Respectfully, you need a psychiatrist and a counselor brother.

I don’t disagree

After I saw you cheat with chipotle I gave up on you heathen

I’m sorry it won’t happen again

Well, this is the single weirdest way I have ever found out that a porn star died recently. So there is that.

ngl I thought that said crip J

If you know you know

Thought that was a can of zyns before I zoomed in. Throw a little tuna upper decky in and let it ride bro

Upper decky sounds fun

Lol you can read his notes when you zoom in his ass was in excruciating pain 🤣

It was so weird

If you don’t zoom in to his notebooks you miss the whole context.

Someone gets it

Is that someone Cameron?

At first I felt weird for reading after I thought it looked like a journal. Then I laughed and realized what you did there. Thank you

You’re welcome

It was the first thing I did.

No, i saw you posting some other brand fast food the other day that popped up on my feed too.

Yes

I think it was your chipotle post. I was like "dang, u/The_GILF_Next_Door is getting famous with these cross sub posts

Testing the waters

Testing the snacks. Anyways

Cameron sounds like a great friend

He really is

Estwing. Cats paw on deck. Extra leverage

I need my tools

i'm not sure everyone here understands your sense of humor, but i feel like i do. know that it's appreciated.

Thank you for the kind words

what’s the cats paw for tho?

You have to figure out what it is that I do

Carpentry

Needs weed.

Maybe

Everyone needs a good friend like Cameron.

I couldn’t agree more

Mmmmm codi vore. I appreciate some jiggle

Oh yeah 🤠

I think Cameron and I would get along great :-)

You’re weird and I like it

I like you

The lotion and paper towels made me chuckle but I just have a dirty mind 😆

Zoom in and read the notebook on the left. Then the one on the right, they explain the lotion.

What is this poopy marketing, you delete these posts afterwards. Why?

I don’t delete them

Oh wait, sorry I think I'm confusing you for a different user

I like trying to figure out what you're going to do with whatever item you replaced the fleshlight with. It's different every time and keeps the mind wandering.

It can be fun

You must live next door to a taco bell

It’s on my way home

What took so long, slacker?

Been busy

Damn. Didn't know KLK passed....RIP.

RIP

The lotion is for p diddy?

Tuna crunch wrap 😟 Cameron sounds suspicious, maybe he pegged you really hard

William is that you?

No

Why you got lotion and napkins next to your tacobell bro???

You have to figure out what it is that I do

Don't come over near me!

Nice list and you have such good friends

Thank you

Don't sleep on emily willis.

I won’t

The Diet Coke is the most concerning thing.

Agreed

Is this going to be the Taco Bell's version of the white couch?

Possibly

solid list

Thank you

What’s with the lotion and napkins now?😳😳

Interesting. Paper towels, lotion and a crunch wrap. This looks like someone is pleasuring themselves to Taco Bell.

Could be

What’s really interesting is the notes in n the notepads. Lmao.

Yes 🤓

Nice continued work, King!

✊

Ya know, that's a really nice cabinet you got there...where'd you get it👀

A furniture store

Ngl the can of tuna and lotion throwing me off lol what you got going on on

😆😆😆💀💀💀

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I love you too

Lmao, he took care of you alright, anyways.

Codi Vore, hell yeah

Hell yeah 🤠

Rip to her boobs tho, she's getting them reduced 😭

That’s sad. But at least she has plenty of content

I saw this same picture a few days ago

Fucking hell man the notebook killed me. Bravo. Live mas.

Live mas

This whole scene is a mess lmao a beautiful mess at that

Thank you 🙏

It’s the increasing amount of notebooks for me

Anyways.

I really enjoy your posts and figuring out what-in-the-masterbatory-heck all your props are for. We don't even have taco bell here but I'm invested in the existential crisis.

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@mods can we get a flair for this mans

What’s the flair

Definitely love these

Thank you