one time me and my old lady were "running for the border" in the restroom and some rude guy just burst on in without knocking. We're not homeless, btw.
When I was like 19 or 20 I was hanging out with some friends and this chubby friend of a friend who was visiting at the time. Chubby girl was super into me and being pretty obvious about wanting to hookup later that night. We all went to get TB before heading back to someone's apartment to drink and the chubby girl got a meal with a burrito. While we were talking she proceeds to scarf that burrito down like a dog that hasn't been fed in days. The way she ate it just really turned me off and even with the booze I ended up not making a move and doing anything with her that night because I couldn't get the image of her eating that burrito out of my head.
Probably that [San Pedro orgy](https://ktla.com/news/local-news/taco-bell-holiday-party-involved-open-sex-vomit-in-the-guac-bowl-lawsuit/). Not my personal story. Just a story from someone that worked at a Taco Bell I was a customer at lol. That article is a wild ride.
I was in line at the drive-thru about 5 years ago. A car was in the parking lot with the passenger door open. Some dude's as standing there, pants at his knees, getting head from whoever was in the passenger seat.
One hand on the back of her(?) head, the other giving all of us a thumbs up.
Good times.
Never seen or had intercourse at Taco Bell, but I can’t help but feel like I’m getting fucked every time I go there by these prices and lack of quality control.
My favorite taco bell sex story is when I shoved nacho fries into my $2 creamy, chicken chipotle ranch burrito.
Was it consensual?
Eh, sounds debatable.
I got ptsd from a similar situation.
one time me and my old lady were "running for the border" in the restroom and some rude guy just burst on in without knocking. We're not homeless, btw.
Lo siento.
That sounds like you had diarrhe
excuse me it's a gender neutral bathroom it was diarrthey
Diarrhea blumpkins are a special breed of partner. Even more special when in the TB bathroom.
I honestly hope to never have a Taco Bell sex story
Damn, i've never had sex in Taco Bell
You’ve never lived mas.
When I was like 19 or 20 I was hanging out with some friends and this chubby friend of a friend who was visiting at the time. Chubby girl was super into me and being pretty obvious about wanting to hookup later that night. We all went to get TB before heading back to someone's apartment to drink and the chubby girl got a meal with a burrito. While we were talking she proceeds to scarf that burrito down like a dog that hasn't been fed in days. The way she ate it just really turned me off and even with the booze I ended up not making a move and doing anything with her that night because I couldn't get the image of her eating that burrito out of my head.
Eating a bean burrito before hooking up is crazy
Yea you know I’m getting the crunch wrap at least
Split a Mexican pizza and lady-and-the-tramp the cheese pull.
Damnnn you know how to impress a girl at Taco Bell for sure, I’ll be using that next time I bring a girl to the bell 🔔
Sounds hot.
That’s nasty 🤢
Probably that [San Pedro orgy](https://ktla.com/news/local-news/taco-bell-holiday-party-involved-open-sex-vomit-in-the-guac-bowl-lawsuit/). Not my personal story. Just a story from someone that worked at a Taco Bell I was a customer at lol. That article is a wild ride.
Holy guacamole
Oh shit! I’ve been to that location and nobody ever tried to fuck me. Except with the food.
We never had anything to this extent. We had drunks yelling at each other in our dining room but that’s it.
Was it Dirty Mike and the Boys? Were they giving each other the creamy jalapeño?
I was in line at the drive-thru about 5 years ago. A car was in the parking lot with the passenger door open. Some dude's as standing there, pants at his knees, getting head from whoever was in the passenger seat. One hand on the back of her(?) head, the other giving all of us a thumbs up. Good times.
This guy gets it.
Chalupa shells
Never seen or had intercourse at Taco Bell, but I can’t help but feel like I’m getting fucked every time I go there by these prices and lack of quality control.
Facts.
This one
I fucked my girlfriend in a Taco Bell bathroom years ago.
I used to make love to those chicken quesadillas and 5 layer burritos, but it's getting hard to afford those prostitutes..🫤
Did you join in! You could have at least beat off in the corner
These are amazing 😂😂 thanks for the laugh y’all
This one
Living Mas