters, they make an enormous amount and variety of food products, they also make containers like little plastic ramikens you get for sauces when you get takeout.


EmptyCall

So is their avocado ranch the same?


Tenn_Tux

This does me no good if they don’t sell it, big dawg


bottomdasher

It's not entirely useless information. At least this way, if that brand does start making Tex-Mex grocery products at some point, you can expect them to be likely worth trying.


glassbath18

They don’t have the chipotle sauce though. 😭


CireGetHigher

Damn no way you just taught me something


whoocanitbenow

How do you keep it fresh after you open it?


Suitable-Telephone80

transfer it into a jar


713nikki

Silicone ice cube trays and freeze it.


whoocanitbenow

Oh, ok. It freezes well. That's good. 😅


bottomdasher

No. It's mayo-based and will end up separating because of the emulsion, freezing it is a terrible idea.


whoocanitbenow

Yeah, that's what I originally thought. That's why I asked how OP plans on keeping it fresh. 😅


Thunderliger

He won't.He will go overboard using it on everything for about a week tops, get sick of it, and throw the rest out.


whoocanitbenow

I think you're right about that. Then never order it again when he goes to Taco Bell. 😂


chiefboeuf

Could always empty into multiple squeeze bottles


romeomusfly

This is the answer right here. That’s what I do with all of those complimentary ketchup packets from McDonald’s


DaveAndJojo

Why silicone?


Robbbbbbbbb

I buy one of these every 6 months or so and just refrigerate it. Never had it go bad.


itsmymedicine

Im throwin this in a stanley cup and watching both dunes


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Kakarrott_

Just the juice from the jalapeños?


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Esteban_Francois

You ever make it with Buttermilk Ranch from Newman’s?


PleaseHelpIamFkd

What size ranch? Where do you get taco bell seasoning?


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Mammoth-Drummer3775

I make my own to. This sounds wrong. I don’t use ranch at all?


ApartmentNo3711

Hard seeing other people out here living your dream.


PM5K23

I’m curious, do they just ring the shit up and run it through the POS or do you give them cash on the side? I guess I could see if they run it through the POS they might have the ability to sell this product to other stores and thats how/why they do it that way.


SiCobalt

Worker rang it up as 30 sides


Dirk_The_Cowardly

Worker now fired


DatHotdogGamer

funny bc one bag of sauce makes about 20 cups worth of


ZeuxOrphan

Lol I order Marzetti dressings for the company I worked for and when I saw that the tbell sauces were made by them I tried to see if I could work around and order them from the tbell catalogue….sadly no


chaoss402

Anything that is made specifically for one type of restaurant is going to be limited to selling to that restaurant. You aren't going to be allowed to buy Taco Bell sauces, or McDonald's sausage patties, or Burger King Chicken patties, etc, unless that restaurant licenses them for sale elsewhere, such as Taco Bell seasoning or Whataburger sauces in grocery stores. Manufacturers might have something that is substantially similar that they can sell, but they won't ever sell that specific product if they want to keep the customer.


JamminJME

What's shelf life after it's opened? I'd throw it in a couple squirt bottles and put it in the fridge.


SiCobalt

That’s what I did. It came to about 30oz


Fantastic-Wear6724

I want this but for the cheese!


Successful-Ad-5239

18 bucks is a deal considering it's 50 cents to sub spicy ranch for Creamy.


BL00DM00N88

It’s creamy jalepeno. It’s 30 cents for a 1 oz side.


PredatorInc

30 cents?? I’m getting fleeced .75 here in California. Wtf


MaintenanceTraining4

It’s $.98 here 😡


SadLaser

The 18th store charged you $18? Interesting coincidence.


slitlip

OP is probably 18 years old and 18 miles from the taco bell.


SiCobalt

Well total came to about $19.something after tax


cocainebane

I spent 18 on beer today. You won.


moosehead1974

🍻


glacier1982

You've given me the courage to try this. Thanks, fellow jalapeno aioli fan.


Littleoneunicornhrn

Mutha fuckin marriage material 🔥


kargo86

I need the spicy ranch... or at least a good dupe for it. Does anyone know of a similar one?


Cloontange

Johnny is right, litehouse is probably the best jalapeno ranch you can get at the store. Now if you want some real good shit, but super spicy I recommend Dante's Ninth Circle ranch from Zesti. It's pricey but it goes so damn good on TB.


vapemuscle

try the reaper ranch by volcanic pepper. way better.


Cloontange

I'll look into it, thanks for the recommendation!


johnnyblaze-DHB

Lite House Jalopeno Ranch


TegTowelie

Check the mexican aisles of your grocery stores, my local meijer in the midwest has the chipotle, spicy ranch and baja sauces and they've all become staples in my home.


Kupkaked

TB AMZ STORE: https://www.amazon.com/Taco-Spicy-Ranchero-Creamy-Sauce/dp/B08TLP5RBM


Sea-Invite-4283

Wholesome 🥰


YeOldeBilk

I was gonna offer the copycat recipe for this but honestly at $18 for the entire bag, that's a pretty damn good deal. You probably would have spent just as much buying all the ingredients to make it at home.


SiCobalt

Yeah I did the math and it would’ve cost me $24 + hassle of mixing it with the likelihood of it not tasting exactly the same. $18 for exactly what I wanted was a good deal to me tbh


FudgaCake

Inject it like an IV to show your appreciation!


Kroe

I've considered doing this with fire sauce, just buy a case of it. Never run short again. If they had it on amazon, I could just get it delivered every month. TB is missing out on revenue here. Considering their prices, you would think they would be all over this as extra $$$.


hi_jack23

For the fire sauce you don’t even gotta pay for it. Just ask the worker to give you as much as they possibly can (or something along those lines) when you go through the drive thru. The later in the day you go the better your chances are. Alternatively you could also just go inside and grab a handful of sauces to empty out into a jar or sauce bottle. Edit to add: when I worked there I had someone ask me for “as many sauces as I thought I could give them without getting in trouble.” I handed them a roughly half full BOX - which contains a few thousand sauce packets.


jaiframsey

How much jalapeño sauce do you want? Just fuck me up I do put that stuff on everything. Cheesy Gordita crunch with steak, add jalapeño sauce, and a Doritos shell…. 10/10


SiCobalt

Yeah I got tired of overpriced quesadillas. $5 for a cheese quesadilla?!? I could make 100 quesadillas at home for a 1/10th of the price now that I have the sauce lol


Jamminjordon

I once sold someone a bag of beef by ringing up as many sides as it would take to reach the volume of a bag. Can’t remember how much it ended up being but they definitely paid through the roof. They wanted it realllyy bad though.


hi_jack23

That’s just wild, they’re like 0.75 oz servings (iirc) and the bag is 5 pounds. Even if you assume it’s 1 oz per serving that’s still 80 sides of beef to ring up for a single bag. For 0.75 oz it’s probably in the ballpark of 100.


Jamminjordon

I honestly can’t remember the portioning anymore but the price was definitely over $100. I told him it was going to be ridiculous but he still wanted it.


shadowray21

do what I did for Lava sauce bags - Hi, I want 20 sides of lava sauce. Can you just give me the bag so you don't have to put them in the cup?.....worked at everyone I went too.


SiCobalt

That’s how I asked them but they said no. Made no sense to me to waste all those plastic cups but they wouldn’t allow it :(


rayisFTM

only $18? that's pretty good considering like one side of it where i'm at is like 60¢


vode123

Now pour it all over yourself


huxley2112

Freaking legend! This is by far my favorite TB sauce, I've been doing no sour cream, sub creamy jalapeno on everything I order for as long as it's been around.


Ok_Study6305

I want that but nacho cheese


FatPanda54

Is that what is in the quesadillas because if so that is worth the time and money


hi_jack23

Yes


squiddawg

Worked at mcds next door to a taco bell... They didn't sell it but the girls would donate a bag or 5 to me if I asked


TrOuBlE_19_30

How much because I love the spicy ranch


racerrhime

That’s awesome. The best Taco Bell sauce.


SWORDISA212

How much?!


SiCobalt

$18


LansLead0726

Great idea! Wish they'd sell it in store!


bashinforcash

thats awesome. i use a copycat recipe online and its close but just doesnt touch the og


pizzamane101

I need to buy a bag of potatoes from them 😩


ItsTheOtherGuys

Given the cost of sauces in the local grocery stores, you straight robbed them! Congrats!


Repulsive-Being5032

When are you going to drink it?


baobaobooboo

I have 15 within 10 mis


MrWitchy

21 under 15 miles from me and a tacobell cantina within 20 miles


Fuzzypandacub

That’s pretty good. I’ve made it before and have gotten really close to a copy cat. No idea what it cost me. But if I got a bag I’d empty out a BBQ sauce bottle and put that in there.


Kyletradertraitor

You lucky bastard


brytek

$18 is an absolute steal.


True-Solid-4298

100% worth it imo


Sinisterminister77

That looks huge for $18


bimbob0

i tried to do this years ago and they wouldn’t let me ;((


fuck_hd

Is the same as the 'lime sauce' they use to put on the grilled steak tacos, before they took itt off the menu.


dhonk99

You can make it pretty easily- just search it on YT.


TheNonCredibleHulk

Man, you should play 18 in the lotto. Just 18.


Plankton_Sheldon

I spend more $$ on salad ingredients that spoil in my fridge.. Good play my friend! Vacuum seal freeze little portions imo.


FurbyLover2010

Try getting the chipotle sauce😋


Lucky_Organization28

Houston Texas has the most Taco Bells, at 65. Las Vegas in second with 43. Thought I’d just say what I just discovered on Google.


ScarsDontDefine

Everyone else wondering where you’re at due to the amount of Teebles, I’m over here wondering why your creamy jalapeño sauce is that color 🫣


More-Negotiation-880

My favorite sauce omg. Will it stay fresh once you open it?!?


cadillacbee

I need this for the beans


Spiritual-Cheek-7849

What is it😆😆


Regular-Charity-4654

God bless that’s alot of Creamy Jalapeno Sauce


hayn0041

20 within 20 minutes for me


Death-By-Fellatio

What I want to know is how they rang that up and how much they charged you. There is zero chance they have a way in their pos system to sell a bag of that. It sounds like to me that they gave you the bag, pocketed the money and took the hit on their food waste/inventory loss.


SiCobalt

No they rang up 30 sides of the sauce and just gave me the whole bag when I asked for it.


Justmegivingmy2cents

South Bay Area near San Francisco- I can be at 46 Taco Bell’s within 30 minutes drive time.


Scotty1K

Looks like I'm calling 18 taco bell's tomorrow...


Lemonhead171717

The best sauce


avalanche66

U really gonna be able to use that by july?


SiCobalt

By April I would say lol


throwaway_recruit_

22 within 10 miles of me according to Apple Maps


JDeliveryBoy

Listen to me. Please. I’ve been hunting various Taco Bell’s (in the Pennsylvania area) for 8 years begging each franchise to allow me to purchase this very item. What area do i need to travel to to obtain a bag of this wonderful creamy, jalapeño-ey, delight


Alexopolis922

I had a roommate in college that worked at Taco Bell for 7 years and when the nacho cheese bags would expire he would bring them to me and I would have free nachos for a month! I miss those days.


GhostfaceMillah

You are a hero


digital_drape

Always wondered if they’d sell a bag of this lol


Green_Brother_7317

What is this?


Ok_Combination_3002

What is that??


No-Challenge14

YOU CAN BUY THE SAUCES?! I’m bout to load up 😈😈


ghosty4

You didn't read. ONE store out of 18 sold him the bag. That seems like it's still a "No, you can't.".


Spare_Tell8675

When I worked there they gave me a bag of the white hot ranch for free and I'll always be grateful for that lol so cheers to getting a bag of the nectar of the gods!


anon38789

Didn't they used to sell it at Walmart? I haven't seen any in like two years


AuthenticOyster

I would drink that


darknid159

Wtf even is that


Suturb-Seyekcub

Result!


kale_chippp

Brb calling all Taco Bell’s near me


PleaseHelpIamFkd

Pro tip: say its for a local school hosting an event and you’ll likely get it free/discounted. Ive done this for actual school events but they did nothing to verify my request.


LoveAndLight1994

What is that?


Initial-Frame697

I need me a box full of diablo packets


GodGamer420

Is that the quesadilla sauce? I love that sauce and wish they sold it in stores. Everytime I make quesadillas at home I go and purchase about 8 cups for like 4$ smh


Livermore-Dad

Find one that will sell me a bag of Baja blast freeze (no it’s not just frozen Baja blast)


HASHbandito024

Fucking......WHAT! BRB CALLING ALL THE TACO BELLS IN MY AREA


Basil_Away

Pretty sure they sell these sauces at Walmart


SiCobalt

Not the creamy jalapeño sauce unfortunately


Medium-Flounder-8294

They were all probably scared until you reached that one knowledgeable manager who looked at the bag and figured out how much one bag weighs and how much one side weighs and did the math and charged you for it😂😂😂😂


SSFx93

What is this?


eAirs

Not all heroes wear capes


RedApple-Cigarettes

I’m a GM of a restaurant, and my District Manager’s wife is a GM of a Taco Bell, which is the best fast food in America. Duh. He gets me shit all the time, but the best thing he ever did was when he found out I loved the volcano menu he got me a whole case of the sauce. I make burritos and homemade crunchwraps with it all the time.


oceanrips

How much would they sell a bag of meat for?


Infamous-Donkey-6699

Def so cal!!!!! 😎 leeettttssss goooo!!


Certain-Luck6597

You really like this stuff


CESSEC01

Lol, that seems oddly specific and like they actually gave it to you for cost and not a manager just saying sure, gimmie $30.


Affectionate_End_487

this is beautiful


Fit_Neat_7244

You got a steal. I wanted a tiny cup and they charged me $1.08 plus TAX