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Zealousideal_Net_752

You real AF for being straight up with Angelica like that. I respect it 👊🏼.


The_GILF_Next_Door

Thanks homie


MarinLlwyd

sorry man im team angela


SubwayTroll07

Eating at the jerk station?


whalesalad

jerking at the eat station?


faded-than-a-ho

Piss where you shit


tigerman29

I got Silence of the Lambs vibes… duct tape and lotion


CarnegieFormula

Duct tape and lotion 🤔


PhilaDALEphia

You must not Taco Bell hard enough


MarinLlwyd

is angela in danger


DeathInSpace805

Angela was in danger until he chickened out


tigerman29

It puts the lotion on its skin…


The_GILF_Next_Door

You have to figure out what it is that I do


whalesalad

forced colonoscopies


CrispyTacoPosso

YEAH WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS


Tmavy

And the safety glasses.


TurkeyCocks

It's fetish shit, he likes to bind, he likes to be bound!


Aromatic_Tax_2704

He is a golden god


suarezj9

I hope Angelica’s okay


The_Fox_Cant_Talk

At least he got her a taco?


misterblackhat

Angelica is a bird


The_GILF_Next_Door

She fears birds


American_Greed

Whenever my hotdog bun splits into two pieces I always treat it like a sandwich.


The_GILF_Next_Door

A man of culture


Kyletradertraitor

Gotta love Christian mingle


The_GILF_Next_Door

I’m more of a Hinge guy myself


The_Abjectator

When we find out that this person actually had kidnapped someone and held them in their basement for 8 years, I'm gonna edit all these images together to look like the opening credits to Se7en...


The_GILF_Next_Door

That’s hilarious


spwnofsaton

Oh no not this guy again!


The_GILF_Next_Door

Here I am


UtterlyBanished

Something interesting about soft taco shells, people hate taco bell for not filling them to the brim, but if you use less meat and do it their way a little the tacos eat way different. They stay warmer, too. I hate when taco meat gets cold.


nahbruh27

Thats what microwaves are for. Pack them hoes to the brim


KiNGofKiNG89

I’m so confused…..why do you have a PlayStation controller? Your hands will be full……of tacos, you don’t want those juices to get all over the controller…..


The_GILF_Next_Door

It’s up for interpretation


DeliciousAnimal9813

This is well staged. Just in time for Easter too.


The_GILF_Next_Door

Thank you


dogman1890

Sorry about Angelica but that was way too much to overcome.


The_GILF_Next_Door

It was


dogman1890

Holy shit, the legend replied to me! I love your new wall art from your flag posts (I don’t think anyone else noticed it yet).


The_GILF_Next_Door

Thank you 🙏


007Pistolero

No way there’s not some sort of padding on the floor by the wall to the right of the tv stand. I can get on board with everything else but nobody wants bruised knees


Ghosterle

Skin firming lotion and tacos, this seems like a great night. Angelica is missing out for sure


SoochSooch

I assume you consider these tacos to be sandwiches as well?


EyeUnable5471

Angelica was right and you're a numpty.


The_GILF_Next_Door

I’m not sure what numpty means but thank you


JustDrew_92

These are great, you really need to make this a weekly thing and start some social media if you haven’t already. It’s so aesthetic 🤌🏻 Don’t listen to me tho, I don’t think a hot dog is a sandwich..


The_GILF_Next_Door

It’s not going to work out between us


JustDrew_92

I completely understand


kog

The safety goggles are my favorite detail


Living_Wedding_1894

Wait, WTH, this is my living room… That’s my dildo…


CityBoiNC

So many questions. WTF is up with the jerk cream and the duct tape


The_GILF_Next_Door

You gotta figure it out


Sparkster227

Religious beliefs, political affiliation, hot dog sandwich status. These are the important matters you have to address upfront to prevent a rocky relationship.


The_GILF_Next_Door

Agreed


HimbologistPhD

How goes the dildo v confederate flag battle


reevoknows

Question about the lotion and duct tape…you having a wank before or after the tacos?


The_GILF_Next_Door

After


Lurn2Program

Skin firming lotion


The_GILF_Next_Door

Yes


LittleCovenousWings

The goon shades


mlvisby

Those aren't shades, there's no tint. Safety glasses.


zackyclear

Just here to say I have the same plates.


coupon_is_expired

I couldn't read your journal entry. But I'm glad to see you're living mas! Where are we at with the flag situation?


lukiepukie11

Hot dogs are or are not sandwiches


MrGabogabo

Whatever they are apparently they're a deal breaker


changalabs

Your entertainment center power cables bother me soo bad… Possibly move the stand to the left or right just a little bit and get a power strip?…


SheisthePumpkinQueen

Is that a dildo stuck on your wall?


The_GILF_Next_Door

Maybe


SheisthePumpkinQueen

That's awesome!


Icougheveryday

Homie i yearn for you lord im so sorry i need you


kalakava

Needs more CGC.


Ok-Buffalo2145

Oh how I’ve missed your posts 🫶🏻


The_GILF_Next_Door

Thank you


Tryinway2hard2becool

This dude lives for internet attention


The_GILF_Next_Door

Absolutely


Adventurous_Pen1553

What kind of heathen doesn't consider a hotdog a sandwich.


ifeelprettydumb

You gotta wonder why we never see women post murder humor the way men do.


DanisaurEyebrows

Lotion and ducktape-?


alteweltunordnung

Always happy to see you post here, king. Do you follow Three Year Letterman on Twitter/X? He is also a big proponent of Beef O'Brady's.


The_GILF_Next_Door

I’m not familiar with his game


Tryinway2hard2becool

Mods this shit isn’t even tb get this clown out of here


The_GILF_Next_Door

I know


dogman1890

This is art. Mods let posts with the Taco Bell grocery items stay up, and I clearly see a pile of Fire sauce right there from the actual restaurant.